The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 286: Deep-fried carnival VS deep-fried rage!
Chapter 286

[Watch Hammer’s MV. Why don’t the fairy beasts attack people? 】

[I came to see the fairy beast fight against the European and American double-standard dogs. Who wants to watch the MV?]

[Go to the Twitter live broadcast room on the Internet and check it out. There are a lot of emo that criticizes fairy beasts for making copper and splitting...]

[Not only that, there are a lot of them, Fairy Beast’s Twitter live broadcast room now has more than 1000 million views and at least 800 million sunspots, all full of obscene words...]

[There is also that Marshall, the lyrics of the new song make the fairy beast go flying...]

[The fairy beast responded by writing an English song. What the hell is this? 】

[Did you fall in love with the European and American rap kings?Lost your temper?If yes, please speak up! 】

[You can’t scold these rappers, you guys can understand, really, it’s not a shame! 】

[I seriously suspect that the fairy beast has also learned the routine of domestic Internet celebrities, first creating conflicts and hype, and then live broadcasting and bringing goods (selling albums)...]

[Maybe the fairy beast wants to promote the song first and then criticize people. Let’s take a look first. Anyway, the new song of the fairy beast is definitely not wrong...]

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The more than 3000 million fans in the domestic live broadcast room expressed extreme disappointment that Lu Lin did not go all out to defeat European and American double-standard dogs. Instead, he acted like an old money man and just promoted songs blindly.

As mentioned in the barrage, today's live broadcast is indeed very similar to the routine of those Internet celebrities, creating conflicts and excitement, and then live broadcasting to promote goods.

Others bring goods, he brings albums.

There is no difference between the two!
The only difference is that Lu Lin not only cut the leeks of domestic water friends, but also the leeks of European and American netizens!
bang--
The door was suddenly pushed open vigorously.

Tianxian, Mama Liu, Liu Tao, Fatty Gao and others rushed into Lu Lin's suite with oily noodles, and asked in a hurry: "Has it started... We're not late... It's too late Clicked……"

Naturally, no one can miss this good show today.

Lu Lin just opened the MV video, picked up the ocean bowl again, and said while eating: "It's not too late, it's just the right time!"

Everyone didn't talk nonsense, they gathered around the coffee table and sat down on the sofa, while eating oily noodles, they stared wide-eyed and concentrated, watching the MV that started playing on their laptops.

The screen fades into black and subtitles appear.

【Lyrics, music, production: Lu Lin】

[MV creative: Lu Lin]

Then, Lu Lin's big face appeared on the screen, and he introduced himself at the beginning: "Lu Lin, real name no gimmicks... (Lu Lin, is my name, no bells and whistles)!"

This self-introduction is very suggestive of a bad person.

In other words, the opening chapter sets the tone, and I am going to find fault.

Because the MV has bilingual subtitles, the more than 3000 million fans in the domestic live broadcast room can understand the subtitles even if they cannot understand English.

The original disappointment and speechlessness instantly turned into anticipation and excitement after this opening sentence.

Tie Hanhan is still the same Tie Hanhan, this is going to be like that rap king Marshall, slapping people in the song.

Have fun watching it!
The barrage was filled with words similar to 'Fuck you to death'!

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After the almost arrogant self-introduction, the powerful drum mix sounded, and the screen switched again, showing a travel-specific RV.

The camera enters the RV and focuses on the large bed inside which can be used for camping and resting.

Lu Lin, who was almost naked, lifted up the messy quilt and half sat up. Amidst the rhythmic drum beats, he went straight to the theme and started counting.

[Two trailer park girls go round the outside... (Two trailer park girls go round the outside...)]

【round the outside, round the outside... (all kinds of fooling around outside)】

[Two trailer park girls go round the outside... (Two trailer park girls go round the outside...)]

[round the outside, round the outside... (all kinds of fooling around outside)]

Accompanied by two extremely addictive rap lyrics, under the messy quilt in the picture, two more girls' figures emerge very pointedly.It's none other than Scarlet Witch Ome and Husky Big Girl Daddario!

The two big girls were the same as Lu Lin. They were not wearing any clothes, and they both wore double ponytails, imitating Britney Spears' innocent girl style.

The point is, after they got out of bed, they hugged Lu Lin from one side to the other. In an extremely obsessed manner, they pushed him down on the bed again, covered him with the quilt, and rolled around.

It really fits the lyrics!

"Pfft, cough, cough..."

Among the people watching the MV while eating fried noodles, some were shocked by the scale of the picture and choked on it.

Lu Lin turned around and saw Tianxian covering his lips and coughing while glaring at him with cannibalistic eyes.

Obviously, the jealous god couldn't bear to see him playing such a passionate game with other women!
Not even when shooting a MV!
Lu Lin met her cold eyes, couldn't help but shivered, and immediately said: "Actually, I didn't come up with this MV idea, but Lao Yang's idea!"

Yang Mi: "???"

Yang Mi was stunned for a moment, then became furious and said angrily: "You bastard, it's obviously you who wants to cause trouble, so don't spit on me, okay?!"

She is not a cuckold, she likes to watch the man she likes fooling around with other women.

When the MV was being filmed, she was so angry as she watched, her head felt green.

Lu Lin glared and said forcefully: "Why are you so slanderous? Just tell me, you asked me to shoot this MV, right?"

Yang Mi: "..."

Yang Mi was speechless for a moment, and smiled coquettishly at the cold eyes of the immortal...

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The atmosphere in front of the computer was anxious, and the two major live broadcast rooms at home and abroad exploded into chaos because of the echoing MV images and lyrics.

Especially in the domestic live broadcast room, more than 3000 million fans were crazy with joy. The super rocket reward special effects seemed to cover the screen, causing the popularity to rise crazily, and it was about to reach 4000 million.

What is Tiezhi?

This is called Tiezhi!
Internet users in Europe and the United States broke out collectively because Lu Lin fired Aomei and Daddario, and madly insulted and abused him.

Lu Lin, on the other hand, not only refused to explain, but also went out of his way to do this in the lyrics and MV of the new song.

You said fired?

Then I'll fire it!

Moreover, let me reenact the scene so that you can see it...

This special meow is simply a face-mounted output!
The most awesome thing is the highly addictive repetitive lyrics of 'round the outside', which domestic water lovers will understand immediately because its Chinese homophone is 'Let you guess'.

You like to guess, right?

Just take a guess!
I won't explain!
How do you love it!
The English lyrics are full of puns, play on Chinese homophones, and are extremely addictive and ear-catching. I can only say that he is worthy of Lu Lin.

The sporadic talent is so inexplicable!
but……

Compared with the domestic live broadcast room, it is a fried melon-eating carnival.

The more than 1000 million European and American fans in the Twitter live broadcast room were completely furious.

They were defeated by Lu Lin again!

Barrages of insults and insults filled the screen!

If someone with trypophobia takes one look at it, they might die on the spot!

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ps: As I get older, I really can’t stay up late. I stayed up last night and didn’t get up until noon today. Sitting in front of the computer, my mind went blank!
[Thank you Superman for the huge 100-point reward, and thank you old book friends for your continued support! 】

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