The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 31 Liu Tianxian turns into a silly girl at the entrance of the village

"I'm not alive~!"

Liu Tianxian couldn't bear it anymore, he tore off the banana leaf to rest his hands, picked up the remaining piece of roasted purple sweet potato, he couldn't wait to peel off the burnt black skin, and dipped it in honeycomb honey to eat.

After a while, she has become a funny black mouth, and she looks like a village girl!

Lu Lin looked at it with a smile, but he didn't know that he had already had a bad mouth, and he was undoubtedly the second idiot in the village.

Two big idiots looked at each other funny, but both held back their bad intentions and didn't remind each other.

After a little leaning, the roasted purple sweet potato was dipped in the honeycomb honey, and the honeycomb honey was wiped out along with it.

Especially Tianxian, who was so supported that he hummed!
She wasn't hungry by herself, so she ate cold purple potato leaves first, then fried swarms, and finally ate three pieces of purple potato with Lu Lin, her belly was full.

"No, I have to exercise, go out and do aerobics, otherwise I will be swollen tomorrow..."

Liu Tianxian stood up holding his stomach, humming and chirping.

Lu Lin got up to help her, and said: "It's better not to exercise, you are so easy...to get pregnant."

Liu Tianxian was stunned for a moment, and then realized that the posture of holding his stomach was really like a pregnant daughter-in-law, and immediately punched Lu Lin in embarrassment: "Ni Zukai, it's not all your fault, you deliberately seduced me..."

"Yes, yes, blame me, blame me~!"

Lu Lin didn't wait for her to finish speaking, and then repeatedly admitted his mistake.

This conversation sounded even more wrong.

Liu Tianxian was embarrassed, pushed him away, and said angrily: "Go to hell, play with me when you're full, think I'm easy to bully~!"

As he said that, he took out a piece of burning firewood from the fire pit, waved it and chased Lu Lin.

"Just kidding, you lose if you get angry..."

Lu Lin refuted his words, opened the banana leaf curtain, got out of the shed and escaped for his life.

Liu Tianxian refused to let go, and chased out of the shed with burning firewood.

Sister Chen and the others outside the hut saw the funny black circles on their mouths, which looked like two big fools fighting, so they immediately burst out laughing: "Puff ha ha ha..."

Liu Tianxian thought they had heard the conversation inside the house, so he couldn't help laughing, so he didn't think about anything else, but stopped chasing Lu Lin in embarrassment, and used the dry firewood piled outside the shed to light a bonfire for warmth.

Then, he said to Sister Chen: "Sister Chen, can you play some music for me, I want to do aerobics to digest my food... Tie Hanhan, don't make trouble, or I'll be really angry!"

The latter sentence was a warning to Lu Lin.

Lu Lin nodded with a smile, took a big banana leaf as a cushion, lay down by the campfire and looked at the moon, expressing that he would never tease her again.

Seeing that the two were not arguing, Sister Chen suppressed a smile, took out her mobile phone from her carry-on bag, and played music for Tianxian.

As for Tianxian, he was probably really afraid of getting swollen tomorrow, so when the music started, he yelled the beat and began to do aerobics seriously.

It can be seen that she should often do aerobics to lose weight, and has strong dancing skills, so even if the music played by Sister Chen is not suitable, she dances very well, with a strong sense of rhythm in her gestures and movements.

But... all of this was ruined by her funny black mouth circle, the more serious she danced, the funnier she looked!
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[Pfft ha ha ha, the image of a fairy is completely ruined! 】

[Fairy Beast and the editor, director and photographer are too damaged, they didn't remind her...]

【This is not our fairy, hallucination, everything is an illusion】

[Fairy Beast's pink pants with leather shoes, plus a black mouth ring, is actually more funny, my stomach hurts from laughing already]

[The heavenly immortal should pull the fairy beast, and the two fools will jump together, the effect will definitely explode hahaha]

[The Dihua group and the Kuntao group are all half full, but they are so hungry that their eyeballs turn red, but Tianxian is losing weight, which is outrageous! 】

[Don't let the other two groups know, otherwise they will definitely form a group to have a meal]

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Inside the China Television Studio.

Mother Liu covered her face with her hands, and she said with nothing to love: "I shouldn't have let Qianqian participate in the show, the character design is ruined, and the image is also ruined, how can I film in the future~!"

Yang Mi couldn't keep laughing anymore, her high heels stomped the floor loudly: "Hahahahaha... I've known Sissy for so many years, and it's the first time I discovered that she has a talent for making comedies... Hahaha..."

Survival expert Zhu Qiang also grinned happily: "The more serious you are, the funnier you are, it's just a sneer, hehehe!"

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Liu Tianxian didn't know that her image had collapsed. After she danced for a while, she probably had bad intentions. She wanted to make Lu Lin, who was even less imageable, embarrassing in front of the live broadcast camera, so she couldn't help but pull Lu Lin up: "Let's dance together!" ,Life is movement……"

Lu Lin's face was full of bewilderment and resistance: "Do you know what the synonym for Tie Hanhan is?"

While pulling him to jump, Liu Tianxian casually replied, "Straight man of steel?"

Lu Lin nodded, pointed at himself and said, "I am not only a straight man with a straight mind, but also a straight man with a strong body, the kind that is tough!"

Liu Tianxian refused to let go: "I'll teach you, it's very simple."

Lu Lin made all kinds of excuses: "This music sounds like a ghost, I can't find it."

Sister Chen and a group of choreographers were excited, and immediately took out Lu Lin's mobile phone, and sent a godly assist to Tianxian: "Use your mobile phone to find suitable music."

Lu Lin: "..."

Lu Lin smacked his lips, wanting to show his death, and continued to lie flat and look at the moon, but Sister Chen and the others were behind the camera, all showing pleading expressions.

[We are making a show effect, not for you to show your affection with Tianxian, let's cooperate a little bit! 】

Lu Lin slammed his mouth and took the phone, found a lazy music to play, and said with a smile: "This is the music that suits me."

Liu Tianxian hooked his black mouth, like a dragon king with a crooked mouth, and said evilly, "Do you think you can stop me like this?"

As he said that, he parted his legs left and right, pushed his buttocks, and took a substandard horse stance. Accompanied by the lazy music, he danced casually.

Lu Lin took a look at her twisting buttocks: "I found your buttocks are quite upturned. This is a body advantage only for slightly fat girls. Why do you have to lose weight?"

Liu Tianxian's pretty face turned red, and she said coquettishly: "Who told you to look at my ass, dance to my rhythm! Don't tell me you can't learn such a simple movement, just dance!"

pat-

hiss--

Lu Lin lit a cigarette and took a deep breath.

Then, with a cigarette in his mouth, imitating the posture of a fairy, he spread his legs and pouted his buttocks, and took a not-so-standard horse stance.

Then, with a cigarette butt under his feet, his butt twisted from side to side, he jumped away!
In fact, his body is extremely well-coordinated, he is by no means a stiff straight man, and his sense of music is even more top-notch. Accompanied by lazy music, he seems to have found the feeling of John Travolta jumping and twisting in "Pulp Fiction". Sexy, lazy, free and easy, but precise and precise, hiding a strong sense of rhythm.

Liu Tianxian looked dumbfounded, and said dumbfounded: "Compared to me, you call this can't dance?!"

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