The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 340: Gods will never be able to figure out the tricks of the bastard!

Chapter 340

"Actually, singing is not impossible. I can sing songs like "The Moon Represents My Heart"..."

Yang Mi was still very obsessed with the book friend CP's love song, and she muttered angrily.

However, she just expressed her unwillingness, and the so-called love song had already been sung by the immortals.

To put it mildly, that song has already been stained with the saliva of gods.

No matter how obsessed she is, every time she thinks about it, she still feels aggrieved by being cuckolded!
"call……"

Yang Mi took a deep breath and shook her head secretly, as if she wanted to shake off the cuckold on her head.

Then, he got back to business and said: "Then it's settled, show off your special skills and try to turn the Spring Festival Gala stage into the backyard of our company, where everyone can show up."

As he spoke, he picked up the beer glass and raised it high: "Cheers!"

Lu Lin and Liu's mother raised their glasses together: "Cheers~!"

The widowed sister Scarlett, Omei, and Daddario also joined in the fun: "Cheers~!!!"

Ding--

The wine glasses clashed, and the six of them drank the wine in one go.

Yang Mi drank a glass of beer and smacked her red lips. She seemed to feel uncomfortable, so she got up and went to her office, got two bottles of red wine, and said cheerfully: "Beer is too cold in the winter, let's drink this."

Mother Liu and the three girls nodded in agreement.

Lu Lin looked at the red wine label she was holding and smiled immediately.

Well, the real ingredients are not blended, the wholesale price is 19 yuan per bottle, brewed by the Lujiacun joint venture winery!
So red wine was served on the table, and they chatted while eating, discussing the program plan for the Spring Festival Gala and the casting of the new movie...

A hot pot meal lasted until late at night was finally over.

Yang Mi was so happy that she drank more than a bottle of red wine by herself.

Liu's mother and widowed sister Scarlett were also drunk.

As for Omei and Daddario, they had already gone under the table...

Lu Lin helped them to the recording studio bedroom one by one. Fortunately, they were not fat and the bed was big enough, so they could sleep in it.

After settling the drunken women, Lu Lin took off his clothes and got into bed.

"Mud plays Kai..."

"Damn China guy..."

Yang Mi and her widowed sister Scarlett were shocked. They kicked and pushed the bastard out of bed.

Lu Lin gritted his teeth and laughed, took his comfortable cotton pajamas and left the bedroom, going outside to plan the Spring Festival Gala program.

But he doesn't like drinking red wine very much, so he's not even half drunk.

You can take advantage of the drunkenness to recall some things that are more suitable for the Spring Festival Gala stage.

Scarlett, the widowed sister, looked at the closed bedroom door, shook her head in confusion and said: "What an unserious guy!"

Yang Mi breathed out the smell of alcohol and smiled: "That's just him, just get used to it..."

As he said that, he suddenly turned to look at Liu's mother and said, "Aunt Liu, the bastard got under the bed just now, why didn't you kick him? Are you looking forward to it?"

Mother Liu: "..."

Sure enough, it is impossible for this damn girl to repent, and she will make fun of herself every chance she gets!
Seeing that she didn't speak, Yang Mi suddenly became bolder: "Hey, you actually spread your legs? Are you really greedy for a strong young man? Doesn't this make Sissi know how embarrassing it is?"

Mother Liu's legs moved under the quilt for a moment, then she suddenly turned over and pressed on Yang Mi, tying her hands with the stockings she took off: "Damn girl, today I will let you know... what it means to respect your elders... "

Yang Mi drank too much and her hands and feet were weak. She seemed to have no room for resistance. Under the strong suppression of Liu's mother, she could only beg for mercy.

You have to pay the price for being mean-mouthed!

The widowed sister Scarlett, on the other hand, had no intention of persuading anyone to make peace, and just watched the fun with a drunken giggle.

As for Omei and Daddario, the two big girls hugged each other and slept like dead pigs. It would be difficult to wake up even if the sky fell!

……

Lu Lin, who was outside the bedroom, listened to the commotion inside and could only sigh secretly, smacking his mouth with greed.

For a normal man, the most painful thing in the world is undoubtedly the fact that there are several beauties lying on his bed, or the goddess-level beauties in the hearts of millions of men, but they cannot enjoy them.

Simply, what a crime! What a crime!

call--

Lu Lin lit a cigar, put on headphones to block out distracting thoughts, and stayed silent for a while, concentrating on working on the program proposal.

The fight in the bedroom lasted for an unknown amount of time, and then gradually died down.

squeak-

After another long while, the bedroom door opened silently, and a mature and plump figure came out and slipped directly under the console without making a sound.

Lu Lin, who was wearing headphones and sitting in front of the console, concentrating on typing on the keyboard, suddenly felt a chill down below and shivered in fear.

However, after he saw the situation under the console clearly, he put his heart back in his stomach. He turned his head slightly guiltily and glanced at the bedroom door behind him.

"They were all drunk, and they didn't even wake up due to thunder..."

"Well……"

Lu Lin nodded and continued to focus on typing on the keyboard.

Well, try your best!

Jingle bell--

The harsh ringtone of the cell phone rang, and Lu Lin was frightened again.

But when he saw that the video call was from Tianxian, he couldn't help but have a weird expression.

However, he still answered the call smoothly and said with a smile: "Teacher Liu, haven't you rested yet?"

Tianxian's pretty face with exquisite makeup appeared on the phone screen. Seeing Lu Lin busy in the recording studio, he couldn't help but be stunned: "I'm in Europe, it's daytime here...my mother and Scarlett and the others Woolen cloth?"

Obviously, the jealous man was still not at ease, so he called here specifically to check on him.

"hiss……"

Lu Lin took a puff of his cigar and explained, "Didn't Lao Yang come just now? He said he was the director of the Spring Festival Gala and sent an invitation to the company to prepare a few programs."

"Everyone was so happy that they drank a lot of red wine and are now sleeping in the bedroom."

"By the way, Aunt Liu...huh...Aunt Liu specially asked me to prepare a program for you...um...do you have any ideas?"

When Tianxian heard that he could go to the Spring Festival Gala, he was a little excited. He said cheerfully: "You can do it as you see fit. It doesn't matter what I said, as long as you can go to the Spring Festival Gala!"

Lu Lin bit his cigar butt, held his breath and pondered for a moment, then grinned and said, "How about we do a skit?"

Tianxian was stunned by this, blinked his cold beautiful eyes and said: "Are we two? Doing a skit?"

Lu Lin continued to grin and said, "Isn't it very interesting? I'm actually typing up the notebook right now. I'll finish it in a while and send it to you for review."

Tianxian nodded. Seeing him smoking a cigar and grinning, he couldn't help but scolded: "Can't you smoke less? This is what's wrong with you!"

Lu Lin raised his hand and took the cigar out of his mouth, took a deep breath to return to his normal expression, smacked his lips and said, "Are you starting to care about me? Look at your housekeeper behavior!"

Tianxian's pretty face blushed slightly, and she spat: "Bah, I don't care about you... It's not a good habit after all. Just quit it if you can."

Lu Lin put the cigar in his mouth again and asked, "Is there anyone next to you?"

Tianxian said subconsciously: "No..."

Before she could say anything, she suddenly stopped because she knew that the bastard was probably having mischief again.

And the facts were as expected. When Lu Lin heard her say "no", he immediately said impatiently: "Lift your legs and give me Kangkang what shoes you are wearing today."

"From now on, if you give me health every day, I will quit every day until I quit completely." Tianxian: "..."

This bastard is really hopeless!

However, it would be a good thing if you can quit smoking!
Thinking this, Tianxian couldn't help but blush even more intensely on her pretty face, and said, "I'm telling you, don't be good at everything, it will only hurt you..."

She said so.

But the phone camera is slowly moving down.

Lu Lin's eyes widened and he stared at the screen of his phone.

But then, he suddenly felt disgusted and said: "Did you offend the stylist? Why are you wearing such dirty water-pink socks again? And paired with a pair of sneakers?"

"Take it off for me, now!"

Tianxian: "..."

There is no stylist, she matched the outfits by herself today.

This is not the first time Tiehanhan has complained about her clothes.

Tianxian resisted the urge to go crazy, took a deep breath and said, "Put out the cigarette first."

Lu Lin followed the good example and immediately extinguished the cigar butt in the ashtray.

Tianxian nodded with satisfaction, then with a pretty blush, he took off his eye-catching socks and sneakers with three strokes.

However, once her shoes and socks were taken off, she couldn't let go.

The cell phone lens was far away, refusing to let Lu Lin take a closer look!
Lu Lin knew that she was thin-skinned, so he didn't ask for anything to embarrass her. He just stared at the phone screen for a moment and said in surprise: "Hey, I remember you had some bunions before, why don't you have them now?"

When Tianxian heard him talk about this, he immediately became energetic and said proudly, "Why do you think I wear comfortable sneakers? Isn't it because wearing high heels is too painful for my feet."

"In the past few months, I have actually been making corrections intentionally, and now it is effective."

As she spoke, her pair of white and tender feet unconsciously stretched out in front of the phone camera, showing off to Lu Lin: "You didn't just realize it, did you?"

Lu Lin swallowed and said quietly: "Of course not, I have actually discovered it a long time ago. The reason why I say this now is just to let you stretch your legs over..."

Tianxian was immediately embarrassed, and his pretty face was so red that he wanted to bleed.

The bastard's routine still catches people off guard.

"Go to hell~!"

Tianxian was so embarrassed that she scolded and kicked Lu Lin's big face on the phone screen.

but……

This actually fulfilled the ghost guy's wish.

No less than a big reward.

Lu Lin shuddered, as if he had taken an epic puff of smoke and passed through his lungs. After a long while, he took a deep breath and sighed with satisfaction: "Beautiful! Wonderful~!"

Tianxian looked at his strange appearance, but was so amused that he couldn't help laughing: "Pfft... you are really enough..."

But then, she seemed to realize something, and suddenly said with a strange expression: "You can't..., can you?"

Lu Lin had a free and easy expression on his face, like a saint with no desires and demands, and said quietly: "Color is emptiness, emptiness is color. Female donor, please respect yourself and put your feet away!"

Tianxian: "..."

This damn bastard.

It's really hopeless.

……

……

The next day, at noon.

Hangover women are getting up one after another.

Yang Mi got up the latest, and by the time she took a quick shower and came out of the bedroom, it was already almost noon.

In the control room of the recording studio, Liu's mother was studying something with her widowed sister Scarlett, but Lu Lin and the two Aoniu were nowhere to be seen.

"Where are Lao Lu and the two big girls?"

Yang Mi asked, rubbing her sore head after a hangover.

Mother Liu handed her a cup of hot tea and explained casually: "Omei and Daddario went to acting class early in the morning."

"As for Xiao Lu, he's making lunch in the staff rest area. We can grab some later."

Yang Mi sipped the hot tea and nodded. Her eyes turned to the glass bottles that Liu's mother and widowed sister Scarlett were studying. She asked curiously: "What are you studying?"

Scarlett, the widowed sister, picked up a glass bottle and replied: "Lin specially prepared the skin care products for me. It has miraculous effects when combined with acupoint massage and hot spring bathing. Aunt Liu is teaching me how to use it."

Yang Mi was stunned for a moment, then looked at Liu's mother angrily and said, "I'm just telling you, you must have some skin care secrets that you hid and didn't teach me."

"Otherwise, it would be impossible for Sister Tao's medicine to be effective, but not for me."

“It turns out that in addition to soaking in hot springs and acupoint massage, I also need to use these Tiehanhan homemade skin care products!”

She has been busy all day in the past six months and is exhausted.

His physical condition is surprisingly poor, and so is his skin condition. You can't even see it with makeup on, and you can't even see it with makeup off.

Therefore, when she usually looks at Liu's mother and Liu Tao, each of them is so radiant and looks almost younger than herself, she can't help but feel envious.

More than once, I wanted to pry open the mouths of the two of them and ask them if they had any other tricks that I had not taught them.

But in the end, all they did was soak in hot springs and get massages.

At this moment, she finally discovered Liu's mother's real skin care secret.

But the reality is so cruel!
Mother Liu would rather teach the widowed sister Scarlett, an outsider, than teach herself. How heartbreaking is this?
How could Yang Mi not be angry? !
"I said, Mimi, don't mistake your good intentions for donkey's liver and lungs..."

Mother Liu faced Yang Mi's angry look, but she said confidently: "It's not that Auntie deliberately hid it from you, and it's not that Xiao Lu doesn't want to be nice to you."

"These skin care products were thought up by Xiao Lu himself and have not been formally tested. In his own words, if there are side effects or bad facial effects after using them, he will be guilty."

"If it was really useful, Sissi would have used it 800 years ago."

"But have you ever seen Xiao Lu use it on Sissi?"

"No way~!"

These words instantly relieved most of Yang Mi's anger.

Because of this fact, if Lu Lin has something good, he will definitely be the first to think of the immortal.

If it is not used by immortals, it must be because it is not a good thing.

In the same way...

Lu Lin didn't give her Yang Mi because he didn't want her to try messy things!

In other words, she, Yang Mi, is now treated like an immortal by Lu Lin!

If you are still aggrieved, then you are really mistaking your good intentions for a donkey's liver and lungs...

"got it?"

Seeing Yang Mi's relaxed expression, Mother Liu couldn't help but secretly have evil thoughts in her heart, but she still said seriously: "If you really want to use it, Scarlett has a lot of it, you can try one bottle, don't tell Xiao Lu, Otherwise he will definitely not let you use it!"

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