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Chapter 390 Tong Liya is so coquettish, you are such a nuisance!
Chapter 390 Tong Liya is so coquettish, you are such a nuisance!
Chapter 390
"Huh? Me?"
Yang Mi obviously didn't expect that Lu Lin's performance would use her.
Moreover, let her cooperate with Tianxian.
It's a bit confusing.
Lu Lin nodded and smiled: "Don't be afraid, just put your finger out boldly, Teacher Liu won't bite."
Yang Mi: "..."
Tianxian: "..."
This Tiehanhan is really teasing whoever he catches, how disrespectful he is!
The audience at the scene was almost laughing out loud, laughing one after another.
As fans who watched the live broadcast said, Lu Lin's field-control lines are more interesting than the magic itself.
The most important thing is that these humorous control lines are not available in rehearsals!
The freshness brought by this is also unparalleled!
When watching the sketch before, the audience laughed more knowingly because they had seen it so many times.
But at this moment, the laughter of the audience was more like belly laughter, and they could not hold back their laughter!
"All right……"
Yang Mi pursed her red lips, suppressed a smile, stretched out a finger, and cooperated with Tianxian to pull the rubber band horizontally.
Lu Lin stood between the two women, looking at this and that, feeling inexplicably happy.
The two women seemed to be aware of his different emotions, but they all blushed and stared at their beautiful eyes, urging him to continue quickly.
Lu Lin gritted his teeth in joy and stopped talking nonsense. He stretched out another rubber band and placed it between the two of them, forming a cross again.
Then, he exerted slight force in the opposite direction, causing the central intersection to become tight again, and became longer and longer: "Now, the three of us are connected together. Only one of us can let go or step back to resolve the deadlock."
There's a bit of an inappropriate pun in this statement.
Tianxian and Yang Mi also understood, and looked at each other in confusion. No one said anything, and no one let go...
Lu Lin smiled and said, "But, that's just the usual situation!"
"Now that I'm here, it's not the usual situation!"
"So, please broadcast the camera, aim at the central intersection of the rubber bands, and ask all viewers to keep their eyes open!"
"A miracle has come... Phew..."
At the end of his sentence, he blew sharply at the central intersection of the rubber bands, which were getting tighter and tighter.
Then, in full view of everyone, the two rubber bands that were blocking each other passed through each other again from the central intersection.
Still intact!
Even, because of the rebound after stretching, the two rubber bands, one horizontal and one vertical, are still trembling slightly!
slam-la-
After the audience was stunned for a moment, they burst into warm applause again.
……
……
[Holy shit, how on earth did you do this? 】
[The simplest magic, the most amazing surprise, it’s simply awesome~! 】
[Look at the elasticity of the rubber band, it is definitely not a prop, the focus is on the technique...]
[Live broadcast camera, no cuts throughout the whole process, how did he use it? 】
[So, this is called close-up magic. Even if you stare at it the whole time, you won’t see any flaws]
[The magic of the fairy beast reminds me of the time when he and the fairy participated in the survival show and secretly hid the seasoning and kitchen utensils from the show crew...]
[Hahahaha, it’s true, it’s also in full view of everyone, and he’s hiding everything under the beach! 】
[Am I the only one who noticed that the scene control lines the fairy beast just gave sounded very meaningful...]
……
……
More than [-] million fans in the live broadcast room were shocked by Lu Lin's rubber band magic. Even though he performed it twice, no one could tell the truth.
Or rather, the trick!
It’s really the simplest magic and the most amazing thing!
In the studio, Lu Lin gave two rubber bands, one to each of Tianxian and Yang Mi, and then quickly stepped onto the stage.
On the stage, real magic props have been prepared.
The very simple prop is a table with two glasses, a glass plate, and a carton of eggs.
Of course, there is also Tong Liya, standing next to the table, waiting for a long time.
"Teacher Yaya, you were far away from the rubber band magic just now, so you probably didn't see it clearly."
"Now that I'm on stage performing, it's your turn to watch it up close. If you can see my flaws, then... please don't expose them and save my face, okay?"
Lu Lin stood behind the table and gave Tong Liya serious instructions.
Tong Liya smacked her little tiger teeth in joy, sweet dimples appeared on her pretty face, and nodded: "Don't worry, the director asked me to stay on stage just to cover you. It's absolutely fine."
The audience laughed loudly, but their eyes were fixed on the big screen on the stage, trying to spot some flaw.
Lu Lin stopped talking nonsense, took out a coin from his pocket, and then took out a marker pen, handed it to Tong Liya and said: "First, I want to ask Teacher Yaya to make a mark on this coin."
"Any mark will do, even if you draw a picture of Riverside Scene during the Qingming Festival on it, make it unique!"
Tong Liya didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I don't have the ability to draw a picture of Riverside During the Qingming Festival on coins..."
As she spoke, she reached out and took the coins and markers.
But there was no rush to mark it.
Instead, he was very ungrateful and put the coin in front of the live broadcast camera and said, "Everyone, take a look. Is there anything fishy about this coin? Is it a special magic prop?"
This is an obvious dismantling of trouble.
But it caters to the audience.
So, under the high-definition live broadcast camera, Tong Liya broke it with her hands, smashed it with the end of the microphone, and finally even put it in her mouth and bit it with her small tiger teeth... It was verified for the audience that the coins were just ordinary coins, not ordinary coins. Magic props!
"This coin has been kept in my trouser pocket, and it's covered in sweat. It doesn't smell very good, does it?"
"Ah... bah bah bah..."
Lu Lin's faint reminder made Tong Liya, who was biting the coin, instantly break her guard and spit wildly with her back to the camera.
When the audience saw this, they burst into laughter instantly: "Pfft hahaha~!"
Again, the brilliance of these field-control lines seems to be no less than the magic itself, and it can make people laugh all the time!
"Phew, it's written, here you go..."
After Tong Liya spat, she quickly wrote the word "師" on the front of the coin with a marker, and returned it to Lu Lin with disgust.
"Okay, the coins are ready. Teacher Yaya has written the word [Ya] on the front for all the audience to see clearly..."
Lu Lin placed the coin with the writing on it in front of the camera for the audience to take a closer look.
Then, he put them aside, picked up two transparent glasses, one large and one small, on the table, and asked Tong Liya to verify the authenticity again.
Tong Liya was a little bit resentful, and she checked very carefully under the camera, rattling the two glasses.
But, there’s nothing wrong with it, it’s just an ordinary glass!
Lu Lin took back the two cups and placed the small cup first with the mouth of the cup facing up.
Then, he turned the big cup upside down, covered the small cup inside, picked up the coin and said: "If I say... I can put the coin through the big cup and into the small cup, this magic... Isn’t it too commonplace?”
Tong Liya blinked her peach blossom eyes and said in shock: "Is this normal?"
Lu Lin nodded and knocked the coin on the bottom of the big cup.
Dang-
After a soft sound, the coin passed through the bottom of the big cup and fell into the small cup in full view of everyone.
Tong Liya's peach blossom eyes immediately widened.
Then, he reached for the big cup and tapped the bottom of the cup in front of the camera to make sure there was no mechanism.
Then, he poured out the coins in the small cup to make sure it was the one he signed.
No problem!
Tong Liya was stunned: "This...this..."
Lu Lin nodded again: "This magic is very common, right?"
Tong Liya: "Uh..."
Tong Liya couldn't help but give a thumbs up.
The audience also gave loud applause again.
This magic is indeed very simple, but it is also really magical. There is no way to tell the trick!
slam-la-
Amidst thunderous applause, Lu Lin put the two cups back together and said with a smile: "Let's play a more difficult magic, a magic that can be called a miracle!"
Tong Liya hesitated and asked: "What kind of magic can be called a miracle?"
Lu Lin held the coin and shook it, then pointed at the glass cups that were covered together, and said: "If I say...I can change this coin into the cup without the two coming into contact...forget it. Not a miracle?"
Tong Liya grinned her red lips and did not answer his question, but asked the audience: "Is it a miracle?"
The audience at the scene shouted in unison without hesitation: "Forget it~!!!"
Lu Lin laughed and nodded, "Okay, then please open your eyes and witness the miracle together..."
As he spoke, he placed the signed coin in his palm and held it tightly.
Then, distance your clenched fist from the glass.
Three live broadcast cameras were pushed in front of Lu Lin by crane arms at the same time, filming his every move.
Seeing this, the audience couldn't help but hold their breath, staring at the big screen on the stage.
There was complete silence in the huge studio!
"3..."
"2..."
"1..."
Lu Lin began to count down, his voice firm and slow: "Huh...0.9...0.8..."
Live audience:"……"
The audience was shaken violently by the inappropriate countdown, and they couldn't help but let out angry and funny boos: "Hey..."
Tong Liya also couldn't help crying or laughing, and couldn't help but said coquettishly: "You are such a nuisance~!"
Lu Lin waved his hand and put away his joking expression: "Okay, okay, let's stop making trouble... Now let's all witness the miracle..."
Before he finished speaking, his hand holding the coin suddenly clenched tightly.
Dang-
In front of everyone, a coin appeared out of thin air in two transparent glasses that were buckled together, and it bounced around in the small cup.
At the same time, Lu Lin also opened his clenched fists, and his palms were already empty.
Regardless of being surprised, Tong Liya immediately took away the big glass, poured the coins out of the quilt, and put them in front of the camera for the audience to confirm.
It was the one she signed!
slam-la-
slam-la-
slam-la-
The audience was shocked and immediately began to applaud wildly. Some people even couldn't help but cursed: "This is too stupid~!"
……
……
ps: This is a [-]-word chapter. For the sake of completeness, I won’t break it into chapters!Recommended monthly pass, hurry up~!
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 390
"Huh? Me?"
Yang Mi obviously didn't expect that Lu Lin's performance would use her.
Moreover, let her cooperate with Tianxian.
It's a bit confusing.
Lu Lin nodded and smiled: "Don't be afraid, just put your finger out boldly, Teacher Liu won't bite."
Yang Mi: "..."
Tianxian: "..."
This Tiehanhan is really teasing whoever he catches, how disrespectful he is!
The audience at the scene was almost laughing out loud, laughing one after another.
As fans who watched the live broadcast said, Lu Lin's field-control lines are more interesting than the magic itself.
The most important thing is that these humorous control lines are not available in rehearsals!
The freshness brought by this is also unparalleled!
When watching the sketch before, the audience laughed more knowingly because they had seen it so many times.
But at this moment, the laughter of the audience was more like belly laughter, and they could not hold back their laughter!
"All right……"
Yang Mi pursed her red lips, suppressed a smile, stretched out a finger, and cooperated with Tianxian to pull the rubber band horizontally.
Lu Lin stood between the two women, looking at this and that, feeling inexplicably happy.
The two women seemed to be aware of his different emotions, but they all blushed and stared at their beautiful eyes, urging him to continue quickly.
Lu Lin gritted his teeth in joy and stopped talking nonsense. He stretched out another rubber band and placed it between the two of them, forming a cross again.
Then, he exerted slight force in the opposite direction, causing the central intersection to become tight again, and became longer and longer: "Now, the three of us are connected together. Only one of us can let go or step back to resolve the deadlock."
There's a bit of an inappropriate pun in this statement.
Tianxian and Yang Mi also understood, and looked at each other in confusion. No one said anything, and no one let go...
Lu Lin smiled and said, "But, that's just the usual situation!"
"Now that I'm here, it's not the usual situation!"
"So, please broadcast the camera, aim at the central intersection of the rubber bands, and ask all viewers to keep their eyes open!"
"A miracle has come... Phew..."
At the end of his sentence, he blew sharply at the central intersection of the rubber bands, which were getting tighter and tighter.
Then, in full view of everyone, the two rubber bands that were blocking each other passed through each other again from the central intersection.
Still intact!
Even, because of the rebound after stretching, the two rubber bands, one horizontal and one vertical, are still trembling slightly!
slam-la-
After the audience was stunned for a moment, they burst into warm applause again.
……
……
[Holy shit, how on earth did you do this? 】
[The simplest magic, the most amazing surprise, it’s simply awesome~! 】
[Look at the elasticity of the rubber band, it is definitely not a prop, the focus is on the technique...]
[Live broadcast camera, no cuts throughout the whole process, how did he use it? 】
[So, this is called close-up magic. Even if you stare at it the whole time, you won’t see any flaws]
[The magic of the fairy beast reminds me of the time when he and the fairy participated in the survival show and secretly hid the seasoning and kitchen utensils from the show crew...]
[Hahahaha, it’s true, it’s also in full view of everyone, and he’s hiding everything under the beach! 】
[Am I the only one who noticed that the scene control lines the fairy beast just gave sounded very meaningful...]
……
……
More than [-] million fans in the live broadcast room were shocked by Lu Lin's rubber band magic. Even though he performed it twice, no one could tell the truth.
Or rather, the trick!
It’s really the simplest magic and the most amazing thing!
In the studio, Lu Lin gave two rubber bands, one to each of Tianxian and Yang Mi, and then quickly stepped onto the stage.
On the stage, real magic props have been prepared.
The very simple prop is a table with two glasses, a glass plate, and a carton of eggs.
Of course, there is also Tong Liya, standing next to the table, waiting for a long time.
"Teacher Yaya, you were far away from the rubber band magic just now, so you probably didn't see it clearly."
"Now that I'm on stage performing, it's your turn to watch it up close. If you can see my flaws, then... please don't expose them and save my face, okay?"
Lu Lin stood behind the table and gave Tong Liya serious instructions.
Tong Liya smacked her little tiger teeth in joy, sweet dimples appeared on her pretty face, and nodded: "Don't worry, the director asked me to stay on stage just to cover you. It's absolutely fine."
The audience laughed loudly, but their eyes were fixed on the big screen on the stage, trying to spot some flaw.
Lu Lin stopped talking nonsense, took out a coin from his pocket, and then took out a marker pen, handed it to Tong Liya and said: "First, I want to ask Teacher Yaya to make a mark on this coin."
"Any mark will do, even if you draw a picture of Riverside Scene during the Qingming Festival on it, make it unique!"
Tong Liya didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I don't have the ability to draw a picture of Riverside During the Qingming Festival on coins..."
As she spoke, she reached out and took the coins and markers.
But there was no rush to mark it.
Instead, he was very ungrateful and put the coin in front of the live broadcast camera and said, "Everyone, take a look. Is there anything fishy about this coin? Is it a special magic prop?"
This is an obvious dismantling of trouble.
But it caters to the audience.
So, under the high-definition live broadcast camera, Tong Liya broke it with her hands, smashed it with the end of the microphone, and finally even put it in her mouth and bit it with her small tiger teeth... It was verified for the audience that the coins were just ordinary coins, not ordinary coins. Magic props!
"This coin has been kept in my trouser pocket, and it's covered in sweat. It doesn't smell very good, does it?"
"Ah... bah bah bah..."
Lu Lin's faint reminder made Tong Liya, who was biting the coin, instantly break her guard and spit wildly with her back to the camera.
When the audience saw this, they burst into laughter instantly: "Pfft hahaha~!"
Again, the brilliance of these field-control lines seems to be no less than the magic itself, and it can make people laugh all the time!
"Phew, it's written, here you go..."
After Tong Liya spat, she quickly wrote the word "師" on the front of the coin with a marker, and returned it to Lu Lin with disgust.
"Okay, the coins are ready. Teacher Yaya has written the word [Ya] on the front for all the audience to see clearly..."
Lu Lin placed the coin with the writing on it in front of the camera for the audience to take a closer look.
Then, he put them aside, picked up two transparent glasses, one large and one small, on the table, and asked Tong Liya to verify the authenticity again.
Tong Liya was a little bit resentful, and she checked very carefully under the camera, rattling the two glasses.
But, there’s nothing wrong with it, it’s just an ordinary glass!
Lu Lin took back the two cups and placed the small cup first with the mouth of the cup facing up.
Then, he turned the big cup upside down, covered the small cup inside, picked up the coin and said: "If I say... I can put the coin through the big cup and into the small cup, this magic... Isn’t it too commonplace?”
Tong Liya blinked her peach blossom eyes and said in shock: "Is this normal?"
Lu Lin nodded and knocked the coin on the bottom of the big cup.
Dang-
After a soft sound, the coin passed through the bottom of the big cup and fell into the small cup in full view of everyone.
Tong Liya's peach blossom eyes immediately widened.
Then, he reached for the big cup and tapped the bottom of the cup in front of the camera to make sure there was no mechanism.
Then, he poured out the coins in the small cup to make sure it was the one he signed.
No problem!
Tong Liya was stunned: "This...this..."
Lu Lin nodded again: "This magic is very common, right?"
Tong Liya: "Uh..."
Tong Liya couldn't help but give a thumbs up.
The audience also gave loud applause again.
This magic is indeed very simple, but it is also really magical. There is no way to tell the trick!
slam-la-
Amidst thunderous applause, Lu Lin put the two cups back together and said with a smile: "Let's play a more difficult magic, a magic that can be called a miracle!"
Tong Liya hesitated and asked: "What kind of magic can be called a miracle?"
Lu Lin held the coin and shook it, then pointed at the glass cups that were covered together, and said: "If I say...I can change this coin into the cup without the two coming into contact...forget it. Not a miracle?"
Tong Liya grinned her red lips and did not answer his question, but asked the audience: "Is it a miracle?"
The audience at the scene shouted in unison without hesitation: "Forget it~!!!"
Lu Lin laughed and nodded, "Okay, then please open your eyes and witness the miracle together..."
As he spoke, he placed the signed coin in his palm and held it tightly.
Then, distance your clenched fist from the glass.
Three live broadcast cameras were pushed in front of Lu Lin by crane arms at the same time, filming his every move.
Seeing this, the audience couldn't help but hold their breath, staring at the big screen on the stage.
There was complete silence in the huge studio!
"3..."
"2..."
"1..."
Lu Lin began to count down, his voice firm and slow: "Huh...0.9...0.8..."
Live audience:"……"
The audience was shaken violently by the inappropriate countdown, and they couldn't help but let out angry and funny boos: "Hey..."
Tong Liya also couldn't help crying or laughing, and couldn't help but said coquettishly: "You are such a nuisance~!"
Lu Lin waved his hand and put away his joking expression: "Okay, okay, let's stop making trouble... Now let's all witness the miracle..."
Before he finished speaking, his hand holding the coin suddenly clenched tightly.
Dang-
In front of everyone, a coin appeared out of thin air in two transparent glasses that were buckled together, and it bounced around in the small cup.
At the same time, Lu Lin also opened his clenched fists, and his palms were already empty.
Regardless of being surprised, Tong Liya immediately took away the big glass, poured the coins out of the quilt, and put them in front of the camera for the audience to confirm.
It was the one she signed!
slam-la-
slam-la-
slam-la-
The audience was shocked and immediately began to applaud wildly. Some people even couldn't help but cursed: "This is too stupid~!"
……
……
ps: This is a [-]-word chapter. For the sake of completeness, I won’t break it into chapters!Recommended monthly pass, hurry up~!
(End of this chapter)
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