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Chapter 436 Nobel Prize in Literature? How come I don’t know? [Anti-theft has been replaced]

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Chapter 436

Leader Huang is actually pretty good, and he can be considered one of the few top actors in domestic entertainment.

When acting seriously, both good and bad characters can be mastered.

The other veteran cadres, headed by Hu Ge, are really on a different level than him in terms of acting skills. They are good at playing certain types of roles, but in other roles they make people laugh every minute.

To put it bluntly, acting depends on talent.

Leader Huang is talented!
  However, this guy is a bit too narcissistic and prefers to take on roles like "boss boss" to show off his charm.

And enjoy it!
  Therefore, when he comes to work and encounters the red carpet, he also wants to show off his beauty and charm.

In other words, he wanted to show off his beauty and meet a more beautiful colleague. Of course, he had to stay as far away as possible to avoid becoming a foil.

Therefore, he pretended not to see Lu Lin and ran away decisively!
  The host at the end of the red carpet tried to interview him, but he ignored him.

He walked very quickly, for fear that Lu Lin would catch up with him and take a photo with him or something.

Because it will really become a foil!

It has even been compared to social media by the entire Internet!
  Lu Lin's face was full of disappointment. He looked at the back of Master Huang and disappeared at the end of the red carpet, and had to give up the idea of ​​catching up.

Instead, he stood there, greeting the little girls on the sidelines according to Tianxian's previous instructions, and waiting for Tianxian and Yang Mi behind to follow his footsteps.

"Ah~!!!

"Ahhhh~!!!!!"

When the little girls on the sidelines saw Lu Lin interacting with them, their screams suddenly rose by a few K, and they seemed to break through the protective barriers and security personnel and rush to the red carpet.

Lu Lin's eyes twitched as he saw the security personnel staggering around due to being squeezed. He could no longer hold on, so he shook his head helplessly and walked to the guardrail to satisfy the little girls' wishes.

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Or take a group photo.

When Tianxian and Yang Mi saw this scene from behind, they suddenly screamed in their hearts that something was not good.

Especially Tianxian, who was so upset that he wanted to slap himself in the face.

Because she asked Lu Lin to sign autographs and take photos with fans.

And the reason she asked Lu Lin to do that was to arouse the atmosphere and make the red carpet more lively.

But now this situation...

Those nymphomaniac little girls were obviously crazy with excitement.

No need to move at all!
  At this time, Lu Lin rushed over to sign autographs and take photos. He was just looking for death.

Not only can it not satisfy those nymphomaniac little girls, it will also arouse their craziness.

As if to confirm Tianxian and Yang Mi's worries, those nymphomaniac little girls became even crazier after having close contact with Lu Lin.

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A tall, long-armed, mentally retarded girl suddenly reached out across the guardrail and hugged Lu Lin while Lu Lin was signing her autograph.

And Lu Lin had no intention of avoiding it.

In other words, he has not realized the seriousness of the situation.

He actually responded politely, raising his hand and patting the other person on the back.

Then, the crazy girl seemed to have her slut switch pressed.

The hug instantly turned into a kiss.

The red lips frantically greeted Lu Lintou's face.

The little girls next to him also went crazy, screaming, reaching out to hug Lu Lin, jumping around and kissing and chewing on his head and face.

Lu Lin seemed to be entangled by an octopus, completely unable to move.

Tianxian and Yang Mi had already expected that there would be a similar scene, but they didn't expect that they would be so crazy.

They ignored the fact that among Lu Lin's fans, there were not only domestic girls with brain disabilities, but also more girls with brain disabilities in Waiguo.

No matter how crazy the crazy girls in China are, they still know how to be reserved.

In public, hugging Lu Lin and not letting go, even if he got stuck or something, was the limit. But the brain-dead girl Waiguo is not so reserved!

That’s how to satisfy your craving!
  Just like Yang Mi once said, when it comes to the craziness of star-chasing, the craziness of the brain-dead girls in Europe and the United States can instantly kill the brain-dead girls in China, Japan and South Korea.

Those star-chasing tricks are all leftover from other people’s tricks!

"Quick, quick, quick...save people..."

After Tianxian and Yang Mi were stunned for a moment, they rushed forward with their skirts in hand and called on the security personnel nearby to rescue Lu Lin together.

The scene is chaotic!
  However, Lu Lin didn't need them to save him. It would be easy for him to break free.

He didn't break free, he just didn't want to hurt these little idiots.

But Tianxian and Yang Mi were not so polite.

My man, do you dare to hug and kiss me randomly?
  What's the point of treating me like I don't exist?

Especially Tianxian, seeing Lu Lin's face covered with lipstick marks from being kissed, he couldn't suppress his jealousy.

The hands that were hugging Lu Lin were opened by her fingers one by one. She felt so angry that she wanted to break them!
  When Yang Mi saw this, she imitated him, breaking off her fingers one by one, and struck harder than an immortal!

The security personnel who were helping couldn't help but grin when they saw how cruel the two men were.

These female celebrities usually look like dogs, but when they act, they are vicious and vicious.

It’s so scary! It’s so scary!
  However, they were so ruthless, which saved the security personnel from having to worry about it. They took advantage of them to break off their fingers one by one and quickly pulled Lu Lin out.

"Are you okay, Boss Lu?"

"It's okay...it's okay...thank you..."

Lu Lin waved his hands to thank him, then took Tianxian and Yang Mi with him and quickly retreated to the center of the red carpet, not daring to go to the sidelines anymore.

Tianxian and Yang Mi looked at the lipstick marks all over his face and were jealous. They simply helped him tidy up his messy hair and clothes, and then walked to the media photo area together.

As for lipstick marks, they cannot be wiped off, so you have to use makeup remover to remove them.

We can only talk about it after getting off the red carpet.

But this satisfied the media reporters. When the three of them walked to the media photo area, they immediately pressed the shutter button wildly.

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The man who walks the red carpet with lipstick all over his face is definitely the first of its kind in the world.

It’s so exciting!

As long as you take pictures, you will get traffic!
  Especially Tianxian and Yang Mi, who were following them from left to right.

If you include the two of them, you don’t need any copywriting. A single photo is enough to attract attention.

Netizens would definitely think that the lipstick marks on Lu Lin's face were from Tianxian and Yang Mi's kiss.

The more I think about it, the more exciting it becomes!
  The media had a great time filming...

Lu Lin got into trouble again...

Because the god forgot to tell him that when taking pictures from the media, it is best to keep his eyes blank and not look directly at those long-range people.

Otherwise, the flash lights will light up intensively, which can blind people instantly!

Lu Lin, on the other hand, became temporarily blind.

He can only be led by Tianxian and Yang Mi, acting as guide dogs.

The scene was very exciting at one time!

The host at the end of the red carpet, Liu Wei, suppressed a smile and stopped Lu Lin. He asked, "Mr. Lu Lin, how do you feel about winning the Nobel Prize for Literature?"

Lu Lin blinked his eyes, which were still blind, and said blankly: "Winning the Nobel Prize for Literature? Why didn't I know?"

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(End of this chapter)