The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 49 The Celestial Immortal Is Deep in a Routine!Destined to be a fat ball!

"Woooooo, Ni Zukai, I won't talk to you anymore~!"

Liu Tianxian covered his head with a blanket and whimpered in embarrassment, but he didn't know if it was real or fake.

The silly girl who is obsessed with delicious food, after eating three bowls of goji berry stewed lamb chops, looked at her bulging belly, and finally realized that she had been tricked.

The wicked Tie Hanhan really wanted to fatten her into a ball!

"You're sick, and it's time to make up for it. I'm also thinking about you. You have to choose a time to diet and lose weight. There will be plenty of time in the future..."

"Besides, it's just a meal of mutton. It's not a big deal to gain two catties at most."

While packing up the pots and bowls, Lu Lin persuaded and comforted him.

But, it’s okay if he doesn’t comfort him, this consolation, Tianxian was completely overwhelmed, whimpering and wailing again and again: "Two catties fatter?! Woowa~!!! I’m dead, woooooo~!!!"

Lu Lin tidied up the diners. Hearing that there seemed to be a real cry in her voice, he leaned closer and asked Chi Chi, "Are you really crying or not?"

Liu Tianxian whimpered non-stop, angrily said: "Wooooow, I hate you, Ni Zukai, I don't want to talk to you..."

Lu Lin stretched out his hand to lift the blanket covering her head to check: "No way, two catties of weight won't really make a ball, you have to know that a fat and plump person is the eternal god, and men can't walk when they see it Mile."

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Liu Tianxian stretched out a jade hand, slapped his claws that lifted the blanket away, and said angrily, "Go away...the fat girls on the Internet are not enough for you...why do you have to feed me!"

"I will still be filming in the future. How can I be on camera if I am fat? If the real person is fatter, it will look like a ball in the camera!"

"Do you know how painful it is for me to lose weight? Many times I want to quit the industry and stop being an artist, woo woo woo~!"

Lu Lin answered quietly: "Is it because you earn more money as an artist, so you gritted your teeth and persisted?"

Tianxian: "..."

This is really a real speech in the world unique to Tie Hanhan.

Compared with the tens of millions or hundreds of millions of film remuneration for that movie, the pain of losing weight is a hammer.

If you give ordinary people that much money, even if you cut the flesh directly from your body, you will definitely line up!

"Okay, don't cry, don't you just want to lose weight?"

Lu Lin forcibly lifted the blanket that covered her head, and said seriously: "I will teach you two tricks. Press the acupuncture points often before and after meals. Not to mention making you skinny, at least you won't gain weight again!"

The angel under the blanket did not really cry bitterly, but it was not far from crying, her eyes were red, and there were faint tears.

Those are the painful tears of those who are prone to obesity!

It is true that the pain of losing weight is not worth mentioning compared to the huge salary return, but even if you abandon the identity of an artist, it is human nature to love beauty.

Do you know how many men and women, in order to lose weight and maintain a good image in work and life, finally broke down their bodies abruptly.

In the eyes of people who can't eat fat, it's crazy and sick!

But the pain of fat people will always be known only to fat people. It is not moaning for nothing, it is real pain, coming from all sides!

"Don't mess with me anymore, okay? I surrender!"

Liu Tianxian begged for mercy with a pretty face, pointed at his cute little belly under his T-shirt, and said in despair: "Look at my little belly, it has become like this in the past few days when I've been on the show with you..."

Lu Lin smiled and said: "Okay, okay, it's my fault, I will definitely pay attention in the future."

But this is an unscrupulous answer, which instantly makes people want to be crooked.

"You...you are still teasing me, I will never end with you today~!"

Liu Tianxian suddenly broke his defense in embarrassment, gritted his molars and stretched out his hand to draw his sword, to fight him to the death.

Lu Lin hurriedly grabbed her hand: "I'm not kidding, I'll teach you a few acupuncture points to lose weight, it's really useful."

Seeing him like this, Liu Tianxian was skeptical, but his pretty face was flushed again, and he said angrily, "Let go..."

Lu Lin didn't let go, just pinched and pressed the tiger's mouth position of her jade hand, rubbed it slightly, and explained in his mouth: "If you want to lose weight, you must first rub the tiger's mouth here often. Traditional Chinese medicine calls this position Hegu point, also known as Wanneng point. , rubbing here, promoting blood circulation, promoting metabolism..."

As he spoke, he changed the position of kneading and pressed it to the center of Tianxian's wrist, and said: "There is also this point, scientifically called Daling Point, which is mainly used for wide chest and stomach. People sometimes eat stuffed food, and you can see it here. It's nothing much. Knead it, the effect is self-evident..."

Liu Tianxian frowned slightly, and interrupted him suspiciously: "I've also had weight-loss massage, why is it different from yours?"

Lu Lin raised his eyebrows: "Where did you do it? I'm afraid it's the so-called weight loss center? I'll put some high-grade essential oil on your body, and then light it with incense oil wax, and press it with a sense of ritual?"

"That's fooling a rich woman like you who is stupid and has a lot of money. Maybe it can relax your body and mind, but it has almost no effect on losing weight."

"If you really want to use acupuncture points to lose weight, you have to see our old Chinese doctor!"

Liu Tianxian was dumbfounded, and his suspicion turned into hesitation: "You are really useful?"

Lu Lin nodded hesitantly: "You eat so much today, it stands to reason that you will gain weight tomorrow, right?"

"Ask Sister Chen to help you find a scale. You can go on the scale now to check your weight, and then I will massage and press it for you. When you get up tomorrow, you can go on the scale again to see if you have gained weight."

"If you're still getting fat, you'll kill me on the spot, and I'll have nothing to say!"

Liu Tianxian couldn't help but believe what he said, so he got up and opened the banana leaf curtain, and asked Sister Chen to help find a weighing scale.

Later, Sister Chen found a scale. It was an electronic scale used by the cooking aunt of the group to measure the ratio of ingredients when making a big pot of rice, but it will be ready to use.

Tianxian went on the scale carefully, blocking the numbers from Lu Lin's eyes, and also from the viewers of the live broadcast. First, he was afraid that Lu Lin would cheat tomorrow, and second, he didn't want to reveal his real weight!
After weighing the weight, Tianxian was very excited, and followed Lu Lin's instructions, and lay down on the bunk.

Lu Lin was also polite, stretched out his hand to grab her Ru Yuguang's feet and said, "Well, after pressing the hands and arms, then press the soles of the feet."

Liu Tianxian was so ashamed that he would let Lu Lin, a foot-controlling bastard, touch his bare feet. He blushed quickly and dodged: "You can just point it out, I will do it myself!"

Lu Lin smacked his lips in disappointment: "The melon girl is quite smart..."

The corners of Liu Tianxian's lips raised: "hing~!"

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[Damn it, Tianxian is so cute and stupid, destined to become a ball of fat! 】

[I was almost fooled by the fairy beast routine, and I am still complacent...]

【You are stupid, your whole family is stupid, why are we, Xibao, so stupid in protecting ourselves? ! 】

[Hahahaha, as expected, there are fans of any kind of idol, and they are equally stupid and cute]

【Tianxian ate three bowls of goji berry stewed lamb chops. It must be heavy on the scale now, and it will be digested on the scale tomorrow. Even if I get fat, it will not be heavier than now...】

[Don't explain, just let them be silly and cute, let everyone have fun]

[The most awesome way I have ever seen in my life is the way of fairy beasts! ! ! 】

　come!The holiday is over, everyone should start working and studying, pay attention to your body, the temperature difference is too big, the cold is really uncomfortable, no joke!Continue to ask for recommended monthly tickets, running naked until now, I don’t know when it will be the first time, I can only rely on the recommended monthly tickets to increase exposure!
　　
　
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