The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 5
"Shi, you listened to it, and you seem quite satisfied... Now, let's get down to business!"

After Lu Lin finished reciting the whole song "Sword and Weaponry", seeing Liu Tianxian was dazzled, he thrust the Han sword into the sand and began to undress in a hurry.

Liu Tianxian was taken aback by his posture, took two steps back with a blushing pretty face, and said in amazement: "You, what are you doing?"

The director and cameramen also looked dumbfounded, looking at each other, hesitant to stop.

Big brother, what do you want to do?

After reading a poem, you want to talk to Liu Tianxian, hey, hey?
Even if this is really a romance show, there's no reason to do it like this, and it's not like you two are really getting married!
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In the astonishment of Liu Tianxian and the cameramen, Lu Lin quickly took off all his clothes, leaving only a pair of big pink underpants to hide his shame, and Chelsea boots on his feet.

"I'll return the clothes to you. From now on, they'll be worn out, and I won't be able to depend on you."

Lu Lin handed the high-order Armani and shirts to a cameraman, feeling relieved.

Then, looking at Liu Tianxian who was full of vigilance, he smiled and said, "I'm not an idiot, you can put away your perverted eyes, Mr. Liu?"

Liu Tianxian suddenly came back to his senses, and looked at his big pink underpants, the alert look on his pretty face, not only did not decrease, but became more dignified.

Lu Lin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he could only explain: "I was born in my natal year, and the red pants I bought online at Xixi, I didn't expect that they would turn pink after being washed twice, so I can only wear them."

Liu Tianxian was stunned for a moment, and after his alertness receded, he burst out laughing again: "Pfft, giggling...you are really..."

"That's poor enough, isn't it?"

Lu Lin took up the conversation, mockingly raised the Chelsea boots on his feet: "These are also street stalls, 40 yuan a pair, and the glue is almost peeling off after two days of wearing."

Liu Tianxian stopped laughing, quickly waved his hands and said, "No, that's not what I meant!"

Of course, Lu Lin knew that she didn't mean that. He pulled out the Han sword in front of him with a smile, and strode towards the dense jungle outside the beach: "Hurry up and get down to business."

Liu Tianxian probably understood what he was talking about, looked at his oversized travel bag, and said speechlessly, "Aren't you going to help me carry the bag?"

Lu Lin didn't turn his head back: "Mr. Liu's hands and feet are healthy, right?"

Liu Tianxian: "..."

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In the studio of China Television, Yang Mi looked at the live broadcast camera, Lu Lin was not used to Liu Tianxian at all, she was relieved unconsciously, and her red lips curved slightly.

This is the Tie Hanhan I met on the Internet.

Come on, stay true to yourself!
And Mama Liu, who was next to her, couldn't help but feel distressed when she saw her daughter being beaten up: "Although partners survive and pay attention to overcoming difficulties together, this young man really doesn't care about others."

Yang Mi nodded immediately, and then derogatoryly said: "He's just a tough guy, if a woman touches him, it's bad luck for eight lifetimes."

Well, you mother and daughter don't like the best, this is the future music king booked by my company!

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[This iron bastard, do you dare to be a little unmannered, and help Tianxian carry the bag to die? 】

[The other two groups of male guests did everything they could, and took care of their female companions in various ways. 】

[Gao Fatty, please let our angel go, change him quickly! 】

【I can only say that this brother is really a role model for my generation, it's too real. 】

[Suddenly understand why he doesn't want to partner with Tianxian anymore, if you don't sell warm man settings, there is really no need to be a grandson to serve Tianxian...]

[Understanding +1, as he himself said, life is not easy, so why bother to provide another ancestor? 】

[To be bad is to be bad. If you don't want to participate in the show, you should quit early. There are many men who want to serve our family's angels! 】

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In front of the general monitoring of the film crew, director Gao Pang's eyes circled back and forth on the three sets of live footage.

The other two groups of male and female guests are very warm and romantic in the live broadcast room, and the fans are all over the candy, as if it is the rhythm of romance.

But when it came to Liu Lu's live broadcast room, the style of painting changed completely, with heated discussions and even arguments on the barrage, with Tianxian fans and passers-by viewers each holding their own opinions.

The number of viewers broke the 50 mark, more than the other two live broadcast rooms combined!

"I'm a blind cat who has encountered a dead mouse. The instructions issued by the leader to correct the atmosphere have to be achieved by this stubborn mouse..."

Gao Pang muttered dumbly, and then said loudly: "In the main live broadcast room, more interactive shots of Liu Lu CP!"

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Resigned to his fate, Liu Tianxian picked up the oversized travel bag and chased after Lu Lin on the beach.

The bag is really heavy!

At this time, Lu Lin came out of the beach and came out of the jungle. After looking around for a while, he turned around and asked, "Mr. Liu, this sword is given to me as a gift. I will use it to chop trees. Wouldn't it be rude?"

He has put his mentality in order, but everything is related to the gods, so he asks first before doing it, so as not to cause crying and coaxing again.

Liu Tianxian panted and shook his head: "We don't have survival equipment, so we can only use it."

Lu Lin nodded, strode up to a small tree as thick as a wrist, threw off his arms and swung his sword to chop.

Swah——

pat-

The sword light flashed, and the little tree fell down.

Liu Tianxian grinned at the sight: "The strength is quite strong, a sword can break a tree..."

Lu Lin dragged the small tree out of the bushes, dragged it to the bright place where the celestial being stood, and cut off the crown and branches of the small tree.

Then, I picked up the cut off slender branches, and began to carefully peel off the bark of the branches, peeling them to the width of a finger, and peeling as long as the branches are.

"Ms. Liu knows how to weave braids, right?"

While peeling the bark, Lu Lin asked the long-haired Liu Tianxian.

Liu Tianxian nodded: "Of course."

Lu Lin handed over the peeled twig bark: "Then trouble you to weave some short ropes."

Liu Tianxian really wanted to say [Are your hands and feet healthy? ], but thinking that what Lu Lin is doing now is not just for himself, he swallowed the words angrily.

Now that she understood Lu Lin's nature, she didn't want to be pretentious anymore. She took the twig bark and tried to weave a rope.

However, she braided the hair that grew on her head smoothly, and she braided the twig bark in her hand, but she didn't know how to braid it crookedly, like a greedy snake.

"To do work, you must learn to find tricks..."

Lu Lin shook his head with a smile, took the bark rope in her hand, stepped on the twisted part under his feet, straightened it with a little force, and then weaved it down.

"Having a foot on the end of the rope is equivalent to having hair growing on the head, and there is a point of strength. When weaving, with a little pulling force, it will slip straight after weaving."

He demonstrates and teaches tricks.

Liu Tianxian approached, nodded while listening and watching.

Leaning slightly, she took two more twig barks, tied them into a knot, held them between her toes, and sat next to him to learn how to weave them.

After all, she is a girl, and she is used to braiding her hair. Now that she has found the trick, she braids it quickly and well, especially Lu Lin who is the demonstration!

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[This scene is really like my brother teaching my sister-in-law to play with the electronic equipment at home, inexplicably looking like a young couple! 】

[Not pretentious, but warm and simple, I get goosebumps when I see it, there is nothing like this in the world...]

[This pure natural caramel is much sweeter than the industrial sweetener deliberately created by the other two groups of partners! 】

[Am I the only one who thinks that this Tie Hanhan looks very funny in pink pants and Chelsea shoes? 】

【Passing by with a quick laugh...】

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