What bad thoughts could a genius doctor have?

Chapter 59 Stomach is full of shit!
At this time, Zhen Youfu knocked on the door suddenly, he opened the door and appeared at the door, "Master, I invited that little lady who is seriously ill to come in!"

As he spoke, he stepped aside, and the guard walked in alone.

People in the room saw the fool holding a wooden plank above his head with both hands, and a woman shivering because of fear of heights was lying on the wooden plank.

The fool entered the house, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he threw the board and the woman on the board to the ground.

But the person on the board didn't fall, because when the woman's leg landed on the ground, she rolled on the ground very nimbly, alleviating the force of the fall.

Zhao Lizheng stood up suddenly, "Didn't you say that she is seriously ill and can't even walk?"

The old woman's reaction was still fast, she rushed over, hugged the woman, and scolded: "Don't bully people too much, my daughter-in-law is like this, and you still deliberately threw her? If she didn't run up and down the mountain when she was young, she would be on the spot. Fuck off, I'm afraid my limbs will be broken now!"

Zhao Lizheng frowned and sat down again.

The silly-faced man echoed with anger: "That's right, my daughter-in-law is already so sick that she really can't leave, but you guys brought her here by force!"

While speaking, the woman was embraced by the old woman, and the woman also collapsed to the ground again.

"mother!"

The cry of the little girl came from outside, followed by a small figure running in, hugging the woman's arm and calling mother.

When Lin Buxian saw the child, he was a little dazed, and his tone softened, "Where did this child come from?"

The old woman said angrily: "Master Zhifu, this child is my granddaughter!"

Shi Zhou asked: "Is your granddaughter born to the daughter-in-law in your arms?"

The old woman didn't answer directly, but instead asked, "What do you think?"

Shi Zhou found out that the old woman would pretend to be stupid when it came to key issues.

Shi Zhou said: "I asked you because I didn't know. After all, I don't know if your daughter-in-law is the child's biological mother or stepmother."

The old woman snorted and ignored her, Zhao Lizheng glanced at Shi Zhou, and said again: "Master Zhifu and Lord Jiang are both here, how dare you hide it? Is this child's mother?"

When the old woman heard this, she immediately raised her voice and yelled: "Do you think this is a court? It's not a court. Why do you accuse me like this? Every sentence is an interrogation? If it is an interrogation, at least you must know what crime I committed, otherwise Why do you press me like this?"

Shi Zhou laughed angrily, "Auntie, did you forget, I want to prove whether your daughter-in-law has taken the medicine I prescribed. Now this is a confrontation in front of people, so that the two adults can understand the cause and effect of the matter, why did it become an interrogation ?”

She looked at Lord Jiang and Zhifu Lin, "My lords, I affirm that this person is not the mother of the child in front of me, and this person has not taken the medicine prescribed by the Banshan Medical Center, and he will not risk his life because of the quality of the medicinal materials in the Banshan Medical Center." worry!"

The old woman and the silly-faced man jumped up, "Nonsense, how dare you slander our family, Mr. Zhifu, Mr. Jiang, we have to sue her for humiliating us!"

Mr. Jiang had just been refuted by the old woman, and he was a little embarrassed. He didn't dare to ask questions for a while, but now he finally caught the opportunity to ask: "Shi Zhou, do you have any basis for what you said?"

Shi Zhou pointed at the young woman, and said slowly: "Am I talking nonsense, you can tell if you take off her pants."

"Aha?!!!"

The jaws of the people in the room almost dropped, what are you talking about?

She actually wanted to take off the pants of the little wife? ! ! !
The old woman seemed to be crazy, and rushed towards Shi Zhou: "You are too deceitful! In front of all the adults, you actually humiliated my daughter-in-law. You, you are deliberately not leaving her a way out. I will fight you!" !"

Before the old woman got close, the fool stretched out a hand and grabbed the old woman's forehead. No matter how hard the old woman struggled, she couldn't hit anyone.

Shi Zhou sneered and said, "This woman will never be able to bear children in this life, and the child in front of me is definitely not born to her."

She turned around and looked at Lin Buxian and Jiang Qinglian, "My lords, Li Zheng, this person is not a woman, so naturally she can't bear children, and she won't get a woman's disease just because she took medicine to regulate women's bodies."

When the old woman heard it, she immediately sneered, stretched out her hand and pulled the woman over, and pressed her hand hard on the woman's chest, "For the reputation of my daughter-in-law, I will fight you today, you said she is not a woman, she This place can't be fake, right? If you don't believe me, I'll let you test it yourself!"

The woman woke up leisurely, seemed to have heard her words, and immediately struggled to get up and hit the wall, "I'm dead!"

The silly-faced man hurriedly grabbed her and said loudly, "You're dead, what should I do?"

The acting skills of this family of three are extremely high, everyone's reaction is not slow, and the cooperation with each other is seamless. At first glance, it really looks like a reaction to the humiliation received.

It's a pity that the children's reaction betrayed them.

Normally, the child will be frightened at present, and the instinctive reaction is to cry and beg the mother, but this child is not afraid and does not make trouble when standing beside him, as if it has nothing to do with him.

This child, probably on loan, has long been used to seeing such scenes, so he remains indifferent.

Lin Buxian and Jiang Qinglian were dumbfounded by Shi Zhou's words for a long time, and finally Zhao Lizheng said: "Shi Zhou, what did you mean by that just now? She is not a woman, could it be a man pretending to be her?"

If this woman is really a man pretending to be a man, then you can be sure that the other party has been caught blackmailing.

In the end, Shi Zhou shook his head: "She's not a man pretending to be either."

Zhao Lizheng's heart suddenly turned cold, what was going on?
The magistrate's face is also a little ugly, he came all the way here just to catch these people in Weigou Village who are blackmailing people!

Weigou Village was notorious, and he had been watching for a long time, but the whole village cooperated with each other, and the other party was experienced, so there was no evidence at all.

If this matter can be grasped, and once the words of the silly-faced man just now are confirmed, the charge will be a certainty.

If we can't catch all the people in Weigou Village this time, I'm afraid it will be difficult to find such an opportunity in the future!

Sweat broke out on Jiang Qinglian's forehead. He had heard about the Weigou Village, but it was not within his jurisdiction, but it was under the jurisdiction of the magistrate. The magistrate came here personally to find evidence of these people's crimes. If they are convicted, they can serve as an example to others!

But what now?
Jiang Qinglian glanced at Shi Zhou, with some displeasure on his face, at this time Zhou was really going to cause trouble for him.

Dayoushan has been stable for so many years, and nothing happened. As a result, the two major cases he was connected to were both related to Shi Zhou.

It seems that what He Chenhui said is right, this woman named Shi Zhou is a disaster!

Zhao Lizheng was also very anxious, but compared with the other two, he was more willing to trust Shi Zhou.

He immediately reminded, "Shi Zhou, what else do you have to say?"

The old woman hooked the corners of her lips, feeling proud in her heart, she didn't take Shi Zhou seriously at all.

It's impossible for such a young girl to know, so many old doctors have called her pulse, and there are many doubts, but not many find out the reason!
Therefore, the old woman gritted her teeth and said, "If you don't tell me why today, this matter will never end. If you don't give us an explanation now, I will personally beat the drum of injustice today and sue you for slandering my son and my son." My daughter-in-law's innocence!"

"it is good!"

Shi Zhou suddenly raised his voice and said loudly: "Then I will give you an explanation!"

"Lord Lin, Lord Jiang, this person is not a woman, nor a man, this person is human (ke, the first sound, referring to a yin and yang person), neither male nor female, judging by the pulse, this person is more biased under the skin Male, without sunflower water, although she is in the form of a woman above, but below is similar to a man!"

Shi Zhou turned his head and looked at the three people who were stunned, "It is true that there are people who can conceive in human beings. The existing records are about the birth of a yin and yang person in Hu Xique's "Medical Medicine". Give birth to a child. Your daughter-in-law's pulse has no sign of a woman, where is the woman's disease?"

Lin Buxian knew that the eunuchs in the palace were neither male nor female, and he heard for the first time that they were neither male nor female in this situation.

He immediately said to the yamen guard waiting outside the door: "Come here, take it down to verify your identity!"

When the old woman heard this, she went crazy, "How dare you...? She is my daughter-in-law, you are trying to force her to death like this, you are deceiving people too much, you are not giving us a way to survive..."

Lin Buxian said: "Don't worry, Doctor Shi has already asked the nearby Yin Po to wait for a long time, so that your daughter-in-law's innocence will not be stained!"

The simple-faced man wanted to step forward to stop him, but it turned out that there were a few opponents from the yamen servants. They pushed aside the old woman and the black-faced man, and stretched out their hands to grab the woman. Unexpectedly, the woman jumped up and turned around halfway. Open the door and rush.

That figure is flexible and nimble, doesn't it look like a seriously ill woman?
The woman ran past the idiot, and the idiot raised his leg, and the woman fell to the ground with a thud, "Ouch!"

The voice is cool and cool, neither as thick as a man's, nor as delicate as a woman's, and the voice is both masculine and feminine to the ears.

The yamen servant dragged the woman down, and after a while, Yin Po came out to report, her face turned green, "Master Lin, Mr. Jiang, the woman is down... yes, there is something!"

It's just incomparable with ordinary men, like the size of a three-year-old child.

Once Yin Po said this, it was tantamount to convicting this group of people.

The old woman and the silly-faced man fell to the ground and sat on the ground. They never missed when they took that kid out!

Because all the doctors will be stunned when they feel the pulse, and they will wonder how they can't detect the symptoms of a woman, because the appearance is a woman, and no one dares to say that she is not a woman.

Taking the pulse is the most basic thing in seeing a doctor. No doctor will admit that he can't take the patient's pulse.

What's more, the old woman would never allow the other party to be so careful when the other party's pulse signaled.

They have already known the doctor's reaction like the back of their hands, and they have a good way of trying to figure out people's hearts. The tried and tested routine has been exposed in this way!

Jiang Qinglian recalled the embarrassment of being tongue-tied when asked by the old woman just now.He yelled sharply: "Didn't you still have plausible words just now? Why don't you refute now? A group of despicable villains and mobs finally let you show your true colors!"

The old woman was quickly taken away, and both Lin Buxian and Jiang Qinglian breathed a sigh of relief.

This time, the other party has the evidence of extortion in their hands, so they are not afraid of going back on their word.

Lin Buxian turned to look at Shi Zhou, "Doctor Shi, I heard from my wife that my daughter Xiuyu was treated by you, and Lin is here to thank Doctor Shi again for my daughter!"

It was the first time Jiang Qinglian had heard of this, and he gasped, since when did this girl have such a relationship with Mrs. Lin's daughter?

Shi Zhou said politely: "It's a small effort, as a doctor should be, don't take it to heart."

Lin Buxian didn't say much, just nodded to her before leaving.

Zhao Lizheng walked up to her specially, exchanged a glance with her, then turned around and followed Lin Buxian away.

On the contrary, Jiang Qinglian took a serious look at her, and said: "I will ask you for questioning after this case, and you must be there whenever you are called."

Shi Zhou said respectfully, "Yes, Lord Jiang."

Jiang Qinglian's impression of Shi Zhou was hard to say, but he felt that she was very eloquent, and she was quite calm and composed when she was overwhelmed by Mount Tai.

Thinking of that day in the courtroom, when he was going to punish her, she had no look of humiliation on her face, Jiang Qinglian felt that the expression on this woman's face and the look in her eyes seemed to be beyond her original age.

Which woman is going to be taken off her pants and spanked in public, and still remain indifferent?
Jiang Qinglian's face darkened, he flicked his sleeves, and chased Lin Buxian out of the Banshan Medical Center.

As soon as those people left, Yin Po, who had just had a medical examination, came over to thank her, "Doctor Shi, thank you for teaching me the skills of midwifery today. It has benefited me a lot, and I will definitely use it today!"

Shi Zhou said politely, "It's because of your hard work."

Sending off Yin Po, Shi Zhou's straightened waist slowly relaxed, her 40 taels of silver!
Near noon, a patient came outside. Zhen Youfu is now a frightened bird. As soon as he heard that there was a patient, he suspected that he was a scammer.

Shi Zhou: "...he is clearly a fat man with a fat head and big ears!"

I don't know who spread the news that the Banshan Medical Center specializes in treating big bellies, so that all the patients who saw the small advertisements came with big bellies.

A gluttonous old man in his sixties, and a child as small as a child with baby fat on his face, in short, they all come to see the doctor with a big belly, and they have to be checked if they are not sick. They all feel that there is either a deformed fetus in their stomach, or Like Zhu Han, he will die suddenly.

Shi Zhou inspected a seven-year-old chubby boy, and looked at the gold and silver satin on the little guy with a sad face. The conditions in this house are so good that they can dress so well and eat so well!
Shi Zhou: "Young master, although you have traveled thousands of miles to see a doctor, there is nothing wrong with your stomach except meat!"

The little chubby stared wide-eyed, "I'm sick, my stomach still hurts in the morning, will you see a doctor?"

Shi Zhou said: "Your stomach hurts in the morning, it's because you caught the cold when you slept at night, and you have a stomachache."

Xiaopangdun spoke articulately: "Then when I didn't have a stomachache, what's the matter with my stomach being swollen and uncomfortable?"

Shi Zhou: "Your nanny said that you don't like to drink water, and you don't have a bowel movement for a long time, and your stomach feels uncomfortable. That's because your stomach is full of feces!"

After finally coaxing Xiaopangdun away, Shi Zhou was physically and mentally exhausted, "The Banshan Medical Center specializes in treating difficult and miscellaneous diseases, not fat people!"

As soon as the words fell, the fool squatting on the ground suddenly "wow" and spit out a big mouthful of blood.

He turned his head to look at Shi Zhou, as if he wanted to say something, but his body tilted, and he fell on the puppy, causing the puppy to bark.

"Fool!"

Damn, the top intractable disease is here!
(End of this chapter)