I did one thing to the extreme
Chapter 128 The Suona Sound Like a Donkey
Chapter 128 The Suona Sound Like a Donkey
Time flies, the sun and the moon fly by, and in the blink of an eye, three days have passed.
The old men and women in the small park have deeper wrinkles on their faces, and their faces are full of sorrow, as if they have eaten a catty of coptis.
Who made them so sad?
It started three days ago. It was a beautiful morning with bright sunshine and clear sky. As usual, they finished breakfast at home, took a small horse, poker, and chess, walked leisurely into the small park, and came to the old school. position, when everyone arrives, start playing poker and chess.
At this moment, suddenly, a loud suona sounded.
It didn't last long, and there were only two sounds, like a donkey braying, very harsh and unpleasant. Turning around, a young man with a unique temperament was standing in the gazebo, wiping the reed in front of the suona, and muttering wearing something.
I thought this young man was just playing on a whim.
Unexpectedly, he played it all morning, and it was very ugly, like a donkey braying, which made people's heads hurt when they heard it.
Today, he came again and started blowing in the gazebo again.
"Son. Son" kept ringing, like a magic sound, and I could dream of it at night when I slept, and I was shocked into a cold sweat.
After three days of hard training, Wang Liang felt that the energy in his dantian was already very strong. After practicing for a while, he could condense the air into water, and condense the water into a pill. It's up to me.
I was intoxicated by my own music, dreaming of flying to heaven, playing a song for the Jade Emperor, and asking him to be a fairy official such as Quxian, Lexian, etc., when a sentence suddenly came from beside me, "Little descendant, can you change your name?" where to blow?".
Turning around, he saw a sallow-faced old man with a sad face, as if he had eaten three catties of bitter melon.
"Why?" Wang Liang asked impatiently, this is not his home, he can brag as he wants, is it okay?
"Why? Do you need to ask? Don't you know what level you are?" In the end, the uncle didn't say these words, forced a smile, and said, "Little junior, you are really not very good at bragging. Good to hear, people who listen."
Before the uncle finished speaking, Wang Liang said first: "I know, I'm practicing, and it will be nice after a while."
Just as he was talking, a short and fat aunt who looked like a wooden block stepped forward, glared at Wang Liang, and said loudly: "Let's play poker for a while, and you can't hear others because of your noise."
Another aunt came over, looked Wang Liang up and down, and said in a condescending tone: "We old people are here to have fun for a while, you young people should know how to respect the old and love the young, and blow it elsewhere. , don't bother us!".
Immediately afterwards, a group of uncles and aunts came over, and began to "educate" Wang Liang with a sentence from you and me.
"Young people don't work hard, why are you playing suona here?"
"My grandson is as old as you. He works in a listed company with an annual salary of 50. He respects the old and loves the young."
"Blow it somewhere else, this is the activity place for our seniors"
Just as he was talking, an old man suddenly stretched out his hand to snatch the suona from Wang Liang's hand. Wang Liang took a step back, but failed to snatch it. He pointed at Wang Liang with the hand that grabbed the suona, and began to educate him, "You Do you have the concept of respecting elders? How did your parents educate you? Did the teachers at school educate you? My grandson is about the same age as you.”
Just as he was enjoying the conversation, a loud "donkey bray" suddenly sounded, interrupting the uncle's train of thought. He opened his mouth several times, but didn't say a word.
Immediately afterwards, the donkey kept braying, and the brows of the uncles and aunts who had just stretched out were wrinkled like a washboard. Snatch the suona from Wang Liang's hand.
Wang Liang dodged in a snakeskin, held the suona to the uncle's ear, and blew hard, the uncle jumped on the spot as if struck by lightning.
After jumping, his face became even redder, his eyes were bigger than a cow's egg, his neck, which was as black as an axle, was also stained with red, and it became thicker. He pointed at Wang Liang and cursed, "" Xiaoqiu Paozi, you wait for me," and then chased after Suona.
Wang Liang moved a crab sideways, moved to the uncle's side, picked up the suona, held it next to his ear, mobilized all the energy in his dantian, and blew hard, with a "squeak", a sound like killing a pig, resounding throughout the small park.
The uncle froze on the spot, his eyes blank, as if he had been hit on the head with a sap.
Immediately afterwards, the donkey braying of "son, son" continued, the uncle shook his head, pulled out his ear, took out a piece of brown earwax the size of a soybean, took out his mobile phone from his jacket pocket, dialed Yaoyaoling, He said at the top of his voice, "Someone is going to kill him." While speaking, he stared at Wang Liang coldly.
Seeing that someone called the police, the other uncles and aunts seemed to have found a backer, and began to educate Wang Liang with you and me. From time to time, they mentioned how good their grandson was, and while belittling Wang Liang, they did not forget to show off.
Wang Liang was still too lazy to argue with them, a kangaroo jumped to the side of the aunt who was praising his grandson, played a suona, and blew the air of the dantian, and with a "squeak", the aunt's facial features instantly gathered in the middle of the pie face, almost Seconds later, the voice trembled and said: "You little bastard!".
What responded to her was the donkey braying of "son, son".
Five or six minutes later, the uncles and aunts all shut their mouths, and they didn't dare to educate Wang Liang any more. They were all afraid of being played by the suona, and just watched Wang Liang coldly, listening to him playing the 6 sounds of the donkey.
After endless calls, the police finally arrived. The uncle and aunt found a backer in an instant, surrounded the police, and accused Wang Liang of his "crime". The uncle who robbed the suona even asked the police to detain Wang Liang. Criticize education and let him know to respect the elderly.
After a while, under the surprised eyes of the grandparents, the police left, let alone detained them, without even criticizing and educating them.
In the police car, the young policeman who was driving frowned and said, "Why did Wang Liang think of playing the suona again? I really don't understand it at all!".
The old policeman sitting in the co-pilot didn't speak, but shook his head helplessly. After returning to the office, he reported the matter to the director immediately, and the director said dumbfoundedly: "He can always make some Weird moth, you know, go get busy!".
After the uncles and aunts lost their backing, they basically picked up the ponytails and left in despair. Only the uncle who grabbed the suona was still staring at Wang Liang, trying to drive Wang Liang out of the small park with his eyes. This kind of iron-headed boy It is Wang Liang's favorite animal to teach.
Putting down the suona, he smiled and said: "I see that you often play chess, but your chess strength is as weak as a piece of shit. It just so happens that I am an expert in this field. As long as you beat me, I will leave immediately and never come to this park to play chess again." suona".
As soon as the words came out, the uncle immediately "exploded", jumped up, pointed at Wang Liang's nose and shouted: "Get down, get down now."
After shouting, my hands were shaking, as if I had epilepsy.
He has played chess all his life, and no one has ever said that his chess strength is as weak as a pile of shit. Now, there is actually a little ball paozi who doesn't know how to respect the old and respect the old, saying that his chess strength is weak, and he must be educated educate him.
Let him know that there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are people beyond people, so you can't be too arrogant.
(End of this chapter)
Time flies, the sun and the moon fly by, and in the blink of an eye, three days have passed.
The old men and women in the small park have deeper wrinkles on their faces, and their faces are full of sorrow, as if they have eaten a catty of coptis.
Who made them so sad?
It started three days ago. It was a beautiful morning with bright sunshine and clear sky. As usual, they finished breakfast at home, took a small horse, poker, and chess, walked leisurely into the small park, and came to the old school. position, when everyone arrives, start playing poker and chess.
At this moment, suddenly, a loud suona sounded.
It didn't last long, and there were only two sounds, like a donkey braying, very harsh and unpleasant. Turning around, a young man with a unique temperament was standing in the gazebo, wiping the reed in front of the suona, and muttering wearing something.
I thought this young man was just playing on a whim.
Unexpectedly, he played it all morning, and it was very ugly, like a donkey braying, which made people's heads hurt when they heard it.
Today, he came again and started blowing in the gazebo again.
"Son. Son" kept ringing, like a magic sound, and I could dream of it at night when I slept, and I was shocked into a cold sweat.
After three days of hard training, Wang Liang felt that the energy in his dantian was already very strong. After practicing for a while, he could condense the air into water, and condense the water into a pill. It's up to me.
I was intoxicated by my own music, dreaming of flying to heaven, playing a song for the Jade Emperor, and asking him to be a fairy official such as Quxian, Lexian, etc., when a sentence suddenly came from beside me, "Little descendant, can you change your name?" where to blow?".
Turning around, he saw a sallow-faced old man with a sad face, as if he had eaten three catties of bitter melon.
"Why?" Wang Liang asked impatiently, this is not his home, he can brag as he wants, is it okay?
"Why? Do you need to ask? Don't you know what level you are?" In the end, the uncle didn't say these words, forced a smile, and said, "Little junior, you are really not very good at bragging. Good to hear, people who listen."
Before the uncle finished speaking, Wang Liang said first: "I know, I'm practicing, and it will be nice after a while."
Just as he was talking, a short and fat aunt who looked like a wooden block stepped forward, glared at Wang Liang, and said loudly: "Let's play poker for a while, and you can't hear others because of your noise."
Another aunt came over, looked Wang Liang up and down, and said in a condescending tone: "We old people are here to have fun for a while, you young people should know how to respect the old and love the young, and blow it elsewhere. , don't bother us!".
Immediately afterwards, a group of uncles and aunts came over, and began to "educate" Wang Liang with a sentence from you and me.
"Young people don't work hard, why are you playing suona here?"
"My grandson is as old as you. He works in a listed company with an annual salary of 50. He respects the old and loves the young."
"Blow it somewhere else, this is the activity place for our seniors"
Just as he was talking, an old man suddenly stretched out his hand to snatch the suona from Wang Liang's hand. Wang Liang took a step back, but failed to snatch it. He pointed at Wang Liang with the hand that grabbed the suona, and began to educate him, "You Do you have the concept of respecting elders? How did your parents educate you? Did the teachers at school educate you? My grandson is about the same age as you.”
Just as he was enjoying the conversation, a loud "donkey bray" suddenly sounded, interrupting the uncle's train of thought. He opened his mouth several times, but didn't say a word.
Immediately afterwards, the donkey kept braying, and the brows of the uncles and aunts who had just stretched out were wrinkled like a washboard. Snatch the suona from Wang Liang's hand.
Wang Liang dodged in a snakeskin, held the suona to the uncle's ear, and blew hard, the uncle jumped on the spot as if struck by lightning.
After jumping, his face became even redder, his eyes were bigger than a cow's egg, his neck, which was as black as an axle, was also stained with red, and it became thicker. He pointed at Wang Liang and cursed, "" Xiaoqiu Paozi, you wait for me," and then chased after Suona.
Wang Liang moved a crab sideways, moved to the uncle's side, picked up the suona, held it next to his ear, mobilized all the energy in his dantian, and blew hard, with a "squeak", a sound like killing a pig, resounding throughout the small park.
The uncle froze on the spot, his eyes blank, as if he had been hit on the head with a sap.
Immediately afterwards, the donkey braying of "son, son" continued, the uncle shook his head, pulled out his ear, took out a piece of brown earwax the size of a soybean, took out his mobile phone from his jacket pocket, dialed Yaoyaoling, He said at the top of his voice, "Someone is going to kill him." While speaking, he stared at Wang Liang coldly.
Seeing that someone called the police, the other uncles and aunts seemed to have found a backer, and began to educate Wang Liang with you and me. From time to time, they mentioned how good their grandson was, and while belittling Wang Liang, they did not forget to show off.
Wang Liang was still too lazy to argue with them, a kangaroo jumped to the side of the aunt who was praising his grandson, played a suona, and blew the air of the dantian, and with a "squeak", the aunt's facial features instantly gathered in the middle of the pie face, almost Seconds later, the voice trembled and said: "You little bastard!".
What responded to her was the donkey braying of "son, son".
Five or six minutes later, the uncles and aunts all shut their mouths, and they didn't dare to educate Wang Liang any more. They were all afraid of being played by the suona, and just watched Wang Liang coldly, listening to him playing the 6 sounds of the donkey.
After endless calls, the police finally arrived. The uncle and aunt found a backer in an instant, surrounded the police, and accused Wang Liang of his "crime". The uncle who robbed the suona even asked the police to detain Wang Liang. Criticize education and let him know to respect the elderly.
After a while, under the surprised eyes of the grandparents, the police left, let alone detained them, without even criticizing and educating them.
In the police car, the young policeman who was driving frowned and said, "Why did Wang Liang think of playing the suona again? I really don't understand it at all!".
The old policeman sitting in the co-pilot didn't speak, but shook his head helplessly. After returning to the office, he reported the matter to the director immediately, and the director said dumbfoundedly: "He can always make some Weird moth, you know, go get busy!".
After the uncles and aunts lost their backing, they basically picked up the ponytails and left in despair. Only the uncle who grabbed the suona was still staring at Wang Liang, trying to drive Wang Liang out of the small park with his eyes. This kind of iron-headed boy It is Wang Liang's favorite animal to teach.
Putting down the suona, he smiled and said: "I see that you often play chess, but your chess strength is as weak as a piece of shit. It just so happens that I am an expert in this field. As long as you beat me, I will leave immediately and never come to this park to play chess again." suona".
As soon as the words came out, the uncle immediately "exploded", jumped up, pointed at Wang Liang's nose and shouted: "Get down, get down now."
After shouting, my hands were shaking, as if I had epilepsy.
He has played chess all his life, and no one has ever said that his chess strength is as weak as a pile of shit. Now, there is actually a little ball paozi who doesn't know how to respect the old and respect the old, saying that his chess strength is weak, and he must be educated educate him.
Let him know that there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are people beyond people, so you can't be too arrogant.
(End of this chapter)
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