Hu Qiang's Decision

Chapter 451 What is fake is fake, it will never become real!

Chapter 451 What is fake is fake, it will never become real!

After listening to Ouyang Murphy's narration, both Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie were speechless.

Just as Ouyang Murphy continued to reload his water gun, Su Kejie widened his eyes and said, "There is a blind date app for programmers? Is it so good? Is there a blind date app for designers? I feel that I I really need this."

Ouyang Murphy glanced at Su Kejie, and calmly aimed his gun at him.

Seeing this situation, Su Kejie took a deep breath, quickly covered his mouth and stopped talking.

Seeing that Su Kejie covered his mouth and remained silent, Ouyang Mofei curled his lips and put down the water gun in his hand.

Pang Xiaobai said: "No wonder people always say that in today's Internet, everyone is a transparent person, and even you, Murphy, have been tricked."

Suddenly, Pang Xiaobai frowned and said, "That's not right, Mo Fei, you usually pay in cash, register with a small number, and clean up the traces of your mobile phone every day, and you haven't registered You Jinbao, so how can this You Jinbao Do you know that you are a programmer whose hairline is getting more and more anxious?"

Ouyang Murphy glanced at Pang Xiaobai expressionlessly, and then said calmly: "I have inquired, Tang Haixing has recorded detailed files for everyone in his mobile phone, and entered all the information in detail .

That's all, the key is that when he registered You Jinbao, he also entered all the information, so You Jinbao has my information. "

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy picked up his mobile phone: "Sure enough, the biggest safety hazard is stupid human beings themselves!"

Su Kejie said: "What are you doing? Are you going to delete Tang Haixing? That way You Jinbao won't find you?"

Ouyang Murphy lazily operated the mobile phone and said, "Wrong, I also want to register Friends Jinbao."

"Ah?" Pang Xiaobai frowned, "You also want to register You Jinbao? What kind of operation is this? Don't you hate this kind of harassing advertisements the most? Or are you short of money and want to sell your body?"

Ouyang Murphy said without raising his head: "What are you thinking? I plan to take the opportunity of registering with Jinbao to visit its background code and see what shameful things it has done. When I get the news, Let's make it all public, and let this damn You Jinbao become a real Youjinbao that everyone shouts and beats!"

Just talking about this, Ouyang Murphy suddenly frowned, because she found that Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai were looking at the side of the gate in unison.

Ouyang Murphy also turned his head and immediately raised his eyebrows.

It turned out that it was Jin Ruoyu, who was wearing a sexy navel-baring fitness outfit and tied a big ponytail, walking catwalks, smiling, and walking slowly and charmingly.

Soon, Jin Ruoyu, who was wearing a sexy navel-baring fitness outfit and a big ponytail, walked up to everyone, naturally swayed his hips and pinched his waist, posed a classic pose that could perfectly show his figure, and then faced the crowd Looking at Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie with a smile.

Seeing this situation, Pang Xiaobai immediately showed a relieved expression on his face, and after swallowing another mouthful of saliva, he looked straight at Jin Ruoyu, and said softly, as if he was afraid of shocking the other party:

"Ruoyu, needless to say, I can tell this time, you have changed into new clothes, you have a new hairstyle, good, so beautiful, hehehe."

Su Kejie looked straight at Jin Ruoyu and said, "It's like Audrey Hepburn, beautiful, beautiful!"

Jin Ruoyu smiled slightly, and while stroking his body with his fingers, he said in standard Mandarin: "Do you want a peach butt? Do you want a dog waist? Do you want a swan neck? Do you want a perfect curve?"

"Think!" Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie said at the same time, and bit their lips at the same time.

Ouyang Murphy tilted his head to look at Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie, smiled slightly, and then asked, "You two, don't you think there's anything wrong with her?"

Pang Xiaobai said: "It's really not right."

Suddenly, Pang Xiaobai turned his head sharply and pointed at Su Kejie who was still staring at Jin Ruoyu's perfect figure: "Aren't you a straight-line obsessive-compulsive disorder? You actually said that you like perfect curves?"

After spraying Su Kejie, Pang Xiaobai quickly looked at Jin Ruoyu who was still leaning over in a serious manner: "Ruoyu, don't trust him, he is lying to you!"

Su Kejie turned his head and stared at Pang Xiaobai: "You!"

"Okay!" Ouyang Murphy interrupted Su Kejie, "I'm talking about her accent, don't you think it's a problem?"

As soon as the words fell, Jin Ruoyu, who was keeping a leaning posture, stood up again with a smile, and continued to make movements while laughing in standard Mandarin: "You guys, do you want to become Schwarzenegger? Do you want to hug me with one hand? ?”

"Think!" Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai nodded in unison again.

Jin Ruoyu with the ponytail immediately smiled and did a few curve stretching exercises, then pinched his waist with his hands and raised his chest and raised his head: "If you want to, then come to Hot Hot Gym, get a fitness card that belongs to you!
As long as you come to the hot gym and apply for your exclusive fitness card, you can accept my personal encouragement and do exercises with me! "

"Do exercise!" Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai said with smiles at the same time.

With a click, Ouyang Murphy loaded the magazine on the water gun in his hand.

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy saw that Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie were still staring at Jin Ruoyu's nymphomaniac. He was not afraid of even holding a gun in her hand, so he turned his gun sharply and pointed at the girl who was still flirting with Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie. The eye-catching "Jin Ruoyu" slammed water bombs out.

After a burst of crackling water bullets were shot out, they passed through Jin Ruoyu's body, causing no harm to Jin Ruoyu, but a wave of ripples appeared on his body.

Soon, "Jin Ruoyu", which was pierced by the water gun and rippled, suddenly disappeared in front of Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie.

"Ruoyu, Ruoyu!" Pang Xiaobai quickly stood up and shouted, "Where have you been? Ruoyu?"

"Stop shouting!" Ouyang Murphy continued to calmly reload the water gun's magazine, and said to Pang Xiaobai, "Haven't you found out yet? This is an advertisement, a virtual human advertisement!"

"Advertisement?" Pang Xiaobai blinked, and finally came to his senses, "It turned out to be an advertisement."

After finishing speaking, he sighed for a while, and then sat down again dejectedly.

"It's really not right." Su Kejie, who also came back to his senses, nodded, "Thinking about it carefully, if Yuyu speaks his hometown dialect, how can he speak Mandarin so standard."

Ouyang Murphy turned his head to look at Su Kejie, and smiled crookedly: "Yo, IQ is finally online, not bad, I thought you had to take it easy."

"It's all your fault!" Pang Xiaobai suddenly looked at Ouyang Murphy.

As a result, when Ouyang Mofei stared at him, Pang Xiaobai immediately shrank his neck and said in a low voice: "No, I mean, you, what, you can expose it later, and you can kill such a good advertisement so quickly , Too, what a pity."

"Yes!" Su Kejie bit his lip, "It's really a pity, a pity."

Ouyang Murphy half-closed his eyes and raised his eyebrows: "Is this still my fault?"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Pang Xiaobai to reply to Su Kejie, Ouyang Mofei loaded a new magazine into the water bullet gun, then aimed at Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie, and quickly pulled the trigger.

After a burst of violent water bombs were output, Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie were immediately hit with their heads in defense, unable to speak again.

After Ouyang Murphy fired all the bullets in one breath, he put down the water gun and said expressionlessly:
"Wake up, you fools!

A fake is a fake, it will never become true!

Instead of being addicted to it, and then being cheated into bankruptcy, it is better to think about how to get rid of this damn APP as soon as possible!

Also, I would like to advise you, if you don’t want to be cheated again, it’s best to stay in the plumbing room like me.

Because only there, there is no damn virtual projector, and no damn Ding Ding Le!

Enough said, do it yourself! "

After finishing speaking, Ouyang Murphy stood up, pouted at Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie in disdain, and then swaggered to the plumbing room.

(End of this chapter)

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