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Chapter 341 Cornerstone Attack (Earth)
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Lawyer Jimmy stood up against Truman's lawyer's inquiry.

"This is related to the gist and purpose of the case, and also to whether the witness's testimony is true." Truman's lawyer said, "I think the witness must answer."

"Please explain the gist and purpose of your case," the judge asked.

"We believe that Truman's attack on Lee Malvoy is not limited to an act between humans, but can be defined more broadly as a religious attribute." Truman's lawyer said.

"This is so ridiculous!" Lawyer Jimmy couldn't help laughing out loud, "Could it be that we are judging Jesus?"

"You can also think so." Truman's lawyer said seriously.

Lawyer Jimmy stopped laughing. He suddenly realized that the other party didn't seem to intend to entangle him in criminal matters, but Truman is Jesus... Are you kidding me?
The judge thought for a while and said: "In this case, let the witnesses answer."

"I'm not a demon, and I'm not a minion," the stand-up actor said.

"I noticed that there is a detail in the video played by the prosecution just now, that is, before Truman launched a punitive attack on Lee Malvo, the two sides had a conversation..."

Before Truman's lawyer said the word "punitive assault," Jimmy, the lawyer, thought about it and didn't protest.

Then Truman's lawyer asked the staff to replay the video, and it can be clearly heard from the video that Lee Malvoy yelled "NO FISH".

Truman's lawyer said, "Your Honor, NO FISH is the slogan of the devil's minions. They will maliciously attack Truman, so Truman's counterattack is not limited to human beings, but an act of religious judgment. , my inquiry is over."

"Quickly look up religious laws!" said lawyer Jimmy to his assistant.

Attorney Jimmy then proceeded to question Truman: "Did you mean to make a sadistic attack on Lee Malvoy?"

"No." Truman shook his head.

Next, lawyer Jimmy began to show the evidence, which was very sufficient. There were various reports from Hollywood media such as THR and Weathervane. In those reports, Shia LaBeouf and Jimmy Kimmel met Chu with malicious intent. When the door is opened, they will immediately lie down on the floor and fall asleep as if encountering the most comfortable mattress.

The talk show actor testified for the second time. He testified that after being stunned, he was as comfortable as falling asleep, and he was even more unconscious and unharmed after waking up.

In order to make evidence against Truman, the talk show actor's tone is as if he misses that feeling as he misses his first love.

Lawyer Jimmy made an impassioned statement in court: "...they woke up unscathed, which proves that Truman can stop Lee Malvo in a gentler and more harmless way, instead of turning him into a A brain-dead patient!"

"Leave a woman and six children who can't afford Lee Malvo's treatment at all, and it will take down a family!"

"Are you still denying the crimes you have done?" Lawyer Jimmy asked Truman again.

"I have no crime at all." Truman shook his head.

"Then what do you think you are doing? Turning a person into a living dead, what kind of behavior is this in your eyes?" Lawyer Jimmy asked.

"An act allowed by God, an act of piety that I should contribute to God." Truman said, "The souls of demon minions that have been cleaned will be resurrected as saints and go to another world to redeem their sins."

Lawyer Jimmy was a little caught off guard by this answer. At this moment, he looked into Truman's pair of pure eyes, and a thought "he never lied" came to his mind. This is a bit absurd, but that's how it feels, those pure eyes as saints.

"It's horrible," said lawyer Jimmy, turning to the judge. "I just met his eyes, and I saw complete piety and purity. He actually regards killing as offering to God. How could such a person not be a perverted killer?" , Your Honor, do you realize how dangerous he is?"

It stands to reason that Truman's lawyer should interrupt Attorney Jimmy's statement at this time, because it is leading the judge to have a bad impression of Truman, but no one spoke, and they all sat there, as if they were winning, which made Lawyer Jimmy very upset. Uneasy, he ended the questioning and returned to his seat.

"Mr. Truman, you said you believe in a god, what is the name of this god?" Truman's lawyer asked Truman.

"CHIYU." Truman said.

"What is your position among God's believers?" asked again.

"I am the spokesperson of God walking in the world, the body of God." Truman said.

"That's why you want to exercise the right to judge that God has given you?"

"Yes." Truman nodded.

Then Truman's lawyer brought up Jimmy Kimmel, the stand-up comedian who took the witness stand for the third time today.

"Are you the devil's minion that Truman said?" Truman's lawyer asked again.

"Objection!" Attorney Jimmy immediately protested, "The witness has already answered this question."

"Then let me put it another way..." Truman's lawyer smiled at the talk show actor and said, "Eat fish!"

"NO FISH!" The talk show actor blurted out this sentence as if under stress.

"Eat fish!"

"NO FISH!"

"Eat fish!"

"NO FISH!"

"Anti..." Lawyer Jimmy didn't know what they were doing, but it was right to object.

"There is no need to object, I have proved it." Truman's lawyer said, "Mr. Jimmy Kimmel is also one of the minions of the devil, and his testimony cannot be trusted."

"Objection!" Attorney Jimmy continued to object, "Mr. Jimmy Kimmel may have reacted that way because of trauma or mental illness, and it cannot be used as evidence that he is the so-called 'devil's minions'."

"I don't agree with your opinion." Truman's lawyer said, "But what I want to say is that Mr. Truman is a saint of CHIYU religion, and all his actions have relevant religious codes to follow, so this is a religious event Rather than a criminal case, I ask Your Honor to dismiss the lawsuit."

"Objection!" Lawyer Jimmy said holding the religious bill that his assistant had just found out, "The establishment of a religion must be approved by the Religious Affairs Administration and have a certain meeting place and a considerable number of believers. There must also be corresponding regulations, systems, and ceremonies... "

"I know this better than you." Truman's lawyer interrupted him, "The First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution in 1791 expressly stipulates that Congress may not legislate to prohibit freedom of religion. And it has been approved by the Administration, now standing in front of you is not only an actor, but also a religious saint!"

These powerful words fell into the ears of lawyer Jimmy like a bomb, because it involved an area he was not good at. He only knew that in the United States, religious freedom and democratic politics are the two cornerstones of the country. One of them was thrown at him, so what could he do?

(End of this chapter)