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Chapter 515: One word made a man go to detention center for me (Earth)
"Did you send Li Hu to prison?"

On the other end of the phone, Zeng Yi kept saying this.

"You are just slandering a good person out of thin air. How can I, a newcomer to socialism, do such a thing?" Chen Ye immediately denied it.

"I know everything, so stop pretending. I don't know if you are doing this for me. If it is for me, you are too stupid. Li Guangxiong is not easy to mess with!" Zeng Yi's voice was filled with sadness. , you can imagine her frowning.

"Ah... if you want to say that, I have paid so much for you, should you fly back and throw yourself into my arms to sleep with me to thank me?" Chen Ye said immediately.

"Can you be more serious!" Zeng Yi said, "Do you know why I know this? Because Li Guangxiong plans to hire someone from Hong Kong to get you!"

"No, how could it be possible~" Chen Ye shook his head, "Guangxiong even promised to invest 500 million for me to hold a concert."

"Really!" Zeng Yi's voice became louder, "My assistant told me. She said that Li Guangxiong found a lot of people, but no one dared to go to BJ, so no matter what reason Li Guangxiong used to ask you to leave BJ, You can’t even agree, especially if you come to Hong Kong, do you understand?”

"Ah? How did you know that Ang Lee asked me to go to Hong Kong to discuss the script?" Chen Ye's voice was filled with surprise.

"Director Li invited you to come to Hong Kong?" Zeng Yi was also stunned.

Only then did she remember the script that Chen Ye handed to Ang Lee. Yes, "Lust, Caution" has almost been filmed now. It is a love spy film with the background of the Republic of China. It is not difficult to shoot. Ang Lee is free to take action. I was planning to make my next movie, so I thought of Chen Ye and his script.

"Then I...don't go?" Chen Ye said.

"No!" Zeng Yi immediately shook his head. What an opportunity this is. If it is really recognized by An Li, it will be a rare opportunity in Chen Ye's life. "I want to think of a way. I still have some points in front of Li Guangxiong." Save your face, wait until I can make peace with you.”

After Zeng Yi got the role of "Wang Jiazhi", she was already considered a new film and television star, and naturally she had more say.

However, Changxin Film and Television held Zeng Yi's contract, and Zeng Yi had to pay more if he wanted to negotiate terms.

Chen Ye agreed with this proposal, "Okay, tell him, I can only wait for him for three more days. If he doesn't give me the 3 million investment, I will hand over the evidence of his drug trafficking, murder, and kidnapping to the police." ”

Zeng Yi almost collapsed when she heard these words. She shouted: "Chen Ye!"

Chen Ye hurriedly pushed Xiao Yueyue's fat face away to keep the sound that could penetrate the eardrums away from his ears, and at the same time replied very perfunctorily: "Okay, okay, okay, we're going on stage!"

……

Zeng Yi heard Chen Ye urging Xiao Yueyue, "Hang up, hang up, this woman is so good at shouting." Xiao Yueyue quickly said, "Sister Yi, we are about to go on stage." Then Zeng Yi said again Listening to the clapping, curtain announcements, and random sounds, it was obvious that the performance in the small theater over there had officially begun.

This guy!Zeng Yi hung up the phone, still feeling angry, and threw the phone on the bed again.

……

It's time to go on stage.

Xiao Yueyue was obviously a little nervous.

Small theaters have higher requirements for actors, and the big stage is far away from the audience, so some omissions will disappear as soon as they are blurred. However, small theaters are almost face to face with the audience, and they also have higher requirements for actors' psychological quality, which especially tests the actors' basic skills and mentality.

Xiao Yueyue's basic skills were good, but his mentality value was basically negative. Chen Ye saw that his fat face was covered with sweat, so he said to him: "It's okay. If the performance fails, I will take care of it."

Xiao Yueyue glanced at Chen Ye gratefully.

"Anyway, I will quit the agency in a few days. No matter how bad my performance is, I don't care." Chen Ye added.

ah?Xiao Yueyue looked shocked.

At this time, their names were called out on the stage, and Chen Ye and Xiao Yueyue went on stage one after another. Up to this point, Xiao Yueyue was still a little confused. It was obvious that Chen Ye's news just now shocked him.

This state was obviously the worst. Facing an audience of more than [-] people, Xiao Yueyue felt his mind go blank. Those gazes and attention turned into scorching chains of fire, burning him with nowhere to escape. .

Even so, his long-trained stage instincts still made him open his mouth and say the opening remarks: "Hello everyone, today we are going to talk about a piece of "Full of Economics". This piece was written by Chen Yunye who is next to me. Chen Yunye is quite talented..."

"No matter how talented I am, I'm not as good as you." Chen Ye praised, "You sing much better than me."

"How can I sing..." Xiao Yueyue was a little panicked, because this line was not in the script. Is Chen Ye going to completely mess up the performance?

"You know how. Just a few days ago, you sang all night long. The whole dormitory got up and wanted to beat you up when you sang that song." Chen Ye reminded.

The audience burst into laughter.

This paragraph is average, but Chen Ye's performance is very relaxed.Xiao Yueyue realized which song Chen Ye was talking about. Can that bad song still be sung on the stage?But now he could only follow Chen Ye and say: "Then let me sing one for everyone first?"

"Yes, everyone doesn't need to sleep now anyway." Chen Ye said.

Chen Ye's relaxed state was in sharp contrast to Xiao Yueyue's nervousness. Most of the audience here were watching their performance for the first time. Logically speaking, compliments should be less talked about than teasing, and teasing should guide the topic. .

However, in recent years, there have been many "offensive fans" on the cross talk stage. The fans have nothing to say but are still very exciting, so the audience is watching with gusto, waiting to see what this new combination and this new joke will bring. Of course, they don't mind being booed if the performance fails.

"Five rings~"

Xiao Yueyue opened his voice.

There is no doubt that this song has no value and no meaning. Xiao Yueyue felt this way when he sang it. He thought the audience must also think so, so there was no confidence in his voice at all.

But after singing a few lines, the audience in front of him was obviously interested, the place became heated, and pairs of eyes were full of happiness. When he finished singing, many people were even applauding and cheering, just like Xiao Yueyue A piece like "Calling Xiao Fan" came, which really shocked Xiao Yueyue.

But the enthusiasm of the audience can indeed encourage people. Faced with such a scene, Xiao Yueyue's nervous mood suddenly relaxed. He winked and smiled and said, "Look at how knowledgeable I am."

Entering the topic.

Chen Ye then said, "Where did you go to school?"

Next, it can be said that the entire Dezishe Tianqiao Tianqiao has entered the rhythm of this pair.

As a few jokes were thrown out, such as "Na Mo Hao Hai" and "Drown Wang Jingwei", the audience laughed one after another. Several audience members in the front row laughed so hard that they slapped the table. At this grand occasion, even Lao Guo and It's really strange that you may not be able to see the ace pair, Uncle Yu, when they arrive.

The scene in the small theater was so lively that even the waiter who delivered water in the lobby forgot to do his job and stood in the corridor looking at the stage and laughing from time to time to the rhythm of the performers like the audience.

Even the crosstalk actors who had finished the performance and those who had not performed in the backstage were crowded at the stage, watching the performances of Chen Ye and Xiao Yueyue. Some people laughed so hard that their shoulders shook, but they covered their mouths to prevent themselves from speaking. Others looked at Looking at this scene, he exclaimed, "This is so awesome!".

A camera recorded everything at the scene.

While waiting for the 12-minute performance to end, Xiao Yueyue sang "Song of the Five Rings" under the guidance of Chen Ye. This song completely detonated the already very lively scene, with more than 300 people singing. What is it like when people sing "Song of the Five Rings" with a very simple melody together?
Everyone felt that the roof of the Dezishe Small Theater was blown away by the warm and joyful atmosphere in the theater.

The two wanted to bow and leave the stage.

But the audience was not happy. They shouted loudly from the audience, "Encore! Encore! Encore!"

The "encore" of cross talk is the same as the "encore" of a concert, but generally only the first major performance has this treatment. Think about it, if there are a few "encores" from the second, it will Where will Yi's performance be played?

Therefore, according to the rules, Chen Ye and Xiao Yueyue were not supposed to "return", but the audience is God. When Chen Ye and Xiao Yueyue walked to the exit stage, the cheers in the audience were particularly enthusiastic, and some people even took out Banknotes were scattered on the table.

In Dezishe or other cross talk performances, there is generally no rule for the audience to throw money on the spot, but in the folk customs of the theater industry, throwing money is the greatest recognition of the performer.

So, Chen Ye dragged Xiao Yueyue around a corner at the exit and returned to the stage. At this "turn", Chen Ye and Xiao Yueyue both saw Cao Yunjin's livid face, so their faces His smile is particularly bright.

Although they returned to the stage, the two of them were unprepared. However, in this kind of scene, the actors were particularly relaxed and the audience was especially supportive. In the later period, whenever Lao Guo came on stage, it would be this kind of scene, so Lao Guo and Uncle Yu There is no need to tell jokes at all, you can mingle with the audience just by chatting on stage.

At this moment, Chen Ye and Xiao Yueyue are in this state. Chen Ye has it naturally, while Xiao Yueyue has stimulated his potential in advance, especially with the help of the "Song of the Five Rings".

So, one encore, two encores, three encores... a total of seven encores. Chen Ye and Xiao Yueyue dragged the time to 23 o'clock. When they actually took the curtain call, all the audience stood up and applauded. .

By this time, no one was paying attention to Cao Yunchin, who was on the performance menu and had not yet taken the stage.

Chen Ye was especially bad. He pretended to be the announcer and his last words before leaving the stage were "Today's performance ends here, thank you all." This completely cut off Cao Yunjin's thoughts of coming to the stage, and the audience began to leave one after another.

Now, Cao Yunjin was so angry that he grabbed a stool from the backstage and was about to rush onto the stage, but was hugged tightly by Luan Yunping and several fellow apprentices.

The brothers didn't dare to let Cao Yunjin rush forward like this, it would really become a big scandal.

"Hey? Senior brother, you haven't performed yet?" Chen Ye's words after he stepped off the stage ignited Cao Yunchin's anger. Cao Yunchin smashed the chair on Chen Ye's head with an "ouch".

Chen Ye immediately lay on the ground with his back stretched out, blood flowing from his head "suddenly", the most prominent thing was that he would fall down at the touch of a touch, and he looked as if he was going to die if he fell down.

Everyone was stunned, and then someone immediately called an ambulance, and someone else called the police. Cao Yunjin was invited to the police station. Although Chen Ye was not pursued, he was detained for seven days.

After this incident, Chen Ye could proudly claim that a man could be sent to a detention center for him with just one sentence.

(End of this chapter)