mage's dating rules

Chapter 89 The Elf Adventure Three-piece Set

The blond elf girl frowned at the dwarf.

Flint: "What? In your knowledge, we dwarves also like to lie?"

"No, my master says dwarves are an honest and stubborn race."

Everyone looked at Flint together, unexpectedly the dwarf was quite happy with this comment, and nodded repeatedly: "That's right, we dwarves are like this, as stubborn as a rock!"

Elizabeth: "Stubborn isn't a good word, is it?"

"We think it counts, so it counts," Flint replied.

Wang: "Let's go back to Miss Elf. Why did you leave your hometown to travel?"

The blond elf immediately replied: "In order to improve your archery skills."

The dwarf snorted: "That's a coincidence, our team has a mage who wants to make friends, a warlock who wants to go out, and now we have a ranger who is good at archery!"

Xiaobai: "Druids for tasting delicious food."

"Oh yes, there are also druids for delicious food." The dwarf added Xiaobai, "It's too colorful, and the crisis of annihilation is not important at all."

The lord's son Ralph and the elf girl asked together: "Is there a crisis of annihilation?"

Wang looked at the earl's son: "We told you, when we first came here."

Ralph looked embarrassed: "Did you tell me? Oh, when you say it like this, it seems to be true."

The elf girl silently distanced herself from the earl's son: "Is this a trick?"

It can be seen that she is really not good at recognizing human lies.

Wang: "I think he just really forgot. After all, to him, the crisis of annihilation is far less urgent than the crisis of cavemen."

The elf girl distanced herself from the king again: "You...are covering each other? Is this covering?"

Wang: "No, of course it's not, it's just stating the facts."

Elizabeth: "Both of them should be harmless."

The elf girl looked at Elizabeth hesitantly.

Wang whispered next to him: "Forget it, you are also human, and she probably won't believe it."

Elf girl: "I think this lady is more believable."

Wang: "Why!"

Elf girl: "I don't know, I just feel...she is a kind person."

Wang looked back and forth between the elf girl and Elizabeth, and suddenly snapped his fingers: "Understood! This silly elf girl is confused by the princess's appearance! It is said in the book that when you meet for the first time, beautiful people are more likely to be favored!"

Dwarf: "Well, it sounds reasonable."

On the contrary, the elf girl became even more vigilant: "So you are planning to lie to me?"

Flint smoothed things over and said: "Okay, don't tease Pointy Ears. I think the current situation, Wang, you should tell the details of the situation immediately. If you are so open and honest, it should be more trustworthy, and then we will ask Pointy Ears why I have to run to this place where the birds don’t shit.”

Wang nodded, and then took out the old underground mine map borrowed from Ralph: "After a day of intelligence collection, we now know the reason why the cavemen keep attacking the ground. This reason didn't just appear now, how long? According to the caveman's timekeeping method, it is before the time when water drops fall from the stalagmite 27 times."

Elf girl: "I've never heard of such a timing method."

"Me too. So I wrote it into my paper 'How Cavemen Express Emotions Through Smell.'"

The elf girl was shocked: "Did cavemen express their emotions through smell?"

Flint: "According to the conclusion I got from observing the whole experiment of the mage brother, this should be the case."

Xiaobai: "The happier they are, the stinkier they will be! The smell is so bad, bah bah!"

The elf girl opened her mouth slightly, not concealing her shock at all, but it seemed that even in the state of shock, the elf would pay attention to the elegance of her manners. It didn't matter if she opened her mouth slightly, and she couldn't see her teeth at all, which was really beautiful.

Wang continued the topic just now: "Before 27 drops of water, cave dwellers discovered the temple of Lamashtu."

The elf immediately reported the name and power of this god: "Mother of monsters, the protector of all deformed and weird things, and also a god believed by some evil tribes."

Wang: "In the temple of Lamashtu, in a place called the Temple of Fetal Movement, the cavemen mastered an artifact. I don't know why this artifact could not be moved out of the Hall of Fetal Movement. It may be relatively large. Since then, the population of cavemen It started to grow at a high rate. The caveman said that they were all born from the palace of fetal movement."

Elf: "Could it be a metaphor?"

"The caveman's IQ should not be able to use high-end techniques such as metaphors. Just like the barbarians in our team." The mage said.

Gotrick nodded, "Yes."

The elf girl crossed her arms and rested her chin.

Seeing this, Elizabeth immediately crossed her arms and held up her proud secondary sexual characteristics.

Xiao Bai looked at the two of them back and forth, looking like she was enjoying the show, her ears were shaking, as if a horse was chasing away flies near her head.

The elf didn't notice the human girl's competitive behavior, but said after a brief moment of contemplation: "It doesn't contradict what I know."

Wang: "What do you know? We have already told you the information. Following the principle of reciprocity, you should share it."

The mage originally thought that the elf girl would shout "Are you trying to lie to me again" very vigilantly, but the girl nodded.

"You are right," she said, "while crossing the Shield Road, I was caught in a blizzard and trapped on a snow-capped mountain. The elves' robes helped me keep out the cold, but my horse couldn't stand it and froze to death. .”

Elizabeth exclaimed: "Wait a minute! When did you cross the mountains of the world? Couldn't it be the winter that just passed?"

Elf girl: "Yes, it was still the winter solstice when I went up the mountain, and most of the spring has passed by the time I go down the mountain."

Elizabeth looked at the elf's clothes up and down: "You... just wear such an exaggerated cloth robe that exposes the thighs. Can this be called a robe? It's so short! You just started to climb the mountains of the world during the winter solstice?"

The king patted Elizabeth on the shoulder: "This is an elf cloth robe, with magic on it, and her cloak, which is an elf cloak, as long as you put it on your body, you can hide it, you don't have to go close to see it." not see."

Elizabeth asked in surprise, "Is that so?"

Wang: "Actually, she still lacks an elf sword that glows when evil creatures come nearby. That is the three-piece elf adventure set."

The elf girl reminded seriously: "I am a ranger."

Wang: "Yes, you are a ranger. Okay, let's continue with your story, starting with your horse being frozen to death."

Elf girl: "My horse froze to death, so after climbing over the mountains of the world..."

Elizabeth: "Wait a minute! Why did you cross the world mountain range? What about the middle process?"

The blond girl with pointed ears hesitated for a moment and said, "Just walk every day. I was almost caught in an avalanche in the middle, but in the end I walked out of the mountains."

Xiaobai: "Aren't you going to eat?"

The elf girl took out a biscuit from a pile of pockets on her body: "I have this."

Wang: "Elf pancakes, a small piece can last a day's consumption. Usually, they are wrapped in leaves into a bag, and often one bag is enough for an ordinary human to eat for a month. This is the best in dry food, second only to the one I took before. The kind of beans that come out."

Xiaobai: "Ouch! The pancakes are starched! I hate starched ones!"

Elf girl: "No, although I don't know the production process, but this...uh, there should be only a part of starch, mainly mushrooms and vegetables."

Xiaobai: "I hate vegetables too!"

The elf girl shrugged helplessly: "Then there is no other way. What did you just say?"

Wang: "You walked out of the mountains."

"Yes, I walked out of the mountains. Because the purpose of my travels was to improve my archery skills, I kept wandering around, avoiding human cities. The only contact I had with humans was buying a batch of skinny horses from old farmers."

Wang raised his hand: "Excuse me, the horse you just rode was not thin."

Elf girl: "Because we rangers are familiar with the habits of wild animals, we have always taken them to eat fat grass."

"Understood." The mage put down his hand, "You continue."

Elf girl: "Then I went nearby and found a burning village."

Ralph became alert. "The burning village? Where is it? Can you point to it on the map?"

As he spoke, he took out the map from the nearby bookshelf, and spread it out on the table where Wang just recorded the experimental results.

The elf girl stepped forward and immediately pointed to a point on the map.

Wang praised: "As expected of a ranger, the ability to recognize maps is high."

Rangers generally also serve as guides in the team. Of course, sometimes rogues can also serve as guides, but they are not as skilled as rangers after all.

Ralph recognized the location pointed by the elf, and immediately ordered: "Yankee Village has been attacked, send cavalry to check."

After the orderly left, Ralph muttered, "The mountain blocks the smoke, so we can't see it."

Wang looked at the elves: "What happened in this village? You just said that you had the only intersection with humans."

The elf nodded: "Yes. I saw a child crying beside his dead parents. Seeing me approaching, he rushed over and said, 'You have sharp ears, you must be a fairy in legend, please help Let me punish the monsters that come up from the ground!'”

The mage carefully observed the elf's body shape, especially the pair of powerful long legs several times: "Your body shape is a bit different from that of an elf."

Elf girl: "Indeed. I think that child has never seen a real elf, nor seen it in a picture, so he regarded me as a elf. I think this should improve my archery skills, but I went underground alone. It may be a bit dangerous, so I finally chose to report to the local lord. I heard that the human lord will take revenge for the people."

Ralph smiled wryly when he heard the words: "I want to take revenge. But it is very difficult for us to just block the enemies coming up. But the mage next to him and his team are really planning to solve the problem of the cavemen. .Because they suspect that it has something to do with the crisis of annihilation."

The elf girl asked suspiciously: "So what exactly is the crisis of annihilation?"

The members of the princess team looked at each other, and finally looked at the mage together.

Wang cleared his throat and began to tell the story from the beginning of the investigation of the disappearance of stray cats and dogs.Of course, he concealed some aspects of the political struggle, after all, it really has nothing to do with the crisis of annihilation.

After hearing this, the elf girl exclaimed in surprise, "Isn't this...the opportunity I've dreamed of to practice archery?"

Flint suddenly said: "You are a ranger, but you still need to practice your archery skills? Is your current archery skills very poor?"

The elf girl didn't speak, and changed the bow and arrow into her hand with a very smooth and quick movement. The bow and arrow were shot in one go, and a feathered arrow was inserted into the wooden door frame of the door of the room with a bang.

The dwarf looked hesitantly at the quivering feather arrow: "What did you shoot?"

Wang approached Yujian.

"A fly, she shot a fly." Saying this, the mage pulled out the feathered arrow and showed what was stuck in the tip for all to see.

Dwarf: "How can you improve your archery skills?"

The elf girl replied seriously: "I can only achieve this kind of accuracy at close range, so I have developed the habit of shooting at close range. I hope that like my teacher, I can shoot orcs at a distance of 1000 meters or even farther." wolf cavalry."

Dwarf: "Why orcs?"

Xiaobai: "Why a wolf?"

Elf girl: "Because my teacher has shot this. Oh, and shooting underground creatures in the open underground of the dark region, and climbing up the Mengsk war elephant, shooting through the elephant's brain from the back of the head. "

Wang: "Your teacher has also traveled out?"

Elf girl: "Of course, elves have to travel around the world before they reach adulthood. We will visit settlements of halflings, as well as associations of druids living in the forest, and avoid large settlements of human dwarves or orcs as much as possible." .”

After a brief pause, she added: "But sometimes, we also team up with humans."

Wang: "I heard that it takes a long time for elves to make friends with humans. Elves and dwarves can be friends, but with humans, it is generally 'your grandpa used to be my friend'.

"That is to say, by the time the elves realize that the trust is friendship, human beings are already dying of old age, or have already died of old age, so the elves can only take care of their children and grandchildren to commemorate this friendship."

The elf girl thought for a while, then nodded: "I have indeed heard of such a thing."

Wang: "I also know that in a certain plane, there is a powerful elf mage who saved the world with the teammates of the team for ten years, and then she continued to travel around the world until the human warrior who was the captain died of old age. After that, she suddenly reacted.

"Then the powerful mage retraced the journey of the past, and found that the far-sighted human warriors left traces of their existence everywhere, and the journey was full of flowers sown by the warriors of the past."

Elizabeth wiped her tears and said, "Isn't this too romantic?"

Wang: "? Isn't it sad?"

Elizabeth: "Romantic! Sad, of course."

The mage scratched his head.

"In short," he said, "the situation is like this, since...how do you call it?"

He looked at the elf girl.

The elf tilted his head: "My breast name is Nini."

Wang: "Baby name? Is it a nickname for human beings? Is it inappropriate to call you this?"

The dwarf explained next to him: "When the elves are 105 years old, they will announce their official name. This name must be completely original and different from others. Some elves will use the most proud works of art they have made. The name is used as one's own name, and some people will deform the name of the person they yearn for.

"Others, in order to choose a meaningful name for themselves, will start traveling."

The elf girl stared at the dwarf: "You know elves very well."

Flint smoked his pipe. "It's all old. Too old, even for a dwarf."

Nini, an elf girl, glanced at Wang and said, "As Mr. Dwarf said, naming myself is also the purpose of my trip. I am 100 years old this year, and I will declare myself an adult in five years and give myself a name. "

Xiaobai: "I think it's good to be called Nini, it feels like I have an extra sister."

"Her legs are as tall as two of yours," teased the dwarf.

"Wait a minute!" Elf Nini said, "I haven't said I want to join you yet! Sure enough, you are a bunch of liars, trying to trick me into joining!"

Wang: "From your reaction in this paragraph, I judge that you are indeed easily deceived."

Dwarf: "Indeed, after all, a 100-year-old elf is too young, still a child."

Wang lightly poked Elizabeth's waist.

The princess understood immediately, and smiled at the elf Nini: "Why don't you fight cavemen with us for a while, don't you just worry that it's dangerous to go underground alone without someone to cover you? Maybe you will build trust after the fight is over." ?”

Nini frowned: "I didn't say that I must fight the caveman, I just came to report to the lord."

Princess: "That poor child, but please ask Mr. Goblin to avenge him. Are you going to betray that child's expectations?"

(End of this chapter)