This star just wants to learn.
Chapter 979 Sakura Man is really perverted
"It takes the experts several months to write one college entrance examination paper, but I can write six in two and a half days... Am I not better than the experts?"
Iori Yukino, who was busy doing homework, suddenly had a strange idea, and seemed to be in a state of confusion as the college entrance examination was approaching.
"It took the teacher 30 years to get to the podium, and you only need to be late once, and you are better than the teacher."
Lin Yuxi pushed her paper aside. Who can't talk nonsense and brag?
After the Spring Festival Gala ended, they did not dare to delay too long and went back to reviewing the next day. It was not because they were very self-motivated, but because they wanted to cope with the entrance exam.
For this purpose, Pu Tong specially called Ding Lingling, a senior from Peking University, to help with one-on-one study guidance...
Well, he mainly wanted to watch Xie Mu and Ding Lingling being affectionate with each other while studying.
All I can say is that gossip is human nature. In fact, the interaction between lovers is just like that. But as long as the parties involved are replaced by friends around you, the trivial matters are still very interesting.
Watching idol dramas and romance scenes is just for fun, but if you want to really fall in love, you have to look at Friend A and Friend B.
"The teacher is unhappy when I'm late, but I'm happy when the teacher is late. I'm more capable than the teacher!"
Iori Yukino was obviously tired from studying, and wanted to take advantage of the small talk to take some time off and vent her anger towards the homeroom teacher...
"The woman your father has been chasing after for years kissed you as soon as you were born. You are more awesome than your father."
Seeing that the two were on the road to illness and would never return, Pu Tong had no choice but to stop them and join the battlefield.
"Newton didn't know about gravity until he was 36, but I knew it when I was 14, so I'm better than Newton."
"Mendeleev racked his brains to design the periodic table, and I can get all of it by ordering a meal. I am more awesome than Mendeleev."
"Why did Qin Shi Huang die when I was born? Was he afraid of me or is it because the king does not see the king?"
After these words, Yu Wanwan and Xie Mu, who were used to Pu Tong's nonsense, took it for granted, but Ding Lingling, who had less contact with them, was obviously a little confused.
He can even incorporate such abstract topics into his work. Is this how Pu Tong behaves in his daily life?
After all, "Siling Zhuo Fan Shuang" is Pu Tong's number one fan, so he has a bit of a fan filter.
In Ding Lingling's mind, he was a gifted young man who perfectly matched the description of "brilliant talent" and a modest gentleman who was gentle and peaceful in his dealings with others...
I didn’t expect him to be so abstract in private?
"You are really good at blowing!"
Iori Yukino expressed her admiration. There was nothing she could do about it. Bragging really required some talent, and Pu Tong was a talented player in this area.
When they first met, he was just an ordinary tenor boy, but he dared to brag in front of these little stars, let alone now.
"It's hard to imagine that you were still winning glory for the country last night, but today you have become so abstract..."
Ding Lingling accepted it very quickly. After all, many geniuses have strange personalities, but Pu Tong has no quirks and is not abnormal, so it doesn't seem like a big deal that he's a little childish.
Well, the holy nature remains the same.
"That's nothing. Pu Tong has been abstract many times. Let me tell you..."
Iori Yukino immediately became interested and seemed to want to reveal all of Pu Tong's embarrassing stories. In this respect, she was exactly the same as her mother.
As expected, the one Ni Huiqin chose as the one who is most like her, Pu Tong's mother is just an enlarged version of Iori Yukino, just as out of tune.
However, Iori Yukino stopped talking when the words were on the tip of her tongue. When it came to exposing each other's shortcomings, she was not at an advantage, after all, she had the most embarrassing things.
"Ok?"
"Forget it, just don't let your Xie Mu and Pu Tong learn bad things."
Xie Mu, who was concentrating on doing the questions, was stunned when she heard this, and then looked at Ding Lingling in the wheelchair. She rarely socialized, and this was the first time someone made fun of her boyfriend. For a moment, her face turned slightly red, and she was a little embarrassed.
She was not shy about the incident itself, but about the inexplicable joy that welled up in her heart when she heard the words "your home".
It turns out that I would also be secretly happy about such little things... So this is how it feels to be teased. Although it is a bit embarrassing, this feeling is not bad.
She was like a little rabbit whose heart was poked, and her eyes were even evasive when she looked at Xie Mu.
Pu Tong and his friends were used to speaking mean words to each other on a daily basis, but Ding Lingling was a real lady from a noble family, so naturally she couldn't stand the teasing.
Seeing that she, who was usually indifferent, was in a state of confusion, a few people couldn't help but feel playful and started gossiping about their relationship status.
Yu Wanwan and Lin Yuxi were relatively tactful, but Iori Yukino spoke directly. She asked right away whether they had kissed, hugged, and slept together. This scared Ding Lingling so much that she quickly found a reason to call Xie Mu away.
"You're amazing! You scared the tutor away!"
"Now you know you blame me, right? Why didn't you stop me just now... Aren't you curious?"
Pu Tong and the other two were silent for a moment. You know what, they were really curious.
Xie Mu is a straight man who says "oh" every other sentence and there is no romantic atmosphere. Ding Lingling is an introverted literary girl. They really can't imagine how these two can fall in love.
"Sister Lingling is not in good health, so every time we kiss, Xie Mu squats down considerately and leans over to give her a passionate kiss."
"It's clearly a relationship between an older woman and a younger man, but the younger man is the one who takes the initiative. Just thinking about this contrast is very exciting, isn't it..."
Lin Yuxi is indeed an experienced reader of Mary Sue romance novels, and she is quite thoughtful.
"Do you still remember the basketball game in the second episode of "When You Were Young"? Xie Mu was a reckless boy at that time, but now he is following Sister Ling Ling and is steady and gentle. I don't know how he was trained to be like this."
Yu Wanwan never stops talking until she says something shocking, and with just one word of instruction she directly shifted the topic to an unspeakable level.
Pu Tong felt his scalp tingling as he listened to this. He thought he was gossipy enough, but he didn't expect that girls could be so scary when they get together.
"Do you think Xie Mu would lie on Sister Lingling's lap to rest when he's tired? It's quite heartwarming to think about it."
Yu Wanwan subconsciously regarded Ding Lingling as a normal person, so she didn't think there was anything offensive about this behavior.
She just thought of her lap pillow last night and thought this kind of interaction between lovers was normal.
Pu Tong was a little embarrassed and was about to change the subject when the phone in his pocket vibrated. It was a message from Xie Mu saying that they had forgotten to bring their umbrella.
At the beginning of the new year, it snowed for the first time in the first lunar month. Xie Mu and Ding Lingling came in the morning holding umbrellas...
Buho!
"Sitting on your lap, why don't you do something else?"
Iori Yukino was in high spirits, and had already lost track of the world. "A wheelchair is also a car. I want to see sex in a car!"
Just as she finished speaking, she saw the door opened wide, Xie Mu and Ding Lingling came back, and stood outside the door, a little stunned.
Just now, Ding Lingling was still thinking along the way, whether it was a bit inappropriate for her to leave like this, it was just a joke between friends...
Now it seems that there is nothing wrong with it.
Sakura man is really perverted.
(End of this chapter)
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