The King of Directors 2000

Chapter 396 Premiere
"Resident Evil 3 is a terrible, plotless stage show."

"Is this how Sony ruined the "Resident Evil" series? Why don't they hire some better writers."

"It's really bad, I never thought Resident Evil would turn into a show."

"The director is filming his wife, all of which are all kinds of messy showing off."

""The Hangover" is an R-rated movie, full of bad taste, not recommended to watch."

"I've heard of "The Hangover", which was written by a director who has never lived in the beautiful country and only watched a few Hollywood comedies."

"Unfortunately, 'The Hangover' is a crap movie worse than 'Resident Evil'."

"I think 'The Hangover' should be banned, they promote unhealthy ideas."

"'The Hangover' is a comedy to remember, one that will rock any audience."

"I'm a fan of The Hangover. I was lucky enough to attend a preview. It's such a wonderful movie. After it's released, I'll watch it at least three times."

On September 21st, a series of movies headed by "Resident Evil 3" were released, including Sean Penn's "Wilderness Survival" and Brad Pitt's "Assassination of the Sharpshooter", but the latter two movies were completely unrecognizable at first glance. Uncompetitive film.

In fact, Brad Pitt can be regarded as the most marketable male star in Hollywood, let alone compared with Tom Cruise.

It can't be compared with Xiao Lizi or Depp. His box office appeal is not worthy of his reputation.

After the release of "Resident Evil 3", whether it is on Rotten Tomatoes or on IMDB, the ratings are very low.

The box office in the first three days was only 400 million US dollars.

Although September is the off-season for movie viewing, with such weak competitors, "Resident Evil 3" is almost the only one, and only received more than 2000 million box office, which is obviously unqualified.

This made Sony Pictures executives very angry.

In addition, they are still arranging related media to continue blacking "The Hangover". This time, Disney did not shrink aside, but launched a counterattack, also blacking "Resident Evil 3".

Hollywood has no secrets, Disney made a move, and the premiere of "The Hangover" opened [-] halls.

You can know that Disney attaches great importance to "The Hangover".

Warner followed closely and arranged for people to tout "The Hangover".

Under such circumstances, starting at 28:[-] p.m. on September [-]th, "The Hangover" will be drawn at the [-] Hall of the Beautiful Country.

At the Huaxia Theater in Los Angeles, Disney arranged a not-so-small premiere for "The Hangover".

Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Julia Roberts, Cheng Long and others all attended the premiere.

Li Shengyao saw it, he naturally understood that this was Disney trying to win him over.

He didn't say anything in particular, but just said thank you to Warren.

……

In a movie theater on the outskirts of Los Angeles, Kristen Stewart was entering the theater with her parents.

Christine is 17 years old this year. He is about 1.6 meters tall, but his body proportions are excellent. Looking at a pair of thick-soled sneakers, he looks like a person who is more than 1.7 meters tall.

She is not bad looking, not very beautiful, but her eyes are big. When she looks to one side, she has a hesitant temperament and a different charm.

Today is Friday, tomorrow there is no class, no acting, she just happens to be at home.

Her dad suggested going to the movies together, and the family came out.

Besides the three of them, there was also her brother.

She also has two foster brothers who are in college and away from home.

Kristen's dad had suggested watching "Into the Wild" because Kristen had a role in it.

"No, I saw this movie at work and it was ugly and very dull."

Christine's father is a producer of Fox TV, and she can be regarded as an insider. She joined the circle at a very young age.

Although he is only 17 years old now, he has already acted in many movies, most of which are literary films.

"Wilderness Survival" can also be regarded as a literary film.

"So shall we watch Brad Pitt?"

Her mom is a Pitt fan.

"No, that movie is just as dull, let's watch The Hangover."

After all, Christine is an insider, and the reputation of "Survival in the Wild" and "Assassination of the Sharpshooter" has come out.

She knew exactly how good those two movies were.

As a somewhat rebellious girl, she doesn't want to watch such a movie, she wants to watch an interesting and ingenious movie.

"Sister, are you sure? This is a comedy film made by a Chinese director. I don't want to watch funny films like Jaekie again."

"Don't worry, this movie is definitely better than "Rush Hour 3"."

"you saw it?"

"No, but that's how it's spread in the circle."

Not long after, the family entered the theater, found a seat and sat down.

Kristen also bought Coke and popcorn.

Her father frowned, "Baby, you are an actor now, you shouldn't eat these fat-prone foods casually."

"I know, I just eat it occasionally."

She actually eats it often, but she is young and has a fast metabolism. Even if she eats junk food often, she will not gain weight.

Soon after, the movie theater quieted down and "The Hangover" was officially screened.

At the very beginning, there are three white men and a black man standing next to a small car. Through their dialogue, the audience can know that this black man just met the three white men.

The three white men had a good friend who was a groom-to-be, and he was going to attend the wedding soon, but now this person disappeared.

The other three white men are the eye-eyed brother wearing a cuckold, and the fat house brother-in-law, and one is a middle school teacher.

The three of them are going to find their bridegroom friend back.

This is a reverse order, the camera turns and quickly returns to the beginning of the story.

That is to say, the groom asked his fiancée for leave to play in Las Vegas.

This fiancée was played by Lively. Seeing Lively, there was a small exclamation at the scene.

Soon after, the four male protagonists got into the car and headed for Las Vegas.

Until here, everything is very normal, just like a normal drama, there is no laughing point.

The car passed by a gas station, and an old man came out with a shopping cart. The fat house brother-in-law suddenly gave a thumbs up, and then said provocatively, "Old man, do you want a fair one-on-one duel?"

When the uncle was in a daze, the car drove away.

There was a burst of laughter in the theater, and the big guys realized that this fat house brother-in-law was not a normal person.

Then the car was running on the road, and the brother-in-law of the fat house started to make troubles. He didn't seem to care about anyone, and did all kinds of disgusting things.

For example, pointing the middle finger, such as making a face, such as standing up, and then taking off the pants facing the window.

Then they came to the luxury of Las Vegas, and then quickly passed, and the crazy night passed like this.

The next morning, the fat man's brother-in-law woke up first. He got up to go to the toilet in a daze. When he came to the bathroom, he saw a big tiger.

The brother-in-law of the fat house was so frightened that it was inconvenient, so he ran out in a hurry.

He then quickly put on his clothes and woke up the others, only to find that the groom was missing, and they also found a baby who was a few months old.

The other two then went to the bathroom in disbelief, only to be scared out by the big tiger.

The three hurried out of the hotel room, and then sat down downstairs to have breakfast.

The three of them began to analyze where the bridegroom went.

This is the end of the first major episode.

The audience basically understood what was going on. It turned out that four big fools went to have fun together, and then one person disappeared, and the other three people wanted to find him.

Although there were not a lot of jokes in front of it, but thinking about the next plot, everyone thinks it's not bad, and they can continue to read. They mainly want to see if the three idiots can find the groom.

Christine's brother said: "I think we can go to the casino to see, the groom may be in the casino."

Christine curled her lips and shook her head at her brother, "How is it possible, it must not be so vulgar."

The plot continued to advance, and the three people headed by the fat house brother-in-law soon found that they had a shopping list on them, one of which was to spend in a church.

The three of them immediately prepared to go to the church to have a look. They had just left the hotel, and the hotel parking boy brought their car.

It turned out that it was not the car that the groom had borrowed from his father-in-law, but a police car.

"Wow, how could this be?"

The three of them were confused, but they didn't intend to return the police car. Instead, they drove the police car to the church first.

When they arrived at the church, they were reminded by the priest that Brother Glasses married a dancer last night.

They immediately went to the dancer, and the little baby belonged to the dancer.

They returned the little baby to the dancing girl.

The glasses brother saw the ring in the dancer's hand.

This ring was given to him by his grandmother. It is said that it was obtained from the hands of the Nazi German army and is very precious.

The fat man’s brother-in-law was at a loss, “Will you be given a ring if you get caught by the German army?”

This guy's brain circuit is obviously different from ordinary people.

The audience in the theater burst into laughter when they heard this line.

Kristen's family was laughing too.

Christine was drinking Coke just now, and almost choked upon hearing this.

As the plot progressed, the three idiots wanted to ask the dancer where the groom had gone.

At this time, a group of policemen broke into the door, and they naturally came along the police car.

So the three were taken to the police station in this way, and the two policemen in charge of the trial had some problems.

These three people were drunk and drove the wrong car, and there was no big problem.

At this time, the brother-in-law of the fat house thought of a way. It turned out that the police station was demonstrating the power of the stun gun to a group of children, and the three of them were willing to be volunteers.

So the three were brought down one by one.

Ordinary people are easily paralyzed when hit by a stun gun, and then fall to the ground.

And my brother-in-law drank too much alcohol last night, and also took eccentric drugs, so the stun gun didn't respond.

A policeman directly took out the electric shock device, and then shocked the fat house brother-in-law.

This time he was finally electrocuted.

The children, as well as the two policemen in class, laughed very happily.

The audience also enjoyed watching it.

The brother-in-law of the fat house is too cheap, he was actually provoking a little classmate who used a stun gun just now.

When Christine saw this, she forgot the high-cold image she usually maintained, and laughed.

She finds it interesting to do so.

Recently, she is either attending class or filming. Although she looks beautiful, she is actually quite tired.

And she has a relatively cold temper, and she has always been in a bad mood.

At this time, seeing this movie made her relax a lot.

The journey of the silly trio is not over yet, and the three soon got their original car, which was sent by the police.

The three of them had just stopped the car, and then heard movement in the trunk. Just as the three of them ran over expectantly, thinking that the groom was inside the trunk, an unclothed Mexican jumped out of it.

The audience was watching intently, when suddenly a naked man came out, everyone couldn't help being startled, and then couldn't help laughing.

Christine laughed along, she likes this kind of comedy, a lot of unexpected jokes.

Her brother couldn't help but said: "Didn't you say that this movie was made by a Chinese, how did he understand the jokes of our beautiful Chinese people so much?"

When Christine heard this, she shook her head and did not answer.

She couldn't figure it out either.

As an actor, she always cares about the situation in Hollywood, and she has indeed seen a lot of news that belittled "The Hangover" before.

Until recently there were some news that praised Lee Seung Yew.

As the movie continued, the idiot trio thought that the Mexican man had taken away the groom, so they agreed to make a deal with this man.

But they don't have any money, but it doesn't matter, the fat man's brother-in-law had a good bet, and he won enough money to exchange the hostages in the hands of the Mexicans.

It turned out that this person was not the groom officer, but a person with the same name and surname as the groom officer. This was a black brother.

Brother Hei told Fei Zhai that the fanatic drug sold to him was not an ordinary drug, but a super fanatic drug with very powerful medicinal effects.

They thought about it seriously, and they planned to go back to the room to look for clues. At this moment, Tyson came and asked them to send the tiger back.

The latter is the story of sending off the tiger and thinking about where the groom is going.

They finally remembered that the groom should have been moved to the top of the building by them.

So they found the dying groom on the roof of the hotel, and the four hurried back to attend the wedding.

Regarding their crazy night, they are actually flashed through memories, and there are no specific fragments.

But you can learn from the movie how crazy the four were at the time.

Christine has been laughing all the time. Although the movie is very noisy and sometimes not very humorous, there is an inexplicable sense of joy watching these foolish people messing around.

Her brother and parents were also very happy to see, and kept laughing.

"Sister, you are indeed in the entertainment industry. You know about these movies first-hand, so the media ridiculed this movie, but you didn't expect it to be so funny."

Christine chuckled, "Of course, I know all the movies."

"Then how much do you think the box office of this movie will be?"

Christine thought of Li Shengyao's words, "[-] million, I think it can be [-] million dollars."

"Wow, that's really the case, then this Huaxia director is amazing."

Christine nodded, she suddenly thought of Amanda and Lively who had acted in Lee Sheng Yew's movies, both of them had very good figures.

She glanced at the Coke and popcorn in her hand, hesitated a little, and pushed the popcorn to her brother, "This is for you to eat."

"Oh, what's the matter? Are you drunk?"

Christine rolled her eyes, "No, I want to lose weight and get a perfect body."

(End of this chapter)