I went viral when I attended my ex-girlfriend's wedding

Chapter 489 Familiar Recipes

In his opinion.

This anagram is a little more difficult than the last one.

Because it is pushed according to ordinary thinking logic.

People rarely think about that.

Don't look at the mystery.

However, the inertia of the brain in thinking about problems will inadvertently fall into a dead end and cannot get out.

how to say.

The person who made the question is quite insidious.

"It's a traditional Chinese character."

The woman stared at him for several minutes without being able to figure out the trick.

Lin Hao immediately gave a general direction.

"Traditional characters?"

Yu Lanxin was taken aback.

I have been an editor for so many years.

There was still something on her mind.

Analyze according to the clues provided by Lin Hao.

not for a moment.

I thought of the answer.

"It's Ye!"

Yu Lanxin blurted out a little excitedly.

"Yes."

Lin Hao smiled and nodded.

"I didn't even think about it, how did you find out?"

Yu Lanxin was quite curious.

Ordinary words are enough to buckle up for a long time.

And where do you think about the traditional characters?

"I didn't find it either, I just saw it somewhere else before." Lin Hao said.

"Okay, what about your poem, have you thought about it?" Yu Lanxin turned to care about him again.

"Must, it's all in here."

Lin Hao pointed to his head.

"It won't be the same strange poem as before, right?"

Yu Lanxin couldn't help laughing.

She wasn't laughing at her man.

But I think that poem is really interesting.

Suppress first and then raise.

Just listen to it once and remember it.

"If you want to hear it, I'll play another song." Lin Hao said.

"Okay."

Yu Lanxin readily agreed.

After a while.

The two came to the second checkpoint to hand in the task.

Two masters, Zhang Xinlin and Wang Xuehai, are stationed here, one on the left and one on the right.

When I saw Lin Hao.

The two did not recognize each other.

But Yu Lanxin is very familiar with it.

through simple analysis.

He was guessed in an instant.

"Brother Lin Hao is so tightly covered, is he afraid that we won't be able to recognize him?" Zhang Xinlin looked at him with a smile and asked.

"No, my throat is not very comfortable, I have a little cough."

Lin Hao immediately used the excuse his father-in-law gave him.

It seems that the literati circle is not very connected with the current entertainment circle.

Look at the expressions of the two masters.

Obviously, his identity is still in the impression of last time.

Good.

Lin Hao didn't feel like being trampled on by others at all.

Instead, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Drink more, rest more."

Zhang Xinlin first cared about him, then looked at the note with a smile and said, "Write a poem with the title 'Snow'? Considering your performance at the literary society last time, I'm afraid it's not difficult. The requirements on Master Wang's side will be higher, if the quality is not enough, we will not let you in."

It seems difficult.

But it is also a recognition of his talent.

"You two elders are bullying the younger generation."

Hear this.

Lin Hao didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"It's not bullying. We all saw your strength last time, so you must not be perfunctory." Zhang Xinlin said quickly.

"Yes."

Wang Xuehai thinks so.

Followed by a sentence.

"Ok."

Lin Hao was helpless.

Just surrender.

at this time.

The people next to him watched him talking and laughing with the two masters.

Immediately surprised.

They are all wondering who it is.

The literati who came in behind Lin Hao and Yu Lanxin were shocked.

What the hell!

Isn't this the math brother of the first level?

Start again?

No.

No matter what you say, you have to look at it.

They hurried over.

at the same time.

Lin Hao also began to recite his second poem about 'Snow'.

"One image on the river"

It's still the unremarkable first sentence.

The two judges and most of the audience had no experience at all.

On the contrary, those literati who had heard Lin Hao's first work widened their eyes.

Familiar formula.

Familiar taste.

this buddy
Is it going to start again?

"A hole in the well"

Two consecutive verses that are the same as the vernacular are not at all inferior to the Dafa of counting sheep in the first part.

Even more than that.

Zhang Xinlin and Wang Xuehai looked at each other.

Some don't understand.

And some bystanders have already laughed.

"No, what did this buddy write?"

"It's too white."

"No modifiers at all?"

"General. The hole is so far-fetched."

"Can this be called poetry? How did this person get in the first level?"

"When this kind of work is taken out, it makes people laugh out loud."

The sarcasm was muted.

But one after another.

After two simple sentences.

Many onlookers directly regarded Lin Hao as a clown.

If you could describe their thoughts in one sentence.Probably 'ashamed to be around this person' or something like that.

I hate getting any closer.

just
There are also those who hold different opinions.

For example, those who followed.

They were not amused by the first two lines of the poem.

On the contrary, I feel that those who open their mouths to comment will soon be slapped in the face.

A bunch of idiots!
They don't even know the real level of the other party, so they are so brainless.

It's just so fucking insane.

Do you think this guy is just joking?

Do not make jokes.

The opponent is very level.

Just a unique style.

What I wrote was just some strange poems.

"Yellow dogs are white, and white dogs are swollen."

as predicted.

The next two sentences come out.

The artistic conception of the whole poem is turned upside down.

Suddenly it became vivid.

Can't help but make Zhang Xinlin and Wang Xuehai's eyes shine.

It is even more successful in preventing those who are full of dust from polluting nature.

Make many people open their mouths.

But for a long time, I couldn't connect to the first half of the sentence.

"This"

"What a transformation."

"This poem is not bad."

"It's so wet, it's so wet! The first sentence is an overview and a distant view, describing the scene of the river covered by snow, and then the second sentence changed the picture and came to the well in the courtyard. The world is full of snow. Only this well is deep and dark, and the word "swollen" in the last sentence is simply a stroke of magic. It transforms static into dynamic invisibly. There is no word "snow" in the whole article, but it depicts a scene of heavy snow. penetrating."

"It's an exaggerated technique, using the contrast of fur color, first to say that the yellow dog is wearing a snow suit, which is already full of wit and wit, and then to say that the white dog looks swollen, which is even more surprising, and it is said that it is snowy. , but without the help of the later rendering of the location, the yellow dog can still be used with pen and ink, and the description is appropriate, and the poem is also particularly delicate, which is really incredible."

"Who is this guy?"

"Why are you so awesome."

The best way to deal with embarrassment.

Just act like nothing happened.

It was still mocking a second ago.

In the next second it turned into a moment.

It’s not that contemporary literati don’t have enough character.

In fact, this poem is really worthless.

The first two sentences are common.

But in the next two sentences, they all turned back.

Bigotry is okay.

It also depends on the situation.

Now this situation bites the bullet and rushes forward.

That is definitely the most wrong idea.

"Well written." Wang Xuehai said with emotion.

"This doggerel metaphor is appropriate, the scene is clear, yes, you have passed the test, hurry up and go to the back." Zhang Xinlin also nodded in satisfaction.

"it is good."

The two thanked each other again.

in an envious gaze.

Stepped into the third courtyard with Yu Lanxin.

When I didn't want to take the question, I met Father Yu and others.

It should be overtaken when enjoying the scenery.

Pretty fast.

"Why did you two come here? Dad thought you both went in."

see them.

Father Yu was surprised.

"Walking around in the yard with Lan Xin, I wasted some time." Lin Hao explained.

"That's it, just right. Xiao Hao, show me how to correct this couplet."

Father Yu opened the note and showed it to him: "You Uncle Cen and Uncle Chen haven't had any ideas for a long time."

"It's not easy to be right. Some of the tricks in it are very sophisticated, and they can't be figured out in a short time." Chen Detong said with a frown.

"That's right, it's more difficult."

Cen Renguo echoed: "Old Yu, your luck is not that bad."

"I'm done, what can I do?" Dad Yu smiled bitterly.

Lin Hao was speechless.

Look down.

I saw that the above couplet reads "the hook is for the old, the hook is for the exam, the old exam is for the children, and the children are for the old".

Good guy.

After reading it last time.

He was also a little surprised immediately.

It's a bit fucked up to bring this couplet to let people pass the customs.

Looking at all the people present.

I'm afraid there are not many who can answer it.

Ask this person.

I guess I don't plan to send anyone to the main competition.

The words 'old' and 'test'.

Similar in shape.

The strokes are the same.

The difference is that the former hooks up.

The latter is a downward hook.

Don't look at the small number of words.

It contains word analysis, thimble and repetition.

Pretty impressive.

"How is it? Xiaohao, do you have any ideas?" At this time, Father Yu asked.

"No, why are you in a hurry, let the child think about it first, just glanced at it, if there is any idea, aren't you messing around." Cen Renguo couldn't help saying.

"That's right, why is there such a rush, you think the child is a fairy, and you will have the answer at a glance." Chen Detong couldn't bear it either.

"I didn't rush either."

Father Yu hurriedly explained: "Xiaohao, think about it slowly, it's okay if you can't think of it, Dad is not in a hurry."

"It's okay, I thought of it, Dad." Lin Hao said.

"I got it?"

Father Yu was taken aback.

A bit unresponsive.

"Yes."

Lin Hao directly announced the answer: "Two people can become heaven, one person can become great, heaven is as big as human kindness, and human kindness is as big as heaven."

What he said here was too late.

After hearing this, Cen Renguo and Chen Detong gasped in unison.

Especially the former.

Writing poetry may not be professional.

But how many years have we been studying couplets?

The three of them thought together for a long time and didn't come up with the second line.

Xiao Hao answered without even taking two minutes?
He answered so neatly.

The two looked at each other.

There is incredible in the eyes.

Fortunately, they had experienced it last time at a literary exchange meeting.

This time the psychological endurance is relatively stronger.

Otherwise, it will be difficult to recover from this moment.

"Two people become heaven, one person becomes great, the sky is as big as human affection, and human affection is as great as heaven."

Father Yu repeated it again, his eyes became brighter and brighter: "That's right!"

(End of this chapter)