Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend
Chapter 115 Chapter 115: I feel like vomiting, you are a dog
Chapter 115 Chapter 115: I feel like vomiting, you are a dog
"Wait!!" Feng Tianci, who had been silent all this time, stepped forward, stood in front of Hao Bufan, and forcibly endured the blow.
"You can't do this!"
"What's wrong with Bufan! He just made a mistake that any man would make!" The man's greasy face was filled with tragedy, and some tears also poured out of the cloudy corners of his eyes.
Yes.
He thought of himself!
What's wrong with me! !He didn't even cheat on women!
"They are too much, obviously you are the legitimate heir of the Hao family!"
"Don't be afraid, Bufan, my little uncle is here, and my little uncle will protect you."
Ling Bingbing:
Hao Youzi:
Hao Minmin: Hey, what a hot eye!
Hao Bufan is just playful, but he is not really brainless.
Although these days abroad, it is either survival in the wilderness or on the way to survive in the wilderness.
But Ling Bingbing's adoptive parents did not restrict his freedom. On the contrary, they also took the initiative to let him get in touch with the outside world and asked him to report his family's safety.
When encountering a language barrier, their son, who is Ling Bingbing's so-called child bride-in-law and husband, will act as an interpreter for him.
only.
10 out of 9 translations are wrong.
He was chased and killed several times, but he was actually the one who tricked him, but unfortunately, he took him to see a lot of the world, and every time he was about to die, he would pull him back.
At once.
One must describe his feelings towards this foster husband, that is love and hate!
And what to say!Although they are all men, they are all humans in essence, and they are all visual animals.
Hao Bufan looked at Feng Tianci's grasshopper-like back, and really couldn't understand how such a person cheated so much at once?This is not handsome, not half as handsome as Ling Yan!
And
Feng Tianci is too irresponsible!
Didn't know to arrange regular physical examinations for boyfriends.
It's not like me, although I'm also bothered.
fucks too.
But he is aboveboard!Moreover, he goes for a physical examination every month, and also bought various beauty cards and physical examination cards for his girlfriends. !
It's not like Feng Tianci, who cheated and made himself sick.
It's fine if you get sick, but you still have the face to go back to their house.
"I accept Mr. Feng's wishes, but we are different." The more Hao Bufan looked at him, the more disgusted he felt. If he hadn't been framed, he would have wanted to escape to Mars overnight to stay away from this virus.
Ling Yan said that his brain is not good, if he wants to become smarter, he should play more with smart people.
Moreover, there is a magnetic field around people. If you mix with those unclean guys, then his magnetic field will become chaotic, and it is easy to be unlucky over time.
"Different?" Feng Tianci's eyes widened in disbelief, and 1 mud horses ran through his mind.
Has this guy sunburned his brain by going to Africa?
He is helping him! !
help him! !
The idiot! !
"Yeah, you're so dirty~~ don't defile me!"
"I don't like boys, even if I do~~" Hao Bufan looked at him seriously, and commented: "I don't like middle-aged greasy old men like you either."
Feng Tianci: @##¥%…
-
If you say fight, you will fight.
For the effect of the program [no], she specifically selected the most painful acupuncture points on the human body to make Hao Bufan scream like a pig.
Then, under the remote guidance of the chief, she knocked off Hao Bufan's two legs one by one.
Originally, the two above were also knocked out.
But when the chief saw her, he decided to give her face when he was happy, and changed the original five legs into only knocking on two legs + 500 million, and during his lifetime, no one surnamed Hao was allowed to step into their tribe.
Hao Bufan, who was lying on the ground and screaming: "Please let me go to me!"
Chief: "Huh?"
"I can't go either! I will definitely abide by the agreement, Chief!"The man patted his chest and promised.
The chief snorted coldly and ended the video call.
"Bingbing. Xiaofanfan's legs. Is it possible that I will not be able to stand up in this life?" Hao Youzi watched Hao Bufan being taken away, and asked Ling Bingbing in a low voice.
"Don't get me wrong, I don't think he shouldn't fight, it's just that the cost of raising a disabled person is different from raising a fool."
Ling Bingbing laughed out loud.
"Sister, don't worry, if we say lie down, let him lie down for a hundred days. After a hundred days, he will definitely be alive and kicking, without any problems."
Hao Youzi nodded: "That's fine."
The old lady also said: "Hundred days is the limit. We are adults, and we should learn to take responsibility. There is no reason to raise him from my aunt."
Seeing that Ling Bingbing even dared to fight "The Future of the Hao Family", Feng Tianci knew that what he said was useless.
He looked at Hao Youzi deeply, and after a long time, he opened his mouth and said, "Xiaozi, is there really no future between us?"
"In this way, if you feel uncomfortable, you can also cheat on a few people, okay?"
Ling Bingbing:?
Mrs. Hao:? ?
Hao Minmin:? ? ?
Hao Youzi was so angry: "What nonsense are you talking about?"
She lacks a man?
Feng Tianci said earnestly: "Since you believe in metaphysics, those who speak earnestly should know that a happy family is also very important for a big family."
"Especially at the critical moment for my brother, our divorce now will also affect the luck of the Hao family. Xiao Zi, you are such an old man, don't you understand that family affection is more important than love?"
"Although my body often wanders in this filthy world, my heart will always belong to you, and only to you."
Ling Bingbing: I feel like vomiting.
Mrs. Hao: Me too.
Hao Minmin: Me too.
Hao Youzi: "Ugh—"
Feng Tianci.
"Xiao Zi~~~~~"
"roll!!!!"
Hao Youzi couldn't bear it anymore, and directly picked up the harpoon from the side and threw him out.
"Old Wu! Ask the guard to hang a sign for me, and Feng Tianci and the dog will not be allowed in from now on!!"
Feng Tianci: #$^&%!
Old man Luo, the 'mascot' who blows the wind on the roof: "Tsk tsk, it seems that I still have some status in Haojia, and I can still enter! Hahahahahaha."
The old head Liu who is in charge of his safety: Better than a dog, is it so fun? ? ( ̄□ ̄;)
-
Hao Youzi took her daughter away after explaining to the guard.
The huge garden instantly became empty, and Feng Tianci stood there stupidly.
For a while, I didn't know where to go.
This is completely different from what he thought!
There is not a single normal person in the entire Hao family!
"It's very late. If Mr. Feng has nothing to do, he should go home early and sleep." After a long time, Wu Dagang's rough voice came from his ear again.
The familiar harpoon made Feng Tianci subconsciously take two steps back.
But he didn't realize what he imagined. This time, Wu Dagang didn't fuck him.
"You won't stop me?" Why is he so unbelievable!Feng Tianci said vigilantly.
Wu Dagang: "If you have this demand, it's not that I can't satisfy you."
"The gate is over there, please go ahead."
Feng Tianci sneered: "Are you sure you want me to go through the gate? Instead of going through the dog's hole?"
Hao Youzi should hate him to the bone, how could he miss any opportunity to torture him.
Hearing this, Wu Dagang's expression became strange.
"No. You really are a dog."
"But our house doesn't have a dog hole, why don't you dig one yourself?"
Feng Tianci: @##¥%…
(End of this chapter)
"Wait!!" Feng Tianci, who had been silent all this time, stepped forward, stood in front of Hao Bufan, and forcibly endured the blow.
"You can't do this!"
"What's wrong with Bufan! He just made a mistake that any man would make!" The man's greasy face was filled with tragedy, and some tears also poured out of the cloudy corners of his eyes.
Yes.
He thought of himself!
What's wrong with me! !He didn't even cheat on women!
"They are too much, obviously you are the legitimate heir of the Hao family!"
"Don't be afraid, Bufan, my little uncle is here, and my little uncle will protect you."
Ling Bingbing:
Hao Youzi:
Hao Minmin: Hey, what a hot eye!
Hao Bufan is just playful, but he is not really brainless.
Although these days abroad, it is either survival in the wilderness or on the way to survive in the wilderness.
But Ling Bingbing's adoptive parents did not restrict his freedom. On the contrary, they also took the initiative to let him get in touch with the outside world and asked him to report his family's safety.
When encountering a language barrier, their son, who is Ling Bingbing's so-called child bride-in-law and husband, will act as an interpreter for him.
only.
10 out of 9 translations are wrong.
He was chased and killed several times, but he was actually the one who tricked him, but unfortunately, he took him to see a lot of the world, and every time he was about to die, he would pull him back.
At once.
One must describe his feelings towards this foster husband, that is love and hate!
And what to say!Although they are all men, they are all humans in essence, and they are all visual animals.
Hao Bufan looked at Feng Tianci's grasshopper-like back, and really couldn't understand how such a person cheated so much at once?This is not handsome, not half as handsome as Ling Yan!
And
Feng Tianci is too irresponsible!
Didn't know to arrange regular physical examinations for boyfriends.
It's not like me, although I'm also bothered.
fucks too.
But he is aboveboard!Moreover, he goes for a physical examination every month, and also bought various beauty cards and physical examination cards for his girlfriends. !
It's not like Feng Tianci, who cheated and made himself sick.
It's fine if you get sick, but you still have the face to go back to their house.
"I accept Mr. Feng's wishes, but we are different." The more Hao Bufan looked at him, the more disgusted he felt. If he hadn't been framed, he would have wanted to escape to Mars overnight to stay away from this virus.
Ling Yan said that his brain is not good, if he wants to become smarter, he should play more with smart people.
Moreover, there is a magnetic field around people. If you mix with those unclean guys, then his magnetic field will become chaotic, and it is easy to be unlucky over time.
"Different?" Feng Tianci's eyes widened in disbelief, and 1 mud horses ran through his mind.
Has this guy sunburned his brain by going to Africa?
He is helping him! !
help him! !
The idiot! !
"Yeah, you're so dirty~~ don't defile me!"
"I don't like boys, even if I do~~" Hao Bufan looked at him seriously, and commented: "I don't like middle-aged greasy old men like you either."
Feng Tianci: @##¥%…
-
If you say fight, you will fight.
For the effect of the program [no], she specifically selected the most painful acupuncture points on the human body to make Hao Bufan scream like a pig.
Then, under the remote guidance of the chief, she knocked off Hao Bufan's two legs one by one.
Originally, the two above were also knocked out.
But when the chief saw her, he decided to give her face when he was happy, and changed the original five legs into only knocking on two legs + 500 million, and during his lifetime, no one surnamed Hao was allowed to step into their tribe.
Hao Bufan, who was lying on the ground and screaming: "Please let me go to me!"
Chief: "Huh?"
"I can't go either! I will definitely abide by the agreement, Chief!"The man patted his chest and promised.
The chief snorted coldly and ended the video call.
"Bingbing. Xiaofanfan's legs. Is it possible that I will not be able to stand up in this life?" Hao Youzi watched Hao Bufan being taken away, and asked Ling Bingbing in a low voice.
"Don't get me wrong, I don't think he shouldn't fight, it's just that the cost of raising a disabled person is different from raising a fool."
Ling Bingbing laughed out loud.
"Sister, don't worry, if we say lie down, let him lie down for a hundred days. After a hundred days, he will definitely be alive and kicking, without any problems."
Hao Youzi nodded: "That's fine."
The old lady also said: "Hundred days is the limit. We are adults, and we should learn to take responsibility. There is no reason to raise him from my aunt."
Seeing that Ling Bingbing even dared to fight "The Future of the Hao Family", Feng Tianci knew that what he said was useless.
He looked at Hao Youzi deeply, and after a long time, he opened his mouth and said, "Xiaozi, is there really no future between us?"
"In this way, if you feel uncomfortable, you can also cheat on a few people, okay?"
Ling Bingbing:?
Mrs. Hao:? ?
Hao Minmin:? ? ?
Hao Youzi was so angry: "What nonsense are you talking about?"
She lacks a man?
Feng Tianci said earnestly: "Since you believe in metaphysics, those who speak earnestly should know that a happy family is also very important for a big family."
"Especially at the critical moment for my brother, our divorce now will also affect the luck of the Hao family. Xiao Zi, you are such an old man, don't you understand that family affection is more important than love?"
"Although my body often wanders in this filthy world, my heart will always belong to you, and only to you."
Ling Bingbing: I feel like vomiting.
Mrs. Hao: Me too.
Hao Minmin: Me too.
Hao Youzi: "Ugh—"
Feng Tianci.
"Xiao Zi~~~~~"
"roll!!!!"
Hao Youzi couldn't bear it anymore, and directly picked up the harpoon from the side and threw him out.
"Old Wu! Ask the guard to hang a sign for me, and Feng Tianci and the dog will not be allowed in from now on!!"
Feng Tianci: #$^&%!
Old man Luo, the 'mascot' who blows the wind on the roof: "Tsk tsk, it seems that I still have some status in Haojia, and I can still enter! Hahahahahaha."
The old head Liu who is in charge of his safety: Better than a dog, is it so fun? ? ( ̄□ ̄;)
-
Hao Youzi took her daughter away after explaining to the guard.
The huge garden instantly became empty, and Feng Tianci stood there stupidly.
For a while, I didn't know where to go.
This is completely different from what he thought!
There is not a single normal person in the entire Hao family!
"It's very late. If Mr. Feng has nothing to do, he should go home early and sleep." After a long time, Wu Dagang's rough voice came from his ear again.
The familiar harpoon made Feng Tianci subconsciously take two steps back.
But he didn't realize what he imagined. This time, Wu Dagang didn't fuck him.
"You won't stop me?" Why is he so unbelievable!Feng Tianci said vigilantly.
Wu Dagang: "If you have this demand, it's not that I can't satisfy you."
"The gate is over there, please go ahead."
Feng Tianci sneered: "Are you sure you want me to go through the gate? Instead of going through the dog's hole?"
Hao Youzi should hate him to the bone, how could he miss any opportunity to torture him.
Hearing this, Wu Dagang's expression became strange.
"No. You really are a dog."
"But our house doesn't have a dog hole, why don't you dig one yourself?"
Feng Tianci: @##¥%…
(End of this chapter)
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