Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

wow-

boom--

The old and the young fell into the water at the same time, breaking the silent night again.

Mr. Hao is a good angle.

The old man got down by rubbing the edge of his eldest nephew's floating bed.

The pool is 2 meters deep, and the buoyancy is used to buffer the force of his fall at this height. Except for his clothes being soaked, the old man did not suffer any injuries.

but--

The eldest nephew is different.

His leg hadn't been beaten for more than 24 hours, and when he jumped under the water, it split again.

"Grandma. You have to decide for me, grandma."

"This old man is too wicked, he even hit my leg." When the old lady came, Hao Bufan started howling.

The old man Luo was not happy when he heard it: "What does it matter to me? I was eating melons in the air and eating well, but someone got them down for no reason. I still think your rope is not good enough."

Madam Hao:
"Okay, how old are you, why are you crying?"

"I'm in pain~~ Bingbing, I'm in so much pain~~" Seeing Ling Bingbing coming down, Hao Youqian immediately pursed his lips, looked at her with tears in his eyes, and his voice was still clamped.

How to say.
Just... if everyone acted like a baby, even boys would be very helpful.

but.
A black guy with a bandage on his body and a bald head.

This feeling
Alas!
"Stop screaming, I'll show you!" Without saying a word, Ling Bingbing inserted two needles from his body into someone's acupuncture points.

She didn't want to be here for another second.

but.
The rope suddenly loosened, and there was no other gap.

Obviously, it was her lovely husband who did it.

What can be done?My husband can only hurt himself.

After relieving the pain of Bufan's eldest nephew, she knocked on the plaster again, and bandaged and fixed him for the second time.

Seeing that it was already 11 o'clock in the evening, the old lady felt sorry for her and didn't want her to stay up late, but Ling Bingbing refused.

The position she hits is quite special, if you want pain without leaving hidden dangers, then you must fix it when it is fixed. It's not that she doesn't trust the doctors of the Hao family, it's just that their sect has some secrets that are inconvenient to show to others.

But in the eyes of Mr. Hao and Hao Bufan, it has another meaning.

Hao Bufan: *.. ()*..Bingbing is really my favorite.

Hao Youqian: Oh, woman.

You said you didn't care, but you still worried about him?
After tossing around, it was already 12:[-] in the evening when he was sent back to the ward.

During this time, Ling Bingbing didn't notice any trace of Mr. Hao's activities.

But at this point, some foreign countries have just opened their markets, so it is normal for him to become the liver emperor.

As a result, she went upstairs, and as soon as she opened the door, she was stunned by the scene inside the door.

The computer is on.

But the interface shown above is not the K-shaped line of the stock, nor is it a file.

But
A bunch of circles.

There is also a sheep in the middle of the circle.

This sheep is not an ordinary sheep, it is a green sheep with six horns on its head.

At once.
Outrageous!

Outrageously ugly!

Looking at the jade bed next to it.

Her pillow was moved to the corners, and the quilt was gone, leaving only a piece of Chuhe Hanjie pushed out with a towel.

Mr. Hao didn't even need to say anything, Ling Bingbing automatically created an image of a boudoir and resentful woman in his mind.

"What are you doing? Don't tell me you're jealous again."

"You still draw circles and curse me? Be careful, I'm called a maintenance person and send your body away."

Mr. Hao who is shutting himself in the corner:? ? ?

Mr. Hao sat back in front of the computer angrily, and the keyboard was knocked out of sparks.

[I'm not jealous! 】

Ling Bingbing looked at him curiously, and pointed to the green circle on the computer next to him: "Then what are you? Performance art? The theme of the expression is that you want to return to nature?"

"It's not too bad. Now, unless there are ethnic groups with special customs, we all practice cremation at other times."

Hao Yougan:! (╬￣dish￣)convex

【Burn me to death so you can make room for your ex-boyfriend? 】

The more Mr. Hao thought about it, the angrier he became.

If he really can't wake up, Ling Bingbing will inherit his family property, marry his nephew, and live in his room.Give birth in his room.

ah ah ah-

It's better to be with Hao Youzi!no.

"Pfft——" Ling Bingbing couldn't help laughing out, "Are you crazy and you're jealous of him."

Hao Youqian:? ?
if not?
Eat someone else's?
Mr. Hao didn't want to talk, he felt that he couldn't talk any more now, the more he talked, the more he felt like a love brain.

Fingers crackled and twitched on the keyboard for a long time, and finally there was only a huge question mark left.

Ling Bingbing couldn't quite understand his anger.

But it is the first time for everyone to be a human being and fall in love for the first time.

It's normal to have misunderstandings or mistakes.

"Although I don't understand why you want to be jealous of him, I think I still need to explain."

Mr. Hao slowly typed a colon on the screen.

Ling Bingbing: Laugh to death.

Clearing her throat, she said with a smile: "First of all, he is not as handsome as you. You are not as good-looking as you. This is an objective fact."

Mr. Hao: Yes.
"Secondly, no matter how hard he tries, he will never surpass you~~"

Mr. Hao: Exactly! ╮(～▽～)╭

"Then, the second time he fell into the water actually has something to do with you, right? Isn't my seeing a doctor just to help you clean up the mess?"

"In the end... I don't know, you listened to what he said. But I think, fuck, you have to have confidence in yourself. I have been with him for four years, nothing happened, and I never even held hands. , but I want to play with you after marrying you."

"So. You are irreplaceable!"

Mr. Hao: Yes, um, no!

play! !
【I'm not fun! ! ! 】He angrily typed a bunch of exclamation points on the keyboard.

He is a handsome seven-foot man, and he is not a toy.

Ling Bingbing: "But you are very funny and cute!!"

Mr. Hao's face became a little hot.
cute?

Can boys be called cute too?

[Coco you don't even take me to meet your family. 】

【But he.】

[And you paid a lot of money to find a teacher for him. 】

Miss Ling, who had just answered the question quickly, suddenly fell silent after seeing these three lines.

This.
It's not easy to say.

Mr. Hao's original hanging heart has been let go.

But watching his little wife suddenly become silent again.

The heart that let go rises again.

So. She was fooling herself just now?

Sure enough, the more beautiful a woman is, the more she can deceive people. (oД`o)ノ

Just when Mr. Hao wanted to tell her that he could actually compete fairly with Hao Bufan, Ling Bingbing spoke up.

"Actually, you are meeting my family right now."

"And it's a sincere meeting. There is no more direct way to meet you than you."

Hao Youqian:? ? ?

Hao Yougan:! !
See you sincerely? ? ?

Is that what he understood! ! !

[What do you mean by that? 】