Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

Chapter 160 Chapter 160: Cute pig, so cute
"Of course you can watch~Of course, if you want to give me points, I don't mind." Ling Bingbing smiled.

Xiao Chenchen: "Do you want to eat before going?"

"puff--"

Hao Youqian:? ?
What.

Could it be that you can't eat after seeing him?
Xiao Chenchen: "Don't misunderstand me, I don't mean anything else, I just think you live in the basement? If you are cooking, will the smoke be difficult to photograph?"

"Why don't we go down after eating here, what do you think?"

Ling Bingbing thought about her room. Although the show crew didn't do it on purpose, the decoration was really quite decent.

"Okay, thank you for your hard work, sister."

Xiao Chenchen: "It's not hard, do you have any taboos? If there are no taboos, how about we have braised pork ribs at noon? I think the ribs are quite fresh, and I make spicy dishes!"

Xiao Chenchen said, and after she finished speaking, she stuck out her tongue in embarrassment: "But I haven't done it for a long time, I don't know if the level of that year is still there."

"It's definitely there! I believe in my sister." Ling Bingbing immediately turned into Kua Kua Dang, cutting out afterimages of Xiao Chenchen's Kua cutting vegetables.

"My sister is amazing! Such thin silk!"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"

"Oh! It's delicious! I want to eat three bowls today!"

Ling Bingbing's compliments and Xiao Chenchen's gentle yet slightly proud laughter echoed throughout the kitchen.

【Ah, although they are all home-cooked dishes, they feel delicious for no reason. What's the matter? 】

【Yes, yes. Just looking at it whets the appetite. 】

[Woooooo, girls are the cutest. I've been cooking for more than 20 years, and my husband hasn't praised me a few times. 】

[Could it be that you made it unpalatable? 】

[Oh, then he can gain 60 catties?Still eating for 20 years? 】

【.】

Seeing the harmonious barrage, Qin Di went to sleep in peace.

Yes.

He also has a lunch break.

This is probably the most relaxing variety show he has filmed.

The female guests are all a bit stalking.

Even those without stalks can create joy for everyone.

such as
Wang Changshuai, who was going to deliver the courier, chose the cheapest means of transportation—a pig because he was too stingy.

Yes.

The program team gave him a pig.

The pig was also introduced, saying that it was the smartest pig in the entire Great Barren Mountain.

This pig is indeed smart, it knows the way.

But because he is too smart, he not only knows the way, but also detours.Even play dead.

As long as you don't give him food, he will lie down after walking a few steps.

Otherwise, he deliberately jumped into that kind of muddy puddle. Before he reached the bottom of the mountain, Wang Changshuai's clothes were already covered in mud.

Before he stood on the ground to catch his breath, the pig came over twisting its buttocks, raised its front legs first, and shook it gracefully. Before shaking off, he took the initiative to stick to Wang Changshuai and rubbed against his clothes. rub~~
After rubbing its four hooves, it circled around Changshuai Wang, and then stopped in front of him, shaking its little tail.

Changshuai Wang:! !
In the next second, Wang Changshuai's chest was also occupied by mud spots.

Convex! !
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Dahuangshan Middle School.

The get out of class bell rang three times, but Song Yu still sat in the chair without moving a step.

He never dreamed that in his lifetime, he would not even be a primary school student.

He even didn't expect that he, a college student who graduated from a prestigious university, could not understand the physics problems in junior high school.

Who is he, where is he, where did he come from, and where is he going?

Why on earth did he want to eat like crazy and come to be a supplementary teacher in this school.

"Brother Song, don't you want to eat? The food in the cafeteria is okay, it's a big pot with meat."

"Although it can't compare with the sea cucumber and abalone at the bottom of your mountain, the taste and hygiene are all right."

In a daze, a head poked out from the outside, talking to him with a smile.

Seeing that Song Yu was still holding the book, Da Mu scratched his head and tentatively said: "I haven't figured it out yet, let's forget it, anyway, I didn't plan that you would really do it."

Song Yu:! ! !
Yes.

He will not! !

He doesn't even know the first grade questions! !

"And..." Damu saw that his temples were bulging when he stared at him, so he stopped talking immediately.

"And what? Why didn't you say it?" Song Yu gritted his teeth.

He's mad at him! !
Thinking that everything this morning was still being broadcast live, he wanted to die even more.

No, how could such an outstanding person like him die?The whole show should be rewound.

He will never compete with Xiao Chenchen for the teacher's job!
He would rather go to deliver food!
"And in a hungry state, people's blood supply is insufficient, and they are more likely to faint."

"And skipping meals doesn't improve IQ either."

"Of course, I didn't mean that you have a low IQ. Don't get me wrong."

Song Yu: @##￥%…

After finishing speaking, Da Mu shrugged his shoulders, and added: "After all, in this world, it is not the one who lives longer than the one who is stronger."

"I'm getting older, but there are many people who don't understand the math problems in the book, so don't feel guilty."

Song Yu:! ! !
Oki: "Don't blame yourself!"

Song Yu:? ?

it or something.
He blamed himself a P!He wants to kill himself!
Yes.

The person in front of him is one of his students today,

It's called Damu.

Damu is 15 this year and is in the first grade of junior high school.

At first hearing about this age and grade, Song Yu thought that this school was full of children whose families had no money to go to school.

This kind of 15-year-old who only entered the first grade of junior high school must be the kind of stupid existence.

Whether it can keep up or not is a problem.

But who knew, as soon as he entered the door, this man was already holding homework.

Still sorted out, a total of 10 questions.

He looked through the homework and exercise booklets issued by their school. They should be made of environmentally friendly paper. The paper is very, very torn and smells like ink.

He took the question, coughed confidently, and was about to start pretending—[No], he started to talk about the question.

but.
For the first question, he picked up the draft paper.

For the second question, he calculated it twice on the draft paper.

The third question is worth half of it.
Fourth way.
Good guy, he read the question three times and didn't understand what it meant.

The fifth question, the sixth question, he simply can't! ! !
These questions are obviously not high numbers, but he just can't understand the meaning of the questioner.

He has even never seen the formulas used in some questions.

But Mr. Song Yu didn't panic at first, he thought, maybe the program crew or the Hao family deliberately tripped him up and wanted to punish him.

So he calmly asked Damu to go back to his seat first, and explain the ten questions to him together after clarifying his thoughts.

After Damu sat down, he stood up and began to look around the whole classroom consciously.

And randomly picked up a few students' homework, wanting to see what other people's homework looks like.

It's also good to dismantle the program group.

After all, it is better to pretend to be a person alone, but a group of people
And then.
He discovered that the class he was leading was indeed a junior high school student, but the textbooks used here were not outside textbooks, but the special edition written by Dahuangsun!

He can't understand not only mathematics, but also physics and chemistry! ! !

The only thing that can be understood is language.

But there is a new question about Chinese, and no one asks him!

So, he can only sit back where he came from.

He thought that as long as he didn't move, the children in the village who were begging for life would wink and not bother him.

And then.
He will be able to spend the morning safely and resign in the afternoon.

Whoever loves to earn this money will earn it! !

But he never thought that these students just couldn't understand his face.

Especially this big wood, not only mathematics, but also chemistry, geography, and politics.

It's like a million whys! ! !

(End of this chapter)