Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend
Chapter 164 164: He's still alive, still alive
Xiao Chenchen felt a chill rising from her forehead, her whole head seemed to be frozen: "Coffin?"
Ling Bingbing nodded: "Yes."
Xiao Chenchen: "No. This. This is too much. Bingbing, are you embarrassed to tell the program crew? I'll tell you. Some jokes are not for fun, how can you put a real coffin in the room of the guests. "
Xiao Chenchen said, turned around and was about to leave.
Ling Bingbing hurriedly stopped her: "Sister, it wasn't from the show crew, I brought it myself."
Xiao Chenchen:? ? ?
Xiao Chenchen suspected that he was hallucinating.
"What did you say?"
Ling Bingbing spread her hands: "The coffin is my own, it has nothing to do with the program crew."
Xiao Chenchen: "You didn't wait, let me take it easy."
Xiao Chenchen was so shocked that he was incoherent.
Ling Bingbing tapped lightly on the coffin lid, and immediately, the coffin lid automatically slid to the other side, and a glowing green light bloomed in front of Xiao Chenchen's eyes.
"Ah!!" Although Xiao Chenchen was courageous, she was startled by the sudden green light. If it wasn't for Ling Bingbing's support, she would have tripped herself to the ground.
"This this."
The melon-eaters in their live broadcast room were also quite frightened.
【OMG!What is this! 】
[Is it a special effect!Why is there green in the coffin? 】
[Wipe, wipe! 】
[Mommy, coax the devils and ghosts to step back. 】
【.】
At this moment, Ling Bingbing was no different from the decoration, and a voice also appeared in Fanli.
QQ: "Teacher Ling, can the next scene really be broadcast? Isn't it restricted?"
Ling Bingbing pressed her ears: "Yes, no problem."
"That's right. If you want to take a screenshot, you'd better hurry up. Just for you to take a look."
[? ? ?What did this woman say? 】
[Screenshot?Laugh to death, is it not good to live? 】
[Who wants to see the dead!I don't watch]
【So. This is really Mr. Hao? 】
[I don't know if it is likely to be fake, if he really dares to carry her husband's body out, the Hao family will have to divorce her tomorrow]
[Yes, I don't believe it either. 】
【.】
"So... is it your husband lying here?"
"And why is this coffin so big?"
She didn't take a closer look just now, but after a closer look, she realized that the coffin was two meters wide.Even after deducting the wooden board, there should be 1 meters inside, which is enough for two people to lie down.
"Bingbing. You won't just sleep here at night, will you?" Xiao Chenchen asked the aspirations of the majority of netizens.
Ling Bingbing nodded: "Yes, I'm used to sleeping on this bed, and it's beautiful."
"However, I don't recommend you to imitate it casually. Firstly, not everyone's physique can withstand the cold. Secondly, the jade itself, which is relatively easy to edema, is expensive, let alone made into such a big bed."
"Not to mention spending money, it's easy to buy fake glue injections. By then, you won't be sick, and you might get out of bed. Your face will be swollen from sleeping."
Xiao Chenchen: "."
While talking, Ling Bingbing waved to the camera teacher standing behind them.
"Teacher, our husband is shy, so he can only shoot for 1 second."
The camera teacher nodded and said that it is okay not to shoot.
Ling Bingbing couldn't help it: "Shooting, how can I not shoot! If I don't shoot, the outside world will always say that my husband died, and some people say that my husband is ugly and a bad old man."
"Although from the wife's point of view, I don't want you to cheat on my husband's face, but those bad remarks should not be added to him."
Hearing this, Mr. Hao, who was always by the side, squeezed her palm: [I don't care. 】
He never relied on his face for food.
Although he fooled his wife with his face!
In front of the camera, Ling Bingbing didn't give him any reply, but just nodded to the cameraman.
The camera took a deep breath, adjusted the camera, and walked towards them tremblingly.
Seeing him swaying as he walked, it was obvious that he had filled up many unknown things in his mind.
Ling Bingbing simply took the camera in his hand and took pictures by himself.
So in the next second, everyone felt what a beauty crit is! !
On the jade bed, a handsome man was sleeping peacefully.His outline is like a work of art sculpted by time, every inch is so perfect and harmonious.There is a trace of natural arrogance hidden between his brows, and his long eyelashes gently cover his closed eyes, as if they are guarding a secret dream.
His skin is like fine porcelain, with a hint of pink in the white, in stark contrast to the rich brocade on the jade bed.
The delicate silk robe he was wearing was close to his slender body, slightly undulating with his steady breathing, showing his elegant figure lines.Around the jade bed, the lit incense slowly drifted away, and the air was filled with peace and serenity.
【Ah ah ah! 】
【Ah ah ah! 】
[I want this man's information in 3 minutes. 】
[Husband, wake up, it's getting dark, it's time to go home, husband. 】
【What are you yelling about upstairs?This is obviously my husband. 】
[You all go, this is mine!mine! 】
【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 】
[That's right, isn't it just for VIP?I'll charge you level 12. 】
[+1, I rush 10086]
[Downstairs laughed to death, I am different, I don't charge money, I will give you my life, husband! 】
【.】
The live broadcast room was full of people calling for their husbands, and Ling Bingbing heard the exclamation of the live director.
But no matter how they shouted, Ling Bingbing didn't point the camera at the bed again.
her!It's hers!Just don't let people see it casually.
Of course, Xiao Chenchen can watch it.
From her angle, she could see the man's face clearly.
But now she regretted that she could see clearly.
There is no harm without comparison.
Seeing this, she suddenly felt that her husband was so ugly!
"Mr. Hao matches you very well!" Xiao Chenchen said sincerely: "Speak sincerely. If you have children in the future, they will be very beautiful."
Ling Bingbing smiled and said, "I hope."
She has nothing against having children.
but not now.
Xiao Chenchen: "Yes, yes, you have to wake up first, Mr. Hao. I really don't know what those people on the Internet who say Mr. Hao is ugly think. If he is still ugly, then there are not many handsome men in this world."
Ling Bingbing nodded.
Opening the coffin and helping Mr. Hao change the medicine, she pulled Xiao Chenchen to sit beside her.
The program team may also feel that this room is too hellish, and they are afraid of being sprayed to death by netizens. Therefore, although the style of this house is weird, the home appliances are indeed the most complete in all the rooms, even computers.
Ling Bingbing threw the material package into the coffin, and then covered it with a breathable cover.
Yes, someone has to work, otherwise what to eat.
Then she herself turned on the projector, and dragged Xiao Chenchen to watch the show together.
Xiao Chenchen hadn't enjoyed private time for a long time. Seeing this, she couldn't help being fascinated, not to mention that Ling Bingbing herself is a very companionable person. Gradually, she has forgotten everything about her husband.
What is husband?
Can I eat it? (end of this chapter)
Ling Bingbing nodded: "Yes."
Xiao Chenchen: "No. This. This is too much. Bingbing, are you embarrassed to tell the program crew? I'll tell you. Some jokes are not for fun, how can you put a real coffin in the room of the guests. "
Xiao Chenchen said, turned around and was about to leave.
Ling Bingbing hurriedly stopped her: "Sister, it wasn't from the show crew, I brought it myself."
Xiao Chenchen:? ? ?
Xiao Chenchen suspected that he was hallucinating.
"What did you say?"
Ling Bingbing spread her hands: "The coffin is my own, it has nothing to do with the program crew."
Xiao Chenchen: "You didn't wait, let me take it easy."
Xiao Chenchen was so shocked that he was incoherent.
Ling Bingbing tapped lightly on the coffin lid, and immediately, the coffin lid automatically slid to the other side, and a glowing green light bloomed in front of Xiao Chenchen's eyes.
"Ah!!" Although Xiao Chenchen was courageous, she was startled by the sudden green light. If it wasn't for Ling Bingbing's support, she would have tripped herself to the ground.
"This this."
The melon-eaters in their live broadcast room were also quite frightened.
【OMG!What is this! 】
[Is it a special effect!Why is there green in the coffin? 】
[Wipe, wipe! 】
[Mommy, coax the devils and ghosts to step back. 】
【.】
At this moment, Ling Bingbing was no different from the decoration, and a voice also appeared in Fanli.
QQ: "Teacher Ling, can the next scene really be broadcast? Isn't it restricted?"
Ling Bingbing pressed her ears: "Yes, no problem."
"That's right. If you want to take a screenshot, you'd better hurry up. Just for you to take a look."
[? ? ?What did this woman say? 】
[Screenshot?Laugh to death, is it not good to live? 】
[Who wants to see the dead!I don't watch]
【So. This is really Mr. Hao? 】
[I don't know if it is likely to be fake, if he really dares to carry her husband's body out, the Hao family will have to divorce her tomorrow]
[Yes, I don't believe it either. 】
【.】
"So... is it your husband lying here?"
"And why is this coffin so big?"
She didn't take a closer look just now, but after a closer look, she realized that the coffin was two meters wide.Even after deducting the wooden board, there should be 1 meters inside, which is enough for two people to lie down.
"Bingbing. You won't just sleep here at night, will you?" Xiao Chenchen asked the aspirations of the majority of netizens.
Ling Bingbing nodded: "Yes, I'm used to sleeping on this bed, and it's beautiful."
"However, I don't recommend you to imitate it casually. Firstly, not everyone's physique can withstand the cold. Secondly, the jade itself, which is relatively easy to edema, is expensive, let alone made into such a big bed."
"Not to mention spending money, it's easy to buy fake glue injections. By then, you won't be sick, and you might get out of bed. Your face will be swollen from sleeping."
Xiao Chenchen: "."
While talking, Ling Bingbing waved to the camera teacher standing behind them.
"Teacher, our husband is shy, so he can only shoot for 1 second."
The camera teacher nodded and said that it is okay not to shoot.
Ling Bingbing couldn't help it: "Shooting, how can I not shoot! If I don't shoot, the outside world will always say that my husband died, and some people say that my husband is ugly and a bad old man."
"Although from the wife's point of view, I don't want you to cheat on my husband's face, but those bad remarks should not be added to him."
Hearing this, Mr. Hao, who was always by the side, squeezed her palm: [I don't care. 】
He never relied on his face for food.
Although he fooled his wife with his face!
In front of the camera, Ling Bingbing didn't give him any reply, but just nodded to the cameraman.
The camera took a deep breath, adjusted the camera, and walked towards them tremblingly.
Seeing him swaying as he walked, it was obvious that he had filled up many unknown things in his mind.
Ling Bingbing simply took the camera in his hand and took pictures by himself.
So in the next second, everyone felt what a beauty crit is! !
On the jade bed, a handsome man was sleeping peacefully.His outline is like a work of art sculpted by time, every inch is so perfect and harmonious.There is a trace of natural arrogance hidden between his brows, and his long eyelashes gently cover his closed eyes, as if they are guarding a secret dream.
His skin is like fine porcelain, with a hint of pink in the white, in stark contrast to the rich brocade on the jade bed.
The delicate silk robe he was wearing was close to his slender body, slightly undulating with his steady breathing, showing his elegant figure lines.Around the jade bed, the lit incense slowly drifted away, and the air was filled with peace and serenity.
【Ah ah ah! 】
【Ah ah ah! 】
[I want this man's information in 3 minutes. 】
[Husband, wake up, it's getting dark, it's time to go home, husband. 】
【What are you yelling about upstairs?This is obviously my husband. 】
[You all go, this is mine!mine! 】
【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 】
[That's right, isn't it just for VIP?I'll charge you level 12. 】
[+1, I rush 10086]
[Downstairs laughed to death, I am different, I don't charge money, I will give you my life, husband! 】
【.】
The live broadcast room was full of people calling for their husbands, and Ling Bingbing heard the exclamation of the live director.
But no matter how they shouted, Ling Bingbing didn't point the camera at the bed again.
her!It's hers!Just don't let people see it casually.
Of course, Xiao Chenchen can watch it.
From her angle, she could see the man's face clearly.
But now she regretted that she could see clearly.
There is no harm without comparison.
Seeing this, she suddenly felt that her husband was so ugly!
"Mr. Hao matches you very well!" Xiao Chenchen said sincerely: "Speak sincerely. If you have children in the future, they will be very beautiful."
Ling Bingbing smiled and said, "I hope."
She has nothing against having children.
but not now.
Xiao Chenchen: "Yes, yes, you have to wake up first, Mr. Hao. I really don't know what those people on the Internet who say Mr. Hao is ugly think. If he is still ugly, then there are not many handsome men in this world."
Ling Bingbing nodded.
Opening the coffin and helping Mr. Hao change the medicine, she pulled Xiao Chenchen to sit beside her.
The program team may also feel that this room is too hellish, and they are afraid of being sprayed to death by netizens. Therefore, although the style of this house is weird, the home appliances are indeed the most complete in all the rooms, even computers.
Ling Bingbing threw the material package into the coffin, and then covered it with a breathable cover.
Yes, someone has to work, otherwise what to eat.
Then she herself turned on the projector, and dragged Xiao Chenchen to watch the show together.
Xiao Chenchen hadn't enjoyed private time for a long time. Seeing this, she couldn't help being fascinated, not to mention that Ling Bingbing herself is a very companionable person. Gradually, she has forgotten everything about her husband.
What is husband?
Can I eat it? (end of this chapter)
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