Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

"It's not impossible."

Ten seconds later, Ling Yan spoke suddenly, directly extinguishing someone's escape plan.

"Is this inappropriate?"

"Teacher, don't you have a cleanliness? This list is also new, it's not good to get it dirty by me." Hao Bufan tried to struggle.

Ling Yan looked at him amusedly, folded his arms and leaned to one side.

"Xiao Pingfan~~ Did you forget that when I was in country F, I stayed in the jungle for a week to save you, and I couldn't find a place to take a bath."

"I" Hao Bufan.

"And it's not that I don't want to take a bath, nor that I don't want to take the time to wash you. It's that your girlfriend used all the water in our entire Taoist temple in the afternoon."

"As you can see, there are only three people in this Taoist temple, and two of them are children. Although Ah Guang is good, he went down the mountain to pick it up twice, but the water is only enough for drinking and not enough for bathing."

"!!" Hao Bufan was stunned.

He really didn't know about it!
If he knew, even if he didn't sleep, he would go down with the bucket and bring up two buckets.

"Teacher, I'm sorry, I must pick all the water tomorrow."

"What does it have to do with you? You didn't run out of water." Ling Yan said lazily, then got up and locked the door.

After thinking about it, I drew the curtains.

He was used to wantonness, and he didn't care about the gossip in this world for a long time.

but his apprentice
Hey, finding a cute kid is cute and fun, but it's really troublesome to take care of.

It would be great if he wasn't so obedient, he just made it into a specimen, how convenient it would be to carry it with him.

"But she's my girlfriend" If he didn't break up for a day, he would have to pay for some things Bai Linlang did.

"It's your girlfriend, but it's not your mother." Ling Yan said disapprovingly.

Glancing at his watch, it was already 12 o'clock, so he took off his coat.

"Teacher!! You."

"Why did you take off your coat?"

In fact, Ling Yan also had clothes inside.

but.
how to say
That is, the clothes inside and the Taoist robe outside are simply two extremes, one is extremely loose and loose, and the other is extremely close-fitting.

Close to the body. He can even clearly count how many abdominal muscles he has and the direction of the abdominal muscles.
At once.
Much better than my body.

Not only did Hao Bufan feel inferior.

Ling Yan looked at him amusedly as he buried his head in the quilt like An Quail, but left a gap, wanting to tease him, but at this moment his cell phone rang.

Seeing the incoming call, he took his mobile phone and went out.

Seeing him go out, Hao Bufan didn't dare to get out of the quilt immediately.

Instead, waited for a while.

However, he didn't take the opportunity to run away.
The main reason was that he couldn't run away, he had been stuffed under the quilt, his legs were on the bed and his shoes were two meters away.

he.
He could only hug the pillow, look at the closed door, and wait.

He planned to lie down immediately when the door rang, and began to pretend to be asleep.

As long as you fall asleep, maybe the embarrassment will disappear directly.

but wait wait
After waiting for half an hour, no one came back.

He was also really sleepy. Before he knew it, he fell asleep.

-

Hao Bufan was awakened by the heat.

He thought he had accidentally covered both quilts.

But when he opened his eyes, he saw a quilt.

Just wondering, a voice sounded from above his head.

"woke up?"

The man's deep voice was hoarse, darker than usual, but more sexy.

"Old teacher"

"You, you, you. When did you come back?"

Ling Yan looked at him amusedly: "What? Don't you welcome me back this time?"

"No"

"I just saw you go out for a long time last night and didn't come back. I thought you wouldn't come back at night."

"No way." The smile on Ling Yan's face deepened a bit, his narrow peach eyes were shining with infinite water, blinking and blinking, Hao Bufan's heart trembled accordingly.

"I didn't intend to come back."

"But thinking of you being alone, I was afraid that you would be afraid, so I came back."

Ling Yan was not lying on the bed, and the quilt that belonged to him was neatly folded.

He even changed his clothes.

It's not a Taoist robe, but a suit, as if to attend a multinational conference at any time.

"I am not a child."

"I dare to sleep if the master doesn't come back."

Hao Bufan covered half of his face with the quilt and whispered.

Ling Yan raised his eyebrows, and slowly unbuttoned his cuffs.

"Then explain to me, what's going on?"

Hao Bufan was taken aback: "What?"

He looked in the direction of the man's finger, and saw a bright red five-fingerprint on the man's white wrist.

It is not typed.

Just press it out.

Seeing that he was still confused, Ling Yan stretched out his hand and took his finger, sticking it to his wrist.

Hao Bufan's right hand perfectly matched the shape on his wrist.

Hao Bufan:! !
"My teacher, me." Hao Bufan was dumbfounded.

"Maybe. It's a coincidence. It's true that you didn't do it." Ling Yan said intentionally.

Hao Bufan is even more ashamed
"It's not a coincidence. It's me. I'm sorry." Hao Bufan subconsciously said again.

The next second, there was a chuckle above his head.

"Teacher, are you laughing at me?" Hao Bufan raised his head, with a light layer of water vapor in his eyes.

Ling Yan didn't speak, picked up the washcloth from the side, and gently wiped his face.

"I'm not laughing at you, I think you're funny."

Hao Bufan became even more furious, and the hair on his head stood up: "I'm not fun! I'm not fun at all."

Ling Yan nodded cooperatively: "Yes, yes, you are not fun at all."

Hao Bufan: "."

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"I don't care about you anymore!"

As he talked, he kept silent, no matter how someone teased him, he would not make a sound.

Ling Yan didn't force him either. After helping him change his clothes, he put him on the wheelchair and pushed him outside.

Before Hao Bufan could react, he locked the door with lightning speed.

Hao Bufan? ? ?
Hearing the sound of the door, Hao Bufan realized that he was locked outside.

He subconsciously wanted to speak, but at this moment, a voice came from the door first: "A voice came out first. I just agreed to ignore me, at least stick to it all morning, and let the teacher sleep. "

Hao Bufan:!

"old."

Ling Yan: "Don't be old, call me old. Even though I am still magnificent, I will be called old by you."

Hao Bufan:
Hao Bufan wanted to refute, but
The teacher's face value. It seems that only my uncle can beat it.

Just as he was in a daze, he heard Bai Linlang calling him.

Looking back, he was so scared that he almost fell out of the wheelchair.

"Linlang, your face."

Bai Linlang thought he meant that he didn't wash his face, so he seldom waved his hands casually: "Did you say my face is dirty? I thought he meant that I didn't wash my face. I didn't want to, but in that room There's no restroom."

"No. You." It was difficult for Hao Bufan to describe what kind of face this face was.

He found that when he met his girlfriend recently, his Chinese vocabulary became more and more impoverished.

"What's wrong with me?"

"Brother Bufan, what do you want to say? Wait a minute, I'll put on some makeup first, and then we'll go check in. I, ahhhhhh!"

Everyone: .
In a corner of Dahuang Village, Damu rubbed his sore and swollen eyes and said in a daze, "Is the school's horn broken again? Why is it crowing with a screaming chicken?"

-

Yes.

There was something wrong with Bai Linlang's face.

If yesterday her face looked like a female star with a filter on, she was fair and smooth, although it was strange, there was no trace of blemish.

So today, it’s like the p-picture failed, the filter was removed by itself, and only the original picture is still the version of the aunt without makeup.

Bulky nose, big thick lips, copper bell eyes.

At once.
Hao Bufan wouldn't have dared to recognize him if he wasn't absolutely familiar with it.

When she called, the whole village was called again.

It must be said that someone poisoned her, so she became ugly.

But the cameras are right there, and they can be checked 24 hours a day.

No one has touched her at all, let alone given her plastic surgery.

"Why don't you go put on some makeup?"

"I have cosmetics with me."

It was the two girls who spoke first.

They were kind, but to Bai Linlang's ears, it meant something else.

They are laughing at her!

Calling her ugly! !
"No need!! I look better than you without makeup.

Qin Mengmeng:
At this moment, Xiao Chenchen and Ling Bingbing also came back.

This night, Xiao Chenchen slept very well, exuding a relaxed and comfortable feeling.

But Ling Bingbing is.
Although Mr. Hao's body didn't go with him, his soul was always there!
He still eats girls' jealousy!

After Xiao Chenchen fell asleep, he insisted on taking Ling Bingbing to go fishing.

He didn't have to pull, he just told her that she could sleep alone first when he went to help her fish.

If he was an entity, Ling Bingbing agreed without the slightest hesitation, but he is not!

Most of the fishing this night was done by old men. If they were scared and fell into the lake, it would be really wicked.

Therefore, she had to accompany Mr. Hao to fish for another half an hour, which was not counted. After fishing, Mr. Hao would take her to see the stars again.

Then he told her that just now, he bought her a star.

Hao Youqian: [Madam, the beautiful sister can only chat with you and watch the stars in the sky with you, but I am different. Not only can I watch the stars with you for my husband, but I can also buy a star for you as a husband. 】

Ling Bingbing was shocked.

She also has money, but she still can't do it if she just buys a star when she has nothing to do.

"Okay, I'm very touched, but I have a little doubt. I wonder if you can explain it to me, sir."

Hao Youqian: [Of course. 】

Mr. Hao is very curious, there are things that his wife doesn't know! !

"As far as I know, you don't seem to have your mobile phone with you when you go out."

Hao Youqian: [Huh? 】

"Then your body is at home, sealed in a coffin, and there is no mobile phone next to it."

Hao Youqian: [0, 0 so what? 】

Ling Bingbing: "So, do you want to tell me, whose money did you pay for the stars!!"

Hao Youqian: [.I. Mine is yours, yours]

Then, Mr. Hao came back by plane
Yes.

The kind of sitting on an airplane!

She didn't sleep well at first, and she was so ugly. Hearing Bai Linlang still beeping there, Ling Bingbing walked over directly, picked up the phone and tapped her face a few times.

"Yeah, you are the most beautiful, I will help you post on Weibo right now."