Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

It is impossible to cheat a corpse.

He is not dead!

After being half-dead by Hao Youzi's anger, Mr. Hao, who wanted to find his sister to settle the score with grief and anger, was surprised to find that he could lift both hands.

But this lifting does not mean being able to move freely, but only going straight up and down.

Coupled with his crooked head, he doesn't even need to act as a zombie now--mainly act in his true colors!
But before his zombie dream started, it ended in bed.

Looking at the bandages on her husband's waist, Ling Bingbing was worried that he would break his arms, so he directly fixed his limbs and neck on the jade bed.

Not to mention, the bandage matches the man's pale face~~
An indescribable atmosphere filled the room instantly.

After thinking about it, she pinched his chin, bent down and bit his lips lightly.

"Canary, if you flutter around again, I'm going to break your wings, okay?"

Hao Yougan:!

Hao Youqian's body became hot again.

The souls in the air began to feel a little unstable.

Little Wife, has the script been changed recently?
Are you going to completely imprison the domineering president and love to write thoroughly?
This.
Will he cooperate or resist?
In addition to being shy, Mr. Hao was faintly excited.

【Er. If you break your wings, it won't be beautiful】

Ling Bingbing was amused by him, but there was a stern look on his face, and he raised his eyebrows: "Oh? What do you mean?"

"unwilling?"

【No. I mean you can use other methods】

Ling Bingbing: "Huh?"

(⊙_⊙)?
Hao Youqian spun several times in the air, then bent down and gently wrote a few words in her palm—【like buying a birdcage or something】

[The coffin is really a bit gloomy. 】

【Perhaps. You can use gold to make me a cage? 】

Ling Bingbing:! !
(,, #Д) Ling Bingbing was stunned.

Mr. Hao is still continuing to CUP himself.

[If you don't like gold, you can use jade. I still have a lot of jade in my warehouse, enough for you to make a cage]

[Or, how about a few more chains? 】

Ling Bingbing:
Should I say or not
This car is driving farther and farther!

but
She really has a little heart! ! (﹃)
After being beaten violently and beaten up again, Hao Youzi took out her mobile phone and shook the two of them on WeChat.

It was an employee from her shop who came.

The two handsome pots, not only handsome, but also Lianjiazi, directly stripped Song Tianci, and after checking that there were no wounds on his body, they changed him into new clothes, which made the man feel angry and want to laugh.

The clothes on the boat, he stared at Hao Youzi fiercely: "You wait for me! I will come back!"

This time he miscalculated and didn't bring a woman who can fight, next time heh
Hao Youzi had just finished the video with Bingbing, and she was in a good mood, so she nodded perfunctorily when she heard the words: "Okay, okay, okay, remember to bring money next time."

Feng Tianci:? ? ?

Feng Tianci: "Didn't I just charge for the money? You want money for beating me?"

"What kind of black shop are you! Believe it or not, I will call the police!"

Hao Youzi tilted his head and looked at him with the eyes of a fool: "Brother, my mother opened a second-hand shop, and all you wear are luxury goods, okay? This is the third floor of the high-end house, and your body is worth millions!"

Feng Tianci:? ? ?

Feng Tianci looked down at his clothes in disbelief.
This is not a suit!Not even a LOGO.

Hao Youzi sneered: "Why, you don't think it's expensive if you haven't found a brand? I'm afraid you don't know what handmade customization is?"

Feng Tianci: "How could I not know."

he.
Feng Tianci couldn't help but think of the time when she was just married, because Hao Youzi was born as a young lady and was a VVIP customer of major brands, some new models of brands were not available in the store, and would be delivered directly to her home.

Seeing that price, his mother was so angry that her blood pressure went up.

He said that he had never seen such a prodigal woman in his life.

He asked her to discuss with her and asked her to buy less. She was very unhappy at the time, but after that, except for some special occasions when he was going to attend, Hao Youzi basically never bought expensive high-end products.

Even if she bought it, it was only for him and his mother, and she herself wore some simple, no-brand clothes.

He always thought that he had successfully domesticated, but now it seems
"before you"

Hao Youzi directly and generously admitted: "That's right, it's exactly what you think. The ones I bought later on are all handmade and customized. What do you look at? It didn't cost you money. My brother bought them for me."

"Oh no, my current clothes are all bought by our family Bingbing!"

"Bingbing's vision is much better than my brother's. You men are all old-fashioned. If you show your back, you will be soaked in a pigsty."

"Hmph~~ My younger sister is still cute." Thinking that Ling Bingbing invited her to have dinner at night, Hao Youzi immediately waved to Feng Tianci.

"Okay, let's go quickly, you've finished picking out your girlfriend, and I've been waiting for you outside for a long time."

Feng Tianci:
"You, you, you are so kind and ruthless!" Feng Tianci felt like he was going to explode.

After co-authoring for so many years, the fool is himself?
Thanks to him often bragging with people outside, my wife doesn’t like to spend money after getting married, and she doesn’t buy high-end products anymore.
Think of the way those people look at you.
Feng Tianci's eyes turned black.

What he didn't expect was that the girlfriend who was waiting outside was chatting with a man, and she gave him everything.

Feng Tianci:? ?
He's not dead yet! ! !
For a while, Feng Tianci couldn't tell whether it was his ex-wife who was annoying or his girlfriend who was worse.

Ignoring the nonsense with Hao Youzi, he stepped on his shoes and rushed down, and then saw the man took his things, and got into the car happily.

And his girlfriend was not angry when she saw him.

"Uncle Feng, have you come down? What's for dinner? I invite you." Huanhuan asked happily.

Feng Tianci narrowed his eyes and stared at her with a sullen face: "Are you asking me?"

"Who were you talking to just now? Why did you give her everything I gave you? Did you forget who you are, huh? He Huan!!" Feng Tianci became more and more angry as he spoke, and finally almost gnashed his teeth.

He Huan tilted his head and looked at him in confusion: "What is my identity? Am I not your hired girlfriend?"

"As for things. Uncle Feng, have you forgotten that you asked me to sign the contract? During the duration of the relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend, you can't get pregnant and don't see your parents. I can't unilaterally tell people that you are my boyfriend, but Similarly, I have the right to handle whatever you send me."

"So you gave the things I gave you to the little boy? Are you shameless? It is clearly stated in the contract that if you betray Lao Tzu during the duration of your relationship with me, you will have to pay back everything in double."

He Huan: "Yes."

Feng Tianci: "Then you."

He Huan looked at him confusedly: "There are several other buyers that a certain fish meet, do you want to be jealous together?"

Feng Tianci:? ? ?