Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

Hao Bufan:? ?
Looking at the computer that restarted by itself again, Hao Bufan couldn't help but swear: "Convex(艹盘哉)!"

"Huh? I'm so excited, I just let you sleep." On the other end of the phone, Ling Yan heard the movement and asked softly.

He seemed to be at the airport or the station, the background sound was very noisy, but the man's voice was more enchanting and special, as if someone was fiddled with a feather in his ear.

Hao Bufan picked up the tea mug and drank half a cup, and then replied: "Sleep, sleep, it's the last step of the file, the computer restarted suddenly, I don't know if the data is lost."

"My computer?" Ling Yan's smile faded.

"Yeah." He said, in fact, even if he really couldn't find it, he would only lose a few minutes of operation, but if the teacher's computer is damaged, then
"Maybe it's poisoning, don't do it, sleep first, I'll help you remotely tomorrow."

"It shouldn't be bad if I can do it myself." Hao Bufan resisted.

Before Ling Yan could speak again, he said quickly, "Master, you always tell me to take care of my body, why don't you take care of yourself?"

"I'll wake up tomorrow, it should be late at night over there, right?"

"It doesn't make sense that you can stay up late and I can't."

As he read in pieces, some syllables were directly swallowed by the electric current. Although Ling Yan couldn't see him, the image of a little dumpling whimpering and acting like a baby naturally appeared in his mind.

He patiently listened to the young man on the other end of the phone telling him about the various disadvantages of staying up late.

From hair loss, the skin will get worse, and I talked about it later, and it even mentioned that it will affect the birth of a child.

A lesson from heaven and earth, he could not conceive at all.

"Fanfan." He muffled a laugh and whispered his name.

The word Qianqian made Hao Bufan's ears feel numb.

"You, what did you just call me?"

Hao Bufan shouted again clearly: "Fanfan."

"Old teacher" Hao Bufan stuttered.

"Are you angry? I also seemed to be a little long-winded just now."

puff--

Ling Yan laughed more frequently.

The suppressed laughter is like the fine and dense spring rain, gently hitting the window of people's hearts.

"Teacher!" The voice of the man who was uncomfortable laughing all over his body was raised.

Ling Yan hummed and sighed: "I'm not angry, I just didn't expect us Fanfan to be so caring about people. Don't worry, I won't stay up all night. As for children. As a teacher, I will never have children in this life."

Hao Bufan:! !
"How come. Teacher, you are a genius doctor. You."

Ling Yan sighed: "What's wrong with the genius doctor? There are terminal illnesses in this world."

"Go to sleep, I don't like children myself, so don't think too much."

Hao Bufan: "Okay, actually DINK is also pretty good, as long as Shi Niang is also a DINK family in the future."

Ling Yan was about to hang up the phone, but when he heard this sentence, he couldn't help but add another sentence: "Why does it have to be Shi Niang?"

Hao Bufan: "Huh?"

"Go to sleep, dear."

After speaking, the phone was disconnected.

It was late at night, and the Taoist temple was extremely quiet.

The temperature on the mountain was low, and the phone he had been holding for half an hour quickly lost its heat.

But the blood in Hao Bufan's body was still screaming.

Running, as if fighting.

It doesn't have to be a teacher's wife?
That.
Does the master like men?

But what kind of man can be worthy of him?

Hao Youqian frowned as he watched his eldest nephew crawling around on the bed like a caterpillar.

How on earth was he brought up when he was a child, and no matter how he slept, he didn't look like he was sleeping!

But thinking that this guy would not sleep with him in the future, Mr. Hao restrained himself from beating him, locked the door for him, and left.

This child is really worrying, don't you know that good-looking boys are also very dangerous these days?
After leaving Hao Bufan's place, Hao Youqian went back and glanced at his watch. He had been squatting with his eldest nephew for so long, but it was only half an hour past, and it was not yet 12 o'clock.

He forced himself to work overtime for another hour. Hearing the steady breathing in the next room, Mr. Hao went out again.

Although Xiao Chenchen became friends with his wife because he likes his wife.

But Song Yu was also wrong!

If he hadn't provoked Xiao Chenchen, Xiao Chenchen wouldn't have come suddenly.

Since Xiao Chenchen 'slept' his wife, then he...
Just go and make Song Yu unable to sleep! !
In other words, being a soul is also very happy. It takes 20 minutes to walk from their hut to Song Yu's hut, but he flew directly down, and it took less than 3 minutes.

Song Yu hasn't slept yet!

To be precise, I want to sleep and can't sleep!

One phone call after another, and now his scalp is numb.

It's okay for his mother to call his son, but even his seven aunts and eight aunts called him.

The most nonsensical one said that he wanted to come to Los Angeles to see a doctor, so he asked him to arrange it, saying that he didn't know how to book tickets, and asked him to help book tickets.

Not
If you don't know how to book tickets, then don't come, come and die!
Song Yu almost couldn't hold back his curse.

And the courier will also give it to him, and let him come out to sign for any delivery.

Their driver also asked for leave
He is really going crazy!

He didn't know there were so many people in their family before!

I don't even know how they got here.

Until his daughter told him that there is a business called call forwarding
If it wasn't for the need to set the alarm on the phone, he would have wanted to turn it off! !

After all kinds of tossing, it was already 1 o'clock when he lay down on the bed.

In the evening, he ate a steamed bun and a bottle of water, and vomited a lot. Now he is so hungry that his eyes are full of stars.

In a daze, he remembered the meat in the refrigerator.

There is a kitchen at home, he can't cook anything else, but steaks and so on
Thinking like this, Song Yuyou got up from the bed.

Hao Youqian was thinking about how to make him insomnia, when he saw him move, he simply got into the refrigerator.

He planned that as soon as Song Yu opened the refrigerator door, he would control the meat inside and scare him to death.

When people panic, they will definitely suffer from insomnia.

Song Yu him.
Song Yu stretched out his hand and opened the refrigerator door, saw the meat inside and saw
As if bewitched by someone, he held onto the refrigerator door with one hand and froze in place.

When Hao Youqian saw him, he poked half of the pig's head hanging beside it with his hand.

Yes.

There was only half of it, and the other half was burned by the program group.

The pig's head began to shake under his movements, and Song Yu's eyeballs also shook.

【Scared?Why not call it? ] Mr. Hao is a little strange.

Is he not working hard enough?He thought for a while, and simply reached out and pushed the pig's head out.

Plop - half of the pig's head fell to the ground and hit Song Yu's foot.

Song Yu was startled for a moment, then lowered his head, and then raised his head again.

Hao Youqian saw that he was still looking at the refrigerator, so he got so playful that he took his head off~~
Yes.

This is also his latest unlocked skill, especially when he is forced to sit on the roof of the car, and he no longer has to worry about losing his head.

"Why? Have you never seen Master Ben?"

"Your pig's head fell off." Hao Youqian couldn't help complaining, and he was amused after he finished speaking. His words were really unnecessary, how could Song Yu hear it.

he.
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Ghost, ghost, ghost!!"

"It's not my head, it's yours! It's all yours!" Song Yu bent down and picked up the pig's head, and hurriedly stuffed it into the refrigerator.