Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

"Here, here is our picnic spot."

After walking for another 5 minutes, the director stopped and looked at the guests staggering behind him, feeling very disgusted.

That's it?

That's it?

How far did this go?

It's not as good as their camera brother's physical strength!
"How is it? Is the environment very good? We have also set up the tent. As long as the competition is over, we can move in."

"Check in?" Song Yu's eyelids twitched.

"That's right, isn't this worrying that you don't have the energy to go back? The tents here are free, and there are fish in the river. If you want to fish, you can go down and fish yourself." After the director finished speaking, he sat down on the deck chair beside him. up.

Oh no, lie down.

Song Yu stared at her for a few seconds, then looked around.

This is the halfway up the Dahuang Mountain, and the whole is in the shape of a basin.

In the middle is the lake.

It is still a freshwater lake, you can drink it directly.

Next to it are lush woods and some cottages.

Yes, this is also where the villagers live, for example, a certain villager he least wants to see—Da Mu.

Big Wood got out from the other end of the forest, holding a rabbit in his hand.

The rabbit was bitten by something, and half of its neck was broken. It was bloody and looked particularly bloody.

Bai Linlang only glanced at it, and then exclaimed.

"Oh my god, the rabbit is so cute, why do you want to treat it so cruelly?"

"Of course, I didn't mean that you can't eat it. Even a rabbit has dignity. Can't you let it die without pain?"

She originally wanted to say how could a rabbit be so cute that she could eat a rabbit, but then she thought that this trick of showing off cuteness on the Internet has been ridiculed, so she changed it again.

Hearing this, Damu froze in place at first, and then his big eyes kept zooming in, first in shock, then in surprise, and finally in deep suspicion.

"Little brother, why are you looking at me like that? I didn't let you eat it." Bai Linlang took a step back and said delicately.

Oki nodded, then shook his head again.

Bai Linlang:?

Oki: "I don't want to eat now."

Bai Linlang was stunned for a moment, then covered her mouth with her hand: "That."

"If you don't eat it, then..."

Give it to her too!

Spicy rabbit head, braised rabbit legs! (￣ ii￣;) Thinking about it, the saliva is about to come down.

she is so hungry
I'm starving.

Just one egg in the morning.

Damu threw the rabbit directly into the basket behind him.

"Originally, I planned to make it at noon and bring it to you for additional food, but I drank too much green tea and I can't eat any more. I'm going to take a lunch break. Miss Bai can do whatever she wants."

After speaking, he ran away.

Bai Linlang didn't react at first.
Until Damu added another sentence: "Old and old green, it is really extraordinary."

Bai Linlang: ^&%!$#&%
"Tug-of-war here? Are you crazy!" Zhang Pingping, who saw the tug-of-war venue in the distance, exclaimed.

Everyone turned their heads in unison, and saw a 5-meter-long rope lying across a ditch.

There are wild lotus flowers on the ditch, a large area of ​​white, white and red, which still looks very pleasing to the eye.

but.
The lotus flower emerges from the mud without being stained, so the bottom of the flower is naturally.
Not to mention, on the other side of the pond, there is no flat land, but a piece of land with nothing planted.

The land seemed to have just been turned over by someone, and it was full of potholes and washed over by water. Zhang Pingping picked up a stone and threw it over, and half of the half-sized stone got stuck on it.

"This...isn't it appropriate? Director, are you kidding me?"

"That's right, even if it's a tug of war in the water, it's much better than under these conditions."

Not only Zhang Pingping and Wang Changshuai were not happy, but Song Yu, who hadn't spoken much all the way, also started to protest.

He already has a cleanliness.

I used to not even take out the garbage at home.

As a result, he is now asked to tug of war in this place, in case he falls into the ditch
He would rather die!
Besieged by everyone, the director was not in a hurry, and smiled very calmly: "Do you still remember the contract you signed? If you confirm to participate in our variety show, you must obey the rules of our variety show."

"This time, the water here is not deep, and it won't have any effect on your body. Even if you can't swim, I haven't heard that an adult can drown in a pool half a meter deep."

"As for the land next to it. This land was originally used to grow food. Do you think the food is dirty? Or do you think that the farmer uncle is inherently inferior to you?"

Isn't it just a hat~~
Who will not!
Humph~~╭(╯^╰)╮

The editor-director sister always had a smile on her face, but her words were so convincing that no one could refute them.

Especially here, most of them have to rely on fans to eat.

No matter how much he agrees with these words in his heart, he will deny them on the face.

Bai Linlang glanced at Hao Bufan who was sitting aside.

Inexplicably jealous.

The Hao family's genes are really good, obviously they have been tossing and tossing for a long time, and their clothes are wet with sweat, but Hao Bufan still has a natural nobility.

As if he wasn't born to belong here.

"But director, you said in the morning that I will do all the work for my good brother today."

"It's nothing more than other tasks. How can I be two in one body in this tug-of-war, or else? Send me another person."

"Otherwise I don't need to pull it out, and I will lose."

She doesn't want to eat bugs! !
The director glanced at Hao Bufan, and then at the cameramen behind him.

Before he could open his mouth, he saw the four camera brothers take a step back in unison.

The director turned his head and spread his hands at Bai Lin: "You see, they are not happy."

Bai Linlang was so angry that her molars started to hurt again.

"That's not fair."

Choreographer: "So you can choose not to be on his team."

Bai Linlang:? ?
Crowd: ? ?

The editor and director smiled and said: "Anyway, the three on one side didn't say that if they must be a couple, they can be assigned however you want."

Bai Linlang: This.
Song Yu's gloomy eyeballs rolled quickly.

Wang Changshuai did not speak, staring at the mud on the other side in a daze.

What Bai Wuchang said last night popped up in his mind involuntarily.

He has to do good.
Let him donate money, he is not willing to part with it.

Go volunteer. He can't stand those old men and women in nursing homes who can't speak clearly.

so.
What if he helps the cripple win the tug-of-war?

Just when Bai Linlang was hesitant about what to say to make it appear that she hadn't deliberately left Hao Bufan behind, Hao Bufan slid in front of her on his own initiative.

"Lin Lang, I know you are afraid of bugs, you don't have to be with me, go to the other side of the river."

Hao Bufan said, and took out a pack of tissues from his pocket and handed it to her.

"Wipe the rope to see if there are any barbs on it, don't hurt your hands." After Hao Bufan said this, he was a little dazed.

He actually took the initiative to care about others.

This should.
It's what the teacher said was mature. (end of this chapter)