Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

Chapter 208 208: What can I do?One-click hosting

Bai Linlang wanted to die.

But not willing.

So she decided to pretend to be dizzy~~
Having been in the entertainment industry for so many years, what he is best at is pretending to be dizzy and crying scenes.

She forced herself to pick up the spoon and shoveled a large spoonful of dragon lice. When she was a few centimeters away from her mouth, she suddenly let out an ah, and was about to close her eyes, when a current suddenly passed through her mind. She shook her hand, and the worms in the spoon landed on her clothes.

Coincidentally, one of them slipped in along her neck.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Bai Linlang was blown up.

Under the instruction of the director, several camera brothers have been watching her all the time, and naturally captured a bug falling into her clothes.

Immediately you look at me, I look at you, the expression is very strange.

Bai Linlang collapsed.

If she just wanted to pretend to be dizzy, then she was really so angry that she was going to faint now.

She was molested by a bug! !
Ahhh, still such an ugly bug.

she.
Zila - Zila -

Her brainwaves that had just tripped were resumed by a current.

Yes, I didn't get dizzy again, and I woke up after being electrocuted.

Touching Ma Ma's head, Bai Linlang stood there for a few seconds before rushing into the bathroom.

She finally calmed down after taking off her clothes and stepping on the floor.

Bai Linlang snarled at Mr. Rabbit in his head: 【Are you sick?What do I do when I have nothing to do? 】

Bai Linlang: 【Are you a success system or a leakage system?Call me once, call me twice. 】

Never thought that the Mr. Rabbit in her mind was more irritable than her.

【idiot!If it weren't for Lao Tzu, you would be finished tonight! 】

Bai Linlang: "What?"

[On the entire mountain, the mentors in the Taoist temple know medical skills. Do you think that if you faint, will they carry you into the temple?Especially if your boyfriend still lives there. 】

Bai Linlang: "Coco."

The corner of Bai Linlang's mouth hurt anxiously: "But...but I really can't eat those bugs."

Bai Linlang: "Didn't you say that you can do anything? You should think of a way."

【Think of ways to?What can I do? 】

Bai Linlang: "I don't care, I don't want to eat bugs, I'd rather be ugly."

【? ? ? 】

【@##￥%...&】

Mr. Rabbit was so annoyed that she also made garbled characters in his mind.

Bai Linlang: "If you don't listen, you don't listen."

【.】

For the first time, he regretted that when he was looking for a host, he should have found a smart one.

Although the smart one is easy to ask him later.

But find someone stupid.
He might die in the later stage.

No, this is his last chance, he no longer has the ability to restart this riddled world.

【If you really don't want to eat, entrust your body to me and I will eat for you. 】

Bai Linlang: "Trust? How? You won't return it to me, will you?"

【.Do you want to look in the mirror first? You look like this, why should I come? 】

Bai Linlang was not angry when she heard the words, but suddenly felt relieved.

Bai Linlang: "How? How long will you use it? No, even if I entrust my body to you, wouldn't I be the one who eats bugs?"

【But you can't feel it, and you can eat other things in my space】

Bai Linlang suddenly became serious: "Your space? Where is it?"

【Close your eyes, relax, and follow me】

Bai Linlang spoke an obscure language, a bit like Arabic, a bit like Egyptian.

In fact, she can't understand it either!It's just that it's so complicated, it's so convoluted, and the CD is so long. If I fight with someone, I'm afraid I'll be killed if I can't finish reciting the spell.

【you shut up! !Don't think about it, follow me quickly. 】

Bai Linlang: (ˇˇ) What are you urging, urging your life? It's because you made this formula too complicated. If it were simpler, I would have finished reciting it a long time ago.

【.】

Mr. Rabbit didn't want to talk anymore.

After spending a long time, he finally tricked Bai Linlang into finishing the incantation.

Immediately, Bai Linlang felt that she became lighter, and then the world was spinning, as if being shrunk down by someone all of a sudden, she suddenly found that those familiar things became very large.

She looked down at herself, and she was not missing any arms or legs.

How is this going?

she.
【You are in my space, and I am in your head. It is difficult for me to explain to you what kind of technology this is. You just need to know that you are the heroine of destiny, and I will not harm you. 】

Bai Linlang nodded: "It's okay if you hurt me, anyway, I'm the heroine. Even if it's a heroine who abuses a novel, it will end well in the end. Anyone who offends me will die."

【.】

【you're right. 】

"Lin Lang? Are you okay?" Mu Di heard a knock on the door, it was Sun Honghong.

Hearing the movement, 'Bai Linlang' who was resting with his eyes closed opened his eyes, pulled the corners of his lips, and responded with a smile: "I'm fine, thank you Hong Hong for your concern."

"I'm changing clothes and I'm going out soon."

Sun Honghong didn't doubt that she was there, so she also smiled and said, "It's fine, you don't even know, your fiancé is worried."

"Yeah. Brother Bufan is all right." Mr. Rabbit replied.

He almost succeeded several times because of Hao Bufan.

If Hao Youqian didn't have such a stupid eldest nephew, he might not be able to win.

After tidying up his clothes, Mr. Rabbit went out.

He didn't know Bai Linlang's special skill - shed tears in a second, and when he was about to walk to the table, he first reached out and rubbed his eyes.

Then he bowed to everyone: "I'm sorry, I did something for him just now, which scared everyone. I will apologize to everyone here."

She bowed without warning, and even made a 90-degree bow. Not only Hao Bufan didn't expect it, but the melon-eating crowd of the program group were also stunned. A camera almost dropped the camera.

"It's okay, it's normal for girls to be afraid of bugs."

"That's it."

"Lin Lang, don't blame yourself."

After growing up with a few men, you comforted her with every word I said.

'Bai Linlang' smiled shyly at everyone, and then sat back at the table.

During her absence just now, neither of the two losers moved their chopsticks, saying that they were waiting for her.

The abacus can be heard thousands of meters away.

Unfortunately, I miscalculated.

'Bai Linlang' actually came back again, and she didn't make a fuss. Although her face was wrinkled into a bitter gourd, she ate all the bugs!
and eat fast
It is the kind of speed visible to the naked eye.

After a while, she ate almost one-third of each plate.

"Miss Baibai. I respect you for being a man." Changshuai Wang was dumbfounded and gave her a thumbs up.

'Bai Linlang' shook his head lightly, and from the corner of his eye, he secretly glanced at Hao Bufan who was not far away.

"I just want Brother Bufan not to feel bad. Brother Bufan, you won't dislike me for eating bugs, right?"

After being named, Hao Bufan woke up like a dream, and said softly, "How could that be?"

Dirty but not dirty
It just feels like a girlfriend is possessed by an evil spirit.

(End of this chapter)