Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

Chapter 220 Chapter 220: Don’t be afraid, brother, Xiaohong loves you
Song Yu's head was dizzy, and his face was burned hot again.He realized that he might have really annoyed the mysterious female ghost.

"Are you really looking for death when you talk like this?" the female ghost said coldly, her body gradually became transparent, as if she was really about to disappear into the dark night.

"I really saw it in the refrigerator." Song Yu quickly explained, trying not to let the female ghost misunderstand him further.

The female ghost frowned, and the anger in her eyes slowly faded, "You mean you have Hao Youqian's soul in your refrigerator?"

Song Yu nodded, "Last night, when I opened the refrigerator to get food, I suddenly saw the soul of a man. Although it was very illusory, I can confirm that it was him.

"And when I stuffed the pig's head back, he threw the pig's head out for me."

female ghost? ? ?

Female ghost: "Pig head?"

Song Yu nodded frantically: "It's true, most of it is a pig's head. I went to the Taoist temple to ask for a spell tonight and burned the pig's head."

Female Ghost: .
The female ghost's eyebrows twitched wildly: "Could it be the only Taoist temple on the mountain that you went to?"

Song Yu nodded again and again: "Yes, how do you know?"

Thinking of something, he quickly flattered: "Ma'am, you really have boundless magic power."

Female Ghost: .
The female ghost's unnatural eyes floated upwards.

"and then?"

Song Yu shook his head: "Then there will be no more."

"I fainted from fright last night, and when I woke up, he was gone."

"How about... If it's convenient for you, help me go to his room to take some photos later?"

Female ghost: "Taking pictures? You also said that you have a crush on him and you will never let him go even in a vegetable state. Let me take private photos for you."

Song Yu:.
Song Yu: "No. Why do I have to have a crush on him in order to ask for his photo?"

Couldn't he just get the evidence and go to the good old lady to say that his son was abused by a scumbag!

Song Yu had 1 mud horses running wildly in his heart, but he didn't dare to explain to the ghost in front of him.

He finally found out that this female ghost is just like his mother, with a very violent temper and very explosive!

"You're right."

"But in my memory, if you don't do it kindly, you are a pervert." The female ghost tilted her head and said.

Song Yu:.
Song Yu: "So can you help me?"

Female ghost: "Yes, but I can't walk anymore."

Song Yu: "Then I will carry you?"

The female ghost giggled: "Are you sure? I'm a ghost~~"

Song Yu: "I'm not afraid!"

"Row!"

The female ghost lay on top of him.

In fact, Song Yu's doing so was also a bit of a test.

After all, he was an atheist before this.

Moreover, when the woman said she would help him look up information just now, she was too perfunctory.

Once you open your eyes and close them, you're there.

Who are you fooling!

But when he really bent down, he realized that he was sloppy.

The moment her two hands were wrapped around his neck, Song Yu only felt a chill on his back. Although the female ghost had almost no weight, the coldness coming from his bones was enough to make him feel a chill down his spine.

The night wind blew and the fallen leaves scattered. The female ghost seemed to enjoy this experience very much. Her long hair fluttered on Song Yu's face, with an indescribable fragrance, and a strange temperature in the cold.

Along the road, the two shuttled through the quiet night. Song Yu tried his best to keep his footsteps light, but his heart was extremely nervous. He was always worried that the female ghost might get angry at him again at any time.

Not long after, Hao Youqian's yard arrived.

Song Yu carefully placed the female ghost on the ground and looked at her expectantly.

"Here it is, look"

The female ghost glanced at the hut next to her, and muttered: "Hell~~ is a very suitable destination for me."

"Alang~~How about we go down together?"

The hair all over Song Yu's body exploded immediately.

Who wants to go down with you!
I haven't lived enough yet!
Song Yu was cursing in his heart, but on his face he had a dog-licking expression.

"I don't know which hell you're talking about, but if it's a place where you need to drink Mengpo soup, it's too early to go there. You have to drink Mengpo soup when you go down. I just met you, so I forgot you. This How can I bear it?"

When the female ghost heard this, the corner of her mouth curled into a playful arc, and she smiled lightly: "I didn't expect you to be quite good at talking."

Song Yu coughed, thinking: "I also want to avoid being beaten again by you."

"Okay, then let's not go to hell for now." The female ghost said coquettishly, rolling her eyes at Song Yu.

Song Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

"Then you go out and wait for me. There is an expert in this yard who has arranged for others. If you wake them up, others will arrest me."

"I also hate brother Song Yu~~~"

It's okay for the beautiful sister to say that!

Song Yu can directly pick up I love you too!
The issue is! !

This sister doesn’t move her mouth at all! !
"Then be careful, I don't want you too, I haven't heard your story yet." Song Yu said with a concerned face, but ran faster than anyone else.

The conversation didn't stop, and the people were gone.

The woman watched him leave without being in a hurry, and watched him leave lightly.

then
Song Yu walked to the door, and when he turned around, he had an upside-down face on his back.

!!!

boom.

A fist appeared out of nowhere and landed directly on his face.

"you"

He fell directly to the ground.

air.

The upside-down face slowly turned upright, and the long hair automatically disappeared, revealing a beautiful androgynous face.

Ling Yan originally didn't want to deal with this dirty thing.

But he never expected that this fool would seek death and run to the forbidden area, mistaking him for a female ghost.

He hasn't been a ghost for years.

It feels good to be dangdang now and then.

I just didn't expect that this guy would actually care about his brother-in-law.

Although he doesn't have a good impression of this brother-in-law except for his skin, but he is still a member of their family
Afraid of disturbing her little one, Ling Yan deliberately waited until dawn before changing her clothes and returning to the Taoist temple.

It's only 5 o'clock this time.

He thought, the little thing should still be sleeping.

But who knew that when he walked to the door, the door opened from the inside.

"Teacher!" Hao Bufan's eyes lit up.

It was even more dazzling than the early morning sun.

"Why did you come back?"

Ling Yan deliberately stubbornly said: "What? Isn't this my home? I'm not allowed to come back?"

He seemed to be going back, but the smile in the corner of his eyes had already betrayed him.

Hao Bufan was obviously caught up in Ling Yan's question, he patted his head blankly: "That's not what it means, teacher, it's on you..." Hao Bufan pointed hesitantly at the blood on Ling Yan's body.

Ling Yan glanced at it indifferently, then shook his head: "It's a trivial matter, nothing." After speaking, he tried to bypass Hao Bufan and enter the Taoist temple.

But Hao Bufan held him back, "Teacher, do you need me to help you with your injuries?" His voice was full of worry.

"No need." Ling Yan waved his hand, but he knew that Hao Bufan's worry was not false, so he said gently: "It's just a small scratch. It will heal after a while."

Hao Bufan didn't let it go so easily, he grabbed his sleeve tightly, and his thin lips were drawn into a straight line: "It's not a scratch, someone hurt you, right?"

Ling Yan was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect him to observe so meticulously: "It's really all right."

"What are you doing up so early, the Taoist temple seems to have an early class at eight o'clock."

Their Taoist sect emphasizes following one's heart.

Not so regular.

Hao Bufan didn't answer. He pulled his wound and looked at it again and again, and took out the photos taken with his mobile phone.

Then the expression became more and more serious: "Who did it! Tell me."

The Hao family is still there!

How can you bully the teacher!

"Ling Yan chuckled lightly, and the smile in his eyes became more real." What's the matter?You know who did it, and are you going to help me avenge it?
"But how are you going to take revenge when you're like this?" Ling Yan looked at him teasingly, "Why don't you bite someone?"

Hao Bufan was obviously irritated. He snorted coldly and said, "It's not impossible."

Ling Yan burst out laughing: "Why are you going? If you don't think it's dirty, I still think it's dirty.

Hao Bufan was obviously not happy, and retorted: "I can put some poison on my teeth now, and then bite him, and his entire arm can be crushed." "

"Ah? Then have you ever thought that if you put poison on your teeth, it will ruin your own mouth, and you will have to feed me then."

Hao Bufan:
Hao Bufan was furious: "Don't take me for a fool."

"I'm sure I'll find a way."

Ling Yan nodded: "Okay, my Fanfan is the smartest, but there's really no need for revenge."

"It's really okay to be a teacher, just a little kid. If you get angry for a while, the wound may heal itself."

Hao Bufan was still unwilling, but seeing Ling Yan's relaxed expression, he didn't pursue it further for the time being.

After thinking for a while, he patted his chest and said vigorously, "Teacher, I'm really not as fragile as you imagined. If you really have something that is inconvenient for you to deal with, you must tell me."

Ling Yan shook his head with a smile, and rubbed his hair: "Of course Fanfan is very good. I am very pleased with your heart."

"And right now, as a teacher, there is indeed one thing I want you to do."

Hao Bufan immediately became serious: "Say."

Ling Yan yawned and leaned on the bed.

"I'm a little sleepy, if you have nothing to do, you can go to sleep."

After speaking, he closed his eyes.

Hao Bufan was a little confused.

The master hasn't said what to do for him to help!

But seeing Ling Yan's eyes closed and his eyebrows slowly relaxing, as if he had fallen asleep, his heart, which had just been agitated because of his injury, gradually calmed down.

I thought about it.

He gently moved himself onto the bed.

I wanted to be next to the master, but I always felt that I was a kind of blasphemy to him.

After struggling for a long time, he quietly hooked a lock of the man's long hair with his fingers.

The morning sun shines on the stone floor of Hao Youqian's house, casting mottled light and shadow through the gaps in the leaves.

The video camera brother who lives opposite Hao's house is cooking a cup of hot mung bean soup for breakfast.When he walked out of the house, he almost spilled the soup in his hand.Song Yu just collapsed in front of the door, snoring like thunder, his face covered in mud.

"This guy!" The cameraman shook his head, put his soup aside, and tried to drag Song Yu aside.of
This person also said that he was not interested in Mr. Hao and even slept in front of his door!

But this is too trivial.

Even the widows at night parties will leave at dawn.

At this moment, Uncle Song came slowly, leaning on a cane, with a contemptuous smile on his face: "Look at this young man, he is really unreliable and dishonest."

Song Yu seemed to feel the movement around him. He rubbed his eyes and struggled to sit up.Seeing Uncle Song's face, he froze for a moment, then hurriedly got up and patted the dirt on his body in embarrassment.

"Master Song, good morning." He tried to smooth things over with an awkward smile on his face.

Uncle Song glared at him, "What a young man, how did you promise me last night? Good guy, you clocked in two of the eight check-in points."

"No, are you disabled?"

"Your speed is slower than that of Er Huang in our village."

"Erhuang is my dog."

Song Yu:.
Song Yu wanted to curse.

After being hit with a stick by Uncle Song, the memory he had just been stuck in was also smoothed out.

He subconsciously began to touch his face and neck.

his face! !Will it be disfigured if I don't care about it all night?
but.
To his surprise, there were no wounds on his face.

Was last night a hallucination?
But it's not right, he's covered in blood.

Yes, something weird happened, there were no wounds on his face or neck.But he was covered in blood, dark blood.

"I, I." Song Yu hesitated for a long time, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "Uncle Song, I saw a ghost last night!!!"

Both the cameraman and Uncle Song were stunned.The cameraman smiled mischievously, "Ghost? Mr. Song, you are not looking for a reason for some perverted behavior of yours, are you?"

"Shili Bacunshi didn't know that the Taoist temples near here are particularly spiritual."

Song Yu:.
spirit?
Zero big-headed ghost, if it is really a spirit, how could he meet that strange woman! !
Song Yu smiled wryly and said, "Really. I really didn't lie. Look at all this on me. Is this something I can do to dig myself out?"

Uncle Song propped up his body and looked at Song Yu: "I have lived in this mountain for most of my life, how come I haven't seen the ghost you mentioned?"

"It's true!" Song Yu insisted: "It's true!!"

"If you don't believe me, I can take you there now."

"There should be my blood in that place."

The camera boy narrowed his eyes, as if he was very interested in this story: "Female ghost? What does it look like?"

Song Yu quickly described the appearance of the "female ghost".

"Very young, with long hair, and very beautiful." The video camera brother took a deep look at Song Yu.

Song Yu was shocked by him: "What do you want to say!"

Camera guy: "I don't want to say anything"

The camera boy touched a cucumber from the side, and gnawed on it: "What are you so excited about? Could it be that you have done something wrong?"

Song Yu:&%!$#&%￥

Song Yu felt that sooner or later he would be pissed off by this guy.

"I'm not talking nonsense with you, do you want to record the show today? If not, I'll go back to bed first, and we'll check the time at night."

"Or you just record an evening adventure and I'll take you to the lake."

Camera guy: "Mr. Song, I won't record Adventures for you."

Camera guy: "The director team said that your shots will be subtitled in post-production."

Song Yu:? ? ?
Song Yu: "What?"

Camera guy: "You won't lose your memory so soon, right? Yesterday, because of your messing around there, pig head, our live broadcast room has been blocked. Today, we can't unlock it either."

"And you asked me to come with you for a night of adventures. You're trying to fuck our whole show, aren't you?"

"It's not like I said, they are all a family. Why is Mrs. Song so kind, and you keep doing such immoral things?"

Song Yu:? ? ?
No.

What immoral thing has he done!
He is a victim!
He decided to go find Mrs. Hao now.

The group of people on the mountain can't be counted on, and only the Hao family's financial strength can hire the most expensive Taoist priest.

"I won't tell you, believe it or not."

"I can't bear to be lonely when I see that woman, and sooner or later she will find you." Song Yu said viciously.

Turn around to leave.

In order to embolden myself, but also to give them an aura.

He took a big step at the first step, trying to walk out of the steps that his relatives did not recognize.

But who knows, a stick appeared out of thin air in the first one just sold.

wrong.

is a branch.

He didn't even have time to turn around or retract his legs before he fell directly to the ground.

The angle at which he lay down was quite lucky. Although his face landed on the ground, the ground was covered with dirt and it did not cause any real harm to him.

"Old man! You're crazy! Again, I didn't stop patrolling on purpose."

Yes.

The person who stopped him was none other than Old Man Song.

The old man took the branch and tapped him back and forth, as if he was pulling rotten leaves.

"I know."

"You didn't mean it. You meant it."

Song Yu:? ? ?
The old man didn't speak, and took out a whistle directly from his arms.

In the next second, five or six aunts rushed out from the corner and pressed him to the ground.

Song Yu:! !

Song Yu: "Are you crazy! Just because I didn't patrol all night, you will kill me."

Hearing his yelling, the video camera brother also came back to his senses, and said to help: "Yes, you can't do this."

"It's not worth it for him."

Song Yu:&%!$#&%￥

"Kill him? That's not enough." Uncle Song said lightly.

The aunts also nodded: "Yes, he didn't commit any crime of murder. Even if he did, we are all reasonable and obey the law."

Although Song Yu's face had been pressed to the ground and distorted, he still uttered his inner roar very clearly: "I didn't!!"

"What did I do! Let go of me, I want to see my lawyer."

The uncle tilted his head: "Don't worry, even if you don't tell me, we will let you see a lawyer."

"But before that, I'll trouble you to stay in the firewood room for two days."

Song Yu:? ? ?
"Woodshed? Have I time-traveled into a costume drama?"

He remembered that it was only in costume dramas that the girls and maids were always stuffed into the woodshed.

Uncle: "You think too much, just like you, you can only be a eunuch's life if you pass through."

Song Yu: ^&%!$#&%￥

Uncle: "The firewood room is our storehouse for groceries."

"The mobile phone is ready for you. You can contact your lawyer so that he can study the terms now and how to redeem you."

Song Yu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly laughed: "So in the end, you just want to tie me up and blackmail me, right?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was knocked on another tree branch.

"Don't talk if you can't talk."

"Who blackmailed you? Does our village need your money? But you shouldn't bother the ancestors."

Song Yu was even more confused: "Ancestor? Where did the ancestor come from? I have never seen your ancestral hall."

The uncle said indifferently: "I haven't seen it before. How did you know that there is a lake on this mountain, and there are two Shoushan stones beside the lake."

"It's such a big sign in the woods, don't you know how to read?"

"Do you know what a forbidden area is?"

Song Yu:! !

"So. Is there really a ghost?"

"Did I meet your ancestors in the forbidden area yesterday?"

Song Yu is excited again!

Uncle Song:
Cameraman: .
This time, Uncle Song didn't need to do anything, the camera brother reached out and flicked his brains.

"Mr. Song, what nonsense are you talking about again? Can we still cooperate? If you continue to engage in feudal superstition here, I will contact the director and ask our director team to hire a lawyer to come and contract with you."

Song Yu: ^&%!$#&%￥

After learning that the blood on his body was not human blood, but chicken blood, Song Yu was stunned.

What’s even more outrageous is that the chicken blood comes from chickens in the village.

The owner of the chicken is none other than the legendary widow Wang.

A 60-year-old old lady!The old lady picked up the dying chicken and beat him until the chicken feathers were all over his body.

Ever since, there was another compensation target on his compensation list.

wrong.

It's two!
One is Widow Wang herself, saying that her reputation has been damaged due to her age.

One is Widow Wang's chicken. It was rescued but was seriously injured, so it had to take some good supplements.

The total amount of money is not much, but it is enough to humiliate people!
Hao Bufan was also very confused.

Hao Bufan just fell asleep next to the teacher when his phone vibrated.

It was his girlfriend, who also sent the video.

He hurriedly sat up, took it to the bathroom, and then connected it.

At this glance, he realized that his girlfriend had changed her face again.
(End of this chapter)