Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

Fortunately, it was the beach. Song Yu used the excuse that he was afraid of being exposed to the sun and directly put on a facekini, covering all his facial features except his eyes.

When Song's mother saw her son wearing it, she also put it on.

Just as Bai Linlang came out of her villa, when she opened the door, she saw two masked men squatting under the tree. One of them still had white hair, and she was immediately stunned.

When she came back to her senses, she exclaimed: "Oh my god, don't there be any threshold limits for kidnappers these days? It's not as fast as this to get involved in porcelain at an old age."

Song Yu:.
Song Mu:.
Song's mother raised her head angrily and shook her crossbody bag vigorously: "What's that look like? Have you ever seen any kidnapper wearing jade and LV?"

Yes, Song's mother never treats herself badly in life. She has to buy brand-name bags and do beauty treatments. Especially recently, her daughter-in-law has been making her angry, which makes her desire for bags even greater.

Thinking that she might show her face this time, she even put on the most expensive jewelry in the house.

As for the richest man’s wife, she is also there
Who doesn’t know that Mrs. Hao’s daughter-in-law used it for weddings.

"Jade? You can buy a bagful of them at Yiwu Small Commodity City for 100 yuan." Bai Linlang muttered.

Mother Song's face suddenly darkened, and her small eyes burst out with a fierce light that was hard to ignore.

But unfortunately, with the facekini, the fierce light was automatically cut in half before it was successfully launched. Not only was Bai Linlang not frightened, but he also walked to her side, circled around her with interest, and stretched out his hand. He pinched her bag.

"It's true, this is it. My grandma may not even carry it anymore."

Mother Song: "You little girl, what do you know about movies?"

Mother Song: "This is a limited edition, so it's very expensive! You can't afford it even if I sell it to you."

Bai Linlang laughed, bending her waist in an exaggerated way: "Yes, it is a limited edition, but these are styles that have been around for more than ten years."

Mother Song: "What?"

She couldn't help but widen her eyes. She picked up the bag and looked at it again and again: "No way, I just bought this last month. Your second aunt said she specially found someone to bring it back from the United States."

Bai Linlang shrugged and gloated: "That's right, acquaintances only trick acquaintances, aunt, you were deceived."

Mother Song's voice was loud and clear: "Impossible!"

Mother Song: "You little girl, you know a lot about movies. I think your whole body is just like a copycat, you"

Song Yu didn't expect that his mother and Bai Linlang could also quarrel, so he quickly stretched out his hand to tug her arm: "Mom, stop talking."

Song's mother: "What's wrong? Look at her attitude when she talks. She"

Bai Linlang also got angry: "What's wrong with me? What's my attitude? You're dressed like a thief and you don't want to talk about it. It seems that the police just came here in the morning. Are they the ones who arrested you?"

As Bai Linlang spoke, she continued to glance at Song and her son. The more he looked at them, the more he felt that something was wrong between them, so he simply took out his mobile phone.

She is a celebrity now, and it would be bad if she met a few perverted bastards.

Seeing that she actually took out her mobile phone, Song Yu reluctantly pulled off the face mask from his face: "Miss Bai, I am Song Yu."

Bai Linlang was startled. She stared at his face for a long time before saying uncertainly: "Mr. Song, your face."

Song Yu: "I accidentally fell it."

Bai Linlang: "Then her."

Song Yu: "My mother has better skin and is afraid of being exposed to the sun."

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Xiao Chenchen coming out of the room. Song Yu hurriedly shouted to her: "Chenchen, I've put your facekini on the table. Please put it on quickly."

Wearing it alone looks awkward, wearing it with two people looks like bandits, and wearing it with three people together.
Isn’t it just a neat family?
Xiao Chenchen glanced at the black and white mosaic-like facial kini on the table, and patted his fair face slowly: "No need, I applied Bingbing's special sunscreen. It's refreshing and cool without getting tanned."

Song Yu was still unwilling to give in, and then advised: "We have to record a whole day of programs today, and the sunscreen can't bear it."

The friend of the enemy is the enemy of the enemy. Hearing this, Bai Linlang no longer cared about sarcastic mother Song, and followed Song Yu's words and continued: "Yes, Mrs. Song, you should be more careful with what you use on your face. It’s a small workshop, if it’s disfigured, there’s nothing to say about it.”

"Even money can't buy the medicine for regret." [But no, the wound is too deep and surgery can't repair it. 】

[Nvgoose is really a kind-hearted person, and she even took the initiative to remind her aunt]

[That’s not true, love comes from the heart, the female goose is getting more and more beautiful recently]

[Yes, yes, it feels like Linlang’s whole body is glowing! 】

【Kiss my wife~】

[Those upstairs, eat two peanuts and sleep]

【.】

In the live broadcast room, fans began to praise Linlang in various ways again, causing Mr. Rabbit in her mind to let out an extremely satisfied sigh.

Hearing his voice, Bai Linlang rolled her eyes and said, "You said your appearance is already so good. Who is better looking between me and Ling Bingbing?" 】

As soon as she finished speaking, a burst of laughter rang in her ears.

Ling Bingbing stood at the door, looking at her calmly. Her palm-sized face was flawless under the direct sunlight, and her skin, which could be broken even by a blast, was more supple than that of a newborn baby.

Bai Linlang couldn't help but pick up her phone, pretending to send a message and make gestures to her face.

Then I discovered that my face was also beautiful, fair and flawless, but I always felt that there was something missing compared to Ling Bingbing's.

[Rabbit, why do you think Ling Bingbing still looks better than me? 】

[Aren’t you a black tech?Is it possible or not?]

Mr. Rabbit sneered [What misunderstanding do you have about black technology?If technology could completely replace nature, there would be no shortage of resources and the environment would not be polluted]

Mr. Rabbit [As for why Ling Bingbing is still prettier than you, it’s because she is prettier than you. I am a rabbit and not a poison queen. I can help you poison people to death. Oh no, if you have the ability, Ling Bingbing will do it willingly. If I say I will give everything to you, then I can find a way to let her die. 】

Bai Linlang sneered: [If I had this ability, what would I want you to do? 】

Bai Linlang raised her hand and stroked the broken hair on her temples [Okay, stop talking nonsense, Song seems to be involved in some competition, I'll give you my body, I'm going to take a beauty sleep]

Mr. Rabbit【. 】

Mr. Rabbit [Your face is black technology, even sleeping is useless. 】

Bai Linlang [Why do you talk so much? Just do the work you are asked to do! 】

Mr. Rabbit【】

In Bai Linlang's mind, the already red eyes of the rabbit covered in patches began to turn faintly black.

He reached out and tore off one of his ears, stuffed it into his three-part mouth, and bit it hard, making a clicking sound, as if someone was tearing something apart. Bai Linlang was annoyed when he heard the sound, and curse words came to his lips. In the dusk, she felt her body clear, and when she came back to her senses, she had reached the illusory space created by Mr. Rabbit in her mind.

Bai Linlang kicked the space barrier angrily and rolled her eyes: "Looking at the blabbering, he doesn't have any great skills."

Mr. Rabbit grinned and turned his head to look at Ling Bingbing.

Ling Bingbing's eyelids twitched when she saw the cheap sister trying to eat someone one second and laughing the next.

Mr. Rabbit: "Good morning, sister."

Ling Bingbing looked at her suspiciously.

Mr. Rabbit took another step forward and blinked: "Why doesn't sister speak?"

Ling Bingbing: "You didn't take any medicine?"

Mr. Rabbit:? ? ? (End of chapter)