Dedicated to selling swords, the master of metaphysics, she is crazy

The village head, surnamed Lu, was wearing a blue padded robe and looked thin and shrewd.

"Guests from far away, there are often guests from far away?" Duanmuyan with a bald head, keenly grasped the key words.

Village head Lu smiled: "It's hard to explain in one word. Please invite three guests into the village, and I'll explain it to you in detail."

The villagers led the way, and Su Nuan followed with Ma Yaozu and Duanmuyan.Duanmuyan curled his lips secretly, and looked at Su Nuan who was walking in front. Why did he have the illusion that Su Nuan was the boss and Duanmuyan was the younger brother?
too weird
Before breaking into the secret realm, Duanmuyan always went his own way, or became the leader of the monks.This time, when he ventured into the secret realm of "The Cursed Lujia Village", he was suppressed by a woman named Su Nuan.

A little reconciled, but Duanmuyan couldn't control it, and wanted to listen to Su Nuan's command.

Su Nuan was definitely a leader in her previous life, and her natural leadership temperament made others have to bow down.

This is a semi-modern village, located in the deep mountains and old forests. The village has only one muddy and mottled road leading to the outside world.The village is full of earth houses, and the villagers dig the mud and burn the tiles themselves to build the earth houses one after another.

Along the way, Su Nuan saw simple farmers carrying hoes to do farm work, women chatting and washing vegetables at the door of their homes, and children bouncing around chasing and playing.Everything looks normal, this is just an ordinary village.

"Su Nuan, look!" Ma Yaozu suddenly tugged at Su Nuan's sleeve in horror.

Following the direction of Ma Yaozu's finger, Su Nuan saw a humanoid monster squatting in the shadow of a tile-roofed house with a festered face and blue face and covered with corpse spots.The clothes on the monster's body were covered with muddy water, and it was squatting silently in the corner, with the cracked corners of its mouth making wow-wah sounds.

This monster is very similar to the monster that attacked Su Nuan in the wooden house outside the village.

On the way to the village chief's house, Su Nuan saw at least five or six humanoid monsters breaking into the villagers' houses.The villagers seem to take it for granted, washing vegetables, cooking, and working in the fields as usual.

"We're here." Village head Lu brought Su Nuan and the others into the yard, shouting loudly, "Old lady, the guests are here, hurry up and cook."

A middle-aged woman's cursing voice came from the kitchen: "I know, I know, after your mother dies, I will do all the housework, and I will be your servant."

The middle-aged woman scolded and scolded, and she didn't stop working.

Skillfully cut and washed vegetables, in less than half an hour, a table of simple farm dishes was put on the table.

Stir-fried bacon with green vegetables, cold cucumbers, and stewed native chicken. The wife of the village head served the meals one by one.When her eyes fell on Su Nuan, the eyes of the village head's wife lit up instantly: "Oh, what a beautiful girl! Have you found someone? Would you like Auntie to introduce you?"

Su Nuan smiled: "Thank you, there is no need to introduce someone."

The village chief's wife wiped her hands, and looked at Su Nuan as if she was looking at some baby, and said in a chirping voice: "There are a lot of foreigners who come to our village every year, and there are very few girls, and there are even fewer beautiful ones like you—it's a pity that you lost a little weight. , the buttocks are not big, girls should be fatter, so that they can have children in the future. If you are as thin as a bamboo pole, the children you have will be worthless."

"I have a son named A Niu, who just turned [-] this year, and he is tall and big. He is planting rice in the field, and I will call him back to show you later. Don't worry, my son is very good-looking! All the little girls in the village like him." Saying this, the village chief's wife hurried out, as if looking for her son.

Village head Lu brought a bottle of local wine: "I'm so sorry, little girl. My old lady has been trying to find a daughter-in-law recently. She dislikes the girls in the village. She always wants to find a wife for her son from other places."

With that said, Village Chief Lu poured wine for the three of Su Nuan.

Ma Yaozu was so hungry that his chest stuck to his back, he picked up his job bowl and glanced at Su Nuan.

Su Nuan nodded without a trace.

Only then did Ma Yaozu start eating with peace of mind, kunk kuang kuang a showy meal, his mouth was full of oil.Duanmuyan said with disgust: "Ma Yaozu, can you be a little educated, you haven't eaten in eight lifetimes?"

Ma Yaozu added another big bowl of white rice: "People are iron and rice is steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry. If you don't eat enough, you won't be in the mood to remove the curse from the village."

Duanmuyan snorted coldly, and began to eat slowly.

Su Nuan just ate a few bites, and began to ask Village Chief Lu about the curse.

The village chief Lu sighed, lit the leaf smoke and touched it twice, and told Su Nuan the curse of Lujia Village: "Our Lujia Village has a history of 600 years. Our ancestors came to this poor mountain valley to escape the war. Just came here. A mountain, the ancestors opened up wasteland and dug the soil, and accidentally dug up the mountain temple."

"The mountain god got angry and cast a curse. Since then, strange things have happened in Lujia Village. There are always monsters outside the village, crawling and walking into the village one by one. These monsters look like people and have no lethality. But it can't be killed.

The monster came to the village and randomly walked into a family's house.The monster squatted in the yard every day, trying to crawl into the house and lie on the bed.We drove the monsters out of the village, and they continued to crawl into the village, making wah-wah-wah sounds.So, we call the monster [Wow Corpse]. "

Village Chief Lu's leaf cigarettes were almost exhausted, and there was a faint smell of tobacco in the air.

Su Nuan said: "Since [Wow Zombies] can't harm people, why do you want to drive them away?"

Village head Lu frowned: "They look terrible. Just think about it. You were sleeping soundly on the bed at night, and suddenly a [Wow Corpse] crawled onto your bed and screamed at you. How scary it is, the children in the village are all scared I cried a lot. These monsters would steal food from the house, and even eat the chickens and ducks in the house when they were hungry. We villagers are really miserable."

[Wow Corpse] It has no lethality, but it can't be killed.

Stealing chickens and dogs, hurting livestock, and causing a lot of trouble to the villagers.

Village Chief Lu sighed: "Later, some outsiders like you came from outside one after another. They said they could help Lu Family Village break the curse. But basically they all failed."

Su Nuan fell into deep thought.

On the contrary, Duanmuyan patted his chest and promised: "Village chief, don't worry, we are not small, and we can definitely help Lujia Village break the curse. But I have a problem, along the way, we only saw five or six in the village [Wow] Corpse], the number is not many. Village chief, do you have a solution to [Wow Corpse]?"

Village Chief Lu nodded: "Indeed, after hundreds of years of exploration, our Lujia Village has gradually come up with a solution to [Wow corpses]. It is to use food to lure them to the virgin forest a hundred miles away, and while they are in the forest [Wow Zombie] had a bad sense of direction and couldn’t find the way back to Lujia Village, they wandered around in the forest and eventually starved to death.”

"Is this the only way you can solve [Wow Corpse]?" Su Nuan asked back.

Village head Lu said: "Yes. Do you have a better way, little girl?"

Su Nuan nodded: "Of course I have a better way, and there are more than one."

Village head Lu showed interested eyes, and even Duanmuyan and Ma Yaozu looked over together.Ma Yaozu gave a thumbs up and said with a smile: "Su Nuan, you are so smart, it's only been so long, and you actually have a solution to [Wow Zombie], it's amazing!"

Village head Lu quickly asked: "Little girl, tell me, is there any good way to deal with the monster?"

Su Nuan took a sip of tea and said, her eyes fixed on the face of Village Chief Lu: "I don't believe there are monsters that cannot be killed. You grab the [Wow Corpse], put it directly into the meat grinder and grind it into meat scraps, and give it to the village Dogs eat it. I don’t believe that a monster that has become a piece of meat can be resurrected.”

Village Chief Lu:
Ma Yaozu:
Duanmuyan:
Duanmuyan shrunk his neck silently, and muttered to himself: "I have seen many living Bodhisattvas, but this is the first time I have seen a living Hades."

Ma Yaozu swallowed in fear: "Although the monster is quite scary, this way of death is too tragic."

Su Nuan looked at Village Chief Lu: "Village Chief, what do you think?"

Village Chief Lu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and he could barely hold Ye Ziyan in his hand: "This...little girl, although [Wow Corpse] has caused a lot of trouble in our village, this way of death is really too miserable. Monster after all It's also a living thing."

Village head Lu cursed in his heart: Meat slag, is this a method that people can think of?
cruel!

too cruel!
The little girl looked obedient and cute, how could there be such a terrible idea in her mind.

Su Nuan nodded, and said slowly: "Since this method doesn't work, there is a second method."

Duanmuyan swallowed, and said in fear: "Su Nuan, you won't think of any strange method again? Let me tell you, this is a modern legal society, we can't do illegal things!"

Village head Lu also said coyly: "It's a new era, don't do these illegal things."

Su Nuan said calmly: "Don't worry, it's not illegal. Since the village is plagued by monsters, I suggest that the village chief call the police - 110 will call, right? The country will definitely pay attention to the special situation of Lujia Village. The situation in Lujia Village is so special, the country will definitely send Scientific research teams and troops investigate [Wow Corpse]. In the 21st century, in the modern society of self-cultivation, we must believe in science."

Village Chief Lu:
Ma Yaozu:
Duanmuyan:
What she said was so reasonable that I was speechless.

Duanmuyan really wanted to stand up and tell Su Nuan loudly: You are not in the real world, you are in a virtual secret world!Call the police?The country sent a scientific research team?Thank you for thinking it out!

Why don't you play your cards according to the routine!
But Duanmuyan really wanted to try, if he could call the police in the secret world.

Su Nuan's brain is too big, too many routines, she doesn't look like a normal monk.

"Is there a problem? This is a new era, don't engage in feudal superstition." Su Nuan felt that her method was very scientific and in line with the law.

The corner of Village Chief Lu's mouth twitched, but he didn't speak for a while.

Village head Lu said tactfully: "Little girl, it's better not to call the police. It's inconvenient to publicize these things. Your task is to help Lujiacun break the curse. There must be other ways."

Su Nuan smiled lightly, her sharp eyes seemed to see through Village Chief Lu, and after a while she slowly said, "Okay, let's think of other ways."

At this time, the door of the village chief's house was pushed open, and the village chief's wife's hearty voice floated over: "Old man! Old man! Our son has returned from the field! I also met two strangers on the road, and they also want to help us The village breaks the curse."

Accompanied by a loud and hearty voice, the village chief's wife walked in with two wet young people.

The two young men were fat and thin, with blue ice patterns on their collars.

Ma Yaozu stood up with a shudder, and became vigilant: "Yo, Wangjiang?"

Duanmuyan watched the play: "Hey, the world is so small, you Wangjiang and Jiangan have come to Lujia Village."

The two youths, the fat one named Lin Tian and the thin one named Lin Di, were both listed on the Ninth State Youth Talent Ranking List.The chubby Lin Tian yelled twice: "Isn't this the unlucky Ma Yaozu who actually met you here. It's a pity that the curse of Lujiacun can only be broken by our Lin brothers. You can't win."

Skinny Lindi also showed disdain: "Unlucky ghost, if I hide you in a corner, I won't see anyone in my life."

Ma Yaozu sneered twice, wiped the oil from the corner of his mouth, and deliberately ran to the Lin brothers: "You all know that I am born with an unlucky physique? I will follow you two from now on, and I must pass on the bad luck to you."

The Lin brothers frowned.

We're belittling you, and you're still climbing up the pole?

Ma Yaozu smiled and patted Lin Tian's arm: "I forgot to tell you that since I stepped into Lujia Village, the difficulty of Lujia Village has skyrocketed. Last time, two monks offended me, and I killed them directly."

Lin Di showed vigilance and subconsciously stayed away from Ma Yaozu.

They had heard long ago that Ma Yaozu of Jiang'an Monastery College was born with an unlucky physique and a walking bad luck physique.If you get too close to Ma Yaozu, you may be killed by his bad luck.

"Brother, let's stay away from him." Lin Di whispered.

Lin Tian rolled his eyes: "Fart, what kind of unlucky physique is born, I think it's all a lie-ahhh! Snake!"

There was a lush vegetable garden in the yard. While the brothers of the Lin family were chatting with Ma Yaozu, a flexible bamboo leaf climbed up to Lin Tian's ankle along Ma Yaozu's feet.

Lin Tian was so frightened that he kicked Zhuyeqing away, but his ankle was still bitten by a poisonous snake.

Ma Yaozu spread out his palms and said gloatingly, "I said, don't mess with me, it will be bad luck."

Sometimes bad luck is not a bad thing, you can use bad luck as a weapon against annoying guys.

Lin Tian was terrified.

The kind-hearted village chief Lu got up quickly and took the Lin family brothers to the village hospital to find the village doctor to treat the snake venom with earthen prescriptions.

Ma Yaozu smiled and returned to the dining table in the yard. As soon as he sat down, he saw Su Nuan and Duanmuyan hugging their rice bowls and moving far away from Ma Yaozu.

Ma Yaozu was a little hurt.

He didn't want to be unlucky either, but this was the price he had to pay for leaving Majia Village.

"Hey, sit down and continue eating." The village chief's wife greeted Su Nuan with enthusiasm and a smile, "Little girl, my son A Niu just came back, I asked him to wash his face and come to see you."

Su Nuan declined: "Ma'am, I'm sorry, I have no plans to find a partner for the time being."

The wife of the village head put on her apron: "There is no girl who doesn't want to marry. My A Niu is very handsome. I guarantee you will fall in love with her just by looking at her——A Niu, come out and meet the guests."

The wooden door of the backyard opened, and the village chief's son came out wearing a straw hat, white vest and big pants.

The village chief's son smiled brightly at Su Nuan, his face was so beautiful that the surrounding scenery lost its color.

Su Nuan:.
Ma Yaozu: "Damn, Niu, you look like my brother Shen Yunxie."

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