The craziest little artist ever
Chapter 257 Work at the end of the year
Chapter 257 Work at the end of the year
The next day, when Zhou Le returned to the show station to pack his luggage, he met the Asian little king dog Zhilong Xiansheng. He became very polite, bowed and said honorifics. This stick even used English honorifics. It’s difficult to speak them all fluently.
Zhou Le did not give him face and told him bluntly: "Stop bullying my South Korean female fans online. They are loyal dogs trained by Li Fuzhen. They are all her hard work."
Inu Zhilong's face immediately turned pale: "I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore!"
At this moment, Zhilong finally realized.
It turns out that the reason why those female fans are so crazy and depraved is all the work of President Li Fuzhen. It was a gift from her to her master...
I must be crazy to provoke Zhou Le. I knew President Li was his fan, but who knew she was a little animal?
When leaving the station, Inu Zhilong was surrounded by a large group of media reporters outside. As the most famous and popular contestant of this season's "King of Electronic Music", his upset exit was unexpected by many people, and the least of them was... The only ones who are willing to do this are the South Korean media.
Inu Zhilong has now become more ideologically aware, and of course he will not talk nonsense. He seems very humble and sincere:
"Although it is sad to be eliminated, the entire program process is more important. Winning or losing is temporary, but experience is eternal."
"I just want to say about Zhou...he is a genius! I admire his talent and talent."
"Provocation? Yes, we have been enemies of each other from the very beginning on the show. This is the inevitable result of the hostility between our fans. Personally, I have no ill intentions towards him and even like his electronic music works very much. !”
"As for idols, Zhou is also very good. If I were a girl, I would fall in love with him without hesitation..."
Zhou Le insulted him, and Inu Zhilong would fight to the end, but what Zhou Le insulted was South Korea's top chaebol. Inu Zhilong saw with his own eyes the scene of her kneeling down and drawing a turtle, and it would be no exaggeration to say that he was frightened to death.
Facing the media that provoked and belittled Zhou Le, Quan Zhilong became very manic:
"Shut up! Assi, Zhou is a musical genius who only appears in a thousand years. I don't allow you to say this about him..."
Li Zhien on the side was embarrassed for him, thinking to himself, in the few minutes after I left last night, what kind of horrific things did Inu Zhilong experience in the room to make him look like this arrogant dog?
You know, Inu Zhilong has been extremely crazy along the way.
From a certain perspective, only people like him and Zhou Le, who are wanton and arrogant, can become true top stars.
And now?
He looked like a dog with its spine broken.
Zhou Le's side is much simpler.
media?
Interview?
Pick your sister, get out!
No money is given, just like interviewing top-notch people, just dream!
Zhou Le was in a very good mood today. After leaving the program, he did not return to China immediately. Instead, he took Xiao Di, Tangtang and Xiao Curry to the Maldives to play for a few days first.
Coke is in charge of logistical work such as air tickets, hotels, catering, and security, and is very busy.
Zhou Le was in a good mood because overnight, he not only unlocked two new partners, Tangtang and Little Curry, but also received a reward for the main mission.
[Main mission E: Participated in the film and television drama "A Thousand Bones of Flowers" and won the annual ratings championship. The mission reward is 12345 negative energy points. 】
[Current negative energy value: 110681]
at last……
You can buy a health and longevity card!
However, because it is a virtual card and needs to be near the user to activate it, Zhou Le has not purchased it yet.
This is also a surprise!
Zhou Le has been abroad during this period and has not paid attention to the ratings of "A Thousand Bones of Flowers". Unexpectedly, it has exploded.
The mission of "The King of Electronic Music" has not been completed yet, because the requirement for this mission is the annual championship, not the intercontinental championship.
[Main mission F: Participate in the international music competition variety show "The King of Electronic Music", win the annual championship, and be rewarded with 23456 negative energy points. 】
It doesn't matter!
It was no longer important to Zhou Le. The only thing he cared about about the dog system was the health and longevity card.
Three days later, photos of Zhou Le traveling to the Maldives with his three beauties began to go viral on the Internet.
Netizens are stunned. Your girlfriend was still in China and had an affair with Yang Mi, and she was beaten to a bloody head. How about you take three beauties to the Maldives to have fun?
Fortunately for Shirley, no one in the country knew her, while Direliba and Tang Yan were at the forefront of the limelight.
Fans of the two female celebrities have asked, what is your relationship?
Rumors were flying all over the sky for a while.
It is said that Zhou Le broke up with Fan Shuangshuang due to dissatisfaction with her starring in a large-scale movie, and fell in love with another red carpet actress Direliba.Some people say that Zhou Le used two boats to steal the beauties from the Western Regions behind Fan Shuangshuang's back.Others say that in order to seize Fan Shuangshuang's resources, Yang Mi photographed his best friend Tang Yan and sister Direliba to seduce Zhou Le.
Zhou Le can only say that these rumor makers... are inseparable.
A bizarre scene occurred. Fan Shuangshuang and Yang Mi, who were fighting life and death, spoke up to help Zhou Le clarify.
Fan Shuangshuang said that Tang Yan, Direliba and Shirley were all friends of Zhou Le. They went to the Asian finals of "The King of Electronic Music" to support Zhou Le. After Zhou Le advanced, he invited them to travel and eat delicious food.
Yang Mi also issued a statement, saying that he would sue anyone who continues to smear Direliba and Zhou Le. In addition, Tangtang is my best friend, and she and Xiaodi went to watch the performance live.
After the statement was released, the two sides continued to fight.
Da Mi Mi is a little bit impatient. Fan Shuang Shuang is Fan Shuang Shuang after all. Even if she is also covered in dirty stuff, Sister Shuang is still fierce and Jiang is old and spicy.
At this time, Zhou Le had returned to Shudu. The semester was almost over and he had to come back to cope with the exam.
Yes, the teacher drew the questions for him and he spent several days memorizing the answers.
It’s not that Zhou Le is trying to be a big name, it’s that the leaders of Sichuan Music, especially the folk music department, are trying to save face and are afraid that the top Zhou Le will fail the exam, which would be very embarrassing.
Zhou Le has not been back to school for several months. When he came back, he felt strange and familiar at the same time.
On the playground, there are also signs saying no sleeping on the table tennis table.
There are also big words written outside the dormitory building... It is forbidden to insult girls who express love.
In the corridor of the dormitory building, there are signs written... It is forbidden to fry and sell hot pot base in the dormitory.
There is also a banner hanging outside the bamboo forest behind the school: "It is strictly forbidden to dig bamboo shoots, 200 for each one."
Even at the door of the teachers' building, there is a sign saying "It is forbidden to bring students back to the dormitory building."
These are the new atmosphere Zhou Le has brought to the school. With Zhou Le's help, the school's rules and regulations have become much thicker, and each one is very specific, laying a solid foundation for the school's long-term development.
During these days at school, Zhou Le lived under the flashlight every day. Some people secretly photographed him in class, some secretly photographed him while eating, and some were sneaking around with their cellphones in the bathroom. The most outrageous thing was that one day when Zhou Le woke up, he found Zhang Chong in the bathroom. Recording a video of him, Zhou Le was so frightened that he quickly beat him up.
It's all because Zhou Le is so popular that even some teachers came to him to take photos and ask for autographs.
The cafeteria aunt also asked him and Fan Shuangshuang when they would have a baby.
Roommates Zhang Chong, Zhao Qi and Lin Zihao are concerned about the battle between Fan Shuangshuang and Yang Mi. They check Weibo every day to read the news, report the battle situation to Zhou Le, and actively make suggestions, such as sneaking into Yang Mi's company to steal the official seal. Strategies abound.
Zhou Le has already convinced them, aren't you just improvising?Failed another exam this year?
On the night after the final exam, the four brothers had hot pot together.
It's not Zhou Le who's treating us, it's Wang Zhengliang who's treating us.
Because they seem to have become popular...
Two months ago, after Zhou Le held a concert in Beijing, while having a late-night snack with He Jiong, he heard that the second season of "Mushroom House" would start after the next year. Before that, there was a show called "Mushroom House". In the warm-up program of "Welcome to the Mushroom House", Zhou Le immediately recommended Wang Zhengliang and his five champion brothers who had never been to the Spring Festival Gala.
It was just a casual mention at that time, and He Jiong took it to heart. He also wanted to help those few people, so they went to that show to be guests.
There are only four episodes of the show in total, divided into two waves of guests, and they are the first wave.
Originally, they were just a few brothers committing murder and finding a pleasant place to drink and have fun. Unexpectedly, the show became very popular immediately after it was broadcast. The mental state of the re-employed boy band made people laugh to death, and their real resistance to music talent made them laugh. The audience was impressed, so they caused a wave of heated discussions on the Internet.
This time they were favored by the God of Variety Shows.
In just two episodes of the program, many famous scenes such as tadpole fishing, dog language translation, divorce jokes, table lifting, invalid charging of three-bouncers, group bullying, etc. were revealed.
Many troll netizens urged them to record group songs. At first, they didn't pay attention. They felt that group songs and becoming famous were too far away. You must know that Stubborn Donkey and Silent Stubborn Donkey were still banned by Mango, but they underestimated it. The power of netizens in the mobile Internet era.
Tuanzong is really here!
And it was built for them by Mango. Although the cost is very low and the investment is very small, they really waited for this opportunity.
"Master, thank you. I mainly want to thank you on behalf of them!"
Wang Zhengliang had a drink with Zhou Le.
Zhou Le gulped it down and said: "Why are you thanking me? Master, you have to thank Teacher He and Director Chen. Teacher He and Long Nidan were so embarrassed in front of each other that you could be on that show. In the end, it was Director Chen Ruhan who The one who made the decision and set the tone told you to give it a try."
Director Chen, of course it was Zhou Le who called to ask for help.
Wang Zhengliang said while ironing his belly: "I just helped them with their message. I'm not thanking you. I don't need another job, but you did help a few of them, mainly Chen Chusheng, Su Xing and Lu Huji."
Zhou Le: "How about Tuanzheng? I heard it is broadcast on Mango Video?"
Wang Zhengliang: "I don't know. The investment is only 500 million, and there is only one commercial sponsor."
Zhou Le was shocked: "500 million? Do a variety show? You missed a zero, right?"
The three brothers in the dormitory couldn't get in the conversation. Both Wang Zhengliang and Zhou Le were very far away from them now. They just felt that 500 million was already a big number, and the 5000 million that Zhou Le said was beyond their reach. Dare to think.
Wang Zhengliang said: "We are a small production, and we only shoot six or seven episodes, just for fun. Besides, these guys are very cheap."
Zhou Le: "Do you want me to invest? You can still get it for 2000 to [-] million."
"Forget it, it's just a group show created by netizens to make fun of them. It's just a poor travel show that doesn't cost a lot of money..."
"Then I'll give you a thousand and a half, round up. You can travel on a budget, but according to your personality of never letting go of music when you are on the show, don't save money when making music. Don't waste copyrights, equipment, stages, etc. At once."
"This... music is a problem. Many of their own song copyrights are not in their hands."
"Then it's settled. I'll have someone contact Mango Video later."
Zhou Lehao was furious, not because he had enough money to show off, but because he had watched "Welcome to the Mushroom House", and the variety show and relaxation of the acquaintance game were even better than "The Mushroom House".Moreover, these old fast boys are also very talented and are naturally suitable for variety shows. Moreover, their attitude towards music is really hard to say.
Therefore, Zhou Le believes that investment will not lose money, otherwise, even the master will not invest blindly.
Wang Zhengliang smiled and said: "Does this mean I got investment? You... I'll do some skin care later, so I don't lose money to you."
Lin Zihao, the fourth child who was engrossed in eating at the side, suddenly raised his head: "Boss, are you so rich now?"
Zhou Le grinned: "You don't even know that the wealthy women circle in China have raised my net worth to 500 million, 500 million in one night! It's only 500 million, and I earned it back in three days."
Lin Zihao: "Sister Shuang, will you also give me money?"
slap~
A big fight.
It was given to Lin Zihao by Wang Zhengliang. The old man laughed and scolded: "Criticism is more than culture! Do you know how much he earned from a concert in Gouyue? Fifty-sixty million! Moreover, his shares in Douyin are now worth 6000 billion!" "
The three younger brothers looked at their boss in shock and had an urge to pick up soap. They knew Zhou Lehong and knew Zhou Le was rich, but they didn't know he was so rich.
Zhou Le put all the beef in the pot into his bowl and said: "Don't be stunned, eat, eat more!"
Three people: "..."
You've finished fishing, why don't we eat the hot pot base?
Zhou Le added: "Douyin shares cannot be liquidated within three years, it is just a number. The money earned from the concert belongs to Fan Shuangshuang's company. I only get an appearance fee of 500 million for each performance, and I also have to pay 45% tax. In fact, there is no Master said I earned so much, but because the album sold well, I still saved some money."
Zhang Chong said: "You and Sister Shuang are so clearly distinguished?"
Zhou Le: "They have been working hard for 20 years, so why should I? Only when money is clearly distinguished can the relationship be pure."
Lin Zihao: "Aren't you just in a love relationship?"
Zhou Le: "Children don't understand, don't talk nonsense. There are many types of love in the entertainment industry. Sister Shuang and I belong to...a relationship between soul and body."
Wang Zhengliang: "Bah! Don't teach the children badly. You three, don't learn from Zhou Le."
The three people were eager to say this...as if we could learn it.
Especially Zhang Chong, the posters on the ceiling have changed three times. Thank you boss for fulfilling my dream...
Zhao Qi asked in a low voice: "What about the online quarrel between Sister Shuang and Yang Mi..."
Wang Zhengliang also looked at Zhou Le and asked, "What's going on with Yang Mi?"
What he meant was that there were rumors in the circle that Yang Mi had volunteered himself to Zhou Le time and time again. Is this true?If it was true, how could she dare to compete with Fan Shuangshuang?
Zhou Leyi smiled: "Don't you understand? This is called hedging! No matter who loses or wins, it is not a loss. Moreover, there is a high probability that there will be no loser in this arena, and the loser will be someone else. When the time is right, promote a young artist Come out and stand up to the thunder..."
At this time, Lin Zihao held up his mobile phone and said, "Huh??? Why him?"
Zhou Le: "Whose house collapsed?"
Judging from the time, the overt and covert fight between Yang Mi and Fan Shuangshuang is almost over, and it's time to sacrifice one person to the heaven.
Zhao Qi and Zhang Chong also leaned over to look at Lin Zihao's cell phone, and they both showed strange expressions.
"Isn't it?"
"Zhou Le, do you have so much energy?"
"She's also half a top-notch woman!"
"The man is also very popular..."
"Rap champion?!"
Zhou Le was puzzled. He took Lin Zihao's phone and took a look at it. His pupils were shaking: "Oh my god..."
This was not the result Zhou Le had expected, and he immediately realized that this time it was not a sacrifice, but a coincidence.
It's really not as good as God!
Zhou Le handed the phone to Wang Zhengliang, who choked after taking one look and burst into tears.
After a while, Wang Zhengliang blew his nose and said blankly: "Is this really not something Fan Shuangshuang and Yang Mi did? Isn't it a coincidence?"
Zhou Lezhi shook his head: "I feel sorry for Brother Xiaoliang."
Wang Zhengliang: "Don't yell! I am me and he is him. My head is not green."
Lin Zihao took back his cell phone and continued to eat: "Wow~ Last night I said I was going to have my hair done, but today it was revealed, haha, top class Nopu'er~ Zhou Le is lying! What happened to Sister Shuang and Da Mi Mi, Suddenly no one paid attention, and the trending searches and headlines were all about hair styles.”
Zhou Le sighed: "China has hip-hop, but Brother Liang has no home! Love is a ray of light, so green it makes you panic..."
Wang Mouliang kicked Zhou Le, and he was insulted by you.
This matter was really not caused by Fan Shuangshuang or Yang Mi. Although Moulu was also Yang Mi's best friend, and Mi Mi had the ancestral skills to deceive her best friend, this matter was revealed by a big dog.
In fact, Zhou Le, Da Mi Mi and others knew about it as early as half a year ago at the King's Event. At that time, everyone felt sorry for Brother Liang.
The day after the exam, Zhou Le drove his Lamborghini back to his hometown.
Give grandma a health and longevity card! !
As soon as the supercar rolled onto the streets of the town, it caused a stir and onlookers - the territory was stuck.
Zhou Le scratched his head, why didn't Hua Jie and Shuang Shuang Kai get stuck in their territory when they came back?
This shabby town is still... familiar?
Fortunately, there were many people watching. Zhou Le posed a few times for them to take pictures, then took out a Huazi from the front trunk, called a few energetic guys who had been fishing with Tintin since childhood, took the car out, and continued to drive home. .
The car stopped outside the canteen on School Street. Zhou Le got out of the car and saw a large group of people.
Instead of just watching the show, they gathered in a group on the street to watch the quarrel.
Zhou Le relied on his height to see the two protagonists in the crowd, one was Zhang Douhua'er, the fat as a ball shop owner, and the other was Zhou Le's grandmother Zhou Sufang.
I saw that one of the two had his hips akimbo and his buttocks akimbo, with spit flying all over his face, while the other was hunched and skinny, pointing his fingers while singing and dancing.
To say that Zhou Le also comes from a musical family, my grandma’s ability to curse is much better than Zhou Le’s rap.
Zhou Le didn't care about them. The two of them were used to quarreling twice in three days.
He returned to the entrance of the canteen and moved a small maza, and sat at the door listening to his grandma's rap.
Yo~Three bets!
I admire you……
This is how the per capita rapper in the Southwest came about. After all, I have been exposed to it since I was a child, and I can talk about it in a decent way.
Zhou Le entered the system. [Purchasing the "Health and Longevity Card" will consume 99999 negative energy points. Do you want to confirm the purchase? 】
【whether】
Yes!
Zhou Le bought it directly, and then, there was a cyan prop card in his mind.
[Current negative energy value: 10682]
[Please select the person to use the "Health and Longevity Card"...]
After a while, Zhou Le bound the health and longevity card to grandma. However, this thing takes effect slowly and requires a process.
but……
There was a burst of screams: "Hey~ I'm hitting someone, this old guy is hitting me, please help me..."
A domineering roar: "Pi Ha Granny! What are you looking at? Get out!"
The crowd of onlookers immediately dispersed, and those who knew him nodded and said hello to Zhou Le.
After the crowd dispersed, Zhang Douhuaer sat on the ground with disheveled hair, her down jacket was torn and frayed, crying with runny nose and tears, and one shoe was missing from her feet.
Next to her, Zhou Sufang had an unruly smile on her face, and the standard villain emoticon: "You are chewing thiophene! Mother-in-law bends her feet, and the bastard of the fetal god haha~ Can you beat me in a fight? Can you beat me in a fight? I'll give you a dog's thumb. Tear it apart, bah~ Explode the chicken! Death and plague..."
Zhou Le smiled slightly. Although this card takes effect slowly, it can be seen that it has blessed grandma with a lot of mental power as soon as it was bound!
She who is almost 70 years old can defeat Zhang Douhuaer, who is in his 40s, which was impossible before.
Zhou Sufang was in high spirits, circling Zhang Douhuaer and scolding her.
So dirty!
Zhou Le couldn't stand listening.
At this time, Zhang Douhua'er's daughter, Fat Ya, shuttled over with a notebook against the wall, asked Zhou Le for his autograph, and even took a photo with him to show off to the class.
Zhou Le took a few selfies with her and asked, "What was the quarrel about again this time?"
Fat Ya: "Oh, it was my mother who showed your mother-in-law Fan Shuangshuang's video and said you were gay..."
Zhou Le smiled: "That's really what you deserve!"
Fatty also nodded: "That is to say, TV shows are all staged, and she thought it was real. She feels so comfortable now that her shoes have been knocked off."
Zhou Le gave her a bag of dry noodles and asked her to retreat first. If her mother saw that she was collaborating with the enemy, she would be beaten again when she got home.
Zhou Sufang danced a few laps around Zhang Douhua'er, then realized that her grandson was back. She gave Zhang Douhua'er a big blow before running back to the canteen with a kind smile on her face: "You're back, Sui? What do you want to eat? Shuang Shuang. Shuang Nan?"
Zhou Le: "She is still doing movie roadshows and may not be free during the New Year. After the New Year, I will bring her to give you New Year greetings."
Zhou Sufang said worriedly: "Um, her movies were all fake? Didn't you quarrel?"
Zhou Le pulled her to sit down: "We are very good, don't worry, I will let her get pregnant next year! I also went to see the movie when it was being filmed, and there was a stand-in girl who looked very similar to her. The scenes without clothes are all stand-ins..."
Zhou Sufang felt relieved after hearing this, and then ran out and beat Zhang Douhuaer, and used an impromptu freestyle to teach her what a stuntman was.
Later, the police came.
It was the deputy director who personally led the team and asked people to help Zhang Douhuaer to write the transcripts. Then, he was scolded by Zhou Sufang.
The deputy director looked upright: "Auntie, please stop saying a few words and go back alone to drink some water to moisten your throat. I'll ask Zhou Le to set up the Dragon Gate Formation."
This was Zhou Le's distant cousin. Every time Zhou Sufang had a fight or quarrel with someone, he would be asked to come. After all, the old woman was so cruel and cunning that everyone was afraid of her.Once Zhou Sufang was fined for being unreasonable. She was still not convinced, so she went to the police station in the middle of the night and punctured the director's car tires.
The director's cousin and Zhou Le were not familiar with each other because of the big age difference and they didn't move around very much, but they knew each other.
The purpose of his visit was very simple. On behalf of the town leaders, he expressed condolences to Zhou Le, apologized for the car chassis getting stuck, and said that the town's infrastructure and people's livelihood projects were not doing well because the officials were too poor. The leaders are very ashamed of not spending money to improve the living conditions of the people in the town.
How can Zhou Le make the leader ashamed?
He handed his cousin a packet of Huazi: "You're causing trouble for the leader! I grew up here, but I have never contributed to my hometown. Whenever my cousin is free, I will treat you to dinner. I want to take some Use one million dollars to build roads in the town..."
My cousin is very happy. This little cousin is not old and has a bad temper, but he is also a smart person, so...
Zhou Sufang and Zhang Douhuaer were determined to be fighting each other.
The younger one apologizes to the older one, which is called respecting the old, loving the young and carrying forward traditional virtues.
That night, Fatty was beaten until she gained weight.
After staying at home for two days, Zhou Le wandered around the streets with nothing to do all day, played billiards with his former classmates, and ate barbecue at roadside stalls.
Then, he took his luggage and flew to Shanghai to record Shanghai TV's New Year's Eve party.
As the end of the year approaches, celebrities have a lot of work to do.
Originally, Zhou Le planned to take his grandma with him, take her on a trip and celebrate the New Year in the capital.
Zhou Sufang heard that Fan Shuangshuang was going to celebrate the New Year at Fan's house this year and said she would not go to the capital. She said she would stay in her hometown for the New Year and burn some paper money for Grandpa Zhou Le on the New Year's day.
Zhou Le also expressed his understanding of this and promised to finish his work a few days in advance and go home for the New Year.
There is no way to ask Fan Shuangshuang to come to Zhou's house to celebrate the New Year. After all, it is just a love relationship. Isn't it bullying someone who has no reputation and no status?
Zhou Le has three types of jobs at the end of the year. One is to record the New Year's Eve parties of major TV stations, the other is to shoot a few commercials that have been squeezed out, and the other is to attend major award ceremonies.
For the New Year's Eve party, Zhou Le signed with three television stations, Shanghai, Jiangzhe, and Xiangnan. Fan Shuangshuang was also tied to the business because of her love relationship with Zhou Le.
For example, at Shanghai TV's New Year's Eve concert, she and Zhou Le will sing two songs together.
Also bundled are Mr. Jia and Ms. Li.
We met during the rehearsal. Mr. Jia looked haggard and had dull eyes, while Ms. Li was radiant and full of hip-hop style.Although some things have been exposed, the contract for the concert was signed long ago, and if you don't come, you will lose money, so they still have to perform a romantic love song together.
Zhou Le didn't bother Mr. Jia and just nodded to him to express his comfort.
While resting, Zhou Le lay on Sister Shuang's lap and sighed: "It's so difficult for him..."
Fan Shuangshuang sneered while peeling the apple: "You still have the nerve to pity others? Does anyone pity me?"
Zhou Le: "What's wrong with you?"
Fan Shuangshuang: "I'm much greener than him!"
Zhou Le: "..."
Generally, TV stations invite a lot of celebrities to their New Year's Eve parties. Many of them don't have separate rest rooms and the venue is not enough. However, as Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang are the top men and women in the circle, their treatment is naturally the best. Not only do they have separate rest rooms , and you can also choose the rehearsal time.
Fan Shuangshuang rolled her eyes at Zhou Le and cursed: "You are traveling to the Maldives with three beauties, why can't you choose a less remote place? Fortunately, you brought three of them. If you had only brought one, Yang Mixi and I would both I can’t help you wash it! Don’t think you’re safe abroad. Many things happen from abroad.”
Zhou Letian was shameless: "How simple is that? If something happened to me, just tell me that you would have broken off the relationship with me long ago. When the limelight is over, I will bring you back."
Fan Shuangshuang was speechless, and after a long while she said: "I really want to stab you with a knife!"
Zhou Le smiled evilly: "You were stabbed!"
Fan Shuangshuang spat: "Bah~ I don't know you yet? The abacus can be heard in the Maldives! Do you want me to pretend to break up with you? Haha, some people are eager to do that. They will surely get the upper hand in a minute. What else does it have to do with me? Am I a fool?"
Zhou Le was confused by her and looked up at Sister Shuang's double chin: "Who is it? Yang Mi? Is she worthy?"
Fan Shuangshuang stuffed the peeled apple into Zhou Le's mouth and touched his face: "Direliba. Don't speak for her. I'm not worried about anything else. I'm just a little afraid of her. You're too partial, you know?" She is so kind to you, good-looking, and young..."
Zhou Le was eating the apple, watching his girlfriend's jealous look, and felt extremely satisfied: "Sister Xiao Di is indeed very good, gentle and cute, and she is also very edible."
Fan Shuangshuang took two deep breaths: "Is it true that grandma won't come to the capital to celebrate the New Year?"
Zhou Le lied and said: "She is old and misses her family. After the Chinese New Year, we can go to her hometown and take her to the capital to stay for a few days."
Fan Shuangshuang said nothing more, lowered her head and touched Zhou Le's head, falling into deep thought.
After a while, Fan Shuangshuang woke up with a start and slapped the dog's paw off her chest: "What are you doing?"
Zhou Le: "If you don't respond when I tell you, I'll touch you to see if you still have a heartbeat."
Fan Shuangshuang stunned Zhou Le and said, "How about... I will go home with you to spend the New Year with grandma this year."
Zhou Le was taken aback: "No, this is so wronging you!"
Fan Shuangshuang: "I don't care! I am 16 years older than you. From the moment I decided to be with you, I have no shame. Grandma likes me, which is my only advantage over Direliba now."
Zhou Le: "Auntie, you have many advantages, such as... good skills."
Snapped!
Fan Shuangshuang slapped him: "You f*****, is that a fucking advantage?"
That's where Fan Shuangshuang feels most inferior. Which man doesn't like novices?Even that silly girl Gunalizha was taken care of by Zhou Le because she was a novice.
Zhou Le didn't mind. He turned over and hugged her, burying his head on her bulging belly, which became very soft after getting fat.
Fan Shuangshuang looked at the little boy dotingly, feeling inexplicably sad: "I don't have much time to spend with you. I will be old in a few years, so you should dislike me... Go home earlier for the New Year and spend more time with you." Grandma, that's good too. When you change your mind one day, I will disappear from your world."
Zhou Le buried himself on his cute little belly and said angrily: "You are too naive, I will breed a child for you tonight!"
Fan Shuangshuang was stunned, then smiled: "If you dare to sow, I will give birth to you..."
Zhou Le stood up and grabbed Fan Shuangshuang's neck: "Little ****, who are you looking down on? I'll plant it now!"
Fan Shuangshuang couldn't stop giggling.
In the evening, the recording of the concert officially began. A large number of big names and celebrities gathered backstage in the studio and took turns recording.
Many celebrities came over to say hello to Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang, not only because Zhou Le is so popular with Sister Shuang, but also because they are so sweet and seem to communicate easily, unlike a certain couple...
Sister Shuang was radiant and graceful, and Zhou Letian was shameless and talked a lot, chatting happily with other artists.
Mr. Jia was in the corner, looking at Zhou Le enviously and thinking, are all their rappers so lovable?
11. Fan Pipi and Huang Penghao really want to stick to Zhou Le. They haven’t seen Zhou Le for a long time. Once they are big brothers, they will always be big brothers. These two people are quite popular this year, if Zhou Le is not so dazzling. If so, their fame would be even greater.
After a while, Huang Penghao and Fan Pipi started fighting again. The reason was that Huang Penghao said that his eldest brother really liked Bentley car lights and took over Lamborghini car lights.
Fortunately, the recording process of the program was tight and they were taken separately to prepare.
At the end of the New Year's Eve concert, Mr. Jia and Ms. Li took the stage in front of Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang.
The host was very emotional: "Who are you with in the last few hours of this year? Who are you spending time with? If you are watching our program at this moment, is it your friends or your family who are accompanying you? Lover? Is it your lover? Or is it your wife? Come! Let us experience this show full of love together! The name of this song is "It's All You", welcome Li..."
In the waiting passage, Fan Shuangshuang and Zhou Le stood hand in hand next to Mr. Jia and Ms. Li. Both of them were thick-skinned and very strong in heart.
Zhou Le shook hands with Mr. Jia: "Come on, brother!"
Mr. Jia almost cried: "Yeah!"
Fan Shuangshuang hugged Ms. Li and smiled sweetly: "Sing well!"
Ms. Li smiled sweetly and said, "You two are so sweet, and the little guy is so handsome..."
As he said that, he looked at Zhou Le.
Fan Shuangshuang: "Thank you~"
Ms. Li and her husband took the stage and began lip-syncing.In order to reduce the recording time, they recorded the songs in advance and just performed well. After all, they are tired of looking at each other.
Zhou Le: "Auntie, is she younger than you?"
Fan Shuangshuang smiled and said: "Well, he is half a month younger than me."
Zhou Le: "Let me tell you, when I went to the bathroom just now, she asked for my WeChat message, but I didn't give it..."
Fan Shuangshuang shook her head slightly: "Maybe I just like rappers."
It's not easy!
Zhou Le looked out at the entrance of the passage and saw Ms. Li jumping up and down on the stage, showing off a series of inexplicably familiar hip-hop rap styles, while Mr. Jia on the side was almost crying, with red eyes and a stiff smile. .
When the program was broadcast, the barrage looked like this:
“This show is very environmentally friendly!”
"Song title "Love is a Light"!"
"Feeling sorry for Jia**"
"Why does she have the nerve to dance so happily?"
"Excellent acting skills!"
"This hairstyle is really nice. Where did it get it done?"
"Pige Hairdressing."
“I’ve been watching this show exclusively, and finally watched it…”
"This time Li has an aura of letting himself go."
"This typhoon feels inexplicably familiar."
"Infused with professional rap knowledge..."
“In-depth exchanges, very informative.”
"As expected of the youngest actress..."
Zhou Le felt this and said to Fan Shuangshuang: "Sister, if you don't love me anymore, remember to tell me and I will not pester you."
Several singers waiting at the venue all looked over, so brave!
Fan Shuangshuang looked at Zhou Le quietly, not wanting to speak.
I've been turned into Hulunbuir by you, did you say anything?Are you still worried about me?If I weren't determined to follow you, would I have a low profile and chase you?
Seeing that she didn't speak, Zhou Le added, "It's too difficult to be reliable even after giving birth..."
Then, he was beaten.
A group of singers loved what they heard and came to observe closely, watching Zhou Le being kicked by Fan Shuangshuang.
When it was Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang's turn to take the stage, it was another style of painting. The two people looked at each other with eyes that were so sweet.
Zhou Le first sang "Flying Birds" with Sister Shuang, and then Fan Shuangshuang sang "The Rest of My Life" with Zhou Le.
As it happens, both of these songs were sung specifically for each other.
The audience at the scene shouted again: "Kiss me~"
Zhou Le responded domineeringly: "What kind of kiss? Let the TV station increase the money."
This section was also cut into the feature film.
Two days later, when recording the New Year's Eve party in southern Hunan, she didn't meet poor Brother Jia, but she met Yang Mi who was closely tied to the southern Hunan channel. Fan Shuangshuang was not surprised at all, because this was all decided in advance. …
Yang Mi's certificate of surrender.
She is going to dance at this national New Year's Eve party wearing a low-cut tube skirt and a mink coat, which is very large.
While preparing backstage, Zhou Le had been playing King of Underworld with Yang Mi. Now the two of them are closer to each other, and they are playing smoothly.
Many artists are also worried about Zhou Le.
Just a few days after the fierce battle between Fan Shuangshuang and Yang Mi came to an end, you openly sat with Yang Mi and played games butt-to-butt?
Sister Shuang, won’t she tear you apart?
Obviously, everyone was overthinking it. Instead of having a fight with Yang Mi on the spot, Fan Shuangshuang acted very friendly, which was outrageous.
Fan Shuangshuang gave a fruit plate to Zhou Le and Yang Mi who were playing games, and fed them some with her own hands. While playing games, Yang Mi also took out the newly bought jade to give to Fan Shuangshuang. The vixen and the coquettish fox took selfies again and again. They were holding hands, so they didn't look too intimate.
This makes other artists hate Qi Jie. Aren't they mortal enemies?
The world is so magical!
In the evening, Yang Mi completed the certificate of nomination to a standard that exceeded expectations.
On the day the show aired, the ratings for her dancing segment reached its peak, which was higher than the later love song duet between Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang.
Yang Mi also received praise from Fan Shuangshuang...a box of pearl necklaces with strong symbolic meaning.
(End of this chapter)
The next day, when Zhou Le returned to the show station to pack his luggage, he met the Asian little king dog Zhilong Xiansheng. He became very polite, bowed and said honorifics. This stick even used English honorifics. It’s difficult to speak them all fluently.
Zhou Le did not give him face and told him bluntly: "Stop bullying my South Korean female fans online. They are loyal dogs trained by Li Fuzhen. They are all her hard work."
Inu Zhilong's face immediately turned pale: "I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore!"
At this moment, Zhilong finally realized.
It turns out that the reason why those female fans are so crazy and depraved is all the work of President Li Fuzhen. It was a gift from her to her master...
I must be crazy to provoke Zhou Le. I knew President Li was his fan, but who knew she was a little animal?
When leaving the station, Inu Zhilong was surrounded by a large group of media reporters outside. As the most famous and popular contestant of this season's "King of Electronic Music", his upset exit was unexpected by many people, and the least of them was... The only ones who are willing to do this are the South Korean media.
Inu Zhilong has now become more ideologically aware, and of course he will not talk nonsense. He seems very humble and sincere:
"Although it is sad to be eliminated, the entire program process is more important. Winning or losing is temporary, but experience is eternal."
"I just want to say about Zhou...he is a genius! I admire his talent and talent."
"Provocation? Yes, we have been enemies of each other from the very beginning on the show. This is the inevitable result of the hostility between our fans. Personally, I have no ill intentions towards him and even like his electronic music works very much. !”
"As for idols, Zhou is also very good. If I were a girl, I would fall in love with him without hesitation..."
Zhou Le insulted him, and Inu Zhilong would fight to the end, but what Zhou Le insulted was South Korea's top chaebol. Inu Zhilong saw with his own eyes the scene of her kneeling down and drawing a turtle, and it would be no exaggeration to say that he was frightened to death.
Facing the media that provoked and belittled Zhou Le, Quan Zhilong became very manic:
"Shut up! Assi, Zhou is a musical genius who only appears in a thousand years. I don't allow you to say this about him..."
Li Zhien on the side was embarrassed for him, thinking to himself, in the few minutes after I left last night, what kind of horrific things did Inu Zhilong experience in the room to make him look like this arrogant dog?
You know, Inu Zhilong has been extremely crazy along the way.
From a certain perspective, only people like him and Zhou Le, who are wanton and arrogant, can become true top stars.
And now?
He looked like a dog with its spine broken.
Zhou Le's side is much simpler.
media?
Interview?
Pick your sister, get out!
No money is given, just like interviewing top-notch people, just dream!
Zhou Le was in a very good mood today. After leaving the program, he did not return to China immediately. Instead, he took Xiao Di, Tangtang and Xiao Curry to the Maldives to play for a few days first.
Coke is in charge of logistical work such as air tickets, hotels, catering, and security, and is very busy.
Zhou Le was in a good mood because overnight, he not only unlocked two new partners, Tangtang and Little Curry, but also received a reward for the main mission.
[Main mission E: Participated in the film and television drama "A Thousand Bones of Flowers" and won the annual ratings championship. The mission reward is 12345 negative energy points. 】
[Current negative energy value: 110681]
at last……
You can buy a health and longevity card!
However, because it is a virtual card and needs to be near the user to activate it, Zhou Le has not purchased it yet.
This is also a surprise!
Zhou Le has been abroad during this period and has not paid attention to the ratings of "A Thousand Bones of Flowers". Unexpectedly, it has exploded.
The mission of "The King of Electronic Music" has not been completed yet, because the requirement for this mission is the annual championship, not the intercontinental championship.
[Main mission F: Participate in the international music competition variety show "The King of Electronic Music", win the annual championship, and be rewarded with 23456 negative energy points. 】
It doesn't matter!
It was no longer important to Zhou Le. The only thing he cared about about the dog system was the health and longevity card.
Three days later, photos of Zhou Le traveling to the Maldives with his three beauties began to go viral on the Internet.
Netizens are stunned. Your girlfriend was still in China and had an affair with Yang Mi, and she was beaten to a bloody head. How about you take three beauties to the Maldives to have fun?
Fortunately for Shirley, no one in the country knew her, while Direliba and Tang Yan were at the forefront of the limelight.
Fans of the two female celebrities have asked, what is your relationship?
Rumors were flying all over the sky for a while.
It is said that Zhou Le broke up with Fan Shuangshuang due to dissatisfaction with her starring in a large-scale movie, and fell in love with another red carpet actress Direliba.Some people say that Zhou Le used two boats to steal the beauties from the Western Regions behind Fan Shuangshuang's back.Others say that in order to seize Fan Shuangshuang's resources, Yang Mi photographed his best friend Tang Yan and sister Direliba to seduce Zhou Le.
Zhou Le can only say that these rumor makers... are inseparable.
A bizarre scene occurred. Fan Shuangshuang and Yang Mi, who were fighting life and death, spoke up to help Zhou Le clarify.
Fan Shuangshuang said that Tang Yan, Direliba and Shirley were all friends of Zhou Le. They went to the Asian finals of "The King of Electronic Music" to support Zhou Le. After Zhou Le advanced, he invited them to travel and eat delicious food.
Yang Mi also issued a statement, saying that he would sue anyone who continues to smear Direliba and Zhou Le. In addition, Tangtang is my best friend, and she and Xiaodi went to watch the performance live.
After the statement was released, the two sides continued to fight.
Da Mi Mi is a little bit impatient. Fan Shuang Shuang is Fan Shuang Shuang after all. Even if she is also covered in dirty stuff, Sister Shuang is still fierce and Jiang is old and spicy.
At this time, Zhou Le had returned to Shudu. The semester was almost over and he had to come back to cope with the exam.
Yes, the teacher drew the questions for him and he spent several days memorizing the answers.
It’s not that Zhou Le is trying to be a big name, it’s that the leaders of Sichuan Music, especially the folk music department, are trying to save face and are afraid that the top Zhou Le will fail the exam, which would be very embarrassing.
Zhou Le has not been back to school for several months. When he came back, he felt strange and familiar at the same time.
On the playground, there are also signs saying no sleeping on the table tennis table.
There are also big words written outside the dormitory building... It is forbidden to insult girls who express love.
In the corridor of the dormitory building, there are signs written... It is forbidden to fry and sell hot pot base in the dormitory.
There is also a banner hanging outside the bamboo forest behind the school: "It is strictly forbidden to dig bamboo shoots, 200 for each one."
Even at the door of the teachers' building, there is a sign saying "It is forbidden to bring students back to the dormitory building."
These are the new atmosphere Zhou Le has brought to the school. With Zhou Le's help, the school's rules and regulations have become much thicker, and each one is very specific, laying a solid foundation for the school's long-term development.
During these days at school, Zhou Le lived under the flashlight every day. Some people secretly photographed him in class, some secretly photographed him while eating, and some were sneaking around with their cellphones in the bathroom. The most outrageous thing was that one day when Zhou Le woke up, he found Zhang Chong in the bathroom. Recording a video of him, Zhou Le was so frightened that he quickly beat him up.
It's all because Zhou Le is so popular that even some teachers came to him to take photos and ask for autographs.
The cafeteria aunt also asked him and Fan Shuangshuang when they would have a baby.
Roommates Zhang Chong, Zhao Qi and Lin Zihao are concerned about the battle between Fan Shuangshuang and Yang Mi. They check Weibo every day to read the news, report the battle situation to Zhou Le, and actively make suggestions, such as sneaking into Yang Mi's company to steal the official seal. Strategies abound.
Zhou Le has already convinced them, aren't you just improvising?Failed another exam this year?
On the night after the final exam, the four brothers had hot pot together.
It's not Zhou Le who's treating us, it's Wang Zhengliang who's treating us.
Because they seem to have become popular...
Two months ago, after Zhou Le held a concert in Beijing, while having a late-night snack with He Jiong, he heard that the second season of "Mushroom House" would start after the next year. Before that, there was a show called "Mushroom House". In the warm-up program of "Welcome to the Mushroom House", Zhou Le immediately recommended Wang Zhengliang and his five champion brothers who had never been to the Spring Festival Gala.
It was just a casual mention at that time, and He Jiong took it to heart. He also wanted to help those few people, so they went to that show to be guests.
There are only four episodes of the show in total, divided into two waves of guests, and they are the first wave.
Originally, they were just a few brothers committing murder and finding a pleasant place to drink and have fun. Unexpectedly, the show became very popular immediately after it was broadcast. The mental state of the re-employed boy band made people laugh to death, and their real resistance to music talent made them laugh. The audience was impressed, so they caused a wave of heated discussions on the Internet.
This time they were favored by the God of Variety Shows.
In just two episodes of the program, many famous scenes such as tadpole fishing, dog language translation, divorce jokes, table lifting, invalid charging of three-bouncers, group bullying, etc. were revealed.
Many troll netizens urged them to record group songs. At first, they didn't pay attention. They felt that group songs and becoming famous were too far away. You must know that Stubborn Donkey and Silent Stubborn Donkey were still banned by Mango, but they underestimated it. The power of netizens in the mobile Internet era.
Tuanzong is really here!
And it was built for them by Mango. Although the cost is very low and the investment is very small, they really waited for this opportunity.
"Master, thank you. I mainly want to thank you on behalf of them!"
Wang Zhengliang had a drink with Zhou Le.
Zhou Le gulped it down and said: "Why are you thanking me? Master, you have to thank Teacher He and Director Chen. Teacher He and Long Nidan were so embarrassed in front of each other that you could be on that show. In the end, it was Director Chen Ruhan who The one who made the decision and set the tone told you to give it a try."
Director Chen, of course it was Zhou Le who called to ask for help.
Wang Zhengliang said while ironing his belly: "I just helped them with their message. I'm not thanking you. I don't need another job, but you did help a few of them, mainly Chen Chusheng, Su Xing and Lu Huji."
Zhou Le: "How about Tuanzheng? I heard it is broadcast on Mango Video?"
Wang Zhengliang: "I don't know. The investment is only 500 million, and there is only one commercial sponsor."
Zhou Le was shocked: "500 million? Do a variety show? You missed a zero, right?"
The three brothers in the dormitory couldn't get in the conversation. Both Wang Zhengliang and Zhou Le were very far away from them now. They just felt that 500 million was already a big number, and the 5000 million that Zhou Le said was beyond their reach. Dare to think.
Wang Zhengliang said: "We are a small production, and we only shoot six or seven episodes, just for fun. Besides, these guys are very cheap."
Zhou Le: "Do you want me to invest? You can still get it for 2000 to [-] million."
"Forget it, it's just a group show created by netizens to make fun of them. It's just a poor travel show that doesn't cost a lot of money..."
"Then I'll give you a thousand and a half, round up. You can travel on a budget, but according to your personality of never letting go of music when you are on the show, don't save money when making music. Don't waste copyrights, equipment, stages, etc. At once."
"This... music is a problem. Many of their own song copyrights are not in their hands."
"Then it's settled. I'll have someone contact Mango Video later."
Zhou Lehao was furious, not because he had enough money to show off, but because he had watched "Welcome to the Mushroom House", and the variety show and relaxation of the acquaintance game were even better than "The Mushroom House".Moreover, these old fast boys are also very talented and are naturally suitable for variety shows. Moreover, their attitude towards music is really hard to say.
Therefore, Zhou Le believes that investment will not lose money, otherwise, even the master will not invest blindly.
Wang Zhengliang smiled and said: "Does this mean I got investment? You... I'll do some skin care later, so I don't lose money to you."
Lin Zihao, the fourth child who was engrossed in eating at the side, suddenly raised his head: "Boss, are you so rich now?"
Zhou Le grinned: "You don't even know that the wealthy women circle in China have raised my net worth to 500 million, 500 million in one night! It's only 500 million, and I earned it back in three days."
Lin Zihao: "Sister Shuang, will you also give me money?"
slap~
A big fight.
It was given to Lin Zihao by Wang Zhengliang. The old man laughed and scolded: "Criticism is more than culture! Do you know how much he earned from a concert in Gouyue? Fifty-sixty million! Moreover, his shares in Douyin are now worth 6000 billion!" "
The three younger brothers looked at their boss in shock and had an urge to pick up soap. They knew Zhou Lehong and knew Zhou Le was rich, but they didn't know he was so rich.
Zhou Le put all the beef in the pot into his bowl and said: "Don't be stunned, eat, eat more!"
Three people: "..."
You've finished fishing, why don't we eat the hot pot base?
Zhou Le added: "Douyin shares cannot be liquidated within three years, it is just a number. The money earned from the concert belongs to Fan Shuangshuang's company. I only get an appearance fee of 500 million for each performance, and I also have to pay 45% tax. In fact, there is no Master said I earned so much, but because the album sold well, I still saved some money."
Zhang Chong said: "You and Sister Shuang are so clearly distinguished?"
Zhou Le: "They have been working hard for 20 years, so why should I? Only when money is clearly distinguished can the relationship be pure."
Lin Zihao: "Aren't you just in a love relationship?"
Zhou Le: "Children don't understand, don't talk nonsense. There are many types of love in the entertainment industry. Sister Shuang and I belong to...a relationship between soul and body."
Wang Zhengliang: "Bah! Don't teach the children badly. You three, don't learn from Zhou Le."
The three people were eager to say this...as if we could learn it.
Especially Zhang Chong, the posters on the ceiling have changed three times. Thank you boss for fulfilling my dream...
Zhao Qi asked in a low voice: "What about the online quarrel between Sister Shuang and Yang Mi..."
Wang Zhengliang also looked at Zhou Le and asked, "What's going on with Yang Mi?"
What he meant was that there were rumors in the circle that Yang Mi had volunteered himself to Zhou Le time and time again. Is this true?If it was true, how could she dare to compete with Fan Shuangshuang?
Zhou Leyi smiled: "Don't you understand? This is called hedging! No matter who loses or wins, it is not a loss. Moreover, there is a high probability that there will be no loser in this arena, and the loser will be someone else. When the time is right, promote a young artist Come out and stand up to the thunder..."
At this time, Lin Zihao held up his mobile phone and said, "Huh??? Why him?"
Zhou Le: "Whose house collapsed?"
Judging from the time, the overt and covert fight between Yang Mi and Fan Shuangshuang is almost over, and it's time to sacrifice one person to the heaven.
Zhao Qi and Zhang Chong also leaned over to look at Lin Zihao's cell phone, and they both showed strange expressions.
"Isn't it?"
"Zhou Le, do you have so much energy?"
"She's also half a top-notch woman!"
"The man is also very popular..."
"Rap champion?!"
Zhou Le was puzzled. He took Lin Zihao's phone and took a look at it. His pupils were shaking: "Oh my god..."
This was not the result Zhou Le had expected, and he immediately realized that this time it was not a sacrifice, but a coincidence.
It's really not as good as God!
Zhou Le handed the phone to Wang Zhengliang, who choked after taking one look and burst into tears.
After a while, Wang Zhengliang blew his nose and said blankly: "Is this really not something Fan Shuangshuang and Yang Mi did? Isn't it a coincidence?"
Zhou Lezhi shook his head: "I feel sorry for Brother Xiaoliang."
Wang Zhengliang: "Don't yell! I am me and he is him. My head is not green."
Lin Zihao took back his cell phone and continued to eat: "Wow~ Last night I said I was going to have my hair done, but today it was revealed, haha, top class Nopu'er~ Zhou Le is lying! What happened to Sister Shuang and Da Mi Mi, Suddenly no one paid attention, and the trending searches and headlines were all about hair styles.”
Zhou Le sighed: "China has hip-hop, but Brother Liang has no home! Love is a ray of light, so green it makes you panic..."
Wang Mouliang kicked Zhou Le, and he was insulted by you.
This matter was really not caused by Fan Shuangshuang or Yang Mi. Although Moulu was also Yang Mi's best friend, and Mi Mi had the ancestral skills to deceive her best friend, this matter was revealed by a big dog.
In fact, Zhou Le, Da Mi Mi and others knew about it as early as half a year ago at the King's Event. At that time, everyone felt sorry for Brother Liang.
The day after the exam, Zhou Le drove his Lamborghini back to his hometown.
Give grandma a health and longevity card! !
As soon as the supercar rolled onto the streets of the town, it caused a stir and onlookers - the territory was stuck.
Zhou Le scratched his head, why didn't Hua Jie and Shuang Shuang Kai get stuck in their territory when they came back?
This shabby town is still... familiar?
Fortunately, there were many people watching. Zhou Le posed a few times for them to take pictures, then took out a Huazi from the front trunk, called a few energetic guys who had been fishing with Tintin since childhood, took the car out, and continued to drive home. .
The car stopped outside the canteen on School Street. Zhou Le got out of the car and saw a large group of people.
Instead of just watching the show, they gathered in a group on the street to watch the quarrel.
Zhou Le relied on his height to see the two protagonists in the crowd, one was Zhang Douhua'er, the fat as a ball shop owner, and the other was Zhou Le's grandmother Zhou Sufang.
I saw that one of the two had his hips akimbo and his buttocks akimbo, with spit flying all over his face, while the other was hunched and skinny, pointing his fingers while singing and dancing.
To say that Zhou Le also comes from a musical family, my grandma’s ability to curse is much better than Zhou Le’s rap.
Zhou Le didn't care about them. The two of them were used to quarreling twice in three days.
He returned to the entrance of the canteen and moved a small maza, and sat at the door listening to his grandma's rap.
Yo~Three bets!
I admire you……
This is how the per capita rapper in the Southwest came about. After all, I have been exposed to it since I was a child, and I can talk about it in a decent way.
Zhou Le entered the system. [Purchasing the "Health and Longevity Card" will consume 99999 negative energy points. Do you want to confirm the purchase? 】
【whether】
Yes!
Zhou Le bought it directly, and then, there was a cyan prop card in his mind.
[Current negative energy value: 10682]
[Please select the person to use the "Health and Longevity Card"...]
After a while, Zhou Le bound the health and longevity card to grandma. However, this thing takes effect slowly and requires a process.
but……
There was a burst of screams: "Hey~ I'm hitting someone, this old guy is hitting me, please help me..."
A domineering roar: "Pi Ha Granny! What are you looking at? Get out!"
The crowd of onlookers immediately dispersed, and those who knew him nodded and said hello to Zhou Le.
After the crowd dispersed, Zhang Douhuaer sat on the ground with disheveled hair, her down jacket was torn and frayed, crying with runny nose and tears, and one shoe was missing from her feet.
Next to her, Zhou Sufang had an unruly smile on her face, and the standard villain emoticon: "You are chewing thiophene! Mother-in-law bends her feet, and the bastard of the fetal god haha~ Can you beat me in a fight? Can you beat me in a fight? I'll give you a dog's thumb. Tear it apart, bah~ Explode the chicken! Death and plague..."
Zhou Le smiled slightly. Although this card takes effect slowly, it can be seen that it has blessed grandma with a lot of mental power as soon as it was bound!
She who is almost 70 years old can defeat Zhang Douhuaer, who is in his 40s, which was impossible before.
Zhou Sufang was in high spirits, circling Zhang Douhuaer and scolding her.
So dirty!
Zhou Le couldn't stand listening.
At this time, Zhang Douhua'er's daughter, Fat Ya, shuttled over with a notebook against the wall, asked Zhou Le for his autograph, and even took a photo with him to show off to the class.
Zhou Le took a few selfies with her and asked, "What was the quarrel about again this time?"
Fat Ya: "Oh, it was my mother who showed your mother-in-law Fan Shuangshuang's video and said you were gay..."
Zhou Le smiled: "That's really what you deserve!"
Fatty also nodded: "That is to say, TV shows are all staged, and she thought it was real. She feels so comfortable now that her shoes have been knocked off."
Zhou Le gave her a bag of dry noodles and asked her to retreat first. If her mother saw that she was collaborating with the enemy, she would be beaten again when she got home.
Zhou Sufang danced a few laps around Zhang Douhua'er, then realized that her grandson was back. She gave Zhang Douhua'er a big blow before running back to the canteen with a kind smile on her face: "You're back, Sui? What do you want to eat? Shuang Shuang. Shuang Nan?"
Zhou Le: "She is still doing movie roadshows and may not be free during the New Year. After the New Year, I will bring her to give you New Year greetings."
Zhou Sufang said worriedly: "Um, her movies were all fake? Didn't you quarrel?"
Zhou Le pulled her to sit down: "We are very good, don't worry, I will let her get pregnant next year! I also went to see the movie when it was being filmed, and there was a stand-in girl who looked very similar to her. The scenes without clothes are all stand-ins..."
Zhou Sufang felt relieved after hearing this, and then ran out and beat Zhang Douhuaer, and used an impromptu freestyle to teach her what a stuntman was.
Later, the police came.
It was the deputy director who personally led the team and asked people to help Zhang Douhuaer to write the transcripts. Then, he was scolded by Zhou Sufang.
The deputy director looked upright: "Auntie, please stop saying a few words and go back alone to drink some water to moisten your throat. I'll ask Zhou Le to set up the Dragon Gate Formation."
This was Zhou Le's distant cousin. Every time Zhou Sufang had a fight or quarrel with someone, he would be asked to come. After all, the old woman was so cruel and cunning that everyone was afraid of her.Once Zhou Sufang was fined for being unreasonable. She was still not convinced, so she went to the police station in the middle of the night and punctured the director's car tires.
The director's cousin and Zhou Le were not familiar with each other because of the big age difference and they didn't move around very much, but they knew each other.
The purpose of his visit was very simple. On behalf of the town leaders, he expressed condolences to Zhou Le, apologized for the car chassis getting stuck, and said that the town's infrastructure and people's livelihood projects were not doing well because the officials were too poor. The leaders are very ashamed of not spending money to improve the living conditions of the people in the town.
How can Zhou Le make the leader ashamed?
He handed his cousin a packet of Huazi: "You're causing trouble for the leader! I grew up here, but I have never contributed to my hometown. Whenever my cousin is free, I will treat you to dinner. I want to take some Use one million dollars to build roads in the town..."
My cousin is very happy. This little cousin is not old and has a bad temper, but he is also a smart person, so...
Zhou Sufang and Zhang Douhuaer were determined to be fighting each other.
The younger one apologizes to the older one, which is called respecting the old, loving the young and carrying forward traditional virtues.
That night, Fatty was beaten until she gained weight.
After staying at home for two days, Zhou Le wandered around the streets with nothing to do all day, played billiards with his former classmates, and ate barbecue at roadside stalls.
Then, he took his luggage and flew to Shanghai to record Shanghai TV's New Year's Eve party.
As the end of the year approaches, celebrities have a lot of work to do.
Originally, Zhou Le planned to take his grandma with him, take her on a trip and celebrate the New Year in the capital.
Zhou Sufang heard that Fan Shuangshuang was going to celebrate the New Year at Fan's house this year and said she would not go to the capital. She said she would stay in her hometown for the New Year and burn some paper money for Grandpa Zhou Le on the New Year's day.
Zhou Le also expressed his understanding of this and promised to finish his work a few days in advance and go home for the New Year.
There is no way to ask Fan Shuangshuang to come to Zhou's house to celebrate the New Year. After all, it is just a love relationship. Isn't it bullying someone who has no reputation and no status?
Zhou Le has three types of jobs at the end of the year. One is to record the New Year's Eve parties of major TV stations, the other is to shoot a few commercials that have been squeezed out, and the other is to attend major award ceremonies.
For the New Year's Eve party, Zhou Le signed with three television stations, Shanghai, Jiangzhe, and Xiangnan. Fan Shuangshuang was also tied to the business because of her love relationship with Zhou Le.
For example, at Shanghai TV's New Year's Eve concert, she and Zhou Le will sing two songs together.
Also bundled are Mr. Jia and Ms. Li.
We met during the rehearsal. Mr. Jia looked haggard and had dull eyes, while Ms. Li was radiant and full of hip-hop style.Although some things have been exposed, the contract for the concert was signed long ago, and if you don't come, you will lose money, so they still have to perform a romantic love song together.
Zhou Le didn't bother Mr. Jia and just nodded to him to express his comfort.
While resting, Zhou Le lay on Sister Shuang's lap and sighed: "It's so difficult for him..."
Fan Shuangshuang sneered while peeling the apple: "You still have the nerve to pity others? Does anyone pity me?"
Zhou Le: "What's wrong with you?"
Fan Shuangshuang: "I'm much greener than him!"
Zhou Le: "..."
Generally, TV stations invite a lot of celebrities to their New Year's Eve parties. Many of them don't have separate rest rooms and the venue is not enough. However, as Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang are the top men and women in the circle, their treatment is naturally the best. Not only do they have separate rest rooms , and you can also choose the rehearsal time.
Fan Shuangshuang rolled her eyes at Zhou Le and cursed: "You are traveling to the Maldives with three beauties, why can't you choose a less remote place? Fortunately, you brought three of them. If you had only brought one, Yang Mixi and I would both I can’t help you wash it! Don’t think you’re safe abroad. Many things happen from abroad.”
Zhou Letian was shameless: "How simple is that? If something happened to me, just tell me that you would have broken off the relationship with me long ago. When the limelight is over, I will bring you back."
Fan Shuangshuang was speechless, and after a long while she said: "I really want to stab you with a knife!"
Zhou Le smiled evilly: "You were stabbed!"
Fan Shuangshuang spat: "Bah~ I don't know you yet? The abacus can be heard in the Maldives! Do you want me to pretend to break up with you? Haha, some people are eager to do that. They will surely get the upper hand in a minute. What else does it have to do with me? Am I a fool?"
Zhou Le was confused by her and looked up at Sister Shuang's double chin: "Who is it? Yang Mi? Is she worthy?"
Fan Shuangshuang stuffed the peeled apple into Zhou Le's mouth and touched his face: "Direliba. Don't speak for her. I'm not worried about anything else. I'm just a little afraid of her. You're too partial, you know?" She is so kind to you, good-looking, and young..."
Zhou Le was eating the apple, watching his girlfriend's jealous look, and felt extremely satisfied: "Sister Xiao Di is indeed very good, gentle and cute, and she is also very edible."
Fan Shuangshuang took two deep breaths: "Is it true that grandma won't come to the capital to celebrate the New Year?"
Zhou Le lied and said: "She is old and misses her family. After the Chinese New Year, we can go to her hometown and take her to the capital to stay for a few days."
Fan Shuangshuang said nothing more, lowered her head and touched Zhou Le's head, falling into deep thought.
After a while, Fan Shuangshuang woke up with a start and slapped the dog's paw off her chest: "What are you doing?"
Zhou Le: "If you don't respond when I tell you, I'll touch you to see if you still have a heartbeat."
Fan Shuangshuang stunned Zhou Le and said, "How about... I will go home with you to spend the New Year with grandma this year."
Zhou Le was taken aback: "No, this is so wronging you!"
Fan Shuangshuang: "I don't care! I am 16 years older than you. From the moment I decided to be with you, I have no shame. Grandma likes me, which is my only advantage over Direliba now."
Zhou Le: "Auntie, you have many advantages, such as... good skills."
Snapped!
Fan Shuangshuang slapped him: "You f*****, is that a fucking advantage?"
That's where Fan Shuangshuang feels most inferior. Which man doesn't like novices?Even that silly girl Gunalizha was taken care of by Zhou Le because she was a novice.
Zhou Le didn't mind. He turned over and hugged her, burying his head on her bulging belly, which became very soft after getting fat.
Fan Shuangshuang looked at the little boy dotingly, feeling inexplicably sad: "I don't have much time to spend with you. I will be old in a few years, so you should dislike me... Go home earlier for the New Year and spend more time with you." Grandma, that's good too. When you change your mind one day, I will disappear from your world."
Zhou Le buried himself on his cute little belly and said angrily: "You are too naive, I will breed a child for you tonight!"
Fan Shuangshuang was stunned, then smiled: "If you dare to sow, I will give birth to you..."
Zhou Le stood up and grabbed Fan Shuangshuang's neck: "Little ****, who are you looking down on? I'll plant it now!"
Fan Shuangshuang couldn't stop giggling.
In the evening, the recording of the concert officially began. A large number of big names and celebrities gathered backstage in the studio and took turns recording.
Many celebrities came over to say hello to Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang, not only because Zhou Le is so popular with Sister Shuang, but also because they are so sweet and seem to communicate easily, unlike a certain couple...
Sister Shuang was radiant and graceful, and Zhou Letian was shameless and talked a lot, chatting happily with other artists.
Mr. Jia was in the corner, looking at Zhou Le enviously and thinking, are all their rappers so lovable?
11. Fan Pipi and Huang Penghao really want to stick to Zhou Le. They haven’t seen Zhou Le for a long time. Once they are big brothers, they will always be big brothers. These two people are quite popular this year, if Zhou Le is not so dazzling. If so, their fame would be even greater.
After a while, Huang Penghao and Fan Pipi started fighting again. The reason was that Huang Penghao said that his eldest brother really liked Bentley car lights and took over Lamborghini car lights.
Fortunately, the recording process of the program was tight and they were taken separately to prepare.
At the end of the New Year's Eve concert, Mr. Jia and Ms. Li took the stage in front of Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang.
The host was very emotional: "Who are you with in the last few hours of this year? Who are you spending time with? If you are watching our program at this moment, is it your friends or your family who are accompanying you? Lover? Is it your lover? Or is it your wife? Come! Let us experience this show full of love together! The name of this song is "It's All You", welcome Li..."
In the waiting passage, Fan Shuangshuang and Zhou Le stood hand in hand next to Mr. Jia and Ms. Li. Both of them were thick-skinned and very strong in heart.
Zhou Le shook hands with Mr. Jia: "Come on, brother!"
Mr. Jia almost cried: "Yeah!"
Fan Shuangshuang hugged Ms. Li and smiled sweetly: "Sing well!"
Ms. Li smiled sweetly and said, "You two are so sweet, and the little guy is so handsome..."
As he said that, he looked at Zhou Le.
Fan Shuangshuang: "Thank you~"
Ms. Li and her husband took the stage and began lip-syncing.In order to reduce the recording time, they recorded the songs in advance and just performed well. After all, they are tired of looking at each other.
Zhou Le: "Auntie, is she younger than you?"
Fan Shuangshuang smiled and said: "Well, he is half a month younger than me."
Zhou Le: "Let me tell you, when I went to the bathroom just now, she asked for my WeChat message, but I didn't give it..."
Fan Shuangshuang shook her head slightly: "Maybe I just like rappers."
It's not easy!
Zhou Le looked out at the entrance of the passage and saw Ms. Li jumping up and down on the stage, showing off a series of inexplicably familiar hip-hop rap styles, while Mr. Jia on the side was almost crying, with red eyes and a stiff smile. .
When the program was broadcast, the barrage looked like this:
“This show is very environmentally friendly!”
"Song title "Love is a Light"!"
"Feeling sorry for Jia**"
"Why does she have the nerve to dance so happily?"
"Excellent acting skills!"
"This hairstyle is really nice. Where did it get it done?"
"Pige Hairdressing."
“I’ve been watching this show exclusively, and finally watched it…”
"This time Li has an aura of letting himself go."
"This typhoon feels inexplicably familiar."
"Infused with professional rap knowledge..."
“In-depth exchanges, very informative.”
"As expected of the youngest actress..."
Zhou Le felt this and said to Fan Shuangshuang: "Sister, if you don't love me anymore, remember to tell me and I will not pester you."
Several singers waiting at the venue all looked over, so brave!
Fan Shuangshuang looked at Zhou Le quietly, not wanting to speak.
I've been turned into Hulunbuir by you, did you say anything?Are you still worried about me?If I weren't determined to follow you, would I have a low profile and chase you?
Seeing that she didn't speak, Zhou Le added, "It's too difficult to be reliable even after giving birth..."
Then, he was beaten.
A group of singers loved what they heard and came to observe closely, watching Zhou Le being kicked by Fan Shuangshuang.
When it was Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang's turn to take the stage, it was another style of painting. The two people looked at each other with eyes that were so sweet.
Zhou Le first sang "Flying Birds" with Sister Shuang, and then Fan Shuangshuang sang "The Rest of My Life" with Zhou Le.
As it happens, both of these songs were sung specifically for each other.
The audience at the scene shouted again: "Kiss me~"
Zhou Le responded domineeringly: "What kind of kiss? Let the TV station increase the money."
This section was also cut into the feature film.
Two days later, when recording the New Year's Eve party in southern Hunan, she didn't meet poor Brother Jia, but she met Yang Mi who was closely tied to the southern Hunan channel. Fan Shuangshuang was not surprised at all, because this was all decided in advance. …
Yang Mi's certificate of surrender.
She is going to dance at this national New Year's Eve party wearing a low-cut tube skirt and a mink coat, which is very large.
While preparing backstage, Zhou Le had been playing King of Underworld with Yang Mi. Now the two of them are closer to each other, and they are playing smoothly.
Many artists are also worried about Zhou Le.
Just a few days after the fierce battle between Fan Shuangshuang and Yang Mi came to an end, you openly sat with Yang Mi and played games butt-to-butt?
Sister Shuang, won’t she tear you apart?
Obviously, everyone was overthinking it. Instead of having a fight with Yang Mi on the spot, Fan Shuangshuang acted very friendly, which was outrageous.
Fan Shuangshuang gave a fruit plate to Zhou Le and Yang Mi who were playing games, and fed them some with her own hands. While playing games, Yang Mi also took out the newly bought jade to give to Fan Shuangshuang. The vixen and the coquettish fox took selfies again and again. They were holding hands, so they didn't look too intimate.
This makes other artists hate Qi Jie. Aren't they mortal enemies?
The world is so magical!
In the evening, Yang Mi completed the certificate of nomination to a standard that exceeded expectations.
On the day the show aired, the ratings for her dancing segment reached its peak, which was higher than the later love song duet between Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang.
Yang Mi also received praise from Fan Shuangshuang...a box of pearl necklaces with strong symbolic meaning.
(End of this chapter)
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