Water Margin: Lu Bu sits on Mount Liang

Chapter 1012: Red Peach Mountain Couple
"Brother, what are you talking about?"

Seeing that Chao Gai was only drinking, Liu Tang stood up anxiously and said, "The brothers Qian Bin and Qian Yi are now getting along well with Sun Xin, Liu Tong has become Dai Zong's disciple, and even the Duan family is getting along well with the Songs. I saw Duan Sanniang looking for Song Qing a while ago, and I'm afraid that her good brother is going to arrange a marriage between the two.

Brother, in two days Song Jiang will..."

bang——

The wine bowl smashed on the table, some turbid liquid spilled out, and a smell of alcohol filled the air.

"How about two days later? If you want this position, just tell me directly."

bang bang-

He pounded his chest with his fist several times and said, "He saved Chao Gai's life. What's the point of a mountain stronghold leader? Just give it to him."

"But, but..." Liu Tang was a little anxious. The red spots on his face turned darker. He scratched his scalp irritably, but he didn't know what to say.

"Alright." Chao Gai waved his hands at the men and said, "I know you are afraid that I will suffer a loss, but I, Chao Gai, do not care about these false names. I was the village guard before, so I can be abandoned just like that, right?"

Wang Dashou and Bai Sheng looked at each other with strange expressions on their faces.

Chao Gai looked at the three of them and sighed, "Brothers, you have defiled your innocent bodies and become bandits, which is already a hardship in the world. If you continue to scheme against each other, how can you live like this..."

Before he could finish his sentence, there was a sudden sound of gongs and drums outside. The four people in the room looked at each other. Bai Sheng stood up suddenly and said, "I'll go outside and take a look."

He opened the door and ran out, leaving the three people in the room in silence.

"What are you looking at? It must be that Brother Song Jiang has won another victory..." Liu Tang sat down on the chair, poured himself a bowl of wine and drank it in one gulp.

Wang Dashou, who was standing aside, frowned and looked at the direction where the sound came from. From time to time, he rubbed his beard on his chin with his hand, looking very uneasy.

Chao Gai also lost interest in talking. His expression was calm, showing no signs of joy, anger, sorrow or happiness. He just picked up the bowl again and drank the wine in it. Some wine beads hanging on the wall of the bowl dripped onto his steel beard and then slid down onto his clothes.

Bai Sheng was out for quite some time, and after a while, the White Rat came back in a hurry: "I figured it out, it was Brother Song Jiang who came back to the mountain, and he brought back the leader of a mountain."

Liu Tang looked at him while holding the wine bowl: "Who is it?"

Bai Sheng didn't keep anyone in suspense. He took a breath and announced the answer: "Lei Yingchun and his wife."

The other three people in the room sat up straight one by one. Liu Tang put the bowl on the table and scratched his ears: "Who?"

"Lei Yingchun, his wife Zhang Yue'e, and the five useless people under him." Bai Sheng repeated.

"The seven dead eight in Red Peach Mountain?!"

Liu Tang stood up with a slap on the table, and wanted to leave, but he sighed and sat down again. Chao Gai looked at him and turned his gaze to Bai Sheng: "These guys are all capable, and they fought with the people on the mountain. How come they surrendered because of Brother Song Jiang?"

Bai Sheng came over and poured himself a sip of wine, then wiped the wine stains from the corners of his mouth: "I just asked Liu Tong about it, and it's a dangerous trip.

Brother Song Jiang went to other military states to borrow food, but when he came back, the food was robbed by that guy named Lei. Of course we wouldn't stand for that, so Brother Song Jiang immediately gathered his troops and went to challenge him. As you know, that guy is quite capable, and he fought with Mu Hong for twenty rounds without a clear winner. Our guy Qiu Xiang didn't like him and shot him with an arrow.

As a result, he provoked his wife Zhang Yue'e to fight. Mu Chun didn't know how powerful he was and rushed forward, but was chopped by the crazy woman. His brother certainly wouldn't stand for that, so he went out to fight with the crazy woman, but was defeated in less than ten rounds. Then Sun Li, Lei Heng, and Zhu Tong came on the field one after another, and were all defeated by the woman in more than ten or twenty rounds. "

Bai Sheng was so excited that he couldn't help dancing with joy: "But we have more people on our side. Under the command of Brother Song Jiang, the two idiots from the Qian family, Shi Jin, Yang Chun, and Chen Da led the army to attack. Brother Wu Song and that bastard Li Kui also joined the battle. Seeing that we have more people, that crazy woman Zhang Yue'e didn't dare to fight and was defeated."

Liu Tang frowned: "This is not dangerous."

Wang Dashou nodded vigorously.

"Listen to me." Bai Sheng rolled his eyes and said, "Then Brother Song Jiang led people to seal the entrance and exit of Hongtao Mountain. Everyone thought we were sure to win this time.

Little did they know that crazy woman Zhang Yue'e would bring the Five Gods from the mountain down from a dangerous place, hang on a rope, sneak into the military camp in the dark and capture Brother Song Jiang."

"...Why didn't he just cut his throat?" Liu Tang muttered, and Chao Gai, who was listening nearby, glared at him viciously.

Bai Sheng didn't hear clearly, and continued to talk to himself: "I don't know what Brother Song Jiang said afterwards, but he was held captive on the mountain by the two men surnamed Lei for several days, and he surrendered just like that."

He spread his hands and said, "Bring the 1,200 people from the entire Red Peach Mountain to join us. We are preparing a banquet outside. I think we can come for a while..."

"Brother Tianwang! Little brother Song Jiang is back!"

As if in response, Song Jiang's slightly magnetic voice came over, Bai Sheng quickly stopped talking and moved away, then saw several figures coming in, the first one who was half a head shorter was the famous timely rain Song Jiang. The short and dark man took two steps forward and bowed to Chao Gai: "I'm not in the mountain stronghold, I wonder if you are in good health? I really miss you, brother."

Chao Gai did not dare to allow him to perform such a ceremony, and quickly stood up to help him up: "My dear brother, why are you performing such a ceremony? Are you going to shorten my life?"

"No." Song Jiang smiled on his dark face, "It's just that I haven't seen you for a long time and I miss you so much."

“Hahaha——” Chao Gai laughed heroically: “It’s only a few months, but it’s hard for you to go out and borrow food.”

Looking at the four figures behind him, some of them were familiar and some were unfamiliar. He narrowed his eyes and said, "Who are these people..."

"Humph--"

A handsome man with fair skin turned his head away and snorted coldly. One of his arms was still hanging in front of his chest, and it was obvious that he had been injured not long ago.

Chao Gai raised his eyebrows and said, "Lei Yingchun, I didn't ask you. Who in Fangshan doesn't know you with your pretty face and hair?"

"Mr. Chao, don't think I came here to lose to you." Lei Yingchun jumped up and pointed at him: "Let me first tell you that I am following Song Jiang, not you Chao Gai."

Song Jiang's smiling expression suddenly darkened.

Chao Gai's purple face suddenly turned red, and he pointed his spear at him and cursed: "You are showing off your charm, you are too young to try to sow discord between my brothers."

Behind Lei Yingchun, a frail figure swayed her waist and walked forward slowly. She had a delicate face, two willow-shaped eyebrows, and an expression that made people feel particularly pitiful.

The woman slowly raised her soft and boneless hands and put her hands on her waist. "What are you trying to do here, you ballless eunuch? I have fought with you in Fangshan at Hongtao Mountain at least 110 times, and you always retreated first. Why are you pretending to be a hero under my skirt now?

Give me back my man and show off your charm. If you want to sell yourself, you need someone to want your face. I'm afraid that those who come to buy prostitutes will be turned off by you and lose your love, and then they will have to ask your madam to pay compensation after the transaction.

spit--

Useless stuff! "

She pointed her well-manicured finger at Song Jiang and said, "If it wasn't for this Song who said there was a way to get rid of this bandit skin, you see if I would cut off your two balls and roast them to feed the dogs."

"you……"

Chao Gai's face turned black after being scolded. Liu Tang was furious: "How dare you, a lowly servant, insult my brother? You are courting death!"

"Yo~" Zhang Yue'e looked Liu Tang up and down and sneered: "You look like a ghost, neither human nor ghost. Even pee can't see your face." Liu Tang's blood rushed to his head, his eyes were filled with hot blood, and his whole body was shaking.

Song Jiang cursed this bitch in his heart, and quickly rushed to the center of the field, shouting, "Shut up!"

He stared at the Lei couple and said, "When you came here, you two said that you were willing to stand together with my brothers from Fangshan and would not bring up old grudges. I just brought you two here to pay a visit to my brother. Why did you change your face when you got here? Are you going to go back on your word?"

He pulled out a sharp knife from his bosom and threw it to the ground: "It's okay to insult me, Song Jiang, but insulting my brother is like scolding my fellow brothers. Bullying my father and brother's family members, Song must kill them! I know that I am not as capable as you two. If you two want to continue, please kill Song Jiang first, and don't be so presumptuous while I am alive!"

Everyone in the room fell silent for a moment. Liu Tang, Wang Dashou and the other two looked at him in surprise. The faces of the Lei couple changed color. Only Zhang Yue'e's face became more fragile and pitiful. Her bright eyes were misty and her lips trembled, as if she was about to cry in the next moment. People couldn't help but want to protect her.

But who among the people present had not dealt with her? Who had not been scolded by that cherry mouth?

What's more, there are countless corpses at the foot of Red Peach Mountain. Apart from the traveling caravans that were robbed and killed by the couple, there are also various men who were attracted by this woman's pitiful appearance. None of the corpses buried in the soil are intact.

Everyone who saw it felt creepy, as if there was a man-eating evil spirit in human skin standing over there.

"Alright." Chao Gai swallowed his anger and put on a calm expression: "Whether you follow Brother Song Jiang or not, we are all from Fangshan. We are all brothers in the mountain. Let's not talk about the disputes in the past. From now on, we will eat from the same pot and treat each other well."

The couple looked at each other. They just wanted to show off their power and gain some say, and they didn't want to quarrel with others. They nodded to each other. Zhang Yue'e put away her pitiful expression and stood behind her man. Lei Yingchun said with a fake smile: "What the king said makes sense. My husband and I are not unreasonable people. We will naturally not bring up the past in the future. We will have plenty of time to get close in the future."

After a pause, he ended abruptly: "We have been traveling all the way from Hongtao Mountain, so we are going to rest first."

After bowing to Song Jiang and Chao Gai, the couple turned and walked out the door. The two figures waiting behind them quickly stepped aside, not daring to block the woman's way.

When Song Jiang saw them leave, he looked at Chao Gai with a wry smile and said, "Please forgive me, brother. I never thought they were so ignorant."

"Why are you and I apologizing?" Chao Gai seemed to be in a good mood. He glanced at Liu Tang and put his arm around Song Jiang's shoulder affectionately: "Brother, why don't you introduce the other two brothers to me?"

Song Jiang then turned around and waved his hand. The two men stepped forward and bowed deeply: "I am He Ji (Guo Jian), your humble servant, to meet Heavenly King Chao."

"No need to be polite, both of you." Chao Gai hurried forward to help the two men up. With the couple in front of him, he felt that these two men were so polite. He reached out and patted their shoulders: "From now on, we are brothers who eat from the same pot. I still need to rely on you two."

The two men bowed quickly and said, "How dare we not try our best when we are in a desperate situation?"

Song Jiang came over with a smile and said, "Brother He Ji used to be an official in Jingji. Because the prisoner he was escorting escaped and he had a dispute with his superior, he ran to Jingxi."

Another person pointed at Guo Jian: "Brother Guo Jian was originally a member of the Hedong Imperial Guard. Because his family was bullied by ruffians, he killed people in anger. Now he is on the run in the rivers and lakes, and he is also a good fighter."

"Okay, okay." Chao Gai smiled and said, "It is fate that you two brothers can come to Fangshan. From now on, we will eat big chunks of meat and drink big bowls of wine."

He Ji and Guo Gang looked at each other and said nothing, but their eyes flickered. When Chao Gai saw that they didn't answer, his expression suddenly became a little subtle.

Seeing this, Song Jiang stepped forward with a smile and said, "Brother is right. These two brothers are both loyal people. They will surely integrate into our Fangshan quickly."

He and Guo then smiled and agreed: "Brother is right."

Chao Gai smiled and said, "That's good, that's good."

The two of them saw that there was nothing to do, so they apologized to Chao Gai and left. Song Jiang held him aside to talk for a while. Perhaps he was really busy today. After a few words, Li Kui's voice came from outside: "Brother, brother, we are waiting for you in front, why are you talking nonsense here?"

"tractor!"

Song Jiang's face suddenly turned cold: "Didn't you see that I'm talking to Brother Tianwang here? How come you don't know the rules?"

Li Kui shrank his neck and said, "What's there to say? There are dozens of people waiting in front, so just let one person go over here."

"You black bastard, you still say..."

Song Jiang glared and pretended to fight, but Chao Gai quickly stopped him: "Don't be like that, my dear brother. He just doesn't know how to talk. But what Li Kui said is also true. There are so many heroes coming up ahead, my dear brother, you should go to the front to greet them."

Song Jiang pointed at Li Kui fiercely, and the Black Whirlwind turned around and walked away, mumbling something in his mouth.

Ji Shiyu turned around and apologized to Chao Gai: "Brother, I will go to the front to take a look. They are all rough people. Don't make a fuss. It will be bad."

He took two steps, and when he reached the door, he turned around and said, "Brother, I brought back quite a few heroes this time, and I have already asked them to prepare a banquet. Please come and host it later."

"it is good."

"Then I'll go to the front first."

Chao Gai watched him turn and walk away, then turned around and looked at Liu Tang, Wang Dashou, and Bai Sheng: "Go change your clothes, you have to go to the banquet later, don't embarrass us in Fangshan."

"I won't go!" Liu Tang said coldly. Seeing Chao Gai's surprised expression, he softened his tone and said, "My younger brother and the Red Peach Mountain couple don't get along. Seeing them makes me angry. I'm afraid I can't control my temper."

"Then I won't go." Chao Gai didn't force him, and looked at Wang Dashou and Bai Sheng: "Where are the two brothers?"

"We are going."

Bai Sheng grinned, Wang Dashou also nodded. Liu Tang saw Chao Gai's smile and couldn't help scratching his hair: "Forget it, I'll go too. I'll just stay far away and not look at the two in-laws."

Chao Gai was overjoyed and patted Liu Tang on the shoulder, saying, "This is what a good brother is. Don't worry, if they act recklessly again, I will tear off their heads and hang them on the mountain gate."

Liu Tang felt bitter when he saw Chao Gai's smile.

I just agreed to attend the banquet...

When did the great king of heaven start to be happy about such things?

Lei Yingchun, from the simplified version of Water Margin, is a general under the command of Huaixi Wang Qing. He is appointed as the Jinwu General. He guards the Red Peach Mountain Pass with his wife, the mother-in-law (Mrs. Bai in the simplified version, Zhang Yue'e/Zheng Yu'e in the Peking Opera, I personally like the name Zhang Yue'e, which has a sense of weakness) and five generals, the "Five Gods". When Song Jiang led his army to attack Red Peach Mountain, Lei Yingchun was killed by the Liangshan hero Leopard Head Lin Chong in more than 20 rounds.

Five Gods: Ye Conglong; Zhang Yinggao; Jing Chenbao; Lü Chengneng; Su Zhuohu
By the way, besides the old friends in the group, does anyone know the Peking Opera "Red Peach Mountain"? Or another name "Three Men Fighting", I was originally hesitating whether to make the martial arts setting of this couple into a Peking Opera setting, but thinking about the subsequent plot, I decided to use it.

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He Ji, Guo Jian, Mi Xian and Chen Yun formed the four brave generals of Longzhong
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I found that I really like to write some perverted things. . . . .

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Song Jiang is about to make his official debut, and it is estimated that he will be introduced in two or three chapters.

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I thought about it for a long time, and the war of the undead is not what I want to write about. Well... you know what I mean.

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