Merry King
167: Director is not good at women
167: Director is not good at women
Lu Qingyun has practiced self-cultivation, so he also knows a little bit about azimuth gossip. He can see the layout of this office at a glance, and there is a sense of pressure. There are disadvantages.
The emperors of all dynasties paid special attention to Fengshui. When they went out and did business, they had to choose a good day, and their homes and graves had to be in a good place. Similarly, some officials now believe in this set of Fengshui. Powerful, it is said that the White House in the United States is built according to the Eight Diagrams.
Then the Pentagon was bombed by planes because of bad feng shui, high in the southeast and low in the northwest, which was a catastrophe.
Although Lu Qingyun doesn't like high-profile, but he is not a person who can be bullied. This deputy director Liu Fangyu looked down on him like this from the beginning, so he was also angry and started to fight back.The layout of your office is like a white tiger crushing a green dragon, a situation where the sun sets.
This sentence made Liu Fangyu's face turn black, his face changed, and after a while, he slowly said, "This is impossible, I asked a master to read it."
Lu Qingyun said lightly: "Believe it or not."
After speaking, he stood up, turned around and left.
However, Liu Fangyu grabbed Lu Qingyun's hand. "Director Lu, are you in such a hurry to leave? Sit down and let's have a good chat."
Liu Fangyu changed his attitude all of a sudden. He was domineering just now, but now he is calm. "Director Lu, you are still proficient in this gossip. You are really versatile. Let's see how to solve this situation."
Lu Qingyun breathed out a mouthful of smoke. "I just learned a few hands halfway, so I can't say I'm proficient. I'm right, and it must be accurate."
However, the more vague it is, the more attractive it is. If you just show off, it will be a bit bragging.
Liu Fangyu's bull's eyes widened. "Director Lu, you really don't show your face. Who did you learn from?"
Lu Qingyun said. "I learned from a Taoist in Laoshan. I don't know his name. Anyway, every time I come back, I come from the sky."
Liu Fangyu's eyes widened. "So your master is a god, no wonder, you just saw this situation is fierce. That guy who should die showed me Feng Shui and charged me 8000 yuan."
Liu Fangyu stopped talking all of a sudden, knowing that he was in a hurry, and handed over his old background.
Lu Qingyun stared at him seriously. Director Liu, when it comes to feng shui, it is taboo to show off some people who don't understand but pretend to understand.He just scares it first, and then gives you a solution, right? '
Liu Fangyu admired Lu Qingyun even more now. "Director Lu, you're right, that's what he did."
Liu Fangyu asked again. "Can I solve this situation? Director Lu, please help me solve it."
However, Lu Qingyun said lightly. "I can only look at Feng Shui, but I can't solve the disaster situation. To solve the disaster situation, I can only ask my master to solve it."
Liu Fangyu held his hand tightly. "You just need to bring your master and solve the situation for me. If your master makes a price, I will never fight back."
This Liu Fangyu is so superstitious that he even has a Buddha statue on his desk.There are many Buddha statues at home, and every time he goes to a temple gate, he must go inside to burn incense and kowtow.
However, Lu Qingyun stomped his feet.paled. "My master went wandering around three years ago, and I haven't seen him since then."
Liu Fangyu's face showed a look of disappointment, he murmured so. "In that case, there is no other way." Lu Qingyun shook his head. "At present, the only way is to fix the law. I can only stop the disaster and prevent it from developing. I can't get rid of him."
"If the director is willing, I can give you a try."
Lu Qingyun glanced at Liu Fangyu again.He slowly raised one hand, and this hand pointed in the direction of Liu Fangyu's home.
At this moment, Lu Qingyun's clairvoyant eyes came into play.
That ray of golden light flashed, and a luxurious mansion appeared, a beautiful woman lying on the bed alone.A man rolled off the woman's body at once. ...
Lu Qingyun understood that this man was Liu Fangyu.
"Director Liu, is it because your eyes are blue, your legs are weak, and you lack the ability to deal with men and women!"
Liu Fangyu stared. "Director Lu, you can't take this kind of joke. My wife is amazing."
Lu Qingyun smiled faintly. "We're meeting for the first time, can I joke with you about this kind of thing?"
Liu Fangyu stared. "Director Lu, who told you this kind of thing."
Liu Fangyu quickly gave Lu Qingyun another cigarette.
Lu Qingyun said again. "Of course I saw it. I just arrived. Besides, can you talk nonsense about this kind of thing?" Don't worry, I will keep it a secret for you.I might cure you of this disease. ""
Liu Fangyu lowered his head all of a sudden. "Brother Lu, your eyes are really poisonous. You have seen it right. I just can't get close to women. However, just looking at that kind of painting can make me stronger. However, once I get close to women, I can't really use my guns."
This incident was caused by this disaster.
Liu Fangyu's eyes sparkled, and he poured Lu Qingyun a glass of water.
"Brother Lu, if you want to send someone to participate in the grass-roots competition selection, I can send a top expert as a coach. Whoever you want, just say it, and I will give you whichever you want."
In fact, he also knew in his heart that it was only over a month before this grassroots martial arts competition, and it was impossible to make rapid progress even if he didn't sleep every day.
He was happy to sell Lu Qingyun a favor.
However, Lu Qingyun shook his hand. "Thank you for your kindness. You should practice your soldiers and horses. I can do it myself."
Liu Fangyu's eyes almost popped out.
"You have a way, don't forget, there are still fifty days before the game, you really have the power to recover."
Lu Qingyun stood up slowly. "I'm sure I'm in the top three. Believe it or not."
"What can you do?"
Lu Qingyun said it on purpose. "Heavenly secrets cannot be revealed, and if revealed, they will not work."
Lu Qingyun told Liu Fangyu. "Before you enter the office every day, take two steps to the east and then three steps to the west. I will chant a spell for you every day, and you will be able to stay still."
However, when Lu Qingyun left, Liu Fangyu Director Liu was in a hurry. He hurriedly grabbed Lu Qingyun's big hand tightly.
"Brother Lu, save people to the end, how can I cure my disease?""
This disease needs to be healed gradually. I have a special method of practice, which I can pass on to you.After you practice this skill, you can not only deal with one woman, but also fight against ten women at night.
Liu Fangyu opened his mouth wide and did not close it for a long time.
Ah, in the legend, a man fights against ten women at night,
Ordinary men can't stand two or three women in one night.
If I can practice this method, I can enjoy that kind of happiness.
Liu Fangyu let go of Lu Qingyun's hand.
"Lu Qingyun, what did you teach me""
Lu Qingyun shook his hand. "There is no rush for this matter, your body needs to be adjusted slowly, and only after you have adjusted can you practice.
Lu Qingyun has practiced self-cultivation, so he also knows a little bit about azimuth gossip. He can see the layout of this office at a glance, and there is a sense of pressure. There are disadvantages.
The emperors of all dynasties paid special attention to Fengshui. When they went out and did business, they had to choose a good day, and their homes and graves had to be in a good place. Similarly, some officials now believe in this set of Fengshui. Powerful, it is said that the White House in the United States is built according to the Eight Diagrams.
Then the Pentagon was bombed by planes because of bad feng shui, high in the southeast and low in the northwest, which was a catastrophe.
Although Lu Qingyun doesn't like high-profile, but he is not a person who can be bullied. This deputy director Liu Fangyu looked down on him like this from the beginning, so he was also angry and started to fight back.The layout of your office is like a white tiger crushing a green dragon, a situation where the sun sets.
This sentence made Liu Fangyu's face turn black, his face changed, and after a while, he slowly said, "This is impossible, I asked a master to read it."
Lu Qingyun said lightly: "Believe it or not."
After speaking, he stood up, turned around and left.
However, Liu Fangyu grabbed Lu Qingyun's hand. "Director Lu, are you in such a hurry to leave? Sit down and let's have a good chat."
Liu Fangyu changed his attitude all of a sudden. He was domineering just now, but now he is calm. "Director Lu, you are still proficient in this gossip. You are really versatile. Let's see how to solve this situation."
Lu Qingyun breathed out a mouthful of smoke. "I just learned a few hands halfway, so I can't say I'm proficient. I'm right, and it must be accurate."
However, the more vague it is, the more attractive it is. If you just show off, it will be a bit bragging.
Liu Fangyu's bull's eyes widened. "Director Lu, you really don't show your face. Who did you learn from?"
Lu Qingyun said. "I learned from a Taoist in Laoshan. I don't know his name. Anyway, every time I come back, I come from the sky."
Liu Fangyu's eyes widened. "So your master is a god, no wonder, you just saw this situation is fierce. That guy who should die showed me Feng Shui and charged me 8000 yuan."
Liu Fangyu stopped talking all of a sudden, knowing that he was in a hurry, and handed over his old background.
Lu Qingyun stared at him seriously. Director Liu, when it comes to feng shui, it is taboo to show off some people who don't understand but pretend to understand.He just scares it first, and then gives you a solution, right? '
Liu Fangyu admired Lu Qingyun even more now. "Director Lu, you're right, that's what he did."
Liu Fangyu asked again. "Can I solve this situation? Director Lu, please help me solve it."
However, Lu Qingyun said lightly. "I can only look at Feng Shui, but I can't solve the disaster situation. To solve the disaster situation, I can only ask my master to solve it."
Liu Fangyu held his hand tightly. "You just need to bring your master and solve the situation for me. If your master makes a price, I will never fight back."
This Liu Fangyu is so superstitious that he even has a Buddha statue on his desk.There are many Buddha statues at home, and every time he goes to a temple gate, he must go inside to burn incense and kowtow.
However, Lu Qingyun stomped his feet.paled. "My master went wandering around three years ago, and I haven't seen him since then."
Liu Fangyu's face showed a look of disappointment, he murmured so. "In that case, there is no other way." Lu Qingyun shook his head. "At present, the only way is to fix the law. I can only stop the disaster and prevent it from developing. I can't get rid of him."
"If the director is willing, I can give you a try."
Lu Qingyun glanced at Liu Fangyu again.He slowly raised one hand, and this hand pointed in the direction of Liu Fangyu's home.
At this moment, Lu Qingyun's clairvoyant eyes came into play.
That ray of golden light flashed, and a luxurious mansion appeared, a beautiful woman lying on the bed alone.A man rolled off the woman's body at once. ...
Lu Qingyun understood that this man was Liu Fangyu.
"Director Liu, is it because your eyes are blue, your legs are weak, and you lack the ability to deal with men and women!"
Liu Fangyu stared. "Director Lu, you can't take this kind of joke. My wife is amazing."
Lu Qingyun smiled faintly. "We're meeting for the first time, can I joke with you about this kind of thing?"
Liu Fangyu stared. "Director Lu, who told you this kind of thing."
Liu Fangyu quickly gave Lu Qingyun another cigarette.
Lu Qingyun said again. "Of course I saw it. I just arrived. Besides, can you talk nonsense about this kind of thing?" Don't worry, I will keep it a secret for you.I might cure you of this disease. ""
Liu Fangyu lowered his head all of a sudden. "Brother Lu, your eyes are really poisonous. You have seen it right. I just can't get close to women. However, just looking at that kind of painting can make me stronger. However, once I get close to women, I can't really use my guns."
This incident was caused by this disaster.
Liu Fangyu's eyes sparkled, and he poured Lu Qingyun a glass of water.
"Brother Lu, if you want to send someone to participate in the grass-roots competition selection, I can send a top expert as a coach. Whoever you want, just say it, and I will give you whichever you want."
In fact, he also knew in his heart that it was only over a month before this grassroots martial arts competition, and it was impossible to make rapid progress even if he didn't sleep every day.
He was happy to sell Lu Qingyun a favor.
However, Lu Qingyun shook his hand. "Thank you for your kindness. You should practice your soldiers and horses. I can do it myself."
Liu Fangyu's eyes almost popped out.
"You have a way, don't forget, there are still fifty days before the game, you really have the power to recover."
Lu Qingyun stood up slowly. "I'm sure I'm in the top three. Believe it or not."
"What can you do?"
Lu Qingyun said it on purpose. "Heavenly secrets cannot be revealed, and if revealed, they will not work."
Lu Qingyun told Liu Fangyu. "Before you enter the office every day, take two steps to the east and then three steps to the west. I will chant a spell for you every day, and you will be able to stay still."
However, when Lu Qingyun left, Liu Fangyu Director Liu was in a hurry. He hurriedly grabbed Lu Qingyun's big hand tightly.
"Brother Lu, save people to the end, how can I cure my disease?""
This disease needs to be healed gradually. I have a special method of practice, which I can pass on to you.After you practice this skill, you can not only deal with one woman, but also fight against ten women at night.
Liu Fangyu opened his mouth wide and did not close it for a long time.
Ah, in the legend, a man fights against ten women at night,
Ordinary men can't stand two or three women in one night.
If I can practice this method, I can enjoy that kind of happiness.
Liu Fangyu let go of Lu Qingyun's hand.
"Lu Qingyun, what did you teach me""
Lu Qingyun shook his hand. "There is no rush for this matter, your body needs to be adjusted slowly, and only after you have adjusted can you practice.
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