From South China Tiger to NBA King

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Sexy, so sexy

Everyone thought Jiang Hu was going to say something touching, but they didn't expect him to be so coquettish.

Amid everyone's shocked expressions, Jiang Hu raised the trophy in his hand, said "Thank you everyone!?" and then trotted down.

"You're so handsome, Jiang Hu!!"

"As expected of the new generation who were born under the red flag and grew up in the spring breeze, what they want is this feeling of confidence!!"

"Jianghu's success once again proves that we are no worse than anyone else and we can do anything!!"

Domestic netizens are talking a lot. They like Jiang Hu's acceptance speech, which is humorous and confident.

Almost instantly, the news that Jiang Hu won the best rookie was broadcast live on TV stations and spread through the Internet, instantly spreading all over the world.

Although everyone knows that this award belongs to him, this award ceremony is just a formality.

But the moment Jiang Hu actually won the award, everyone was very excited.

Everyone was excitedly commenting: "Finally, Yao's Rookie of the Year Award, which was taken away by Stoudemire's conspiracy, is finally back in our hands after 16 years!"

"Battle didn't do it, Wang Zhizhi didn't do it, Dayao didn't do it, Yi Jianlian didn't do it, Sun Yue didn't do it, it doesn't matter, we come from generation to generation, not afraid of failure, sooner or later we can do it, this is the blood of our Chinese civilization The spirit of Foolish Old Man who can move mountains!"

"Wow, why are my eyes wet!"

"Jianghu, absolute strength, absolute crushing. This time, not to mention the little Stoudemire, not even James and Jordan in their rookie years can steal this award. The only ones who can compete with each other are their basketballs. Emperor Wilt Chamberlain.”

Of course, there are also people who throw cold water on it.

"It's just a Rookie of the Year...as for that?"

"Foolish Old Man Moves Mountains... There are too many dramas. I think the love of acting is the gene in the blood of Chinese civilization, right!?"

After Jiang Hu left the field, another award presenter appeared, Hajim Olajuwon, and presented the "Best Improved Player". The person who won this award was Victor Oladipo.

Oladipo's speech was quite concise. Apart from thanking his teammates, thanking the coach, and thanking his parents, there was nothing else.

After Oladipo stepped down, Kevin Hart continued his indiscriminate style of teasing and comedy, which made the guests and TV audiences burst into laughter. Naturally, he did not let go of the focus of the audience and kept making fun of him. James and Durant joked, one sentence was hoarse:

"I was the host of the Golden Globe Awards before I became the host of the NBA."

This sentence easily made everyone laugh crazily. Davis lowered his head and his body kept shaking. Paul laughed so much that he slapped the table. Jiang Hu swore that this was the first time he saw Paul laugh so happily.

The only ones with subtle expressions at the scene were Green and Durant. Thompson smiled happily, but Curry wanted to laugh but didn't dare. It was quite uncomfortable to hold it in.

Kevin Hart knew that other people's attention was low anyway and it was difficult to make fun of him. Hart simply grabbed Jianghu, James, and Durant and wouldn't let them go.

This made the live broadcast cameras very willing to focus on Jianghu in the guest seats from time to time, as well as Durant and James and his wife in the nearby area.

The difference comes out in this comparison. Against the background of these big bosses, Jiang Hu is dressed in a handsome black tunic suit. His young and heroic face and demeanor do not lose the reputation of an "idol player" at all.

He smiled so happily that the audience in front of the TV couldn't help but burst into laughter. Sofia next to Jianghu was as beautiful and stunning as ever. Her beautiful and elegant off-shoulder evening dress and shawl wavy hair suited her very well. Sweet and sexy charming temperament.

However, in the following awards for Best Sportsmanship of the Year: Kemba Walker, and Annual Community Contribution Award: Kevin Durant, both the guests and the winners seemed serious and reserved in their speeches on the stage, especially Durant. I don’t know. The joke just seemed to be a bit too much for him, so that he didn't look good when he stood on the stage. The host Kevin Hart also showed no humor during this time, so that there was only applause but no laughter. .

Seeing this embarrassing atmosphere, TNT program team and party director Mark Tatum and others were almost dying of anxiety. They did remind the host and guests to be careful when speaking before the awards ceremony. Don't Talking about sensitive political issues and racial issues also shortened the time for the recipients to give their speeches. I didn’t expect the result to be so boring! !
Listening to the warm applause and cheers from the theater, everyone behind the scenes wiped their sweat. It seems that it is a very wise decision to award the best coach to Jianghu and arrange to appear at this time and location!The guest host to the rescue is here!
"Hello everyone!" The youngest FMVP in the NBA, the first Mr. 60+ triple-double in history, the youngest Mr. 70 points, the player who scored 70 points twice in the playoffs and finals!Amid the thunderous applause and smiling faces of more than 1000 people, Jiang Hu, dressed in a handsome black tunic suit, walked out with a smile, holding a white envelope in his right hand, and walked towards the microphone in the center of the stage.

Everyone in the guest seats in the audience is not used to seeing big scenes, but everyone can still feel something called aura and magnanimity. This 19-year-old magical young man calmed down the entire Buck Hangar as soon as he showed his face. There was no trace of fear or restraint at all!This made them even more convinced and applauded. Swift, who was sitting in the front seat, couldn't help but take a deep breath. She was going to go on stage to award the award later. She was already a little nervous. How could this guy be so nonchalant?

"Hoo ho ho -" Jiang Hu walked up to the microphone and pressed his hand, and the super warm welcome in the banquet hall gradually stopped. Everyone who stood up smiled and sat down again, opening their mouths slightly, ready to enjoy his That's a lot of nonsense.

On the stage, being watched by the eyes of hundreds of people in the audience, the battle-hardened Jiang Hu was not nervous at all. Instead, he had a wonderful feeling of controlling the emotions of the audience. He looked at the people in the audience and glanced at the people waiting at the front desk. , said seriously into the microphone: "When the organizer came to me and told me that I needed to come to present the award, I was very confused."

"Is there no one left in the league? Why do you want me, a young man under 20 years old, to present the award??"

"Then I thought: Who cares, I am this year's FMVP!!"

"I remember not many people have this thing, right??"

"At least Stephen Curry has not played in the Finals several times!!"

"This is what Durant joined the Warriors for!!"

"Draymond Green almost had one of these!!" "LeBron has several of these things, right? It's not easy to get. He even cried once when he got this thing. I remember he knelt down at that time. On the ground, with snot in his nose, he yelled at the camera: Cleveland, this is for you!"

"I was just thinking, Oh my God, this thing is so fucking hard!!"

"After entering the NBA, I still haven't changed my opinion: Oh my god, this thing is so damn difficult. I spent more than a month in the playoffs sweating a lot to get it!?"

"Hahaha!", "Wowhaha——" bursts of laughter suddenly broke out. James, Nowitzki and others laughed so hard that the drinker almost spit out a mouthful of wine and choked very uncomfortable. What the hell? , you can’t drink water at today’s award ceremony!The guests all burst into laughter almost immediately. Anyone who had a good impression of him was amused, what a funny guy! TNT hosts, organizers and other responsible persons all breathed a sigh of relief. What were they worried about before?Will Jianghu mess it up?

"Actually, when I learned that I was going to receive an award, I was very nervous!!"

"It wasn't until yesterday that the organizers told me that the award I was going to give was the head coach of the year?"

"I was thinking, Ward, what are you doing? Why do you let a person like me, who is standing to play, give an award to a person who is standing and watching the game?"

"They just know to shout from the sidelines: fast break, fast break, shoot, shoot, defend, defend, didn't you fucking eat? How did you defend?"

"Schett, I think next year's All-Star Game should let those coaches go up and play some games. For example, we can ask Coach Popovich to guard LeBron and let him know that it is dangerous to be hit by a moving house. What a feeling."

"Just ask Coach Popovich, have you bought insurance? If not, I will buy it for you. You can go against LeBron with confidence. Don't worry, this matter is really safe. Trust me!! "

"Hahaha!" The whole audience roared with laughter again, and many people couldn't bear the laughter and had to lean on the back of their chairs.

"Of course, the beneficiary must write my name, after all, I paid for it!!"

"After I get the money, I will give half to LeBron. LeBron, remember to contact me secretly after the game!!"

On the big screen at the scene, James was laughing so hard that his wrinkles were piled up. Coach Popovich couldn't help but smile while stroking his hands. At this time, Jiang Hu on the stage suddenly looked angry and said in a slightly serious voice:
"But I guess that might be the case that day."

"Before the game, Coach Popovich will tell reporters: I announce that I have some tightness in my hip!!"

"I'm going to take a rest!!"

The guests at the scene suddenly let out "Hahahahaha..." and laughed wildly. Unexpectedly, Jiang Hu immediately closed his eyes again, touched his non-existent beard, took a deep breath, and leaned against the microphone. Said: "OH, no, man, you should close your eyes and meditate seriously, imagine that you are the god of basketball, so that your damn ass won't hurt!!"

"Haha..." There was a louder burst of laughter for a while. Everyone the camera swept over was almost staggering with laughter. Paul couldn't help but hit the table with laughter. Harden smiled so much that he showed his big white teeth. Rachel wiped them. Wiping tears from his eyes, even Durant, who had been expressionless all night, couldn't help laughing.

No one expected that Jianghu would be so bold as to make fun of the two most famous coaches in the NBA, Popovich and Phil Jackson.

Popovich likes to take turns with tight hips, and Zen Master likes to let his players meditate. The audience in front of the TV also laughed half to death. They didn't expect Jianghu to be so funny. The domestic audience was very proud and proud to see it. Bar!This is the eloquence and humor of Eastern people!This is their great hero Jianghu.

Jiang Hu did not give them a chance to rest and said again:
"Also, my plan that day was for Coach Rivers to coach Coach Popovich on the sidelines!!"

"Let Rivers try to yell at Coach Popovich: Come on! Let's go, to prevent the damn LeBron from dying!!!"

"Haha!", "Ahaha..."

Jiang Hu didn't say any more. All the guests in the audience had already laughed. Many people laughed so hard that they needed to breathe. The audience in front of the TV also laughed and fell on the sofa to slow down. After watching Jiang Hu's talk show, even if this time The awards ceremony ended in a dull tone. The night was worth it. Jiang Hu was so funny. No one expected that his jokes were even more humorous and hilarious than Hart's.

The laughter energy of the guests was released to the fullest, and the camera cleverly showed Sophia, who was envied and jealous by countless ladies. She had passed the most exciting and hilarious moment. At this time, she was holding her cheek with her hands and looking at the stage with an intoxicated and happy face. there.

"But getting back to the point, coaching is really important to the game."

"Our players often lose their minds in high-intensity games, forget their own advantages, and play casually on the court. At this time, the head coach often plays a very important role!!"

"When I'm playing, I'll keep shooting if I can't make a shot, just like Kobe often does!!"

"Every time at this time, Coach Stevens often told me, Jiang, slow down and let your brain work, otherwise you will lose the game. Every time he finished speaking, I would feel like I was coming out of that chaos again. Wake up!”

"So, thank your coach, he really wants you to succeed!!"

"Respect your coaches, they are indispensable on your way to success!!"

"Next, I announce the nominees for Coach of the Year: Houston Rockets - Mike D'Antoni, Celtics - Brad Stevens, Toronto Raptors - Drew Casey ."

On the TV screens watched by thousands of households, accompanied by Jianghu’s introduction voice and thunderous applause from the scene, the three nominees entered the camera one after another. The members of the nominated coach’s team were all smiling, and they were very excited about this situation; The others resumed their calm smiles at this time, waiting for the final result to be announced.

"The winner of the best coach award is..."

On the small stage in the banquet hall, under the gaze of hundreds of guests who had just burst into laughter, Jiang Hu opened the white envelope in his hand. When he saw the results written on it, he couldn't help but say "Oh" in his heart. He raised his head and smiled. : "Boston Celtics - Brad Stevens" Before he could finish his words, the atmosphere in the banquet hall was filled with cheers, and the applause and cheers instantly drowned out coach Brad Stevens.

(End of this chapter)