Learning in the NBA can make you a god

Chapter 899 returns, the little black fat man teases someone

A major matter has been resolved, Li Tian's brows relaxed, he has been stood up, if the alliance does not make some changes, then it may be really far away to return to the alliance.

Now that Tatum has given a positive answer, the biggest problem in his mind has been solved.

"I can finally take a good rest. If I continue to rest like this, I don't know how long I have to wait before I have the chance." I thought to myself that I should take a rest during this time and spend more time with my children.

Then he has to start training again. While training, he also has to think about which team he will join next. This team may be the last team of his career.

"Forget it, let's talk about it later. Let's wait until training resumes. Then we'll see which teams invite us and then make a decision."

After thinking about all this, he fell into a deep sleep.

There was nothing to say all night, but at dawn the next day, it was the damn biological clock again, and Li Tian got up early as usual.

With no other ideas, I washed and dressed, then went out to look for food.

He had long wanted to visit the capital, especially the morning market here. Li Tian was also very curious about these. He had been here for so long before, but he didn't have enough time to wander around.

I took out my phone, looked at the nearby buildings, and selected a morning market.

"Let's just go here. I wonder if there will be some authentic snacks." I thought to myself and left on foot.

After walking for about ten minutes, the environment here is very good. It is not like a bustling commercial center. Everyone is walking in a hurry, and everyone in front of me is strolling in the morning market.

I found a small shop that looked very old, turned around and walked in. For food, you need to find it yourself.

However, different people eat the same food, so their evaluations are also different. Just like stinky tofu, some people think it is delicious, while others take a detour and leave.

"Boss, let's have a bowl of bean juice and some other breakfast items." He told the boss and turned around to look for a seat.

When he came to the capital, he came alone. This was in China. If he was in the beautiful country, he really wouldn't dare to wander outside alone, unless you wanted to reach bliss early.

Otherwise, it would be most appropriate to bring a bodyguard with you.

"Okay, just wait a moment and I'll serve it to you right now. First I'll give you a portion of bean juice, a portion of fried liver, then a portion of fried cake and two meat buns. If it's not enough, you can ask for more."

At first, the boss didn't want to add those two steamed buns. After all, the previous items were already quite a lot. If two more steamed buns were added, most people might not be able to finish them all.

But after taking a look at Li Tian's height and general appearance, he no longer felt that these things were too much.

"Okay boss, please bring these things up first. If there are not enough, I will ask for more." He replied and waited for the boss to serve the food.

After a few minutes, the boss brought all the food.

"Hello, here is the snack you ordered."

As he spoke, he placed all the food on the table one by one, placing it very neatly.

"Enjoy it slowly. If anything happens, just call me." The waiter turned and left.

"This is the legendary bean juice." He picked it up and sniffed it at the tip of his nose. "It seems to be true. It does have a bit of a smell, but it should taste pretty good."

As he spoke, he took a bite of the big meat buns. The waiter just said that the stuffing of the buns was left over from our ancestors. Every weekend, there would be a long queue here, otherwise you wouldn't be able to buy it at all.

"Not bad, this bun tastes really good. I don't know if it's because I haven't eaten it for a long time, so I feel that this is the delicacy of the world."

I couldn't help but sigh, I haven't really enjoyed such delicious food for so many years.

"Try this bean juice and see if it's really delicious."

As he spoke, he picked up the bean juice in front of him. He didn't dare to take a big sip at first, so he took a small sip.

"Hey, I may not be able to enjoy this delicious food." I had no choice but to drink it. I really wasn't used to it, so I put the bean juice down and ordered another bowl of tofu.

"Xiao Yueyue, I don't know if it's okay for me to go to your place to listen to cross talk tonight." He could only ask. Originally, he should have made an appointment one or two days in advance, but he would most likely return to Lucheng tomorrow, so he could only suddenly ask.

"No problem, brother Tian, ​​don't worry. I'll make arrangements tonight. How about I arrange someone to pick you up then?" Xiao Yueyue asked tentatively.

"No need to bother you, I can just go there by myself. Give me the address. I live relatively close." He declined Xiao Yueyue's arrangement and it would be better for him to go there by himself.

"No problem, just tell me in advance when you arrive. I'll be waiting for you here." Xiao Yueyue responded, and then he went to prepare. After all, the master still needs to make some preparations in advance.

"That's it!"

At night, Li Tian was also worried about being discovered by others, so he went to Tianqiao Theater some time in advance.

"Xiao Yueyue, I'm here now. Where should I park my car?" He called Xiao Yueyue. After all, he was not familiar with this area at all.

"What's your license plate number? Oh oh oh, I saw you. Look to the left here. If not, look to the right. I'm right here." Xiao Yueyue jumped high and waved, but with this weight and that The bounce of the matchbox is really unsightly.

"Oh, I seemed to see a moving wall, what? That's you, okay, I'll go there now."

He hung up the phone and parked the car according to Xiao Yueyue's instructions.

"Brother Tian, ​​you are finally here." This is polite to the core, not to mention that for him, Li Tian is also regarded as a national hero, helping the country achieve unprecedented honors in the world basketball world. "Don't, you don't want you, you, so we see it. We are almost the same age.

Li Tian quickly handed over his hand, recalling that Xiao Yueyue was indeed older than him.

"No, no, no, no, you just call me Xiao Yueyue, and I call you Brother Tian, ​​and I won't call you you anymore. What do you think of this?" Xiao Yueyue smiled.

"No problem, let's do that."

"Brother Tian, ​​come in quickly. My master and Uncle Yu are waiting inside. The main reason is that master's coming out will affect the operation of the theater, so..."

Xiaoyue apologized.

"Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu are both elders. If they come out to greet me, then I really won't be able to bear it. Let's go in first."

When he heard someone calling his name around him, Li Tian thought it would be better to go in first.

"Is that Li Tian?"

"How is that possible? Is that Xiao Yueyue?"

"Ah, it's really Brother Tian and Xiao Yueyue, hurry up and ask for autographs."

After saying that, he ran towards Li Tian.

"Okay, okay, let's go in quickly." As soon as the two entered the theater, they saw people gathering outside. There were hundreds of people. This was a bit scary.

"Oh my god, luckily I ran fast!" Xiao Yueyue was so frightened that he even spoke in Henan dialect.

"Brother Tian, ​​I will go with you to see my master. I'm sorry, because you are not a crosstalk actor, so you are not suitable to go backstage. I hope you don't."

This matter is the rule in their sect, but he is not a member of the sect, so Xiao Yueyue is a little embarrassed.

"It's okay, it's okay. I understand the rules. Do you have private rooms here?" It is most suitable to watch in a private room. If you listen to cross talk in the lobby, the experience will definitely be better, but it is also easy to be watched, so a private room is more suitable.

"Yes, I have prepared a private room here in advance. My master and Uncle Yu are in it now." Xiao Yueyue led the way. This was what he needed to do.

"Then let's go right now. Don't keep Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu waiting." He quickly followed.

As soon as they entered the door, Teacher Guo and Uncle Yu stood up and quickly stood up to greet them.

"Welcome, welcome, welcome to come here." Teacher Guo spoke first.

"Teacher Guo, please sit down first, and Teacher Yu, sit down too, and keep standing like this."

While speaking, he did not forget to glance at Teacher Guo and also made a funny lowering of his head.

"Haha, do it quickly, do it quickly, I'm also worried that if you stand for a long time, your neck will feel uncomfortable, otherwise you won't be able to see anyone." Teacher Yu was happy, and finally someone helped him take revenge.

"You" Teacher Guo looked at Teacher Yu fiercely and stood directly on the stool.

"I think this might be better." He gestured with Teacher Yu using the height of his waist.

"Go away, don't be naughty, let's do it quickly." Teacher Yu said with a smile.

"Sit down, sit down, let me serve you tea." After Xiao Yueyue poured the tea, he stood behind Teacher Guo.

"Teacher Li" and Teacher Guo are a little helpless, because no matter how you call them, it is a bit inappropriate. They are all leaders in the industry. They are young, but it is really inappropriate for you to call them Xiao Li.

"No, no, no, just call me Xiao Li. There is not much age difference between me and Xiao Yueyue. Even if we are juniors, don't call me teacher. I really don't dare to do it." Li Tian said with his hands in hand.

"Then I'll call you Xiao Li. I heard Xiao Yue say that you like listening to cross talk. I don't know how long you have been listening to it." Teacher Guo also smiled. The young man in front of him can be said to be polite and polite. He is indeed a good young man.

"I've been listening to it for about ten years, and I still know a lot of the jokes, and I can still say a few things about the names of dishes." People are experts, and you are at best a hobbyist. If you don't know anything after ten years of listening, that would be embarrassing.

"I've seen this before." Teacher Guo said. In fact, he asked this because he wanted to ask if he could go on stage with him to say something. This would be of great help in promoting cross talk.

I thought about the time when I participated in the show, but I said it once and then I understood.

"It can't be compared with Teacher Guo. I just said nonsense after listening to it."

"How about it? Do you have any ideas? Let's talk about it when the time comes. I'll tease you a little bit and you'll compliment me?" Teacher Guo asked tentatively.

"The people below are just providing food and clothing for parents. This is really inappropriate." People spend money to watch it, but if you say something in the theater, if it is not good, their money will be wasted.

"That's okay. We have an encore. If we say a short paragraph during the encore, I believe they won't mind. If it doesn't work, Teacher Yu will pay for their tickets."

As he said this, he pointed at the stunned Teacher Yu.

"Good guy, why should I do it?" Teacher Yu quit.

"Being respectful is worse than obeying orders, so let me say something."

(End of this chapter)