Learning in the NBA can make you a god

Chapter 901 I want to play basketball (2)

"I suddenly felt a little pity for Teacher Guo. Why did he bully Teacher Yu before, but this time it's different. Brother Tian is here to help him get revenge."

"I think Teacher Yu wants to treat Brother Tian to a massage. This revenge would be too satisfying."

"No, no, he's just the fat little black guy."

"Yes, yes, you are just a human being." Teacher Yu responded.

"Yes, yes, you are indeed a human being, and I can prove it to you!" Li Tian also nodded in approval.

"Excessive proof, I need you to prove that I am a human being." Teacher Guo became more confident.

"What are you doing? I almost forgot what I just said. I want to play basketball. Li Tian, ​​do you think it's okay or not? You are a professional basketball player. Please give me your opinion."

Teacher Guo looked at Li Tian eagerly.

"That's it, show him if he can play basketball!" Teacher Yu helped.

I looked at Teacher Guo’s height, and then looked at the stool at Teacher Guo’s feet.

The audience burst out laughing.

"What are you looking at? What I said is that I want to play basketball. Why do you always look at me like this? Your sister-in-law will have an objection." Teacher Guo patted it, and Li Tian stretched out his raised hand.

"Don't talk nonsense. If you want to play basketball, then I definitely want to see how talented you are. Not everyone can play basketball." Li Tian said seriously.

"Yes, you can't hit anything that's not human." Teacher Yu spoke again.

"Don't make trouble. I'll give you a piece of meat later. I make money playing basketball, so why don't I buy more meat for you?" Teacher Guo said seriously.

"Hey!" The audience booed.

"Don't be greedy. If I become No. 1 in basketball and you ask me for an autograph, I will never give it to you."

"It's too short, you can't see it at all!"

"No, it's too dark to see."

The audience has long formed a habit of chatting with each other, and they can chat with each other even if nothing happens.

"If you ask someone to see if he can't see clearly, ask him to take off his coat." Teacher Yu said with a smile.

"No, no, no, I'm just watching. What should I do if I want to defend against an opponent like Teacher Guo?" Li Tian said.

"Haha, have you seen that even the No. 1 basketball player has trouble defending me? That means I have the potential to become a basketball star." Teacher Guo said confidently.

Just looking at him like that, it seems that at this moment, he is already the No. 1 player in the basketball world.

"You do have a way to break through my defense, but..." Li Tian looked troubled, as if he had encountered some problem.

"He is the only one who can break through your defense. I know who the best defensive player you are. He might even kill you, but he can still break through you."

Teacher Yu pointed at Teacher Guo.

"Poof!" I don't know whether it was the cooperation of the audience or someone doing it deliberately in the background, but this voice suddenly came from the scene.

The audience burst into laughter. The tacit understanding of this cooperation was really too high. Who is so powerful and can cooperate so well at this critical moment?

Li Tian's face turned red instantly.

Then he pulled Teacher Guo around and kept looking at Teacher Guo. At the same time, he also tested Teacher Guo's breathing with his hands.

Then he patted his chest and his face stopped blushing.

"Xiao Li, what are you doing?" Teacher Yu asked in a low voice, pretending not to understand anything.

"Let me see if Teacher Guo is dead. If he is really dead, I'm afraid his son will sue me and say that Teacher Guo died because of my fart. Then who should I ask to reason with?"

As he spoke, he moved a few steps towards Teacher Yu, for fear of being stuck by Teacher Guo.

"You are superfluous. It was just a joke. Teacher Guo is not that fragile and is not so easily killed."

Teacher Yu suddenly understood and quickly comforted Li Tian.

"What's all this? Li Tian, ​​please tell me quickly. I can't play basketball now. I'm getting excited just thinking about it!" Teacher Guo smiled more and more happily. He didn't care at all that it would kill him.

"That's right, that's right, tell me quickly, how exactly is Teacher Guo going to break through your defense?" Teacher Yu became even more interested, looking impatient.

"Hurry up, if I use this move, I will definitely become the second player in basketball." Teacher Guo made a two.

"No, why is it the second person? Shouldn't it be No. 1? But, you are indeed a bit second." Teacher Yu asked in confusion.

"Hey, it's not like Li is here. I'm afraid he will beat me if I say I'm No. 1, but I can't beat him." He said, not forgetting to compare the heights.

"Oh, it's true, I really can't beat this." Teacher Yu said with certainty.

The audience laughed even more happily.

"Height doesn't matter, Li Tian can't guard me, that's the most important thing." Teacher Guo is still so confident.

"Yes, height doesn't matter. I'm not worried about not being able to guard against Teacher Guo, I just think it might be a bit indecent." Li Tian said with a smile, but his facial expression was full of disdain.

"Indecent? Although there is some physical contact in playing basketball, how can it be indecent?" Teacher Yu asked.

"Yes, we are wearing clothes, how can it be indecent?" Teacher Guo also continued to ask, feeling very dissatisfied.

"Then wait a moment. I have a prop, a gift I just gave to Xiaoyue. I need to borrow it and use it first." He said and walked towards the backstage.

"What are you doing there? Ask Xiao Yue to send it over. Just wait here!" Teacher Guo called to Xiao Yue.

The stage was shaking, and Li Tian was a little scared. He just prayed that it was not Teacher Sun who came up, otherwise the stage might need to be replaced with a new one.

"I'll give you a pair of jersey pants, lend them to me for a while, and I'll sign them for you later." He whispered to Xiaoyue.

"No problem, Brother Tian." He ran to Teacher Guo and gestured at his height.

"It's indeed a bit short!" He said this and ran away quickly.

Many viewers couldn't hold it any longer. This Xiaoyue is so cute.

"Xiaoyue, don't leave, I'm going to give you a monkey!"

"Xiaoyue, you are looking for death."

"You villain, where are you running!" The audience said anything.

"Brother, can you really give birth to a monkey if you and Xiao Yue are together?" Li Tian looked curiously at the eldest brother who just shouted that he wanted to give birth to a monkey for Xiao Yue.

Looking at the elder brother's expression at this time, he said "I didn't say" so firmly!
"It's not important, it's not important. It has nothing to do with me anyway. In fact, maybe Teacher Guo can do it too!" One move caused trouble to the east.

"Don't make trouble, you two gentlemen want to give birth to a monkey. This is absolutely nonsense!" Teacher Yu's words ended the topic just now.

Xiao Yueyue also came up with props.

"Look, can Teacher Guo still play basketball with the jersey on? You can't see it at all, good guy, how can I defend?" He put the shorts in front of Teacher Guo, leaving only a heart.

"Hey, you don't even have a face anymore, you just turned into a sperm in your shorts. Who can prevent it?" Teacher Yu said with a smile.

"What are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you blocking me? Are you asking for an autograph when you bring the shorts? You knew I was going to become famous, so were you prepared for my autograph in advance?" He was about to sign.

"What do you think? You wear clothes to play ball. No one is as big as clothes. Of course you can't prevent it. It's like you're like a man in your pants." Teacher Yu made a last-ditch attack.

"Nonsense, don't you have a trumpet?" Teacher Guo was still so confident.

"Yes, isn't there a small size? Isn't it okay to wear a small size?"

Teacher Yu quickly walked to Li Tian and asked.

Seeing Li Tian shaking his head again.

"Don't shake your head. Tell me, why is it indecent?" Teacher Yu asked again.

"That's right, tell me, what's so indecent about it?" Teacher Guo was still unconvinced and asked hurriedly.

"The main thing is, if Teacher Guo breaks through, go directly through me." He pointed to the position under his crotch. "If I pass through here, do you think I am defending or not?"

"How embarrassed am I?" Li Tian looked embarrassed.

"Oh, are you in trouble because of this?" Teacher Yu asked.

"Yes, what do you think? With the way he looks like a little black fat guy, I can slap him far away and I can't guard him. Isn't this because I'm worried about him getting under my crotch? I really don't know. How to defend, if you pinch hard, if you fart again."

As he said that, he was going to test Teacher Guo's breath.

"Hahaha!" There was another burst of laughter.

"Yes, it would be a bit indecent if you were farted to death." Teacher Yu said with a smile.

"No, that's why, I've been struggling." Li Tiandao, his expression was still so embarrassed, as if.

"Are you embarrassed because of this?" Teacher Guo was heartbroken and looked at Li Tian expectantly, hoping to get a different answer.

"Yes, otherwise you think it's just you, the little black fat guy, and I" Li Tiangang wanted to say.

"Go to hell!" He turned around and left angrily.

After the performance was over, Li Tian quickly pulled Teacher Guo back.

"Teacher Guo, don't go, don't go. It was just a performance, don't be angry." Li Tian explained quickly.

When I was explaining, I didn’t forget to compare my height with Teacher Guo. Taking into account the height difference, I compared the stool just now, as if I understood.

"Go aside." He patted Li Tian's hand, and the audience laughed even more happily.

"Hahaha!"

"Hello everyone, I didn't expect that Li Tian could speak so well, much better than some of my apprentices." Teacher Guo said quickly.

"That's right, much better than what the fat man said." Teacher Yu said, pointing to where Xiao Yueyue was standing in the background.

"Uncle Yu!" A coquettish voice suddenly sounded, and Li Tian almost vomited on the spot.

"Go back, you disgusting thing." Teacher Guo glared at Xiao Yueyue.

"Hahaha!" There was a burst of laughter again.

"Today, Teacher Yu and I had a speech together with Li Tian. If it's not good, please bear with it. If it's good, just shout out. If it's not good, just go back and scold Teacher Yu."

"Hey, why are you scolding me?"

"Well said, one more!" the audience shouted.

"Please give me more praise, please give me more praise!" The three of them quickly handed over their hands.

"Li Tian is not a professional cross talk actor, everyone gives Li Tian a round of applause."

"Which is easier, cross talk or basketball?" Teacher Guo asked.

"Of course I'm playing basketball." Li Tian responded, but his eyes were still looking at Teacher Guo's height.

"How do you feel about cross talk?" Teacher Yu asked.

"I'm tired. I didn't even sweat during the finals. I was sweating all over after talking about cross talk for more than ten minutes." He wiped his head again.

"Thank you, Xiaoyue will send Li Tian off."

(End of this chapter)