Trying to pretend to be human today

Chapter 183 "Take me to dinner"

"So, why did it become like this?"

Tang Nuo, who just came to the headquarters to submit documents and had not slept for several days, his eyes were black and blue, pushed the glasses on his face, and he turned his knowledge-seeking to the companion on the left.

Chen Zi, a short-haired woman who also just came to the headquarters to submit a report and review her body, waved her hand indifferently.

"It's okay, we know this guy well...?" The short-haired woman said with a bit of unconfidence, but she quickly changed her tone, "Well, Xia Chengyin knows him well, so there's no problem!"

"...Because I didn't swipe your meal card."

Tang Nuo closed his eyes in pain, wishing he could slam his head on the cafeteria table and faint.

If you can't see anything, you won't be distressed.

Worrying should be given to him who wakes up and gets enough sleep in the future, not him who is drowsy now.

How did things get here?

A few hours ago, Baisu was still chatting with the woman at the front desk.

After subduing her sad emotions, the woman at the front desk returned to the state of saying scary things with a gentle smile.

The woman at the front desk: "Although it is a temporary pass, there are many places you cannot go to, and our building is actually quite boring."

The women at the front desk told the truth that most of them are boring adults with no fun at all.

Either busy with work or busy with life, no one would like to stay and be frightened by her.

The young man in front of him is better, although he can't be scared, but he cooperates with her very much!

After thinking about it, the woman at the front desk took out a list printed on A4 paper from under the table.

"Why don't you go and watch this." The woman at the front desk pointed to the words on the list, "In the conference room on the second floor, it's a lecture for newcomers. It's no problem for Mr. Bai to attend!"

Therefore, Baisu wandered around the boring building twice, and after attracting some people's attention, he sat in the conference room on the second floor.

There's no way, I can't go underground.

Baisu has seen every elevator, most of them can only go to the ground, and some of them can go down to the second floor at most.

Human beings are really defensive.

Baisu looked at the ground under his feet.

Some dangerous thoughts flashed through my mind, and the humans in the building tensed up inexplicably, and the warning of the crisis stopped for a moment.

what happened?All human beings have this idea.

Some people moved and checked their surroundings and the entire building, but found nothing unusual.

Into the dirty stuff?No, this is their headquarters building.

The black-haired young man who was considered a "dirty thing" sneezed again. He covered his nose and found a seat in the meeting room on the second floor.

Humans have another saying that is good. For sustainable development, wait until you are hungry and then study where to go. The elevator can go underground.

Thinking of this, Baisu opened the brochure received at the door of the meeting room.

Indeed, as the human woman at the front desk said, the lectures held in this conference room are relatively simple, introducing the classification of ghosts and some methods to deal with ghosts.

A complete layman in this respect, Baili, who only relies on the classification of what can be eaten and what cannot be eaten, listens quite seriously, and occasionally makes a sound like "wow".

So can supernatural beings be classified so finely?
So it seems that the bloody mary he ate is an evil spirit, and the escaped ghost subway is a strange story or weird?Like the ghost baby in the hospital is a ghost...

So noisy.

This is the perception of other human beings listening to lectures.

Someone turned around quietly, and saw a black-haired young man in the last row, probably sensing the gaze of others, the black-haired young man raised his head from the paper and looked forward.

How should I say it?Kind of scary.

I've never seen it before, but most of the people who appear in this building are colleagues from the future, probably newcomers, but... But why does it give people a fluffy feeling.

Not daring to look at each other's black eyes for too long, the human turned his gaze back cowardly.

The rest of them were similar, they looked at each other once and then they didn't want to look again.

A lecture ended successfully, Baili fell behind the crowd and followed the crowd to file out, and found the cafeteria along the flow of people.

However, he does not have a meal card.

The benefits of the temporary pass do not include paying for meals.

Baisu stood there thinking, should he go upstairs and ask the human police to come down, or wait here... oh, here comes the meal ticket.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of two somewhat familiar figures.

They all belong to meeting once or twice, but when they are related to Xia Chengyin, they are easier to remember than passers-by.

Baisu stretched out his hand to stop the person.

The person stopped by him took half a step back, and the female among them was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Ah, it's you."

As a colleague who is familiar with Xia Chengyin, she certainly knows the current situation of Baisu.

I just didn't expect to be brought into the headquarters so soon.

The short-haired woman was about to say something, but the black-haired young man spoke first.

"Take me to dinner."

"……what?"

……

Dialogue with Baisu requires some jumping thinking. An Xiangwen has adapted well to this point, but other humans have not caught up.

I didn't know how to enter the stage of treating guests to dinner, and I still invited them with all-you-can-eat.

After the monster discovers the advantage of its own skin, sometimes it will take advantage of it.

The black-haired young man's request for a treat was not granted immediately, so the young man lowered his eyes and sighed slightly.

"Sure enough, I still want to find Officer Xia, but I don't know where he is, and I'm very hungry now..."

Women with short hair: Why do you feel a little pitiful.

Although the brain knew that the black-haired young man was pretending, after a brief hesitation, the short-haired woman obeyed her heart, patted her chest and said, "You can eat whatever you want!"

The sound of her voice woke up the drowsy man wearing glasses beside her.

Man with glasses: Wait a minute, Chen Zi, do you remember that you didn't bring your meal card today——

Women with short hair: Of course I remember, but didn't you bring it?

Glasses male: ?

So, three people sat at a table.

When being accused by his companion, Chen Zi found a reason for himself: "It should be the sequelae of being attacked by ghost babies. Recently, there has been a bit of maternal love. When I see a child on the road, I want to go up and touch it."

Tang Nuo, who didn't want to make money for his companion, put on a blank face: "With all due respect, the sequelae are real, but Mr. Bai and you are so close in age that you can't be compared with a mother and a child."

The short-haired woman who was pointed out was not embarrassed, she just propped her chin and said, "It just gives people the feeling... Do you understand?"

Tang Nuo, who didn't understand, shook his head.

It was also difficult for Chen Zi to explain, she had the appearance of an adult, but now it gave her the feeling of a child under three years old.

It can only be attributed to the sixth sense of women.

Tang Nuo mourned in his heart the amount lost in his meal card, Chen Zi was thoughtful, and Bai Li, who was mentioned by the two, sat opposite them, and put the bowl in his hand on the "high tower" beside him.

In fact, he is not full yet, but judging from the eyes of the dying human beings, eating any more will cost a "human life" in another sense.

Coincidentally, human beings jumped out of the topic just now and asked where Xia Chengyin was.

"Officer Xia." Baisu bit the spoon, "I'm upstairs, I'm discussing with someone, it seems that there is something in my body."

"Is there... something in the body?"

(End of this chapter)