Trying to pretend to be human today

Chapter 199 ○ Household Dishes

Red blood gushes from the faucet.

Even though Baisu turned the knob very fast, the camera still recorded that incredible scene.

It can be regarded as a live broadcast accident, Baisu defined it.

The barrage exploded in an instant, and the transparent liquid changed color. It was still too deep to be ignored. Even if it wasn't viscous, it was enough to make people think of it.

Fortunately, human technology has not advanced to the point where the audience can smell it, and there is still room for redemption.

Baisu turned his head to look at the screen, and the barrage found the ability to type between a series of question marks. Some people asked if it was red water, and some said it might be rust or something.

Rust, well said.

What the audience said is fine, and the next second is mine.

But before explaining—

Baisu looked down at the water pipe behind the faucet, closed his palms, and covered the spout for a few seconds.

Bai Xu crawled all the way up the water pipe, but he didn't catch the ghost's tail.

The ghost who dyed the tap water red like a prank ran fast, leaving only a little breath in the pipe.

A few seconds later, Baisu withdrew his hand.

Then, with a calm expression, he turned on the faucet again, and said to the reddish water, "It's rust."

[But... the color of the water from the rust is not so red, is it? ]
[Yes, when the water tank in my house was rusty, the water that flowed out was yellowish. ]
[It's definitely blood, it's definitely blood! ]
The liquid accumulated under the sink has all drained away, and now I can only see a few drops of water on the four walls of the sink. The area is too small, and only light red can be seen faintly.

"Yes—rust." Baisu's voice was flat but decisive, "You're wrong, it's just rust and other foreign substances that pollute the color of the water."

The barrage expressed disbelief.

Baisu took advantage of the opportunity to turn on the faucet again, and the diluted liquid fell from the spout, the red color was several times lighter, but it was transparent if one didn't look carefully.

After a while, the liquid turned completely colorless.

[Although there seems to be a possibility that the water will turn pink due to falling foreign objects, but it still feels——]
[It was perfunctory, how could it be rust (shock sound)! ]
[Xiaobai's self-deception is really...]
[Wait, is the host directly using water? ]
The Baisu under the camera has already raised his sword, and restored step by step the treatment of the octopus in the recommended video.

The entire octopus head was cut off, and only the lower octopus feet were needed, and then... Baisu directly sent all the plucked ones under the running water.

Although the audience wanted to stop it, they were separated from the screen after all, and they seemed to have no other choice but to yell at the barrage.

Before the audience finished wondering whether the faucet that was suspected to be bleeding could be used, there was a bang on the screen, and then the black-haired young man in front of the camera suddenly bent down.

Half of her body was included under the lens, and the loose neckline could be seen falling in front of her neck.

The barrage stagnated for a moment, and was about to explode when they saw the black-haired young man straighten up, throw the octopus foot in his hand to the empty plate aside, and then leave the camera.

[what happened? ]
[If you just wanted to post something, it would be blocked, was it the noise just now? ]
[Did something fall off? ]
Where the camera couldn't see, Baisu turned around and looked at a knife firmly nailed to the wall.

Looking back, besides the one he took away, there was another empty space on the knife holder.

A human from outside heard the sound and ran over to check. As soon as he probed, he saw the knife embedded in the wall.

Thieves-eyed human: "? What are you doing sticking a knife into the wall?"

Baisu: "I didn't do it."

Too lazy to explain more to humans, Baisu stepped forward and pulled out the knife.

He gestured at the thickness of the wall and the hardness of the knife.

It cannot be pierced with human strength, at least the incision will not be so smooth.

The black-haired young man who thought Lingyi had run away completely narrowed his eyes displeasedly, and looked at the kitchen again.

There is no breath on the bright side, and the mouse's tail hides again.

Going over to insert the knife back, Baisu glanced at the mobile phone with a poor sound quality, walked to the kitchen door and asked, "Don't you think this house is haunted?"

The mischievous-eyed man had been staring at Baisu, but now he was asked, and he gave him a look of "Are you out of your mind?"

"Haunted? How is it possible? It's all rumored on the Internet. It's about materialism."

Indeed, judging from the various scripts that these people showed him that first pretended to have ghosts and then refuted the rumors, they were all enough to be on some human program... Approaching science?

Looking pitifully at the humans, it looked like they didn't know what to expect at night.

"For the money's sake—I'll play the script well."

The human named Old Hei really gave too much.

"Money, what money?"

The naughty-eyed man thought it was Baisu who didn't want to lose money, and was about to say some harsh words, when he opened his mouth, the black-haired young man had already walked back to the pool.

The man who didn't want to reveal the existence of the script took a sip and left the kitchen.

After that, Baisu's cooking career was not affected by external factors.

External factors refer to the environmental impact brought about by ghosts and ghosts, not including Baisu's own operations.

The monster has its own opinion on the recipe, so that the final product is very bad.

[......]
[Changed very well, don't change it next time (pain mask)]
[Is this talent? ]
[How did you do it!Obviously most of the operations are exactly the same as in the video! ]
[I seem to see my dead mother in a trance (ascending to heaven)]
The dishes displayed under the camera, called ○ home dishes by the video owner, are slightly different. It can be seen from the appearance that they are similar, but the details have changed.

The octopus feet twitch slightly after being placed on the plate even though it has been boiled in a pot, and the suction cups on the feet seem to be still shrinking.

The "eyeballs" made of dough on the top are more lifelike than in the video, specifically because no matter which direction the camera is shot from, the audience can feel that the "eyeballs" are looking at them.

[It's so weird...]
[Did you see any special treatment? ?How did this effect work! ]
The barrage was full of doubts, but the most frustrating thing was at the bottom.

There are still a few pieces between the eyes of the top dough and the octopus feet on the bottom...don't know how to steam it out resulting in a bread full of holes.

The cooks also innovatively put some black dough on top, which looks like dense black bugs crawling outwards from a distance.

[Repeat again, it's a good change, don't change it next time! ]
[Seconded! ! ]
Baisu didn't quite understand why humans hated his works so much.

"Isn't it pretty good?" The black-haired young man squeezed an "eyeball" and threw it into his mouth, "There is restoration and innovation."

(End of this chapter)