Trying to pretend to be human today

Chapter 233 Don't have any plans

An Xiangwen chatted with the middle-aged man about other things, from daily life to work to family, and even education issues such as children's schooling.

Baisu:?
The black-haired young man looked at An Xiangwen, who was about the same age as his own human appearance.

He stared at the man for a long time, seeing the curly-haired young man with his back facing him who was still chatting with him, and his back shivered.

An Xiangwen: "Bai... What's the matter, Brother Bai?"

Baisu: "It's just that I didn't expect you to have a child...According to the legal marriage age, assuming you're stuck in time... Is it convenient to ask how old the woman is?"

The black-haired young man touched his phone, thinking about whether he should call the police.

Monsters have been forced to memorize a lot of human laws recently, and now they can find a few of them by looking through them casually, without using their brains to think.

An Xiangwen: "???"

The curly-haired young man turned around abruptly, and looked at Baisu in horror: "Brother Bai, what are you thinking in your head!!"

The black-haired youth carefully repeated the precautions for choosing a kindergarten that An Xiangwen said earlier, and which conditions need to be taken into consideration.

At the end, he asked: "If you don't have children at home, how can you pay attention to—"

Inexplicably, he was interrupted by the curly-haired young man who had an extra child in grief and indignation. If he hadn't known that Baisu didn't like physical contact, An Xiangwen would have stretched out his hand to cover his mouth.

An Xiangwen justified himself: "No, no, no, I don't have a child. It's a child from a relative's family! I've been paying attention to it!"

Baisu murmured, still somewhat skeptical.

Just when An Xiangwen was about to use his mobile phone to find some pictures or chat records to prove it, a person walked up on the podium.

There are two other people standing on both sides of the person, operating projectors, curtains and other equipment in their hands, making preparations.

The person on the podium coughed twice, which attracted the attention of the people in the room.

When everyone was looking straight ahead, Baisu noticed that the door they came in was closed.

The lights in the room were also turned off because of the projector.

The surroundings were pitch-black, and the voices were high-pitched, so no one cared about the insignificant sound of the lock.

To be honest, Baisu was quite familiar with what was going to happen next.

In terms of just lectures, he has heard a lot.

When the human policemen hadn't gotten to know him well, they beat around the bush and used lectures to get him to meet.

Today, his relationship with the special department no longer needs to be maintained by lectures, but the existence of lectures has been used by the elderly in the community and has continued.

After all, listening to what is organized in the community is more reassuring than going outside to listen to some pheasant lectures.

At least the juniors of the older people in the community think so.

This lecture is not another lecture, and now, the Pheasant Lecture has started a show operation - close the mobile phone.

The reason is that what they are going to talk about later is not easy to be photographed, and everyone's mobile phones must be put away first.

For modern people, mobile phones are an essential part of daily life.

Maybe if you haven't touched your phone for 5 minutes, someone will feel uncomfortable.

The person who came down to collect the mobile phone was a woman with a delicate face.

At first, some people were not happy, but after the delicate woman exchanged a few words with them, they all handed over their mobile phones without exception, completely unable to see the rejection that would rather die than obey a few minutes ago.

Under the operation of the delicate woman, she quickly received the last row and walked to Baisu and the others.

An Xiangwen and the middle-aged man's reaction was the same as the others' at first, and the delicate woman also spoke a few words of persuasion.

It is a very normal communication, explaining that they will not do anything with the mobile phone, and the bag containing the mobile phone will be placed where everyone can see it.

"If you are still not at ease, you can put your own names on it, and you will not be able to tell the difference later."

The delicate woman handed over the sticky note and pen at the right time, so An Xiangwen was persuaded.

The curly-haired young man scratched his cheek, instead of taking the note and pen, he handed over the phone directly.

When the delicate woman was about to take over the phone, Baisu asked, "Is that the way to hand it over?"

"Ah?" An Xiangwen turned his head while maintaining the posture of extending his hand, "Do you want to hand it in?"

Baisu could still see a little bit of bewilderment in the eyes of the human youth in the dark environment, but he didn't think there was anything wrong with his movements.

interesting.

Thinking softly in his heart, Baisu looked away, without any hesitation, and handed over his mobile phone.

After 10 minutes, the monster regretted it.

The black-haired young man sat slumped in the chair, staring blankly at the cobwebs on the ceiling, watching the insects crawling around on them.

Human cleaning is too careless, can't be negligent just because the ceiling is out of reach?
The monster who is used to modern entertainment finds it too difficult to live without a mobile phone, and it is not easy for him to just close his eyes and rest his mind.

When everyone around him is listening carefully and still looking excited, it would be too eye-catching if he closes his eyes.

Well, the slumped posture is equally eye-catching.

Silently moving his whole body up, Baisu changed his sitting position.

The left leg is on the right knee, the left arm supports the piece of meat on the thigh, the palm rests on the chin, and the head rests on it.

If Baisu were to give this lecture an evaluation, the answer would be boring.

The content is empty and exaggerated, full of stereotypes, and the same sentences are repeated over and over again, which is even more lacking than fake and empty words, as if a college student is writing a thesis.

To briefly summarize, search for the nonsense literature generator, input any text into it, and then read it to the generated text below.

I don't know why the human beings listened so seriously, and they frequently echoed and responded.

Baisu could still feel the eyes of others on him.

So he continued to change postures, his back was slightly straightened, his eyes were closed, and when he opened them again, he appeared to be in a state of being absorbed but distracted.

The eyes of others stared at it for a while, and finally moved away.

The distracted monster thought about the mobile phone network for a while, and then he turned half of his attention to the clone.

At this time, Baisu realized the benefits of doppelganger.

The white dog's vision is not at home, so he probably went somewhere to play again.

Accompanied by the hypnotic words in his ears, Baisu watched an adventure in the city from the No.1 perspective with half of his eyes.

Adventure locations include but are not limited to streets, houses, construction sites, parks and other places. Ordinary pets cannot run so far, but who makes the white dog itself special.

In particular, after sensing the consciousness link of the main body, the white dog immediately changed its schedule of playing with the elderly human beings in the park in the afternoon.

Walking through the alleys of the city, I picked up a few delicious spirits from the corner of the gutter and swallowed them.

Baisu: ...

Baisu: I may not be a human, but you are a real dog.

The avatar who was scolded by the main body as a dog was not in a hurry, got into the grass and picked up the small stone statue that fell inside, chewed and swallowed the supernatural spirit that was attached to it.

Baisu gritted his teeth and cut off the connection between himself and his avatar.

Not long after the connection was cut off, the human speech also came to an end.

The surrounding humans suddenly raised their hands and yelled together. The distracted black-haired young man followed suit and raised his hands, but did not open his mouth.

The result of not listening carefully was that when the humans came down to collect the money, a question mark popped up on Baisu's head.

Baisu: "What money?"

Delicate woman: "Money for shopping."

Baisu: "What do you want to buy?"

Delicate woman: "The last thing... sir, are you not listening?"

Humans looked suspiciously at her, and the delicate woman had a "really so" expression on her face.

She didn't force Baisu to pay any more, and quickly walked to the next one.

I don't know if it was influenced by Baisu's words, but An Xiangwen no longer listened to the speech eagerly, and was a little hesitant about paying for things.

An Xiangwen thought: "Didn't I come here for employee training? Do my own people also want to buy things? Whose performance is this?"

Delicate woman: "..."

The expression on the delicate woman's face disappeared for a moment, she silently passed An Xiangwen, and continued to walk backwards.

After walking around, some people paid the money readily and received a box of beautifully packaged Sanwu products. Some people became hesitant when they lost their enthusiasm for listening to the lecture, thought twice, and did not pay.

The delicate woman always had an expression that everyone could choose anything, and she didn't make any forced moves.

She just changed her strategy in the follow-up process after collecting the money.

The phones were returned one by one, but when he was about to leave, An Xiangwen was stopped because he was still at work.

An Xiangwen coughed twice: "That's right, but isn't this..."

The curly-haired youth turned his gaze to Baisu, and he continued, "Isn't there no way to send Brother Bai back?"

It takes an hour and a half by car when you come here, and it’s the same when you go back. Taking a taxi is an option, but the price is relatively expensive. If you choose the subway, it will take twice as long.

The young man who had let people go at the door before, but now blocked them, glanced at Baili and said to An Xiangwen, "It's okay, it won't take too long, just ask your friend to sit in the lounge for a while. "

Now that he said so, Baisu didn't leave on his own, but followed the guidance of other employees and went to their lounge to sit for a while.

The lounge uses transparent glass as the door wall. Sitting inside, you can see the employees coming and going outside, as well as a few humans who were also taken away, who should have listened to the lecture just now.

Sitting on the low green sofa, people can sink into it softly. With the elegant incense, the whole environment is drowsy.

Baisu sat down, and the delicate woman walked in at this time.

She carried a folder under her arm, and carried a tray in her hand with tea and snacks on it.

Curly hot air rose from the cup surface, and the delicate woman bent down and put the tray on the same low coffee table.

Then, she sat across from Baisu, took the folder in her hand, and smiled at Baisu: "I saw that this gentleman didn't listen carefully, so let me introduce you again by taking this opportunity."

Although the tone was a little questioning, the delicate woman opened the folder without waiting for an answer, and spoke in a soft tone.

Unlike the emotional man on the podium, the delicate woman took another route.

The soft tone and the environment of the lounge create a more hypnotic atmosphere.

The delicate woman glanced at Baisu while talking, and she found that the black-haired young man sitting opposite was not as fascinated by her words as she thought.

The delicate woman's eyelashes trembled, she stretched out her hand and tapped her ears covered by her long hair twice.

Baisu noticed her small movements, and followed her hand to look at her hair. The thick hair of a human woman covered her ears, so she couldn't see what was underneath.

The delicate woman talked again, then she picked up the teacup on the table at the right time, and persuaded Baisu to drink a few sips too.

"Are you thirsty too?" The woman blinked and hinted frantically.

The aroma of the incense became more and more intense.

Baisu looked at the cup on the table, and then at the eager eyes of the delicate woman.

Drinking water is no big deal, he actually wants to eat more.

The snacks on the tray look handmade, and they have just been taken out of the refrigerator. Even after so long, they are still a bit cold.

The delicate woman's eyes fell on Baisu's hand gesture.

She watched the slender fingers of the black-haired young man stretch forward, and she was about to hold the handle of the teacup, but turned around and touched the refreshments aside.

Refreshments can also be eaten, anyway, they are all added.

One piece, two pieces, three pieces, and the warmed tea.

All the food on the tray went into Baisu's stomach except for the cup that was taken away by the delicate woman.

Seeing that the plate was about to be emptied, the delicate woman pretended to read for a while, waiting for something to happen.

She waited 5 minutes and everything was as usual.

She waited 10 minutes and nothing happened.

After waiting for 15 minutes, she finally reached the end of the folder in her hand.

The delicate woman looked at the last page of paper in her hand in embarrassment, she frowned inexplicably, then took a deep breath and raised her head abruptly.

The woman with a far-fetched smile on her face asked, "Is there anything uncomfortable about you?"

Baisu shook his head: "No."

The woman with a grim smile: "Then... do you want to go to the toilet?"

Baisu, whose physical needs are dispensable: "I don't want to."

The smile on the delicate woman's face disappeared. She kept her frowning expression, closed the folder and stood up. She forgot to even ask if she wanted to buy the product, and only mentioned that she was leaving.

"My colleague has something to ask me, please sit down for a while."

Baisu propped his head to see the pretty woman running out of the lounge, and he yawned like a human being.

Humans have plots against him.

But as far as the medicine in this food is concerned... it's aimed at the wrong person.

The human medicine enters the monster's body and is metabolized instantly. This is only a matter of a few breaths of the cells in the body's structure.

The snacks are quite delicious. You can visit the tea room of this company later.

The black-haired young man picked up the last red bean daifuku in the tray, and handed it a glutinous rice ball that was much bigger than his mouth.

The lips were slightly opened until they reached the position near the pinna, and the whole big blessing was swallowed whole.

The black-haired young man puffed his cheeks leisurely, facing him in the lounge without letting the humans see the scene just now.

Humans who have already run away can't see it. There is not even a surveillance camera nearby. Is it for the convenience of doing bad things?
(End of this chapter)