The Heavens: Falling Ink From Douluo

Chapter 705: Red Thunder in the Day, Killing the Minister of Rites in the DPRK

"Huangkou boy, how do you know what etiquette is?"

"It's not just words."

"Just for peace in the world."

"Don't care about one person's anger."

"Only for the whole world."

The Minister of Rites is a talented old man who does not look like a weakling. However, looking at ancient times and modern times, even if he is a weakling, it is impossible to see that kind of weakling with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks in the court. Emperors are also normal people and have normal aesthetics. Look, appearance is a big bonus in social interactions. Therefore, regardless of whether you are a traitor or not, good-looking is the basic requirement.

It can be regarded as gold and jade outside, but failure inside.

After hearing what Lin Chaoci said... I can't say it was explicit, because it was equivalent to pointing at his nose and scolding him. It was more irritating than explicit words. He suddenly shook his sleeves and shook the white crane embroidered on the red official uniform. , speaking righteously, it is impossible to tell that this is a man who prefers marriage, even if he is really like what he said, he is not a weakling, but for the overall situation of that bullshit.

Lin Chaoci didn't let the old man get around him.

He has culture.

I can also understand the meaning of this old man's words.

Smiling slightly, his eyes swept over the hand that Emperor Chongping wanted to raise, and silently suppressed the hand that Emperor Chongping wanted to raise and the small notebook in his hand, even though he knew that the little The notebooks contain evidence of corruption and bribery by these officials, but he, Lin Chaoci, does not need these things as evidence!

Not to mention he still has power.

One person can decide the life or death of this room full of courtiers.

It can't be said, just do it.

The lower limit has been locked.

Even if he wasn't locked up, with his five thousand years of vision and the various dragon-slaying skills he had learned, wouldn't he still be able to defeat a small Minister of Etiquette?

Those who play dirty, I may not be as good as you.

Modern people should not take themselves too omnipotently.

Ancient times were not a place of reason.

Being talented can ensure that you are reused.

Only a qualified emotional intelligence can ensure your stability.

But what are his advantages?

What are the advantages of every time traveler and modern person?

It’s vision!

Therefore, Lin Chaoci ignored Emperor Chongping's surprise, crossed his hands, and even crossed his legs, changing into a comfortable sitting position, just above the court, as if to counterattack the Minister of Rites with his impolite behavior , although Lin Chaoci did not mean this, he changed his posture just to better spray this bloodless old man:

"I'm not in a hurry, let's talk slowly."

"Don't even think about saying no."

"What are you talking about... I have nothing to talk to you, the notorious leader of the Imperial Guard."

"This will only show your guilty conscience."

"You will also disrespect me."

"Maybe you feel that you don't need to respect me."

"Who am I?"

"A man with a false position and no reputation."

"However, respecting a person is the basic requirement of being a human being in etiquette and law. If you don't respect me, it is equivalent to you proving it with your actions - etiquette and law are just two words from your mouth. Do you think I was right in saying these two words that no one would abide by?"

The face of the Minister of Rites remained unchanged.

There was just a lot more impatience in his eyes.

He sneered and said sarcastically: "This is just a way for you to judge a gentleman with a villain's heart. Did I ever say that I refused to listen to you?"

After that, the conversation changed: "Young man, your provocation method is too clumsy. However, since you have resorted to such cruel tactics against me, I will reluctantly argue with you about etiquette!"

Ok!

Whatever is right or wrong is all his!

With that mouth, whatever is wrong is also right, and what is right is also wrong!

However, Lin Chaoci did not feel angry after being squeezed. Instead, he smiled very calmly. His tone was full of calmness from beginning to end. That calmness as heavy and stable as a mountain actually showed in his body. The old man who is the Minister of Etiquette is like a monkey jumping up and down. He can think of people in other people's dark places, and there is no need to say more about his own thoughts. We are not blind.

"Please allow me to analyze it word for word."

Lin Chaoci spread his hands like a general and calmly used his fingers to count the numbers for the Minister of Rites: "First, you said that I am a child with a yellow mouth, but that is not true. People have a physical age and a mental age. , even though my body is only fourteen years old, uh... yes, after this year, even if I am fifteen years old, my mental age has reached forty, or it may be fifty, sixty, or... Seventy years old, and even if I don’t talk about my mental age and only count my physical age, I still can’t reach the age of Huangkou Ruzi. If I don’t get injured in the future, I can easily live to be over five hundred years old. Fifteen years old accounts for five Thirty-third of a hundred years old is still a fraction, so I won’t calculate it. A normal old man will live to be sixty-six years old, which is not a short period of time. Even if he lives to be ninety-nine years old, it is calculated using this algorithm. The result is the same - even though I have lived for fifteen years, I am only equivalent to the age of three to two years old for a normal person, calculated as one year old at birth. Although the yellow-mouthed children refer to children under the age of ten, but , which also fully demonstrates that physical age is inaccurate.”

Everyone understands the implication of Lin Chaoci. I have arranged three paths for you.

One is the current physical age, fifteen years old.

Not counted as a yellow-mouthed boy.

One is mental age, seventy or eighty years old.

Not even a yellow-mouthed boy.

One is two or three years old... Whose two or three-year-old child can sit in the court and talk to others eloquently, well-reasoned, and without panic?

"And the courtesy at the end."

"That's even more nonsense."

Lin Chaoci smiled, then continued: "Everyone has different etiquette in their hearts. The definition of etiquette is just like how can a fish know the joy of a fish if it is not a fish? Let a hundred flowers bloom, so my definition of etiquette is definitely not I don’t recommend you to argue with me about my etiquette, because I have never lost in debates on benevolence, justice, propriety, wisdom and trust.”

"joke!"

"you are not a fish, how to know the joy of fish?"

"Is this your gift?"

The eyes of the Minister of Etiquette were full of sarcasm: "Then if I say that my courtesy is nothing to you, how can you know the joy of a fish?"

"Then I'm sorry."

Lin Chaoci finally put down his legs.

Not just letting go.

This time, he stood up.

Emperor Chongping was so frightened that his fingertips trembled.

He was afraid that Lin Chaoci would kill him on the spot.

However, just a second later, Emperor Chongping would rather see Lin Chaoci kill the Minister of Rites and wipe Lin Chaoci's ass than accept the unbelievable fact that broke into his eyes...

boom! ! !

The day thunders and the wind blows!

The deafening thunder left everyone's pale faces at this moment. Only Lin Chaoci's voice, as clear as gold and stone, was like chattering. There was no sign of pleading, and only the smell of discussion could be heard: " This sentence, "Zi Feiyu, how can you know the joy of fish?", between you and me, can only be used by me. My etiquette is to kill everyone who does not agree with my etiquette and wants to be serious with me. Although I have There are a hundred ways to kill you, but they all show that I am too domineering, and this approach does not respect the Holy Spirit very much. Therefore, I thought of a compromise method that can kill you while also Not to embarrass the Holy One, it can also fully prove that my etiquette is correct. Even if the iron pen in the historian's hand records it truthfully, he will not say that I am arrogant and will only record you as a traitor or a villain... Eh, I don't know about Tianlei. Do you have anything to say on your side? Well, just do me a small favor and chop him to death with a mine designed to eradicate traitors, so that he can experience what my courtesy is, okay?"

The voice just fell.

Under everyone's eyes.

A dazzling red thunderbolt...can't even be called thunder. It was clearly a red lightning pillar that was thicker than the pillars in the palace. It fell from the sky and shattered the lightning-proof glazed tiles above the head, and paralyzed the people on the ground. The Minister of Rites was covered in it, as if to let everyone see the fate of the Minister of Rites. The translucent red thunder pillar showed how the Minister of Rites was turned into coke, how it was turned into fly ash, and how it was not even ashes left. It was a clear scene. It was clearly displayed in front of everyone in the court!

at the same time.

Another thunder pillar that was thicker and larger than this one.

Just blue.

He arrived at the residence of the Minister of Rites.

One thin, one thick, one red and one blue.

The output will not stop until five or six seconds later.

The dark clouds in the sky suddenly dispersed.

Beating thunder arcs filled the air everywhere.

There was a big hole in the court hall.

There is also a big hole in Shenjing.

In the court room, you can hear the quiet sound of a needle dropping.

There was also silence in Shenjing.

Only Lin Chaoci's slightly surprised voice seemed to have pressed a switch, causing this seemingly suspended scene to gradually flow: "Oh, not bad, have you already digested one? It should be the Condor Shooting. That thing, right? I’ve changed my relationships to look like that, so it shouldn’t take much effort for you to swallow it up, right?”

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(End of this chapter)