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Chapter 146 So You Are The Male God Of Jiangzi?So the laughing point of this comparison is here

Chapter 146 So You Are The Male God Of Jiangzi?So the laughing point of this comparison is here (please order!)
Right now,

The number of people in the upper right corner of Liu Yadong's live broadcast room shows: [100 million+ online]
And the barrage on the public screen has already been flying.

[Barrage:

Fuck! Fuck!It’s really sumac, 666!

I just said why Douyin pushed me this live broadcast room, it turned out to be God Su!

Hu Bayi!You don't go to Jingjue Ancient City, you come here to hold the baby and nurse?
Haha, did you see Su Mu's expression just now?What an exaggeration!

I almost laughed out loud just now.

It was the first time that Su Mu could make that expression!

Su Mu, don't want Jiang Zi, you are a cold handsome guy! ]
The barrage scrolled crazily.

Obviously, these people clicked into the live broadcast room after seeing him live.

Su Mu is holding the child in his arms, looking at the barrage.

Although the increase in the number of people has not been seen.

But he guessed it must still be rising.

After all, during the recent period, the popularity of ghost lights out has not diminished at all, and many people are still stuck in Hu Bayi's role.

Su Mu thought about it.

Then continue to pretend not to see.

Immediately afterwards, he picked up the baby bottle and coaxed the baby: "Want to drink~ Don't worry, I'll see if the milk powder is hot first."

Su Mu opened the bottle cap, took a small sip, and then finished it up!

Xiaobao: "Nanai!"

Su Mu shook his head: "Xiaobao, this milk powder is a little hot, you can't handle it, I'll drink it up for you, and then I'll make you another cup."

Xiaobao: "???"

[Barrage:

Pfft~ So cheap!

This is not the Sumac I know haha!

Why is it a bit cheap, but I like it!
Are you cooling off?And drank all the re-bubbles, it really belongs to you!

666, Xiaowa thought to herself: I can't grasp your uncle.

Hahaha! ]
[Burden proficiency +1]

[Smile proficiency +1]

[Nonsense proficiency +1]

【Skill Point +0.01...】

Su Mu's eyes lit up.

Isn't this feeling coming?
Immediately afterwards, he made another cup of milk powder and shook it wildly in front of Xiaowa.

Then I took a sip.

But the next moment, his expression suddenly became serious!

Su Mu's acting skills are quite good.

Expressions and emotions immediately drive the atmosphere.

[Barrage: Huh? ]
[What happened to Su Mu? ]
[Is this milk powder wrong? Technology works hard? ]
[Why this expression, what happened? ]
Su Mu looked at Xiaowa with a serious face, and then said solemnly: "Remember, the milk powder brewed in boiling water from today on must not be drunk immediately!"

Xiaobao: "o((⊙﹏⊙))o"

[Barrage:? ? ? ]
Su Mu: "You burn your mouth."

[Barrage: What the hell am I...]
[Hahaha, damn it makes sense]
[sumac?This is sumac? ]
[. . . . ]
[666, ha ha ha! ]
[Laughing point +1]

【Burden+1】

【...】

After a long time, Su Mu let the bottle cool down, and then carefully fed it.

[Barrage:

Still have a conscience, did not drink up
Little Treasure: When I grow up, see if I don't want you!
Hahaha, so cheap! ]
Su Mu was breastfeeding.

Then he looked up at the live broadcast room.

His expression suddenly became exaggerated: "Ah! Brothers are all here..."

[Hahaha, just found out? ]
[God Su, it's been a while since you've been here! ]
[It's confirmed, he's not Xin Qiji, he's a funny guy! ]
[Laughing point +1]

Su Mu: "Don't get me wrong, this is not my child, I'm just a pure breastfeeder."

[Pfft, Su Mu is breastfeeding? 666, wait for the headlines! ]
[Is this Liu Yadong's child?Ha ha. ]
[Su Mu, are you funny?Don't do it! ]
[Hahaha... look at his expression! XSWL]
[It's over, it's over, my male god is actually so funny in private]
[Smile proficiency +1]

[Skill Point +0.01]

【...】

Feeling up.

Su Mu suddenly felt like a fish in water.

It seems to understand where the audience laughs and what kind of humor they want.

Immediately following the live broadcast room with millions of people.

They all started to watch Sumu fancy breastfeeding.

It took almost half an hour to master the proficiency.

The popularity remains undiminished.

But suddenly the door to the back room opened.

Immediately afterwards, Liu Yadong and Qian Jida came in with some takeaways in their hands.

Qian Jida: "I'm eating pizza today...Ah!!"

Liu Yadong: "!!!"

The moment the two came in.

I saw Su Mu hugging the baby, breastfeeding in front of the camera in the live broadcast room!

Then he glanced at the live broadcast room, everyone was dumbfounded.

Nima, millions of people?

Qian Jida was a little dazed.

Liu Yadong was even more stunned.

He often plays live broadcasts, engages in entertainment and sings, which is regarded as a promotion for his record company.

But the last time a well-known band was invited, the number of people was only 10+.

In the end, Su Mu hugged his own child and nursed it, how the fuck did he reach millions of people?

Although I am very happy that this is my live broadcast room.

But Liu Yadong still feels a little uncomfortable in his heart.

It's true that people are more angry than people.

Maybe this is the real traffic star.

They sing every day with a thirsty mouth and no one will watch it. No matter how good the music is, Douyin will not push traffic.

But when Su Mu went to that station, it was not his own live broadcast room, so he pushed a million traffic pool.

If this is his own account in the live broadcast room, it is uncertain how many people are online.

the other side.

Qian Jida slapped his forehead, knowing that he forgot to say that he was still live broadcasting when he left, so he didn't remind Su Mu.

Even if it's live, it's nothing.

But after all, Su Mu is a popular traffic now, and there are too many people online.

In case something goes wrong, broadcast it live.

Then tomorrow's hot search will be interesting.

I was thinking about it.

Su Mu has finished the second set of fancy feeding.

Holding the child from the top of his head, Su Mu turned to look at the two of them: "Hey, look, look, the child's real father is back!"

Liu Yadong: "..."

Qian Jida: "..."

[Barrage: Damn, is it true or fake? ]
[Fancy breastfeeding is fine, but the child's father is also cheating on you. ]
[Haha, Su Mu's live broadcast is super fun. ]
[Sumac!No, let's do a live broadcast. ]
[Do you still remember the password for your Douyin account login! ? ]
[Laughing point +1]

【...】

Qian Jida stepped forward: "It's nothing, I forgot to mention it just now."

Su Mu: "It's okay, just chat for a while and feed the baby."

Liu Yadong smiled: "Hey, there's nothing wrong with it. After all, in my live broadcast room, I know that I found you. Come on, you're hungry after a busy day. Let's have some pizza first."

[Barrage: Wait! ? ? ]
[Su Mu looks for Liu Yadong, is this recording a new song? ]
[Wow!Su Mu is going to sing again?Sing it for a Lunar New Year movie? ]
[Sing a few words quickly, don't be ignorant of flattery! ]
Qian Jida withdrew a piece of pizza: "Let's eat it first. Yadong ordered this from a western restaurant. Look at the color of this ham. It's a high-end product. It's costly."

Li Yadong smiled: "That must be, Su Mu must be warmly entertained when he comes."

Su Mu hugged the baby, and suddenly frowned, with a mysterious expression: "Wait a minute!"

[Barrage:? ? ? ]
[Barrage:? ? ? ]
Su Mu: "Before eating, let me ask you something important..."

Qian Jida: "Say."

Liu Yadong: "What's the matter?"

Su Mu lowered his voice: "You just said that the Spanish ham has color, but does the child's gas have color?"

Qian Jida: "..."

Liu Yadong smiled: "Hey, I thought I was asking, what color does a child fart have?"

Su Mu expressionless: "So it's colorless, right?"

Li Yadong: "Yes."

Su Mu nodded: "Okay, then I understand."

Qian Jida and Liu Yadong were confused.

"What do you know?"

Su Mu smiled calmly: "If the child farts without color, then he probably pulled me."

Qian Jida: "!!!"

Liu Yadong: "Oh, little treasure...!!"

[Barrage in the live broadcast room:
Ahhhhhhhhh!I can't stand it anymore, I died laughing!

The expression is so fresh and refined when you pull it on your body?

Nima hahaha...my stomach hurts.

Su Mu is really funny, isn't it too funny?He is so handsome in idol dramas, but can he play like this in private?

If I had known you were such a Sumu, then I... Thai pants are spicy!

666!I found that Su Mu's live broadcast is really fun, and the cheap and funny style is very good!

Su Mu's comedy, I don't worry anymore!Hahaha, look forward to it! ]
now,

The live broadcast room is boiling again!
Because of Su Mu's burdens one after another, the audience couldn't help but laugh.

And many people suddenly realized that it seemed that if Su Mu acted in comedy, it would not be unacceptable.

I knew earlier that the male god was a joke in private.

So why worry about his New Year's comedy?
[Smile proficiency +1]

[Burden proficiency +1]

[Nonsense proficiency +1]

[Skill Point +0.01+0.01...]

It's hard to make money.

Su Mu was very satisfied as he watched the proficiency increase in his mind.

It's not because of the improvement of proficiency.

It's that he seems to have accidentally found a funny style that suits him.

It's not quite clear though.

But as long as you continue to explore in the process of liver proficiency, you should be able to walk out of your own path soon.

Also, through live streaming.

He found that this seems to be a channel for the broad audience to gradually adapt and accept him to let go of his burden and release his nature.

If you come a few more times, the public will adapt and recognize that you are a person full of humorous bacteria in private.

Then when your own comedy is broadcast, any baggage will not feel awkward.

I changed clothes.

After eating.

Su Mu continued to make demos of several songs with Liu Yadong.

The follow-up "Overfire", "Wind Chaser", "Three Kingdoms" and "Glorious Years" are also included.

The previous ones are more classic than the other.

But not until Su Mu hummed 'Night in Ulaanbaatar'.

Liu Yadong knelt down.

Su Mu's current level of this song is actually beyond his control.

But even if the singing is not perfect.

But Liu Yadong still recognized the extraordinaryness of this song.

"Su Mu! You! Stop acting! Seriously, you will be a music superstar in the future!"

Su Mu: "Gotham?"

Liu Yadong: "Singing world!"

Su Mu: "I'm not Batman."

Liu Yadong: "...?"

Qian Jida: "Pfft~hahaha!"

[Laughing point +1]

[Skill Point +0.01]

"???"

What the hell, did you actually laugh?
If I remember correctly, this was Qian Jida's first time.

Su Mu was stunned.

He didn't even think it was funny.

So Qian Jida's joke is...

Homophonic stalk?
...

on the way back.

Su Mu: "Boss Qian."

Qian Jida: "What's wrong?"

Su Mu: "Cats can meow, dogs can bark, ducks can quack, and chickens can do what?"

Qian Jida: "Oh oh oh?"

Su Mu smiled: "The chicken will be reserved for those who are prepared."

Master Zhu: "?"

Qian Jida: "...Pfft, hahaha!"

[Laughing point +1]

【...】

 PS: There will be more updates later, but the writing is slow. If it is too late, you can wait until tomorrow.

  
 
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