One person transforms the gods into the heavens

Baby Jade Emperor Daojun now knows why there is a huge martial arts field outside this courtyard.

The co-writing is set up for my mother to beat my father.

The Jade Emperor Daojun baby stretched out his little hand, gently tugged on Lu Yin's sleeve, and asked: "Um, second uncle, will my father be beaten to death?"

"It's okay, we're all used to it. Fourth brother has a lot of experience in saving his life. Besides, his indestructible soul is particularly resistant to beatings. At most, he's just a bruised nose and face."

In other words, Dad is often beaten!
Fortunately, I chose a god position for my father to withstand beatings. Otherwise, if it were another Buddha, he might not be able to withstand my mother's beatings.

In the end, the two people's spiritual dharma dissipated, and Lu Bin begged for mercy: "Mother, I was wrong, whatever you say will be whatever you say!"

"What went wrong? Do you dare to do it again next time?" Xia Lan asked.

"I don't know?" Lu Bin looked completely confused. After all, he really didn't know why a child suddenly appeared.

I also have to sigh here, Jade Emperor Daojun is such a bad boy!

"You don't even know what mistake you made?!" Xia Lan became furious again, threw Lu Bin out, and said viciously: "I think you still want to be beaten. I didn't punish you just now. I owe you." beat."

"No, no, mother-in-law, stop fighting. I will change it next time!" Lu Bin quickly put his head in his hands and tested carefully.

After all, at this time, if you say more, you will be wrong, if you say less, you will be wrong, and if you don't say it, it is good.

"How dare you have a next time!!!"

Xia Lan grabbed Lu Bin's ear, rotated it 360 degrees, and said angrily: "I said the same thing last time, I know you will do it again!"

"Hey, it hurts, mother-in-law, please let go!"

Then, Lu Bin reacted slightly: "That's not right, mother-in-law, isn't this the first time this has happened?"

"Bah, it didn't happen this time either. I never messed around with women outside."

Xia Lan said angrily: "It's easy to say, isn't it?"

"Okay, okay, mother-in-law, whatever you say will be whatever you say!"

Tsk tsk tsk, you have a strong desire to survive!

Lu Bin stepped forward, looked at the little face of Jade Emperor Daojun, and couldn't help but ask: "You said you are my son, is there any evidence? Who is your mother?"

"Uh-huh... wow wow!!!"

Xia Lan saw the child cry out of fright, and when she looked at the little face that was very similar to Lu Chun, she couldn't help but feel a little softer, and quickly comforted her: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I scared you just now."

The Jade Emperor Taoist baby flung itself into Xia Lan's arms, sobbing continuously.

You two have become a married couple, right?
Lu Yin stood up at this time and said:
"Ahem, fourth brother, and younger siblings, what about that? I'm still cooking at home, so I'll go back first. I'll stay here for this kid. You can figure out other things by yourself. I won't Intervene more.”

Then he left quickly, wanting to stay away from this place of right and wrong. After all, he didn't want to get himself into trouble!

Despite his age, his legs and feet are so nimble that he climbed over the wall without even going around the gate!

In the end, only Xia Lan, Lu Bin and Jade Emperor Daojun Baobao were left in the courtyard, staring at each other with big eyes.

At this time, Xia Lan slowly squatted down, looked at the Jade Emperor's baby and asked, "My child, can you tell me your name?"

"My name is Lu Xiaochun."

"Xiao Chun???"

Xia Lan and Lu Bin couldn't help but frown. After all, their son was called Lu Chun, but now a Xiaochun appeared. "Is your father really Lu Bin?" Xia Lan asked, touching the head of the Jade Emperor's baby.

"That's right, mother, my father is Lu Bin, and my mother's name is Xia Lan!" The Jade Emperor Daojun baby simply stopped pretending. After all, the outsiders have left, and there is no point in pretending.

"What did you call me?" Xia Lan was a little excited, her fingers trembled slightly, and she asked in disbelief.

"Mother, I am the avatar of Lu Chun's deity, there is nothing wrong with calling her mother!" Baby Jade Emperor Daojun narrowed his eyes and said with a smile.

"Clone???"

Daoist Jade Emperor nodded, and continued: "The deity has returned, and it is on Longhu Mountain. This time I come to Lujiazhuang, besides doing some things, I still want to see your elders."

Lu Bin's ability to accept is relatively strong, and he also understands the magic of his son. After all, he has the primordial spirit and dharma, so it's nothing for his son to create a clone.

He couldn't help pinching the little face of Jade Emperor Taojun's baby: "Let me tell you, except for this brat like Chun'er, who can inherit my extraordinary appearance?"

"Uh, Dad, please stop being so pretty!" Taojun Jade Emperor curled his lips.

"Why, there were so many people chasing your mother back then. Why did I win the beauty in the end, and it wasn't because of my handsome appearance?" Lu Bin touched his face and boasted to himself.

"I remember my mother told me that it was entirely because you were shameless and followed her shamelessly every day. In the end, my mother became upset and couldn't bear it anymore, so she agreed to you." The Jade Emperor Daojun mercilessly exposed my father's words. lie.

"So, you are really my son!" Xia Lan still couldn't believe it, but she had to believe it.

After all, she had told her son about Lu Bin chasing her back then, and it was impossible for others to know.

Taojun Jade Emperor nodded, "Of course, although I am the clone of the original deity, my bloodline and soul essence are the same as the original deity. I am just a little smaller and have not grown up yet."

Xia Lan hugged the Jade Emperor Daojun and said repeatedly: "It's better to be smaller. After all, you were quite cute when you were a child. I remember that there were many people from all over the country who wanted to marry you."

Taojun Jade Emperor couldn't help but said with a dark face: "Mother, can you not talk about this matter?"

Proper black history!
At the beginning, Lu Chun used three immortal grasses to fortify his body, and it had to be nourished by the innate energy. Therefore, the raw pink jade carvings were extremely cute, and the body also had a slight herbal aroma.

Those matchmakers, seeing themselves so good-looking, would not even let me go when I was still a child. They were so cruel.

(╥ω╥`)
Although Jade Emperor Daoist has not personally experienced these things, but the memory is common, which is equivalent to Jade Emperor Daoist's experience.

"By the way, mother, you may have more than one son in the future." Taojun Jade Emperor let go of Xia Lan's arms and said very seriously.

"What do you mean?"

Jade Emperor Daoist faltered and said: "Well, this deity should transform into many clones in the future, and I am just one of them. I hope that you will make more preparations to meet the fact that you will have many sons."

"Xiao Chun, my soul is the legendary Kangong Doumu Yuanjun, who is the mother of the stars in the Big Dipper. Is it possible that you have more clones than this number?"

"Well, I really can't say for sure!"

Taojun Jade Emperor knows the ambition of this deity. What he wants to do is to divide the soul into ten thousand realms and transform into gods and heavens!
In other words, with the method of transforming into gods, as long as your body can keep up, you can derive gods without limit.

And every god is a clone of Lu Chun, let’s talk about now if not the future.

There are already 18 clones of the Taiyin Sun, the Three Pure Ones and the Six Imperial Kings, the Five Heavenly Emperors, the True Martial Emperors, and the True Monarchs of the Qingyuan Miao Dao. They have already surpassed the nine children of Lord Doumu Yuan of Kangong.

You must know that Kan Gong Doumu Yuanjun is a famous mother among the gods!
If in the end, all of Lu Chun's divine clones achieve the status of gods, then my mother will be really awesome!

Sometimes, having too many sons is a worry! (End of chapter)