Tokyo Wingman King

Are you snail girls?

Asama was speechless as he watched Futami and Majima polishing the already clean floor of the room.

I originally wanted to go home and enjoy some alone time, and then catch up on my sleep, but I didn’t know how long it would take to invite these two gods home.

It seems that in addition to entering the fingerprint password for the door lock, Boqi also handed over the access key to the apartment door.

What is Poch's reason for doing this?
Asama only made a rough guess, and this assumption was not good news for him.

Meeting their gentle and clear eyes, I don’t know where to start. When they meet his eyes, they will smile subconsciously.

The two uninvited housekeeping girls with smiling faces stepped on the floor and walked to the entrance in a lively manner.

Only then did Asama notice that the two girls were only wearing hot pants and vests that were as thin as pajamas under their aprons.

The skin as delicate as a mangosteen fruit reveals under the sparse fabric, and the four legs resemble the white columns of the Parthenon of the goddess of virginity. It has a majestic feel that cannot be ignored.

Don't add unnecessary sentimentality to me.
Restraining his eyes, Asama took off his hat and mask, showing a helpless expression.

"When I came to clean the house, I remembered that I didn't use the [obeying instructions]. Please do this."

Jiandao smiled awkwardly on his red face and said,

"I'm sorry, I came to your house to clean up the room without your permission. I thought it would be better to help you clean it since it's been too long, so I dragged Xiaoyue over.

Does being away from home for 2 days and 1 night mean that there is no one to live in for too long?

Futami, who also had a blush on her fair and pretty face, lowered her head and clasped her hands together, and added,

"I thought it would be inconvenient for Mr. Jingshui to answer the phone over there. He also needs to calm down when encountering the death of a relative. So, we want to comfort you, but we don't dare to disturb you. Next time, next time we will definitely talk to you in advance. you said."

There will be a next time for this kind of thing! ?

Asama said with an inhuman expression,

"I'm fine, thank you. Just leave the rest to me. It's getting late. You should go home and rest early."

Jiajima took Asama's arm and said

"Well! You're welcome. It's wise to finish things first and then finish them. Let's continue cleaning the room."

Futami also hugged Asama's other arm and said softly,

"Yes, Shizui-kun must be very tired after riding in the car all day. Just sit on the sofa and watch us clean~ Or, Shizui-kun, go take a bath first?"

I only took the car for 3 hours before and after, how could one day be so exaggerated!
Taking advantage of the time to change his shoes, Asama broke free from the girl's attack, stood up again, looked at the room, and said,

"There shouldn't be anything that needs cleaning, and I'm not mysophobic, so that'll be it for today."

This bachelor's apartment itself is regularly maintained, and I really can't think of anything that needs to be done to keep it clean.

Jiandao said seriously,
"That's wrong. There are many unclean things that cannot be seen with the naked eye."

Do you think this place is a haunted house?
"It is necessary to ensure Shizui-kun's health, disinfection!"

Futami had already picked up the air freshener and sprayed it on him.

At that moment, he felt that he was carrying a schoolbag like a beetle carrying a heavy shell.

"By the way, I brought you some specialties back to Idong."

Asama took out two long gift boxes from his backpack and handed them to Futami and Majima.

"this is?"

"The specialty, is it oranges or hot spring salt?"

"You can take it apart and take a look."

Futami and Jiandao heard this and opened the gift boxes. Both contained pens, Futami's was orange and Jiandao's was dark blue.

"pen?"

"The Ito specialty that Shizumi mentioned is from the stationery store Itoya?"

"Well, I think it's more suitable to bring souvenirs to friends than consumables that can be used for a long time. Use this pen to take more study notes."

For some reason, the two girls actually sensed a hint of the romance of Asama Shisui's pursuit of something long-lasting.

The room that had obviously been cleaned was over-cleaned again.

The girls tried to wipe the table with their whole body bent over the dining table, knelt on the floor to clean the dead space under the bed, stood on a stool to wipe the top of the desk, accidentally opened a strange web page while cleaning up the computer trash, and a series of other activities to output dopamine and hormones, but Asama After passing the will test, they naturally activated all the skills to improve agility and speed, and rushed to do 80% of the work, so that they could finish the work as soon as possible.

"Thank you Jingshui for your hard work. You clearly asked us to clean up."

"Jingshui-kun is really good at housework. In a sense, Jingshui-kun is the most caring person I know~"

The two girls took off their aprons and sat on the sofa with Asama to drink tea.

I really want to give them each a bowl of tea and rice.
Erjian leaned on the sofa, and the beauty on her chest suddenly stood out like Mount Saint-Michel above the bay. The moment she leaned back, she slightly tilted her body 15 degrees to the left.

"If anyone can become Shizui-kun's girlfriend, he will definitely be so happy~"

Isn't it the second time you put explosives into that person's stomach?

"That kind of person doesn't exist."

Very well, my decision not to fall in love is equivalent to saving a lost life.

Asama put down the tea cup and thought about why they hadn't left yet after making another pot of tea.

"By the way, there really aren't any youth books in Jingshui's room. The bookshelves are filled with some obscure books."

After dinner, Majima and Futami searched the room twice, even checking the toilet and sink, but they didn't find a single pornographic book.

Mai Shimajima couldn't help but wonder, does Asama Shisui, who usually dismisses the beautiful girls who come to her door, really not have that kind of need?

"If the youth books you are talking about refer to sexual descriptions, aren't there many novels on the bookshelf that meet this requirement? Especially those by Japanese novelists."

"Eh? Do you think Japanese novelists are more lustful?"

Futami, who found that most modern works are full of sexual descriptions, was a little surprised by Asama's words.

"In fact, novelists are very lewd because they are more obscene."

"Then why did Jingshui say that we are Japanese in particular?"

"Take an example. In a prosperous but indifferent city, there is an ambitious but frustrated and decadent young man. Either his wife cheats on him, or his lover dies, or he cannot love her. In short, he embarks on a journey to solve the problem in his heart by accident. A boring journey.

Then he met a waitress or entertainer at a hot spring hotel. She was lively, passionate about the future, gentle and quiet enough, and naturally became a healing medicine for the young man. The medicine started to apply on the soul and then gradually spread to the lower body. Perhaps before it even reached there, the young man left the woman because of his resurrected ambition.

There may be new medicines in the new place, but the first thing he wanted to do after he succeeded was tell the woman he met before. Unfortunately, when he returned to his old place, he heard from the third, fourth, or fifth person that she had died, committed suicide, had an accident, left, or got married.

He suffered a nervous breakdown, ran away, and met new healing drugs, but he was already resistant to them, and he could never get back her and himself. Although in the end, he found someone to live with who was most like that woman, it no longer mattered. "

Shimajima and Futami heard Asama suddenly talk at length about Japanese youth novels, and countless plausible novel names came to mind.

Jiandao feels that [sex] is not important in the novel.

"Is this story related to the kind of plots that Japanese novels like to describe?" "Because they need to use a lot of sexual descriptions to dilute some meanings, such as despair, death, and existence. You can even see More than 30% of a novel describes sex, but it still won’t be defined as a novel by the industry.”

Asama's answer directly led to Majima's next question.

"There are obviously so many youth novels that Jing Shui mentioned, so what's the difference between them and those H books?"

"On the surface, there is no difference between pornographic books and youth novels. They both awaken and satisfy desires through sensory stimulation, and bring pleasure. But judging from the results, there is an obvious difference -

Pornographic books begin with pleasure and end with pleasure; while youth novels use these pleasures to try to explore more things and awaken us to use more advanced human abilities to deal with things similar to novels and let readers Become a better reader. "

Mai Majima, who has read thousands of books, mused. Indeed, some romance novels with sadomasochistic plots are more likely to make people feel depressed than those industrial saccharine ones.

"But Jingshui, shouldn't aesthetics and reading be very subjective things? Why are there differences in subject matter?"

"You didn't hear clearly. There is no difference in subject matter. The difference between pornographic books and youth novels is not the difference in subject matter. This kind of distinction, British philosopher John Stuart Mill once said, [Be a It is better to be an unsatisfied person than a satisfied pig; it is better to be a never-satisfied Socrates than to be a satisfied fool.] Higher literature and art, or higher pleasures, are not because we prefer them. , so they are advanced, but we think they have advanced functions - making people more perfect and allowing them to experience and use more human abilities.

We can read youth novels as pornographic books, but pornographic books may not necessarily be regarded as youth novels. The high-class will definitely tolerate and include the low-class, rather than being in opposition to the low-class. In short, this is a kind of growth through sensory stimulation, rather than a feeling of loss after the first attack. "

When Asama said the last sentence, the faces of the two girls turned redder. They clearly felt that the effect of the room's air conditioner seemed to have disappeared.

"So, are H books that are called classics better than those youth novels that are called shit?"

"You can think so. But it is best for high school students to read less such books. I think it is more suitable to read youth novels during college. It is still too early."

Listening to the words spoken in the tone of an elder, Jiandao turned his head to look at the ascetic and cold face staring at the teacup, and asked the question he had been wanting to know recently,
"Um, Shizui, do you need to read an H book? For example, read Mr. Murakami's book as an H book?"

She actually wanted to ask Asama Shisui whether he would have a morning erection.

"This is the same as eating butter. It is not a necessary need. The need can be cut off through restraint."

Although Murakami will definitely object after hearing this here, in his "Cream", the meaning of life is these [cream of cream] - the essence of life extracted on a special circle - in addition , everything else is meaningless and boring.

After listening to what Majima and Asama said, Futami also realized that students who cannot ask good questions or express good feelings in [Asama Classroom] will be ignored!

"Jingshui-kun, can you understand it this way? The pleasure brought by sensory stimulation is animal, and the pleasure brought by thinking and growth is human. If you don't indulge in animal pleasure, you maintain your humanity. dignity, that’s why we think they are superior, right?”

Asama gave the great god a look of admiration that a child could teach.

It would be better if she didn't get so close to him. Why did you come over so blatantly, Jiandao?

I've obviously been sweating, so why does it still smell so good?

Do these two people have nanoscale antibacterial skin?

The perceptual bacteria in his head are proliferating crazily.

"Can you guys stay away a little bit?"

“The air conditioning temperature is a bit low.”

"Jingshui-kun, look at this. Can the [Five Forces Model] in Porter's Competitive Positioning Theory be used in love counseling like this?"

"Hold on."

Asama drank another large cup of tea and walked into the bathroom.

The two girls insisted on staying until 11:, citing study problems in the love counseling department.

Stayed in a grand place.

Majima lives relatively far away, and Futami is worried about Majima being alone at Asama's house.

The dryer in the bathroom was roaring. The girls who had taken a shower together once again pulled off Asama's clothes as pajamas and went to bed, and took away the pillows on his sofa.

Asama sat on the toilet and read a book.

He planned to sit like this for 2-3 hours until all the girls fell asleep on the bed.

They obviously have families, and if they are allowed to stay here, their personal purity in the future may be seriously compromised.

In fact, fate always plays tricks on people.

Take anime works as an example. Those who hate hollows will become hollows, those who hate giants will become giants, those who hate ghosts will become ghosts, those who hate ghouls will become ghouls, and those who hate curses will become containers that can curse. And they all become hateful. The top existence among all things.

People who refuse to fall in love will eventually become
Huh! Why use fictional works as an example to reflect on?
What the hell kind of flag should I give myself? ?
If there was still a pistol in the toilet tank, he really wanted to shoot himself in the right side of the head.

In fact, the two girls on the bed have not yet fallen asleep.

They seem to have forgotten that the reason for not sleeping is to wait for someone.

They looked at each other admiringly and could say no words of praise.

They also sympathize with each other because they know that each other's love is as difficult as crossing a knife edge.

The Hindu "Ghatto Upanishad" says - "The edge of the blade is insurmountable, so wise men say that the road to salvation is difficult." 】

They don't understand why Shizumi Asama has such a pessimistic view of love.

Futami wants to be the savior who pulls Asama Shizuzu out of the quagmire of [desperate love].

But obviously, she overestimated herself. Maybe he was not desperate for love, but just had no interest in it.

Majima wants to be Asama Shizuzu, a complement to another dimension of [Blank of Love].

However, she discovered that she did not have the energy, and she was constantly grabbing his warmth due to her low temperature.

They also envied each other.

Futami envied Majima for being able to control his sensibility and love and communicate more with Asama.

Jiajima envied Futami for being able to fearlessly try again, again, and again, trying to knock on the closed door, trying to wake Asama up.

They were alone with each other, without saying a word.

But eyes are the best encouragement.

They all believe that butterflies and tanks can coexist in one woman.

They all thought of the debate between Asama and the inferior class today.

Let people become more perfect, let people experience and use more human abilities, and let human dignity be preserved.

Isn’t that what he is doing?

Jiandao noticed that Futami suddenly held her hand.

"Go hard."

"Well, let's do our best together."

Of course they knew why Asama didn't come out as if he had fallen into the toilet.

However, he can't be with the toilet for the rest of his life, right?

He will always open that door.

They believed it. (End of chapter)