Tokyo Wingman King

Seeing Horikita's high-spirited attitude, the boys who were watching all laughed.
"Hey! How despicable! You are obviously in stage two!"

"Speaking of which, some people generally only have 58.33% of the level in the second stage in the first stage."

Asama glanced at the speaker sideways, how did you get the data that is accurate to 4 decimal places?

"Is there no one in Class A? They actually sent Horikita as the vanguard?"

"I'm laughing so hard, it's just a hummingbird gun, let's see my Beretta fuck him!"

The onlookers were talking a lot, and after Horikita from Classes D, E, F, and Class A entered the battle, the seals of Class B's Kamizan and Class C's Oshima were also released.

"Oh!!! You are indeed the aces of the football club!"

"Nonsense, they are so popular, there must be no shortage of women, haven't you heard of [use it or lose it]?"

"I've only heard of [an iron pestle ground into a needle]."

"Speaking of which, without a ruler, there is no way to tell the winner between the sacred mountain and the big island, right?"

"Then Kailash is number one! The mane of the Oshima Lion is so confusing. Maybe Kailash's Tiger Tank is even better."

"Then you are wrong. Generally speaking, a lion's skull is bigger than a tiger's, right?"

"But it has no bones."

Kamiyama kicked the boy who wanted to use his mobile phone to measure the length of his weapon into the hot spring.

"Made, even if you are touched by a boy, are you worthy?"

Kamiyama's violent temper has been recognized by the whole school, and he will get angry if he disagrees with him, which makes Yinghe, the head of the karate club, especially envious of him. He seemed to be in a bad mood recently. After this kick, his face finally relaxed a little.

But is there something wrong with what you just said, Kamiyama?

In the first round of competition, the referee from Class H gave the final answer - Class C Oshima placed first with 6 points, Class B Kamiyama ranked second with 5 points, Class F ranked third, Class E fifth, D The lowest class.

Horikita, who was ridiculed for having a hummingbird gun as his weapon, unexpectedly won fourth place. The reason is that there is not much difference between Horikita's gun in the non-charged state and the charged state. Asama suspected that this guy had mastered the legendary [ dead weapon].

Nohara Ryohei, the head of the Mugen Club branch of Class E, put his arm on the shoulder of Daiki Peace of Class F and said with a smile,

"It doesn't matter that we only lost one game. Brother Heping, Tian Ji and Tian Ji will compete in the second round for me and you for the third round. We will definitely get 6 points."

Several members of Class A also started discussing.

"Arima, according to the guessing results just now, it's your turn in the next round."

Hearing Ryuzaki's words, Arima's face stiffened.

Ryuzaki persuaded him to participate more in group activities outside of school activities. He often heard this from Asama, and he was reading the book carefully during this period.

That's why there was a scene where he, Horikita, Hanyu and the others played a soap game together.

But if he really participates in such a childish and joyful activity as "weapon competition", Arima always feels that he has to lose something.

He noticed the white hair on the outer circle of the crowd and said to Ryuzaki,

"Isn't Asama-kun not here yet? To be fair, let's re-elect representatives after he comes."

Following Arima's gaze, Hanyu's eyes also lit up.

"Yes, I almost forgot that we still have an ace, Master Asama~here here~~~"

Hanyu's shouts suddenly made Asama the focus of everyone's attention, and they even gave way to the innermost circle in an instant.

The name Shisui Asama has long been like thunder and is deeply rooted in people's hearts.

Among the more than 600 people in Toyo Hidewa's first grade, he is usually the only one who doesn't know Asama, and there is no one who doesn't know Asama.

His love book has become a prominent scholar in Eiwa. Anyone who meets him will always say something like the Pygmalion Effect, Barnum Effect, Suspension Bridge Effect, etc. Academic exchanges in the entire Toyo Eiwa have become a common practice;

The appointments in his love counseling department are always full, but it is rare to hear of anyone being successful. Some people even opened an offer on [successful appointment], and the odds increased from 20 to 10000, which can directly earn back the sky-high consulting fees;

The football club, baseball club, track and field club and other top clubs in Yinghe highly praise him. The judo club, light music club, drama club, film club, abnormal human speech club, Bronze Tree abnormal human cooperation club, astrology club and other clubs also praise him. never run out of words;

Half of those influential people who changed their headscarves admitted that they received his guidance - first-year Takishima, Daiki, Sakagami, and Oshima, second-year Nakamura-senpai, and third-year senior Fujima and Yasaka-senpai. , just the endorsement of these people’s platform has already made the love counseling department’s signboard gilded with gold;

Half of those exciting high-altitude flowers are his loyal fans, not to mention the three charming goddesses in the love counseling department, Shinomiya from Class N in the first year, Ayanokouji from Class G in the first year, and Akasaka-senpai from Class N is everyone’s dream lover, and the noble girls of the Gosaku family are even more ambiguous with him;
Even the two most famous people at the beginning of school, Yoshihiko Arima and Chiyo Konoe, would pale next to him.

He is dressed like Bruce Lee, and his eight-pack abs are as distinct as marble sculptures.

Does this true king of Yinghe have a great weapon equal to his reputation?
But just as a country's true strength can be roughly judged by its GDP, everyone's weapons can be judged from their physique.

The proportions of the human body hide many mysteries like mathematical equations - most people's armspan is the same as their height, the length of their feet is the same as their forearms, and the length of their palms is roughly the distance from the center of their eyebrows to their chin.

Therefore, some people will use the scale of the nose, neck, and middle finger as the basis for measuring the length of the weapon. Others, based on big data, infer that men with a ring finger that is one nail length longer than the index finger generally have a large weapon of the same body type.

Is the great teacher who is about 175cm tall really a 360-degree great teacher?
Everyone expressed doubts.

Asama found that his sons were also staring at his waist with interest.

I regretted joining in the fun.

It is really incomprehensible that even people like Arima and Ryuzaki would participate in this. Could it be said that in the island country, fertility worship is a genetic gift flowing in everyone's blood?
"Wait a minute, Asama, if you join temporarily, you can only wait for the third round."

Unexpectedly, Ren Miura from Class C was also there. He and Masao Yanagye discussed with the referee from Class H and indicated that if Asama wanted to participate, he could only participate in the last round.

"decide as things go."

Asama did not give a clear answer.

But some people believe that not to refuse outright is to participate.

Arima quickly understood what Asama meant - let go of your arrogance and prejudice and have fun with the masses, so that everyone can truly understand each other.

And hearing what Asama said, Miura Ren also breathed a sigh of relief.

He had seen Asama Shisui's weapon in the bathroom of the Art Building, and it was no exaggeration to describe it as [Rasputin's Root] still soaked in formalin.

Don't think this is just a boring game.

Shunsuke Shubo of their Class C is a rare soldier, and with his Cassius Spear, if he can overwhelm Class A and win this honor this time, he might be able to further unite the boys of Class C. After all, their class includes Ichiro Oshima. Inside, they are all superficial monkeys. [To win Class A is to win against Asama Shizuzu, and to win Asama Shizuzu is to dominate the entire Eiwa] Even if you are not a monkey, you will feel excited about this kind of thing, right?
The second round of competition has begun again,

The game attracted more people to watch, and those who had been there for more than an hour were unwilling to leave because of this interesting outcome.

Each of the six classes sent representatives, Class A's Arima, Class B's monitor Yanagi, Class C's monitor Miura, Class E's Kusanohara, and two unknown members of Class D and Class F.

The boys in Class F had nothing to hide, and the model of the weapon was clearly visible at a glance. It was only one size smaller than the caliber of the Tiger tank just now.

Liu Ye, like a qigong master, took some luck and was the first to lift the towel.

Everyone took a deep breath - Willow Ye has broken the common sense ratio between height and weapons!

However, he, who is not very tall, only upgraded the Tiger tank to a King Tiger tank caliber gun with the same caliber but a slightly longer barrel.

Nohara smiled and pulled open the crotch cloth in front of Willow Leaf, and everyone took another deep breath.

The boys in Class D raised their hands to abstain and directly claimed the last place.

Nohara Ryohei grinned with big teeth, patted the boy from Class D on the shoulder, and comforted him.

"Any weapon, as long as it can fight, there is nothing to be embarrassed about. Brother, do you want to join the Infinite Society?"

He was not discouraged when he received a negative answer. Nohara slowly tied the crotch cloth around his waist again, and said to everyone who was talking in a victor's tone,
"Those who complain about their congenital conditions and current situation are losers. You just lack exercise. Join Infinite Society and I will teach you exercise methods for free."

Nohara Ryohei was very confident because he observed that Miura was much shorter than him, and although Arima was about the same height as him, his hands were obviously not as big as his. He was already confident of winning this round.

"Can this weapon, which is similar to a land battleship, KV tank, be trained? Or is it an unlimited social contract to allocate girlfriends?"

"Fart! Our Infinity Club is known as the front line for equal rights in Tokyo, including your girlfriend X. The exercise I'm talking about is body stretching. It's been tested by myself and is effective."

"Oh, it's boring."

Some people lost their thoughts, but others became interested.

"I think it's fine if you can exercise to the point where you can put adults to shame. As long as it's not about hanging barbells, poking in the sand, or stuffing dogs' kidneys."

Seeing that Nohara had already started recording contact information, Ren Miura laughed and said,
"You're so naive. Do you really think that was the limit for Japanese high school students just now?"

Miura walked to the middle of the crowd and untied the towel around his waist.

The sound of inhaling echoed in the bath again.

Asama suspected that if they continued to inhale, their lungs would explode.

"What! This dwarf"

"Damn it, is that a map cannon down there?"

"Sure enough, it's really big! This is a huge French cannon. Do you have French-African ancestry?"

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Nohara, who just thought he had a chance to win, no longer had the intention to develop the club, and mumbled something like "How is this possible?"

Seeing that the three players in front were suppressed and had nothing to say, Ren Miura turned his eyes to Arima.

"The only one left is yours, Vice-President Arima."

Ren Miura showed his strength as a king and scored 10 points, which equaled Class C's victory.

Arima was silent for a moment, glanced at Asama, and walked up.

"Although I didn't feel much fun, since everyone can have fun in this event, I naturally won't be a spoiler."

wow-

When the towel was pulled away, everyone finally forgot to inhale.

The atmosphere in the bathhouse was completely frozen.

It was as if everyone was looking up at the fighter planes taking off from the aircraft carrier and soaring into the blue and white sky.

"Lost."

Miura Ren clenched his fists unwillingly.

There was a moment of silence, and voices of inferiority and self-deprecation poured out from the mouths of a group of people.

Arima sighed and said,
"This kind of thing is the same as height. There is no need to look for a sense of superiority or inferiority on it. What Nohara-san said [people who complain about their innate conditions and current situation are losers], I think it is right."

It's a pity that his comfort cannot achieve empathy with everyone at this time.

"Damn it. I also want to comfort everyone with the ultimate weapon. Although this kind of comfort is useless, it makes me feel good."

"Is Vice-President Arima even top-notch here? What did you eat when you grew up?"

"If you look at it this way, not many foreigners can rival Vice-President Arima, right? He's too strong!" "I really want to take pictures of Arima's artifact and show off our country's prestige!"

"Are you sick?! Which African country has national prestige?"

After the referee gave the affirmative, Arima quickly wrapped a towel around him. Although he was used to being looked at as an ornament, he still wanted not to do this kind of thing again.

The results of the second round are out, Class A Yoshihiko Yoshihiko is ranked first with 6 points, Ren Miura of Class C is ranked second with 5 points, Ryohei Nohara of Class E is ranked third with 4 points, and Masaki Yanage of Class B is ranked fourth with 3 points. Class F ranks fifth and Class D ranks lowest.

Many people are thinking, if nothing unexpected happens, Arima should be able to win the MVP tonight, right?
"Brother Heping, it's up to you!"

Nohara is already calm about the fact that he only finished third. Especially for Arima, he had to admit that it was a force that he could not keep up with.

"Oh haha~ Everyone seems to be playing some interesting game~"

A familiar lazy voice came from the side of the bathhouse.

"Who is that person?"

"do not know."

"You actually wore a swimsuit to the hot springs, are you sure you're not a sissy?"

The boys in Class D, who had taken it twice, were discussing in low voices,

"It seems like the boy in our class who dropped out?"

"Yes, it seems to be called Baba Nobuka?"

"Have you played "Nobunaga's Ambition" too much?"

Komaba Mitsuki, who had not seen him for a long time, was holding a can of Coke, looking at the commotion in the corner of the bathhouse with a happy face, and said hello to Asama,
"I didn't expect it~ Teacher, let's meet here~"

The indifferent attitude did not seem to dissatisfy the others.

Because the person who responded to his greeting was Asama Shisui.

"Ah."

"Just why Takishima and Dahui haven't come yet? We are all waiting to play table tennis on the second floor. It turns out that we are playing games with O-sensei, so how about adding me to this round?"

The people in Class D discussed with each other and decided that it was up to him to bring humiliation to the racecourse. Anyway, listening to the discussions from other classes watching the fun, Class D probably won't be able to take off the title of [Short Class].

Takishima's smile turned into squinting eyes again.

"I didn't expect that Teacher Da would give us such an opportunity to compete with each other."

Hello! I definitely didn’t initiate this game! ! !
Dahui nodded and said,
"The great teacher also often said that only by practicing more can you know your own shortcomings and learn from the strengths of others."

This is not the kind of competition I’m talking about! Bayonet?
Komaba put the coke aside and said,

"Anyway, I can finish second."

Komaba, who has always had poor physical strength and is almost skinny, has a very bulging arsenal.

Takishima shrugged.

"You have no ambition. Are you ready to taste defeat from the beginning?"

Dahui frowned and said,

"The second position should be me, no doubt."

The three of them looked at Asama together.

what's the situation?
Everyone followed the sight of these three people and surrounded Asama.

"So, the great teacher really didn't make a sound of surprise during the whole process?"

"Isn't this the confidence of a truly strong person?"

"Lord Asama, don't lose this battle between men!"

Hanyu, what are you making fun of?

Asama shook her head,
“There are horses that have won first place, so I don’t think I need to participate in this competition.”

Arima looked at Asama with a stunned expression, as if to say "Why did you betray me?"

Asama shrugged and continued,
"The honor of the class and the dignity of a man are certainly important. But no interest means no interest."

Arima, don’t be carried away by vulgar public opinion. Is it difficult to maintain independent thinking? Let me show you how to be firm and not be led astray by collectivism.

Suddenly someone made a voice,

"Does it mean that the great teacher also has a hummingbird gun?"

After hearing this, Horikita stood up immediately and said righteously,

"Don't force Asama! His dignity will be protected by me!"

But Horikita's words only added fuel to the fire, making everyone's emotions rise.

It was as if people were sure to fall into carnival after hearing the model number of the head of state’s firearm.

Well, do such people really exist?

"Participate! Participate! Participate!"

"Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!"

"Teacher, you are already strong enough. Your shortcomings in this area are actually not that big of a deal."

"Lord Asama, use your gun bravely! Let them see your true courage!"

Mud, you have been slandered and you have to fight back since you are going to be hurt.
The Class H referee saw that Asama acquiesced, so he obeyed public opinion and directly announced the participating representatives: Class A Shisui Asama, Class B Takishima Tetsuya, Class C Shubo Shunsuke, Class D Komaba Mitsuki, Class E passers-by, Class F Dai Hui and peace.

Asama looked at Arima and Ryuuzaki and sighed.

"If I win first place, how about you just listen to me honestly?"

"Let's get first place first, right? Teacher!"

"If you are number one, anything is fine~"

Why do some people sound gay when they say gay?

Asama said again,
“Don’t wait in line for No. 2-6.”

Having said that, Asama, who had received the title of [Human Mule and Horse] and was unexpectedly blessed with characteristics beyond the system description, took the initiative to pull off the towel wrapped around his waist.

In fact, even without blessing, it would be difficult for him to lose.

The noisy bathhouse fell into silence again, complete silence.

There were hundreds of birds in the whole bathing place, but not a single song was seen.

What kind of off-the-shelf thing is this?
Was it Dafeng?

No, it’s not Dafeng. It’s Archaeopteryx. Is it a dinosaur?
No, this is the ultimate human weapon that transcends the realm of biology. If they had witnessed an aircraft carrier before, then what they saw now was the Macross that could hold several Archangels!
Some people have refreshed their worldview; some secretly sighed [this is what a man should do]; some nodded and said [a gentleman should hide weapons in his body]. It is said that in ancient China, some people's weapons could be used as axles, and some could hide big hammers in their clothes. inside.

When most people were still immersed in shock, Asama began his speech,

“Looks like I won.

Although the majority of people are honest about this matter, we cannot say that no one has been harmed in the game.

I want to tell those who lost, and those who looked at the weapons and sighed secretly, that there is no need for you to lose.

Do you know the size of Michelangelo's famous sculpture "David" and his weapons? Calculated in proportion, 4 cm.

What are the dimensions of the Poseidon weapons in Florence's Piazza della Signoria? 4 cm.

Have you ever heard of Poseidon? If you know, please raise your hand.

Okay, put it down and raise your hands if you've heard of Priapus.

OK, put it down, thank you.

You see,
Many people know Poseidon, the god of the sea, without reading Greek mythology, but Priapus, the Greek god of fertility, knows it.

why?
In Greek sculptures, the kings, benevolence and gods are all small objects, because nobility and wisdom are more important than desire and low taste.

The real great weapon is not in your hands, but in your hearts. Therefore, today’s game ends here. I don’t want to hear any word about ranking, winning or losing, length, etc. related to this game in the future.

Do you understand? "

"Understood!!!" X107
Some people have found relief from this passage, some have found warning in this passage, some have analyzed Asama's words and thought about the logical line, and some have wondered if these words came from their own mouth. There are only a few people who believe this.

Some people even felt a sense of fatherly love in this passage.

"Master!"

Nohara Ryohei raised his hand.

"You said."

"Then do we still need to train weapons?"

"That's your own business."

After speaking, Asama found a round hot spring pool marked 52 degrees Celsius and soaked in it.

After hearing that high temperatures would make weapons smaller, those who wanted to join Asama in the hot springs and take a class wisely retreated.

In addition, the hot spring pool has been fully occupied by top heroes such as Arima, Takishima, and Daiki.

"Teacher, Yinglihua and the others are still waiting for us to play table tennis. Let's go."

"I'll have another party."

"Are Ma-kun and Ryuzaki-kun interested in participating in the table tennis match?"

Takishima smiled and looked at the two people who had been inseparable recently.

"Let's see the opinion of the great teacher."

Arima understood that he had just been taught a lesson by Asama.

Leading the masses must integrate into the masses, but only by adhering to the supremacy of the masses and not classifying the masses in any way can we judge how to integrate with them, how to rely on them, and how to truly be qualified to lead them in an all-round way.

Thinking of what he once said to himself, "If Japan still has an emperor when you become prime minister, let me do it."

Asama, are you really from the royal family? (End of chapter)