Tokyo Wingman King

"I haven't really looked into it before! Isn't it common knowledge in school that this nerd has good grades?"

Yoshida's cheeks flushed a little, and he showed an embarrassed expression, as if he was going to die.

In fact, she had already started cursing these bad women from Tokyo in her heart.

"To be honest, I like nerds. I like the way nerds read books seriously."

Mai Mashima suddenly said something that made the other girls temporarily give up the idea of ​​spying on information and teasing Yoshida at the same time.

"Shizumi-kun isn't a nerd now, is he? He's the club's ace in running, soccer, judo, and high jump~"

Pochi nodded, "Then Ah Shui is at least a nerdy version with eight-pack abs."

Isn't this still nerdy?

Yoshida couldn't help but look at Asana's belly, but unfortunately he saw nothing.

“He wears glasses, likes to read books, but not H books, doesn’t have the interests of a normal male high school student, and doesn’t like to play games;

Although I have never attended a cram school, I have experience in running one;

I have a lot of love theories and have taught many people, but I lack the practical spirit.

He likes to quote sentences from books. When you talk to him about the book, he won't tell you who his favorite character or plot is in the book, but will tell you about the author's writing background, writing skills, what he paid tribute to or plagiarized, and other boring things.
I have never met a more definite nerd than Robert."

Should I pay tribute or plagiarize like an American nerd, holding an Oxford dictionary, wearing plaid overalls, and preferably wearing braces?
Busui Kawai deliberately glanced at Asama, smiled, and continued,

"Of course, Hawking is a nerd, Bill Gates is a nerd, Steve Jobs is a nerd, Musk is a nerd, and Ultraman is a nerd.
Nerds invented everything that changed the world: machine guns, assault rifles, armor-piercing ammunition, high explosives, cluster bombs, napalm, tanks, mines, torpedoes, missiles, fighter jets, bombers, submarines, destroyers, battleships, aircraft carriers, electromagnetic guns, beam weapons, biological and chemical weapons, nuclear bombs, depleted uranium bombs, and intercontinental ballistic missiles.

Robert is such a nerd, so he may have the ambition to change the world."

F-san, you are talking about warmongers and terrorists, right?

Yoshida had some idea of ​​the situation.

There are three bad women from Tokyo who also fell in love with Asama, but what is the meaning of this operation of finding the right opportunity to praise him in front of others?

Are all women in Tokyo so shameless?
Some inexplicable emotions emerged in Yoshida Reiko's heart.

"I never thought that high school girls in Tokyo would like this kind of nerd."

"No, that's not right. We just like Shizumi-kun. It has nothing to do with whether he's a nerd or not."

"Yes, many people think that the person they like should be a certain way. In fact, all the standards are prepared for the people they don't like. You don't need a reason to really like someone."

Futami and Majima's words threw Yoshida into disarray.

Pochi smiled and walked forward and asked,

"So Yoshida-chan, do you like nerds?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Are people in Tokyo so shameless?!"

It was as if a primary school student got lost and accidentally walked into a party. The shock made Yoshida's brain unable to function smoothly.

This classmate from Asama Junior High School got into the driver's seat with a red face and stepped on the accelerator to deliver the goods.

"He's gone"

"He's gone."

"What a pretty girl. By the way, can Ito High School students drive? Can Robert-kun drive?"

"A Shui can drive it! But it lacks the passion that makes people's heart beat faster."

"what?"

“Never put the pedal to the metal.”

Asana glanced at the Gang of Four and felt that returning home now would save a lot of trouble.

"Robert-kun, you have to be a good tour guide today~ Kadowaki Suspension Bridge, Mt. Omuro, Ippiku Lake, Museum of Strange Boys and Girls, Teddy Bear Museum, Cactus Park, there are so many places I want to go~"

"I suggest you sign up for a group."

"Hey——Robert-kun, you should show your hospitality as a good host!"

In the end, the group went to Asama's junior high school.

Originally, they thought the security guard would stop them, but unexpectedly, Fuzugawa and Pochi's sweet words made the security guard dizzy.

"Asama, you're becoming more and more manly!"

After entering the door, the uncle gave himself a thumbs up.

Does this uncle remember his name?

It seems that it is more rude and disrespectful for me not to remember other people's names.

Asana bowed silently to the uncle who suddenly looked kind, turned around and followed the girls.

"Ms. Pochi, which classroom is Shizumi-kun's?"

"I don't know about that, but Ah Shui has always been in Class 2, right?"

"Ah."

By the way, if Pochi could memorize the study materials to the level of his personal information, he might be able to reach the level of being admitted to the University of Tokyo this year.

On the school playground, some people were doing relay training on the track.

It’s more like a chase like elementary school students than training.

If you think about it carefully, it seems that there is not a single outstanding sports club in Asama's middle school.

The baseball team and the football team are always fighting for the venue; the basketball team and the volleyball team often get together and have scandals, and their relationship is like that of a newlywed couple; the archery club has a tradition of bullying newcomers to do hard labor, and also has a tradition of the underdogs overthrowing the older ones every year in the first and second grades; the swimming club is most famous for hair care rather than swimming, so much so that many girls join the swimming club just to get the hair care secrets.

These gossips further reduced Asama's favorability towards sports activities.

In this era, a place where there is no news is a place worth living.

I took them into the somewhat dilapidated teaching building and went up to the third floor. I successfully opened the door of my own classroom when I was in the third grade of junior high school, but the class plate on the door read "Class 3, Grade 1".

This is the case in rural schools. Because there are not many people and there are no valuables in the classrooms, there is no vigilance in locking the doors.

"Robert-kun actually sat by the window in junior high school~"

Any problem with the first row window seat?

"Huh? No word 'morning' engraved on it?"

Sorry, Japan doesn’t need a contemporary Lu Xun.

The girls took turns trying out the seat that Asama had sat in last year.

Pochi sniffed at the table.
"Well, it's not Ah Shui's table. It doesn't have any smell at all. The person using this table now is a girl."

Asama felt that he would not be surprised if Pochi really became a dog girl one day.

He also agreed with Bochi's judgment that the tables and chairs today are not the tables and chairs he used at that time.

Because he wrote a famous Uyghur saying on the table: "For everything that cannot be said, we need to remain silent."

It’s really shameful to think that the second generation is still so immature.

Asana stood at the podium and looked around the classroom. There were 22 desks, about 6 sets of desks and chairs less than last year.

The same goes for classrooms. The number of third grade classrooms has been reduced from four to three.

I feel like the population of Ito is becoming increasingly sparse.

“So, there’s nothing to see.”

Futami, who was the last one to experience his seat, didn't look around like Pochi and Fuzugawa, but sat still, holding up his little face, staring at him. "No, I walked the way you went to school with Shizumi-kun, and I felt that my blank memory was restored~ It's like I really went to junior high school with Shizumi-kun~"

".I've never walked like this before. My dad drove me to school for three years in junior high school."

His physical condition was too poor and he didn't want to exercise or be laughed at, so every morning before 7 o'clock, Asana would ask his father to take him to school.

Then he spent most of his time sitting in his seat doing exercises, no wonder Yoshida called him a nerd.

Mashima, who was sitting in Yoshida's seat, laughed.

"Jingshui is standing in front of the podium and speaking now, looking like a teacher~"

Pochi asked, "What teacher?"

After observing all the plants in the classroom and finding that someone had watered them today, Busui turned around and smiled.

"It's the Great Teacher after all. If you ask me, Robert is the most suitable person to be an ethics teacher, and he can also teach modern literature and Chinese."

Since we are all civil servants, who would work three jobs?
"Isn't there a Chinese course in school?"

"Maybe in the future, Chinese, French, German, Spanish, Italian, these language courses will become electives."

"I don't mind teaching any class. If Shizumi-kun were the teacher, I would definitely be distracted in class."

This is a big question! What class did you take?

"Then you have to be careful, Xiaoyue. Robert-kun will definitely make you eat chalk."

"I think Ah Shui is the kind of PE teacher who would punish students with his brain! He would also keep students in the equipment room to do physical training or calisthenics for a few hours."

Who would do that?
"Then Ah Shui would make the female student feel the pain of doing physical training for several hours in a row when her face was blushing and her heart was beating fast and she was ready."

"That's exactly what he would do." X3
Pochi's brainstorming soon inspired the other three people, and they started playing the old-fashioned three-word game.

Teachers' subjects, subject-related nouns, and attributes of female students. Through these, stories are improvised.

"Lolita", "Lady Chatterley's Lover", "Jin Ping Mei", and Descartes' love curve have all become their creative materials.

"What a pity! I also want to see Robert's borrowing record~"

After Asana took them to visit his second and first grade classrooms, he brought them to the door of the school library on the second floor of the teaching building.

The study room and the rooftop were also locked, and the last few people sat on the stone benches shaded by dense trees next to the cafeteria.

This is the last place [a place that Asama Shizumi often visited during her third year of junior high school].

Because there were rumors that a student had hanged himself on a nearby tree, this stone bench became his exclusive seat.

Thinking that these girls could visit the haunted house without changing their expressions, he told them this story. Unexpectedly, even Busai stood up with a pale face.

"No wonder this bench is so cold, Jingshui, you can't be telling the truth."

"It's just a rumor. Maybe it's because it's cooler here that people made up this legend."

Anyway, the Chinese people who have been influenced by the core socialist values ​​are not afraid of these things. For most people, the horror of high housing prices is far greater than monsters and demons.

"Shizue-kun, aren't you going to give us a tour of the gym or something?"

"I'm not familiar with the place, and there's nothing worth remembering, so forget it."

"Robert really likes to skip PE classes~"

Jiandao thought that maybe Asana was just worried that after he became popular, people would strike up a conversation with him and shorten his study time, so he kept skipping classes.

After all, with his ability, it is easy for him to show his charm on the court.

[The Great Teacher's jump] is even a must-see on the show when fan groups preach.

Several people didn't have breakfast, but wandered around until 10 o'clock.

The girls discussed that if a boy is willing to take a girl to his hometown, his alma mater, a deserted and secret place, or a romantic travel destination, it means that the boy must like the girl.

Just like what is said [a man suddenly goes on more business trips, starts to dress more elegantly, and brings gifts home when he is on a business trip or working overtime], as long as these three points are met, it can be judged that he is 100% having an affair.

It's too arbitrary. Asana would never believe in this kind of empiricist misconception.

It's time to go home.

The dad parked the pickup truck at the door in advance with a cigarette in his mouth. When he saw the girls walking out of the school gate, he immediately put out the half-smoked cigarette with his calloused fingers.

"Thank you for your hard work, Dad. What's that bicycle behind the car?"

"It's for you to ride. One bike can't hold so many people, right?"

Asama Meiji grinned.

You really are my dad.

Bochi sat in the front passenger seat, and the girls in the back were fighting over who should connect the Bluetooth speaker.

Asama rode Pochi's bicycle and sped along following the old white Hilux.

The singing in the car came out. Judging from the style, I couldn't tell whether it was suggested by Fumi or Fuzugawa.

The trees beside the road cast swaying shadows, and the orioles and swallows in the woods chirp clear and melodious sounds.

It seemed to be telling Asama that this summer deserves praise.

Asama house, kitchen.

The girls had already taken up all the space, so Asana had to run to the yard to prepare the ingredients.

Sitting in the living room, Asama Katsuko looked at the beautiful backs of the four girls and whispered to Asama Meiji,

"Which one do you think it is?"

“Neither”

"Hasn't it come to fruition yet? It's not good for Shizumi-chan to be too tame in this regard. What do you think of Pochi-chan, Fuzugawa-san, Futami-san, and Majima-san?"

"Whoever assigned Shizumizu felt a little off. I mean it was a waste. We all know what the Yoshida girl is like. Shizumizu is a guy who has always been very good at hurting people."

"How can you say that about your own son?"

"It is precisely because he is my own son that I can say this. I used to worry that he wouldn't be able to find a girlfriend, but now I realize I was wrong. He is not interested in finding a girlfriend."

"Could it be that he's sick? He doesn't seem to have any interest in that aspect since he was a child."

"That's what he called friendship. Can't you see that the competition between these girls is very shallow?"

"Such a good opportunity cannot be wasted. How about we help? Which one do you think?"

"Let Jingshui make his own judgment. We will not get any benefit if we interfere without permission."

Asama Katsuko made a long, thoughtful sound.
"Yeah, that's right. I can't choose. If I have to say, I hope all four of them can be my daughter-in-law."

Asama Meiji rolled his eyes covertly.
"It's enough to be greedy for sweets, but how can a person be so greedy?"

"Yeah, that's right. A philandering character like James Bond can only date one woman in an episode."

Asama Meiji resisted the urge to smoke and took a candy from the jar on the coffee table and put it in his mouth.

".Shizue wouldn't like a sexy and dangerous woman like a Bond girl."

"why?"

"Because he's afraid of trouble."

At this time, Asama had already dealt with all the troublesome ingredients. (End of this chapter)