Tokyo Wingman King

"First of all, I will go Dutch from the very beginning of the date. I will prepare gifts for our anniversary, Valentine's Day, your birthday, and New Year's Day!
Second, I will delete all male contacts in my phone, including my father’s! I will unfollow all male celebrities on social media!
Third, I will make you a loving lunch box every day!
Fourth, every weekend we will prepare one hour of customized welfare time according to your wishes!
Fifth, no matter what my mood is, I will be happy as long as I am hugged by you!
Sixth, you are allowed to cheat up to three times, but the object cannot be the same person!

Ruyue-kun, can you let me, who loves you the most, be your girlfriend?
That Futami-san? Is it okay to say this? Compared to the previous recording, this time there should be more emotion, right? Okay, by the way, when will the Great Sensei come?"

A white-haired boy tapped the pause button on the recorder interface of his mobile phone.

The room grew quiet, and the sound of heat waves could be heard outside.

The season is gradually entering autumn, and even the Toyo Eiwa Academy, the top school for Tokyo aristocrats that is full of flowers and trees and has a good ecology, is still extremely hot.

The branches outside the window were shaking in the strong summer wind, as if they would hit the window in the next second.

The head of the Love Consultation Department, Shizumi Asama, took off his glasses, rubbed his brows, and asked the deputy head, Futami Tsukimi, the staff member, Hououin Haruka, and the staff member, Fujiwara Ai,

“Is this the advantage you have sorted out that makes customers very motivated?”

The standard black straight and gentle beautiful girl who was regarded as the "Five-Responsible Imperial Teacher's Forbidden Delicacy" by the entire Yinghe Academy - Futami Tsukimi smiled at the headmaster and nodded in reply,
"These are not packaging, but the true words of Hitotsubashi-san. Didn't Shizumi-kun always say that sincerity is the ultimate weapon compared to excessive packaging?"

"But why didn't Ichihashi-san say these sincere words to Kisaragi Koto in person, but asked you to record them and convey them?"

Fujiwara Ai, who was demoted from the head of the Love Consulting Club to an ordinary retainer by Asama, crossed her arms and said with a proud look,
"Of course! Otherwise, how can you charge 200 million for one order? Being a love porter is not an easy thing."

Is the ultimate purpose of adding services and complicating the process to increase costs? ? ?
The girl with the strongest money ability in Eiwa, Haruka Hououin, who is called "52 Hz Whale" by Class H and is not worthy of being communicated with by mortals, added,

"Two million yen is not a lot of money. The median monthly allowance of Eiwa students is two million yen. In addition, you ignored the courage of the client. If you confess in person, he might not be able to say a word. Since you are providing love consultation, you must be responsible for the results, right?"

Hououin Haruka didn't like Fujiwara Ai's tone, nor did she like the artificial huge advantage of her chest, but at this moment she and Fujiwara had the same position - to maintain the results of the love consultation of the three girls half an hour ago.

Futami Tsukiumi saw that Asana was dissatisfied with the charges and explained,
"The price was agreed upon by the three of us. Don't worry, Shizumi-kun. According to the database created by Komaba-kun, if they are poor students, we will provide them with free consulting services."

Fujiwara Ai nodded and said,

"Asama Asama, what you did before was completely a loss-making business. What's more, this Isbashi Kokoro is the lucky one we picked out of 100 appointments. She should know how honored it is to be guided by us."

Asama glanced at Fujiwara and looked at the stack of new 10000 yen bills in her hand with Shibusawa Eiichi's portrait printed on it.

The former director of the Love Consultation Department jumped up immediately.

"Asama Asama, what was that look in your eyes just now? I have 500 million in pocket money every week. Who do you think I am? A country bumpkin who is greedy for money?"

Although former Minister Fujiwara's financial resources far exceed the average pocket money of Eiwa Academy, compared with the super nouveau riche young man Togami Haruma, who has 10 billion in pocket money every month, and the richest woman in Eiwa, Hououin Haruka, who is sitting next to her, she can only be regarded as a self-employed person who has just started.

According to Fenghuangyuan’s own monthly spending, her pocket money is at least 10 times that of the daughter of the world’s richest man, Bezos, in her previous life.

Now, the Love Consultation Department’s public account still has 10 billion yen transferred by this girl with great money ability.

"Okay, okay, I know Xiao Ai is a man of high moral character, loyal, and hardworking. Then, what about the condition [allowing three affairs]? Isn't this pushing the client into a fire pit?"

“浅间浅间，看来你还没搞清楚衡量服务行业的唯一标准就是客户满意度，客户觉得没问题就是没问题。我也能原谅浅间浅间你出轨1、2、3、4、5、6喂！浅间浅间你这家伙未免也太花心了吧！！！”

Fujiwara Ai discovered that there were more than 6 people who were closer to Asama than she was! The young lady immediately became angry that no one would comfort her.

"It took a while. Sorry for the long wait."

"Hello~ Is dinner ready? Wow~ It's really hot outside~~~"

The energetic voice interrupted the eye contact between Asama and Fujiwara.

Fujiwara smacked her lips. Asama was sitting on the left side of the love consultation room. According to the [Law of the Left Side Loses], if she was not interrupted, Fujiwara Ai would not lose.

Asama also looked at the person who came -

The girl with long rainbow hair who said "Hello" is the leader and creator of the underground rock band "Dead Samurai Band" and a lively idol from the same class in Tokyo, Risa Fushigawa.

The girl following behind with short hair and a black choker is the new lead singer of the underground rock band [Death Samurai Band], a mysterious girl with a low presence, Mai Majima.

After handling a temporary commission from the school's light music club, the two of them rushed here to have lunch with everyone.

Because Asama is very good at making glowing aphrodisiac dishes, everyone in the Love Counseling Club has developed a habit of sharing lunch together in the club room.

The girls were also happy to prepare some meals and feed Asama in exchange.

As new members of the department, Fujiwara Ai and Hououin Haruka are both looking forward to their first department lunch event.

"Riyo-chan~Mai-chan~I'm waiting for you."

Futami took out the bento that had been heated up in the microwave. The three-layer bento was made by Asama and contained 7 dishes.

Five kinds of seasonal vegetable tempura, salt-grilled mackerel, curry shrimp, stir-fried Matsusaka beef, pork and corn dumplings, Yangzhou fried rice and almond tofu for dessert.

The dishes are simple and unpretentious, but they have a magic that makes you forget all the Michelin and TABELOG gold award restaurants in Tokyo.

The lunch in front of Asana was made up of dishes brought by each of the five girls.

The rice ball was made by Fuzugawa, and it was wrapped with a little lard. It tasted very fragrant, but the shape was too casual and there was no seaweed. Three stars.

The tamagoyaki was made by Futami, with tomato granules and ketchup evenly wrapped in the egg roll. It tasted like scrambled eggs with too much sugar. This dish reminded him of his hometown, which he had visited a few days ago, so five stars! Five stars for innovation! No comment on the taste for now.

The main dish, honey-glazed carrot burger, was made by Jiandao. The surface was a little burnt but it didn’t affect the juicy taste at all. The chopped onions and carrots in the patty also maintained a crispy and sweet taste, which was very greasy. Jiandao even added butter-fried onion strips to the burger to increase the taste layering. It must be five stars! The seasoning of the sauce is a bit like the pre-made vegetable packs in the supermarket.
Fenghuangyuan made a corn ham and cabbage salad, which was not difficult. The ham shreds in the salad were thick and thin, long and short, just like the biodiverse Yinghe campus. In addition, there was too much mayonnaise! Three stars, right?
Finally, there was the grass cake provided by Fujiwara, um, the kind sold at the school convenience store. She didn’t even have time to throw away the desiccant stuck to the bottom of the grass cake. Zero points!

Asama suddenly missed Pochi who was far away in his hometown.

Even though she is a fool, she can at least cook a dozen or twenty basic dishes.

It was really hard for those noble ladies who cooked lunch for him.

Asana finished his lunch in silence.

Fujiwara scooped a spoonful of almond tofu into her mouth, as she had almost finished her cube of tofu.

She saw that Asama's lunch box was empty and said,

"Asama Asama, you really look like a starving ghost~~~ It's worth it that everyone carefully prepared lunch for you. Do you want to eat cheese and tofu flavored grass cakes tomorrow?"

Sorry, I would rather starve to death than eat the straw cakes you bought so carefully.

"I personally went to the convenience store to buy it for you and you still don't know what's good for you? Damn you Asama Asama."

"Thank you for admitting the fact that you bought the Kusabiki at a convenience store."

After arguing with the annoying Fujiwara for a while, Asana turned the topic to the [Confession Request] that the Love Consulting Department had received more than 40 minutes ago.

"My suggestion is to confess in person. Also, change the last sentence to [Cheating will only break his legs, not his penis!]."

Asana used obscene words in front of the five girls.

But it seems that the only one who is embarrassed by this blushing girl is Daimyojin.

Hououin, who used his carrot tempura to exchange for pumpkin tempura from Jiandao, responded to Asama.
"But saying this is completely ruining the chances of Hitotsubashi-san's confession being successful, right? If she were to confess on her own, she probably wouldn't be able to say this."

"Have you ever considered that this kind of compromise can never be true love?" "But, Shizumi-kun, a girl who has the courage to say such words will be very attractive!"

Futami raised his hand in objection.

"You don't all think so, do you?"

"Shizumi, Hitohashi Kokoro herself has stipulated that it should be [no more than 3 people], this is not a compromise without bottom line."

Jiandao also said that this logic is correct.

"Robert, love like pure water only happens in imagination. You know that very well, don't you?

It's not that Ichihashi-chan doesn't know how to love herself, but there are people who deserve her tolerance and concessions."

Asama didn't quite understand why even Busei would say such a thing.

How could a person who seeks equality and liberation become accustomed to such injustice?
"But~if the man really cheated."

When Busikawa said this, he used chopsticks to tear open the skin of the tempura, looked at the other girls, and then spoke at the same time.
"It's not too much to die ten thousand times!!!" x5
A surprisingly uniform unison.

After the five people finished speaking, they couldn't help but laugh.

"Anyone who betrays a girl's courage and love will go to hell, even if his tendons are pulled out and his skin is peeled off before he dies~~~ Robert, don't you agree~~~"

Asana looked at the customer information carefully and pretended not to hear.

He felt sorry for himself for having just spoken up for the extent to which Japanese women were attracted to men.

Gender relations in Japan had already become rotten more than 30 years ago.

In the power and influence ranking list of Yinghe Academy, the Kisaragi family is at the T2 level [Four Elephant Families] together with the Fushigawa family. Their young master, Kisaragi Koto, has just transferred to Yinghe and has been targeted by his former elementary school neighbor. This is really cause for celebration.

"Fu Fu, how about I let you help with the confession?"

Fujiwara said with an expression as if he was enjoying a good show.

Everyone in the love consultation club knows that Kisaragi Koto likes Fushigawa Risa.

Because Kisaragi's good brother Migyoin Sei's girlfriend Fukasawa Yuki is a big mouth and is very close to Futami, Majima, and Fushimi.

"I also know Kisaragi-kun, just let me do it."

Futami said.

"Sure~~~ I'm doing the same thing as Robert-kun last semester. It feels quite interesting~ Is the confession time set after school? Should I go directly to him or hand him a letter first?"

Asama shook his head and repeated what he had said a few minutes ago.

"My advice is to confess in person."

"If I deliver the letter, will it be thrown away or put into the incinerator?"

Futami glanced at Asama who had burned more than 100 love letters early in the morning and joked.

When he came to school in the morning, his shoe cabinet was filled with love letters. Even classmates like Horikita and Hanyu who were not popular with girls suffered from it. The love letters they received, without exception, had careful instructions such as "Please pass it to Asama-sama!!! If you don't, you're dead" and "If you don't want bad things to appear in your shoe cabinet, please pass it to Asama-sama" written on them.

Asana read and burned the letters one by one, but the girls who were watching from afar did not break their hearts. Instead, they screamed from time to time when Asana took out the gifts they had carefully prepared from the letters.

No matter whether the food was smelly or not, Asama burned them all.

If possible, he would even like to roast the brains of these fanatical fans.

The cold expression and heartwarming behavior (the girls were moved by reading the letter and the boys were moved by burning the letter) further raised Asana's status in the eyes of all the first-year students.

"So, my advice is to confess in person."

Jiandao held back his laughter, looked at Busui Kawana and asked,

"I feel like delivering the letter or going directly to the class won't have a good impact. Is it convenient for Risa to use her phone to ask Kisaragi out?"

"I don't have his contact information right now~~~ Robert should have it~~~Then I'll leave it to you to make the appointment~~~"

Apparently these guys turned a deaf ear to his words again.

"Mr. Asama from Class A, Mr. Asama from Class A, please take the time to come to the principal's office after hearing the announcement."

The noon broadcast suddenly sounded.

An idea suddenly came to Busikawa, and he smiled.

"How about letting Hitotsubashi-chan confess on the radio?"

Hououin felt Asana's headache.

"Riyo-san, does Hitohashi Kokoro have a grudge against you?"

"Asama Asama, what does that bald guy want to ask you for? My dad is in Osaka today. It can't be that he called you, right?"

Fujiwara focused on the broadcast.

"do not know."

"Want me to go with you?"

"Do what you have to do."

Asana stood up and tidied the things on the table.

"Shizumi-kun, I can just wash the lunch box."

"Go ahead, Jingshui. It's not good to keep the principal waiting for too long."

Asana nodded, and before leaving the Love Consultation Department, he said something,

"My advice is to confess in person."

"Robert's habit of repeating grades seems to be getting worse~"

Busei laughed. She really liked Asama's gentle stubbornness, even though this stubbornness had once been used in the form of rejection when they confessed their love to each other in person.

When Fujiwara Ai accidentally met Asama's eyes, her heartbeat began to accelerate uncontrollably.

Asama Asama, is this guy giving me a hint?

I actually want Fujiwara Ai to confess to him? ? ?
This playboy!
This playboy!!!
How ridiculous!!!!!!!
Well, it seems that I need to prepare well. (End of this chapter)