Tokyo Wingman King

"What were you talking about just now?"

Asama looked down at his reckless twin sister with a cold and heavy gaze as if a giant steamroller dropped from the sky.

Konoe Saya's emotions were crushed. She was stunned for a second, then immediately changed to an expression of surprise, wetness, and emotion, and shouted,
"Is this the God of Love blessing me?! Wow! Brother Asama is here to take me home! Saya likes Brother Asama the most!"

The sound of slow footsteps came from the entrance of the apartment next door, and the person who made fun of Konoe Saya - Konoe Yuori showed a stable face.

"What a shame! Yuori's intelligence was underestimated. Sayo actually wanted to use such a clumsy Asama."

When the twin sister's eyes caught sight of Asama's figure, her stable emotions quickly burst like a soap bubble with too much water.

"Brother Asama!!!" - As if the signal gun sounded in an elementary school sprint race, the twin sisters, full of energy, lowered their heads and threw themselves into Asama's arms.

"Brother Asama is mine!"

"Warning! Sayo is not qualified to claim sovereignty."

There was limited space in the corridor, and Asana had to take three steps back before leaning against the wall. He could only hold his head with one hand to prevent them from approaching rashly.

"Why are you two living here?"

Konoe Sayaka, whose head was being pinched by Asama, put her hands on her hips, puffed out her small chest proudly and said,
"The master of the family said that this is a bridal practice prepared for both of us."

"Shy. Compared to the arrangements made by the head of the family, the main reason why Yuori came here is that she keeps doing it when she thinks of her brother Asama."

Konoe Yuori, whose head was pinched by Asama, covered his left chest with both hands with a gentle expression.

What kind of ghost bride is practicing
Asama looked at the twins who seemed a little strange with suspicion. Were they finally kicked out of the Konoe family?
But why sweep them to my door?
Feeling the two little heads rubbing against his palms, Asana let go of his hands in disgust and asked helplessly,

"When did you move here?"

"This week~ By the way, we prepared a gift for Asama-san on our first day here! Unfortunately, it was secretly taken away by the little witch Futami."

"Additionally, the thieving cat put the gift in the bathroom. Also, the real gift that Yuori wanted to give to Asama-nii was actually Yuori herself."

The two soon received a return gift from Asama called [Bakuri].

"Mr. Konoe sent you here, didn't he want me to teach you how to be polite?"

The twins who were just counting the stars in front of their eyes, now knelt on the ground together, leaned over and said,

"Thank you for your advice. From now on, I will leave my care to Brother Asama." x2
Why is it that these two people only show the upbringing of the Konoe family when they kneel down?
The guards were thinking about what their purpose was in sending them here?
Without thinking too much, Asana made a phone call directly.

The call was answered after 6 rings, but unfortunately the only response I got was Konoe Takumi's "hahaha".

"By the way, Asama-san, whether you accept it or not, the ownership and use rights of the apartment you live in are in your hands. I have asked all irrelevant people to leave. You can make this apartment a temporary shelter for the homeless, or you can let all your girlfriends live in it."

This building has become mine.

Giving gifts often implies ambition and privilege, while accepting gifts often means submission.

According to the laws of any democratic country, the recipient has the right to refuse, but Konoe Takuma was now showing him the Konoe family's immunity.

Qianjian turned on the hands-free mode and asked,

"As the owner of the entire apartment, can I ask the two Miss Konoe to move out?"

"That's a bit troubling. It's not easy for Sayo and Yuori these years. I believe that the compassionate Asama-san will never do that."

There are so many people in this world who have a hard time. If I really had that kind of compassion, wouldn’t I be exhausted to death?
"I'm sorry, even though I sympathize with those smart kids who live in troubled families, I will not take on the responsibility of being a child's guardian."

Asana slightly adjusted what Konoe Takuma had said today and gave it back to him.

"Don't be sorry, and don't worry about any obligations. Just take this as a little spice in your life, Asama-san."

No, this is not a spice of life, but a pesticide of life. No one is so bored that they would take the initiative to drink two drops of paraquat.

"I've said it before, I have no obligation to be a teacher to your little brat from the Konoe family, nor do I think I'm suitable for this responsibility."

Asama replied.

"Then give them both a week. If Sayo and Yuori can't change your mind, I'll have to make other arrangements for them."

The phone was on speakerphone, and the two junior high school girls looked up with horror on their faces, their lips tightly bitten.

"That `s a deal."

Asama hung up the phone.

What does it mean to make separate arrangements?
Although Konoe Takuma did not say anything harsh, the Konoe twins looked very much like the beauties used by Shi Chong of the Jin Dynasty to persuade people to drink. If they failed to persuade others to drink, they would be dragged out and beheaded.

Of course, I am not a person like Wang Dun.

Although he knew very well that the twins' current expressions, which extremely stimulated men's protective desire, were probably acting.

"Brother Asama."

Konoe Yuori, who had forgotten her habit of speaking, raised her face with helplessness written all over it, but her speech was interrupted by Asana indifferently.

"It's okay if you want to stay here first, provided you meet my three requirements."

The guard twins were still kneeling on the ground, but when they heard the three words "No problem", the fear about the future on their faces was put away.

"100 requests are no problem. You can do whatever Asama-nii-san wants to do to us. Yuori will make sure that Asama-nii-san is satisfied."

"Saya can satisfy 200!"

"Xizhi can satisfy 300 of them."

"Saya can satisfy 301!"

"Xizhi can satisfy 302 of them."

The twins became noisy again.

"You guys keep arguing, I'm going to take a break."

Asana pretended to open the door, but the two men grabbed his legs from behind and made him kneel down.

"Please tell me, Asama-nii-san. If Yuori interrupts you again, I will break her legs."

"Refute, Yuori is the one who listens to Brother Asama the most."

Why don't you stand up then?

Asana grabbed the two men by the back of their collars and lifted them up. For some reason, their faces flushed.

"My first request is that you two move to the second floor tomorrow."

"Understood. Xizhi will pack her luggage tonight."

Saya, who was about to raise some objections, looked at her sister as if she were a traitor.

"The second request is to stop your habit of speaking without restraint and put a valve on your mouth in the future."

Konoe Sayo nodded repeatedly and answered before Konoe Yuori.
"Saya will wear whatever Asama-nii-san tells her to wear."

"Understood. Yuori will try her best to adapt to the ball gag and mouth guard that Asama-nii gave me."

The two junior high school girls looked at each other, and the redness on their faces became more obvious.

Konoe Yuori was soon hit by a ruthless knife, and he covered his head and made a sound like a puppy wailing.

"Doesn't your statement just now mean that you don't understand it at all?"

"Confession, Xizhi just made an inappropriate metaphor."

There is no sign of repentance at all.

"For the third request, please wait a moment."

Five minutes later, he handed the twins a handwritten contract containing 5 provisions.
"If you really want me to teach you something, sign this."

The twins held the drafted and finalized contract together and read it carefully word by word for nearly 10 minutes.

"Brother Asama is so skilled at writing this, it feels like he has written it many times, he is worthy of being the man who owns the Crystal Palace!" "I agree, Yuori, who wants to become Brother Asama's slave, can't control her heartbeat."

Hearing the two people whispering, Asana took back the contract and took out his cell phone.

"If you don't sign, go back. I'll call the property management and the moving company."

Upon hearing this, the twins hurriedly signed their names on the contract.

"From now on, everything about Konoe Saya will be handed over to Brother Asama."

"Pious, everything about Asama Yuori is now in the hands of Asama brother."

"Stupid Yuori, Asama-san's last name is also Konoe!"

"Ignorance, according to Sayo's understanding, our Konoe family will not be separated from the Fujiwara Kita family."

While the two were arguing, Asana had already entered the room and closed the door.

After finally getting the twin guards away, Asana looked at the [Education Contract] in his hand and sighed.

Reality once again slapped him in the face and told him that the Five Photographers were no longer an existence that he could easily keep a distance from.

He had foreseen this situation a long time ago, and had thought that as long as Chiyo Konoe did not become his landlord or neighbor, he could tolerate this level of surveillance.

He overestimated his endurance.

It seems that the initiative is indeed in his hands, but Konoe thinks that if he can squeeze in two junior high school students who still have to study today, he might be able to squeeze in a few bored female college students in their early twenties tomorrow.

Konoe Takuma seemed determined to believe that Asama Shizumizu was a lustful man.

When changing shoes, Asana found two more pairs of slippers in the shoe cabinet, which belonged to Konoe Saya and Konoe Yuori.

It seems that I need to say hello to Erjian and the others, and not let strangers into his room.

A pair of shoes bought for him, placed in a shoe box, was placed in a prominent place, as if saying to him - "Come and wear them!"

His other pairs of shoes were not in the shoe cabinet. There was a note inside that said, "Xiao Mai and I washed the shoes and put them on the balcony to dry."
It's the handwriting of Busei.

The girls cleaned up the room this morning, and the smell of yesterday's heavy drinking was gone, but the scent of the girls was still there.

Just like searching the surveillance cameras in the KKIS dormitory, he found several aromatherapy boxes with similar scents to those of the girls in the Love Counseling Department in various places in his room.

There are two more aromatherapy boxes with juniper, laurel, wood and citrus scents than others. One is hidden in the bookcase and the other is hidden in the upper wardrobe. Damingshen has once again paid attention to details.

The home appliances in the room were replaced with the latest products of the same brand, and even his mattress was replaced with a new one.

It looks like the work of Phoenix Court.

There are also two more formal suits in the closet.

I just felt something was a little strange yesterday, but I didn't expect their aggression to reach this point.

But when I think about it carefully, it seems that my apartment has never been treated as a private residence by them. Now it has become a wall in East Berlin that anyone can paint on, so there is no need to make a fuss.

The problem was that he didn't draw clearer boundaries, but instead kept pushing them towards becoming bad friends.

After six minutes of self-criticism, Asana began to check his bed.

Apart from the row of aromatherapy boxes above the head, there was nothing wrong with the bed, but the wall next to the bed felt a bit out of place.

He lifted up the picture frame hanging on the wall - an abstract painting by the great artist Dali based on his teacher's poems "Bodhisattva·Yellow Crane Tower" and "Shui Tiao Ge Tou·Swimming" - and the two holes on the wall, the lens tube in the holes and the eyes in the lens tube were revealed.

Two eyes belonging to different owners blinked at him with the tacit understanding of twins.

Fortunately, what I bought were just high-quality imitations. The two characters, Konoe Saya and Konoe Yuori, actually combined the turtle eyes and water splash pores in the illustration and drilled two holes in the painting.

He had the urge to open up the minds of these two girls.

He called the property management and asked them to go next door to plug the two holes tomorrow. He then went next door with a pair of scissors and a razor and shaved the heads of the two girls.

"Next Friday, I will test you on the views of Hobbes, Locke, and Rousseau on the social contract theory. If you fail, I will shave your eyebrows next time."

The two girls who were crying and dared not look at the mirror suddenly blushed when they heard what Asana said.

Asana quickly realized what they were thinking.

There is no hope for these two.

After returning to the room, Asana checked the bathroom before taking a shower.

When he was preparing the course materials for the next week, he found a whole row of DVD boxes on his desk, which completely covered his book on the Frankfurt School.

Asama looked at the titles of the works on the DVD and fell silent.

"Double Love", "Double Love Alternative", "Kiss X Sis", "Love cannot be eliminated by twins", "To love darkness", "Re: Life in a Different World from Zero", "Date A Live", "Clannad", "Little busters", "Kakegurui", "Higurashi When They Cry".
What do these works have in common, they seem to be twins?
Is the sexual fetish of Qirenxing worthy of covering up "Dialectic of Enlightenment", "Knowledge and Human Purpose" and "One-Dimensional Man"?
Anyway, he used all these DVDs to fill up the trash can.

I kind of want to invite Pochi back home. My house needs a loyal guard.

Reason knocked on Asana's head and said, "No, remove the word 'loyalty'."

Reason knocked on his head again and said that even if the two sisters moved to the second floor, the trouble they would cause him would not be any less.

So why not just tell them to go away?

Asana took off his glasses, spread out his five fingers, and rubbed his scalp.

Because there is still a 20% probability that the helplessness and fear expressed by these two girls from the Konoe branch family who lost their parents when they were young are real.

At 3:30 in the morning, I was woken up by a call from Boqi.

"Why are you calling so early? Is there anything you don't understand about yesterday's test paper?"

"No! I understand and have corrected it! Why didn't you call earlier? What if you woke up?"

".How can I answer your call if I don't wake up?"

"Hehe~ It's only meaningful to wake you up~ Anyway, from now on, the job of waking Ah Shui up will be contracted by me."

Asama seriously suspected that Pochi had seen a video of [#thedogwhowantsyoutowakeup].

After chatting with her for a few words, Asana put on his headphones, got up, drank a glass of water, and went out to start exercising.

Hearing the birds singing in Shiba Park, Pochi smiled and said,

"I'm also jogging in the morning. The sun will rise in less than an hour~"

Pochi seemed to be pointing the phone at the seashore, and Asana heard the sound of waves getting louder.

"Then don't get too close to the sea."

"Ashui, you're always worried. I'm also a great swimmer. I'll be back in Tokyo at the end of the month. Let's go to the swimming pool together~"

"Your chance to come back this month has run out, right?"

"Isn't there an Infinite Festival at the end of the month? Daiki-kun invited me through Risei-chan~"

".Then go find her and go swimming."

"Is Ah Shui jealous?"

"."

He simply couldn't understand the circuitry of a dog's brain.

After asking about my parents' situation, I started chatting about the desserts my mother had recently made. I kept running and chatting with Pochi until the sun rose in the east, and then Asana hung up the phone.

Pochi quickly sent the sunrise video to the relationship consultation department group.

At this point in time, naturally no one responded except Asama.

After going home and making breakfast, Asana read a book for a while. When the clock struck 7 o'clock, he stood up, confirmed with the property management about helping with moving and patching the hole in the wall, and picked up the bag that he had packed long ago.

It's time to go to the Nijo family. (End of this chapter)