Tokyo Wingman King

You can’t go wrong!
That's the sound!

These past few nights, the ghosts that have been making strange noises and appearing mysteriously at the door, and playing dubious DVDs every now and then, are them!

Pochi didn't even have time to put on his slippers before he followed Asama to the door.

Just as she was about to use the peephole to check whether the uninvited intruder outside the door was a person or a ghost, her head was firmly pressed down by a hand and pulled back.

Asama stood in front of her, not removing the safety chain, but simply opening the door a crack and asking outside,

"I'm home, what's up?"

Bochi felt that the emotion in Asama's voice was somewhat familiar, similar to the tone when he answered her goodnight call in the middle of the night.

This isn't the tone Ah Shui should use when talking to strangers! Ah Shui definitely knows these two spirits!
The twins outside the door hadn't seen Pochi yet, but upon seeing Asama, they both stood at attention.

"We are delivering a letter to Asama-nii on behalf of the head of the family."

The Konoe twins have facial features that rival those of Konoe Chiyo, and they are as delicate as a pair of porcelain dolls.

A uniform wavy hairstyle, gothic makeup, platform Martin boots, and slender legs wrapped in a thin, delicate layer of contrasting plaid stockings.

Konoe Saya was wearing a punk outfit with studded hot pants, and her socks were blue on the left and red on the right, with the left one shorter than the right one.

Konoe Yuori wore a lace miniskirt with a Lolita headdress, and her stockings were red on the left and blue on the right, with the left stocking being longer than the right.

It perfectly replicates the outfits worn by Rize Shinazugawa and Mai Majima in their previous performance.

The two people's clothes had the words "[5A Severe Dependence]" written on the front. This design was posted by the anonymous account "[5A Scenic Spot]". Komaba specifically followed this account and said that 4/5 of the followers were fake fans who followed him for giveaways and interactive events. In addition, the account's IP address was linked to Phoenix Inu's home.

Asama saw Konoe Yuori holding a large file folder behind her back and nodded.

"Let me confirm with him."

He closed the door behind him.

Based on past communication experience, Konoe figured that if there was something to discuss, he could just make a phone call; there was no need for such roundabout communication.

These two girls are quite clever and mischievous; Asama thinks they're definitely capable of forging an imperial edict.

However, the call to the head of the Konoe family could not be connected.

Pochi tiptoed and crouched behind Asama, using his chin to cushion Asama's shoulder, trying to get close to the peephole, but almost had his nose knocked off by the door.

Asama opened the door again and asked through the crack in the door,

Do you know the contents of the letter?

"We...we definitely didn't peek!" Konoe Saya said, somewhat flustered.

"Statement! Asama-nii, Saya's panic is not due to guilt, but a normal sign of brain atrophy. The head of the family said that this must be handed to Asama-nii personally, but he did not explain what is inside."

"."

Asama held out his hand in front of the crack in the door. "Give it to me."

A tender arm reached through the crack in the door, its thumb and forefinger only using the tips of its pink nails to pinch a corner of a large envelope, as if trying its best to distance itself from the envelope.

I briefly took the large envelope, touched it, and felt that it contained several cards.

With $1 million already in hand, is the old man Konoe planning to reward himself a little more so that he can continue to cause trouble in KKIS?
"Okay, thank you, you can go back now."

Gulu gulu——

Gulu gulu gulu——

A loud sound came from inside the stomachs of the two people outside the door.

"Wow!!! I never imagined that Pochi's cooking skills were so excellent. No wonder she's Asama's older sister!"

"Touched. The warm broth and smooth udon made Yuori taste the flavors of home, love, and her mother."

Wow! The meatballs are not only bouncy and chewy, but their unique flavor is also very impressive! Does Sister Boqi have any secret recipe?

"Amazing. The soft-boiled eggs are also amazing; the ratio of olive oil and salt is just right. This is clearly a skill honed through countless trials."

The twins were launching a fawning offensive on the blonde older sister who invited them in and fed them.

They had already researched and developed strategies to deal with the girls around Asama. They figured they could win over this clueless mixed-race cousin with sweet words.

"Hehehe~ Ah Shui's cooking skills were also taught to me. It was the summer when Ah Shui was 4 years old."

Pochi was indeed getting a little carried away, and with a sly look, he started telling the twins the childhood story he had just made up.

Asama opened the envelope in the living room. Inside were a bunch of things: [Asama Pochi]'s MyNumCard identity document, residence card, and permanent residence card; [Pochi Frysi Parakova]'s Russian domestic passport and exit passport; and a Fuji Bank card—the same as Asama's, a Fuji Bank card that Mizuho Bank only provides to special customers.

These were far more formal than the identity documents that Asama Takuma had given to Pochi. In other words, Konoe Takuma, with the privileges and power of the Five Regents, directly made both countries recognize the false identity of [Asama Pochi].

Asama recalled Fujiwara Ai's phone call a few days ago. There were quite a few people like her who were trying to find out about Pochi's identity. The Five Regents might have done their own investigation. Konoe wondered if this unannounced approach was a reminder to him.
He wasn't afraid of Boqi's identity being used as a topic of discussion, or rather, he was very curious about the attitude of the Yamagami Group and the Yamagata Group behind them.

As for those who inquired about Boqi's identity, they couldn't cause him, the fake Five Emperors' Tutor, any trouble through Boqi. Some insiders even followed his charade and tacitly accepted Boqi's new identity.

Asama casually placed Pochi's ID card into the coffee table drawer and then took out the letter from the envelope and read it again.

The letter mentioned three things.
The first thing is the KKIS incident. Asama should go directly to the heads of those families who benefited and demand their compensation. Konoe has already given the word, and as for the amount of compensation, that depends entirely on Asama's persuasive skills.

The second matter concerns the restructuring of KKIS and Chiyo Konoe's enrollment. The school will reopen the Monday after next, and Chiyo will transfer there the Monday after that. Her studies and life at KKIS are thanks to Asama's care.

The third thing is that this time, the old man did a lot of work for him.

I need to consider the order in which I should visit the Kujo, Ichijo, and Takatsukasa families.

He accepted Takashi Kaname's invitation a few days ago, which is one of the reasons why Takashi Kaname is willing to support Mugensha.

I didn't want to trouble Ichiro, but Konoe Takuma had already said that Ichiro had done a lot for him this time, so I couldn't not go.

Asama tidied up his things, washed and dried the dishes in the kitchen, then picked up his bag and prepared to go out.

He patted Pochi, who was still bragging.

"Pochi, you're in charge of taking care of the guests."

Konoe Saya, standing to one side, tugged at Asama's clothes.
"Asama-nii, when is the training we agreed on going to start?"

"Same question. We've been looking forward to it ever since we signed the contract with Asama-nii."

"dokidoki~~~"

"desudesu——"

Poch's eyes widened.

"Ah Shui???"

"It's education."

Asama delivered a powerful chop to their necks, knocking off both of their wigs.

Two bald men, hugging each other, were found in the room, saying, "If it weren't for Asama-nii, I'd never get married."

"Waaaaah, Asama-nii said he would test us on the Yakuza Contract Beast Guide last Friday, but he completely ignored us. Asama-nii is going to become a heartless man."

It's social contract theory!

"It's heartbreaking. The head of the family hoped that Asama-nii would give us a reply within a week to persuade us to stay, but Asama-nii has completely forgotten about it. The seeds of sorrow in my heart are too heavy to become the magical girl that Asama-nii liked."

You are already witches!

Asama canceled the animation of putting the wigs back on the two and apologizing.

"I already gave Mr. Konoe the contract with you, which is my agreement to let you live in this apartment building. As for the social contract theory, I don't believe that you can save your eyebrows if you didn't even download the email attachment."

The two of them simply lay down on the floor, closed their eyes, and resigned themselves to their fate.

"Then let's shave off Saya's eyebrows completely."

"Shy. Brother Asama, there's no need to pity Yuori."

Pochi and Asama exchanged glances and suddenly understood why Asama hadn't even wanted to open the door earlier.

I only wanted to get some information out of these two spirits, but I ended up inviting two deadbeats into the house.

"Ah Shui, are you sure they're from the Konoe family?"

The difference between them and Konoe Chiyo is even greater than the difference between a fried egg and a balut (or perhaps they do have something in common)—they are all troublesome and strange women. Of course, it's a common understanding that A-Shui always manages to attract the interest of strange women.

"The real deal."

Asama shrugged and then spoke to the two bald girls lying on the ground.
"I've been very busy lately and haven't had time to take care of you. If you're still lying on the ground, I'll take you back to the Konoe family and have Mr. Konoe hire tutors to teach you."

"No! Tutors and the like are all vulgar and boring guys."

“I agree. Tokyo is swarming with flies, but there won’t be more than five pandas.” The two men protested by waving their limbs, as if drawing large characters in the snow.

"It's so annoying. They're all sweet-talking liars who only want to get close to the Konoe family."

"Addendum. There are also many apathetic cowards and arrogant fools who only know how to make money by wasting our time. Overall, the scholars in Tokyo who openly and secretly suck the profits of the Five Regents are ugly, bloated, and swaggering."

The two seemed to recall something unpleasant, and started rolling around in each other's arms, clutching their heads.

"Most importantly! I'm nowhere near as good as Asama-nii."

"A reminder. In all of Japan, only Asama himself can be compared to him. There are almost no people as outstanding as Asama, and the only person Yuori has ever seen worthy of him is someone she sees when she brushes her teeth and looks in the mirror in the morning."

"Idiot Yuori actually has such good taste. I also think that the only one who is worthy of Asama-nii is me, Saya."

Konoe Yuori shook her head.
"It's a pity. Even the most perfect DNA will make mistakes when it replicates itself, which explains why Yuori is flawless, while Saya is an idiot."

"Remember, our score was 120 to 100. Even though I used the same hair growth serum, Yuori, who was defeated by me, is 3 minutes slower than me in growing her hair."

"Common sense. Humans' hair volume and production rate naturally cannot compare with those of chimpanzees."

"Who are you calling a gorilla? You're just a guy who likes to read action comics."

The twins pinched each other's cheeks on the ground.

Asama picked up the two women and threw them out the door along with their wigs.

“Those who want to save themselves should act like those who want to save themselves. I will give you a test paper in three days. That will be your last chance.”

After saying that, Asama closed the door.

Pochi, who was also standing in the entryway, watched through the peephole as the twins left dejectedly. He then turned to Asama and asked,

"Why would the Konoe family's children let you, A-Shui, be their teacher? Aren't the Konoe family being a bit too persistent with you?"

Asama shrugged.

"Because the Konoe family caught us doing something wrong, and we made some deals with them."

Poch tilted his head, puzzled.
"What incriminating evidence? Could it be that Ah Shui, you've secretly committed some serious crime?"

"What are you thinking?"

Asama gave Pochi a light flick on the forehead.

Pochi touched his forehead, his eyelids drooping slightly, and muttered,

"They've already got leverage over you, so why is Ah Shui still willing to make a deal with the Konoe family? Was he forced into it?"

"Some things have to be done."

"Ah Shui."

"what happened?"

Pochi suddenly hugged Asama.
"Although Ah Shui is a bad guy, he's also the best."

"???"

Asama grabbed Pochi's shoulders, pulled her off him, and examined her head, trying to find signs of food poisoning.

Are the mushrooms in my udon noodles this morning poisonous?

Pochi sighed and pulled a stack of things out of his hoodie—various documents that Asama had just put away.

Pochi said dejectedly, his voice tinged with self-reproach.

"I just found these in the coffee table. The previous documents were also... Ah Shui, you wouldn't have gotten yourself into this trouble because of me, would you? Did the Konoe family find out you forged documents and blackmail you?"

Thinking of Asama's forbearance and humiliation, the girl's eyes immediately welled up with tears.

She couldn't bring herself to say those words that lacked empathy: "[There's no need to do this]."

It turns out I'm so important to Ah Shui.
Homework and stuff, like at Tokyo University, etc.
Why bother with the exam? Just marry Ah Shui!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Grandpa Poch won!
After hardship comes happiness!
Asama used a super ultimate destruction technique, Dragon God Flash, to snap Pochi out of his bizarre state of crying and laughing.

"What nonsense are you spouting now? The deal I'm talking about involves some of the Konoe family's properties. These documents of yours are a bonus that was agreed upon a long time ago."

Pochi winced in pain, squatted down, gritted his teeth, and looked up, saying...
"Nonsense, denying it won't help. I've looked into it before. A Russian passport and ID card like this can't be obtained without 30 US dollars, and a Japanese permanent resident card is even more expensive. Even if I spend all the money Xiaoyao gave me, I might not be able to get these things. How could they be free gifts?"

"To be honest, I'm already a billionaire, worth 3 million US dollars. What you're talking about is just small change."

"Ah Shui's lies are getting more and more outrageous. What kind of billionaire elder are you? You didn't embezzle the start-up funds for the Love Counseling Department's charity project, did you? Please don't let Masumi and Haruka find out!"

In Boqi's opinion, although Asama is good at making money and attracting investment, he probably only has 5000 million yen at most in his own pocket.

It's said that the 2 million yen from the past relationship counseling department was sponsored by his wealthy classmate, Togami, through foreign trade. Asama himself said that the foreign trade company is no longer related to him.

Later, Phoenix Academy and Yitiao sponsored the Love Counseling Department with over 10 billion yen, but this wasn't Ah Shui's money!

If Ah Shui is really that rich, why would he be so stingy? Surely his aunt and uncle wouldn't need to borrow money to renovate a farm?
Unlike Futami and Majima, who believe the Asama family is a mysterious, reclusive clan, and Shinazugawa, who always claims that A-Shui has royal blood, Pochi, as a member of the Asama family, understands best how valuable A-Shui's hard work and self-made success are.

"Saya Konoe and Yuori Konoe were staying on the second floor just now. They needed my permission to stay here because the building is already under my name. Do you know how much a building in the port ward is worth?"

"Really?"

"You can ask the property management."

"Really?"

"It's true."

After a moment of silence, Pochi suddenly stood up and pressed his face against Asama's hand that had refused him.

"So, Ah Shui and the Konoe family made this deal to preserve our precious memories and ensure our lives are undisturbed, even at the cost of their futures, by buying an entire building?"

Asama looked at his idle left hand. Had he just knocked Pochi stupid?
"It's already 10 o'clock. Ah Shui, you're not like those middle-aged men who go to coffee shops pretending to work, but you're just pretending to be studying and don't actually have any further education or training courses, are you?"

"Whose fault is it that it's so late?"

"Of course, it's the two girls from the Konoe family. Ashui doesn't like them, so we kicked them out. Oh well, Ashui, don't be late next time!"

"Thank you so much for reminding me."

After urging Pochi to get into study mode, Asama finally came out of the apartment.

KKIS's reopening plan is set for a week from now, but that doesn't mean you can't go to KKIS now.

There are still many problems to be solved there.

The other three are the fraternities, the parent committee, the teaching team, and the mysterious database.
KKIS has undergone a leadership reshuffle, transforming a wholly-owned subsidiary into a joint venture. It's estimated that all five major corporations will send representatives this time. Whether they're here to resolve existing problems, cover them up, or create new ones is hard to say.

Ever since Konoe Takuma told him that the human organ trade was over, he understood what was going on.

A farmer's kindness cannot change the fate of livestock being slaughtered and sold. Nor will an environmentalist or vegetarian storm a farm, shout a few words, and the farmer suddenly switch to growing crops.

The head of the Nijo family also meant the same thing: just catch a few who went too far and teach them a lesson.

Will Tetsuya Takishima, a champion of justice, kill the head of the Nijo family because of this?

Takishima didn't. But Takishima chose to continue sabotaging the business.

Destruction was his way of protesting. Strangely, the Nijo family didn't react to Takishima's actions over the past few days, or perhaps they were unaware of it?

Wearing headphones and listening to a lecture by a professor from the Department of Philosophy at the University of Tokyo, Asama swiped his card to enter the subway station, abandoning his thoughts on things he felt powerless to change, and refocusing his attention on KKIS.

To truly resolve the issue of school spirit, we must start at the fraternity level. Bringing in Konoe and Kujo is a strategy of using one enemy to devour another; he also wants to see where the bottom line lies for the heirs of the Five Regents.

Judging from Konoe Takuma's words, it seems that Konoe Chiyo will be assigned to his class, and Kujo Alice will probably be no exception.

Asama took stock of his students in Class 9 of the first year: Ryuzoji Seiba, Sakai Rina, Serizawa Miya, and Kohinata Sakura. Ryuzoji and Kohinata both had entanglements with Kujo Alice, while Sakai and Serizawa were probably beneath the notice of the haughty Konoe Chiyo.

The situation has completely reversed compared to Hidekazu. Alice Kujo, with her stigmatized identity, is able to hold her own against Chiyo Konoe. So, on Kujo's home turf, what will Chiyo Konoe rely on to secure a victory?

This is perhaps what Konoe Takuma, who suggested the transfer, wanted to see.

Go take a walk around the school first. If you don't find anything interesting, go to the office and pick up a few books from the desk to prepare your elective course lesson plans more thoroughly.

The lecture audio on my headphones didn't stop, but my phone in my pocket started vibrating.

It was a call from Shinichiro Kondo.

The caller was Ryuzoji Seiwa.

Could it be the matter she asked Director Sako about before, about asking him to be her tutor?
Asama hung up the phone and sent her a message.

"Shinichiro Kondo: I'm in the subway car. I'll call you back later."

"Dragon Cat: Kondo-sensei, as the class representative, I must convey the entire class's opinion to you—we hope that you can open a tutoring class during these weeks of school closure." (End of Chapter)