Coach: Coaching the Grizzlies at the beginning, playing the bantam
Chapter 813 Escape in panic
As the sun was setting, the three of them went to Fuqing Temple.
Hannah stared at the rain of coins in the wishing well with shining eyes: "I heard that throwing coins into the back of a turtle can make your wish come true!"
She searched her whole body and only found a piece of fruit candy. She hesitated whether to use it as a "wishing candy".
Lu Yong suddenly pulled out a tin box from his backpack. Inside it were twenty coins neatly stacked. “I started saving them last year on New Year’s Eve. Each coin corresponds to a date.”
Hannah's tears suddenly fell on the coins.
She grabbed the tin box and threw the coins into the pool. The sound of the coins falling into the water was like a silver rain.
Xiao Lin captured this moment. In the photo, Hannah's tears were shining in the sunset, and Lu Yong's fingers, which were hurriedly wiping her tears, were still stained with rust from the coins.
"This set is called 'Love You for 365 Days'." Xiao Lin passed the photos to the two of them. "Brother Lu's actions instantly beat all the affection shows in the circle of friends."
When dusk dyed the camellia red, the three of them hid in a teahouse halfway up the mountain.
The proprietress brought jasmine tea, and two dried wild chrysanthemums were floating in the tea. Just as Hannah was about to raise her glass, Xiaolin suddenly took out the projector: "The highlight is here!"
The white wall instantly lit up with their photo collection of the day: the photo of Hannah pulling Lu Yong’s ears as a savage girlfriend, the photo of Lu Yong carrying Hannah across the plank road as a boyfriend, and the photo of the two of them wearing Hanfu and fighting over a donkey roll... Each photo was accompanied by a funny comment - "Hannah: Tigers want to beat people after hearing this", "Lu Yong: On the 100 ways to express the desire to survive", "Photographer: I'll finish this bowl of dog food!"
Hannah laughed so hard that she slapped the table, but Lu Yong suddenly pointed at a photo and blushed: "Why didn't you delete this one?"
In the photo, he was kissing the top of Hannah's head with his eyes closed, while Hannah secretly opened her eyes and made a "V" sign to the camera.
"Because it looks good!"
"Lin Xiaodao! When did you secretly take the third-person perspective photo?!"
In the corner of the photo, Xiaolin was crouching behind a bamboo curtain, and the reflection of the camera looked like a peeping firefly.
Lu Yong suddenly put out his hand to block her eyes, the temperature of his palm was hotter than hot tea: "Don't look at it, I want to frame this picture as a family heirloom." He turned to raise an eyebrow at Xiao Lin, "Send me the negative, otherwise you won't get any of the tiger cubs at the zoo tomorrow."
Xiao Lin pretended to cover the camera memory card, but the teahouse owner joined in the fun with a bamboo basket: "What are you doing, young couple? Try my freshly dried persimmons, they are sweeter than your photos!" She suddenly lowered her voice, "There is a patch of wild roses on the back hill, they are in full bloom now, do you want to take a picture of 'Secret Love Among Flowers'?"
Hannah's ears instantly stood up like a rabbit's: "Yes, yes, yes! Let's go now!" She grabbed Lu Yong's sleeve and was about to rush forward, but Lu Yong grabbed her wrist with his backhand: "Wear a windbreaker, your skirt will get wet with dew and you'll catch a cold." As he spoke, he stuffed a hot pack into her backpack, his movements as natural as stuffing bamboo into a panda's nest.
The rose valley in the twilight was like an overturned rouge box, with pink and white petals falling in Hannah's hair. Xiaolin ran around the field holding a reflector: "Hannah, turn around! Turn slowly! Let the petals get stuck in the folds of your skirt!"
Lu Yong suddenly poked his head out from behind a tree, holding a bunch of dewy wild strawberries in his hand: "Fairy Hannah, would you like to taste the gift from the mountain god?" He deliberately put the strawberries close to her nose. The sour and sweet smell startled her so much that she took a half step back and stepped into the soft floral mud.
"Lu Yong, you bastard!" Hannah staggered and was caught by Lu Yong, and Xiaolin took the opportunity to press the burst shot. In the photo, Hannah's skirt blossomed into a rose cloud, Lu Yong's arms were bulging with veins, and a few petals floated between the two of them, like a martial arts movie with the pause button pressed.
"This series is called "The Hijacking in the Flowers." Xiao Lin put the photo in front of the two people. "Brother Lu's eyes, if you don't know, you would think he is kidnapping a bride." Hannah suddenly grabbed Lu Yong's collar and moved closer, and flower petals fell from her hair: "That's right, this flower fairy is going to kidnap this scholar to be my husband--"
The shutter sound suddenly exploded, and Xiao Lin smiled like a bear who stole honey: "Sister Hannah, remember to wipe the strawberry juice from the corner of your mouth before you grab the bride!"
When the last ray of light sank into the valley, the three of them turned to the thousand-year-old tree. The layers of red prayer silk on the bark were blown up by the mountain wind, like a group of fluttering fire butterflies. Hannah looked up at the red silk at the highest point, and suddenly pulled Lu Yong to climb the tree: "I heard that the wishes tied to the top of the tree can reach heaven directly!"
Lu Yong held her shoulders and took out an iron box from the inner pocket of his jacket - the one for coins, with the crooked words "Hannah & Lu Yong's Secret Base" engraved on the lid. "I had it engraved on New Year's Eve last year," he said, his ears red like new buds on an old tree, "I wanted to use it to propose, but..."
"But are you afraid that I'll find it tacky?" Hannah suddenly stood on tiptoe and bit his chin, leaving a shallow tooth mark. "Lu Yong, you big fool. Carving a coin box is a hundred times more romantic than a diamond ring!" She snatched the box and climbed up the tree branch, the red ribbon swaying around her waist like a shooting star.
Xiao Lin took photos crazily under the tree. In one photo, Hannah's skirt was stuck between the branches. Lu Yong was holding her ankle with one hand and holding an iron box with the other hand to the top of the tree. The mountain wind blew up their overlapping shadows, leaving shallow marks on the tree's annual rings.
"This series is called 'Promise to Live as Long as the Heaven and Earth.'" Xiao Lin sighed as he edited the photos. "Brother Lu, your actions have made me switch from a photographer to a witness."
As night fell, the swing on the edge of the cliff lit up with star-like lights. Hannah stared at the five-meter-high swing and drooled: "This, this, this... is it ten times more exciting than a roller coaster?" Before she finished speaking, Lu Yong had already sat on the swing and deliberately swung his legs to provoke: "Coward, come and push me——"
Hannah's desire to win was instantly ignited. She rolled up her sleeves and rushed to the swing. Just as she was about to push, Xiaolin stuffed a selfie stick in her hand: "Say 'Lu Yong is the most handsome' when you push, and I guarantee you'll get a classic shot from Titanic!"
With the help of Hannah's love, Lu Yong rushed into the night sky like a cannonball. He deliberately let go of the rope at the highest point, opened his arms and shouted: "Hannah! I love you--" The sound was torn into pieces by the mountain wind, but it hit Hannah's eardrum accurately.
Kobayashi controlled the drone to follow the filming. In the camera, Lu Yong's jacket was billowing like a flag in the night sky, Hannah was jumping on the swing and making a heart shape with her hands, and the wild roses on the cliff were rustling in the wind.
There is a photo that freezes the moment when Lu Yong falls - he is turning his head and smiling at the camera, with the entire night sky with the Milky Way falling behind him.
"This group is called 'Sending Heart Signals to the Universe.'" Xiao Lin made the photos into an animated GIF. "Brother Lu's 'I love you' can circle Cangyan Mountain 360 times."
While the B&B owner was lighting a bonfire in the courtyard, Hannah was secretly practicing "The Moon Represents My Heart" on her guitar.
Lu Yong suddenly pulled the guitar from behind, and his fingertips swept a series of playful notes on the strings: "Teacher Hannah, do you want to listen to the Shanye Limited Edition?"
He played an adapted version of "Two Tigers": "Two tigers run fast, one Lu Yong loves Hannah, the other Hannah loves Lu Yong. It's not surprising~" Hannah smiled and stuffed a roasted sweet potato into his mouth. The sweet fragrance of the sweet potato mixed with the burnt aroma of the burning pine wood, brewing into an intoxicating wine in the night breeze.
Kobayashi ran around with a camera in his hand, and suddenly pointed the lens at the B&B's guarddog: "Come on, Dahuang! Be the witness dog for this stupid couple!" Dahuang barked, picked up Hannah's dropped hairpin, and jumped in front of the campfire like a furry shooting star.
"This series is called 'Love Witnessed by Everything'." Xiao Lin arranged the photos into a nine-square grid. "From pandas to tigers, from ancient trees to wild dogs, the whole of Shijiazhuang is cheering for you!"
Late at night, when the bonfire turned into sparks, Lu Yong dragged Hannah into the starry sky tent. The top of the tent was a transparent rainproof cloth, and the Milky Way hung overhead like a flowing diamond river. Hannah was about to count the stars when Lu Yong suddenly pulled out a leather book from his backpack - all the tickets for the zoo and Cangyan Mountain were posted inside, and each ticket had a stupid word written on the back.
"Zoo: Hannah's face is covered in tiger saliva, but what's cuter than the tiger is the way she jumps."
“Cangyan Mountain: Hannah looked like a dandelion when she was spinning in Hanfu. I wanted to freeze this moment forever.”
Hannah's tears suddenly fell on the notebook, and a small flower bloomed. Lu Yong hurriedly wiped her tears, but she pulled him by the collar and kissed him. Outside the tent, the big yellow dog suddenly barked at the night sky, startling the night owl perched on the pine branch. Xiao Lin hid outside the tent and took a sneak shot. There was a great photo saved in his cell phone album - Hannah stood on tiptoe to kiss Lu Yong inside the tent, the Milky Way poured down outside the tent, and the silhouette of the big yellow dog was tilting its head to look at them, as if thinking about the courtship method of such a strange creature as humans.
…………
Before the morning mist dissipated, the two prepared to go to the hot spring.
"Lu Yong! What's in your suitcase?" Hannah opened the suitcase at the entrance of the homestay, and three swimsuits rolled out like rainbow candies, with a copy of "Hot Spring Bathing Etiquette" on top - the pages were filled with dense fluorescent pen marks, as if she was preparing for a final exam.
Lu Yong blushed as he stuffed his swimsuit back into the box. "The guide says that the rose pool in Bailu Hot Spring can beautify your skin, and the Chinese medicine pool can remove dampness..." Before he finished speaking, Hannah suddenly picked up a fluorescent pink bikini and put it on his head. "This one suits you! Hold up the 'Please Feed' sign when you bathe. I'll be responsible for collecting the tips!"
Xiao Lin poked his head out from the back seat of the car, holding a drone on his shoulder and smiling like a mouse that had stolen oil: "You two, this photographer is adding a hot spring shooting service today, and a documentary "Shijiazhuang Hot Springs Atlas" is included as a gift!"
He shook out his waterproof camera bag, which contained a snorkel mount, a waterproof microphone, and even a set of children's water toys - "in case you need props."
The mist of Bailu Hot Spring was steaming in the morning light. Hannah was adjusting the straps of her swimsuit in front of the locker mirror when a shrill child's voice suddenly came from behind her: "Mom! That aunt's swimsuit is so tacky!"
She turned her head and saw a boy of five or six years old jumping around in waterproof slippers, with a diamond gold chain around his neck, looking like a nouveau riche parrot in a swimsuit.
The boy's parents - a woman in a mink coat and a man with a gold watch - were standing in front of the locker eating sunflower seeds, and the shells fell like snowflakes around Hannah's slippers.
"Baby, you're right," the woman sneered, spitting out melon seed shells. "Some people wear swimsuits like they're wrapped in bed sheets. I don't know if they're here to take a hot spring bath or beg for food." She deliberately threw her Chanel bag onto Hannah's locker, and the metal buckle made a harsh sound when it scraped against the door.
Lu Yong suddenly rushed out of the shower room, holding an unwrapped towel in his hand: "Madam, your melon seed shells are affecting environmental hygiene."
He bent down to pick up the melon seed shells, but the man suddenly kicked over his slippers: "You poor fellow! Do you know how much it costs to book the whole place? It's enough to buy ten of your lives!"
Hannah dragged Lu Yong into the Chinese medicine pool, where the water was steaming with the bitter aroma of angelica and mugwort.
She suddenly splashed water on his face: "Don't be impulsive! This kind of scum needs a 'civilized critical strike'!" As she spoke, she took out her mobile phone and pointed the camera in the direction of the locker room - the conflict just now was all recorded on video.
"Watch out," she said with a sly smile, and suddenly made a "V" sign to the camera by the pool. "The surveillance system of Bailu Hot Spring is connected to the Internet 24 hours a day~"
Before he could finish his words, a loud "splash" was heard from the pool next door.
The boy was chasing the waiter with a water gun, and his gold chain shone like a dazzling light in the mist: "Idiot! Bring me my coconut water!" He deliberately pointed the water gun in Hannah's direction, but the water sprayed accurately on Lu Yong's face.
Lu Yong wiped his face and suddenly raised the inflatable duck floating by the pool: "Little boy, do you want to compete to see who can swim to the other side first?"
He quietly pressed the button on the bottom of the duck, and the duck suddenly made a magical melody of "Learn to Meow" and jumped in the hot spring pool like a drunk ostrich.
The boy was so amused that he chuckled. Just as he was about to reach out to grab the duck, Hannah suddenly raised her phone and said, "Baby, you looked so cute when you sprayed water just now! Do you want to post it on TikTok and become an internet celebrity?"
She deliberately pointed the camera at the boy's gold chain, "Is this necklace pure gold? I heard that gold will turn black when it comes into contact with hot spring water~"
When Xiao Lin chased to the rose pool with a waterproof camera, Hannah was curled up in the corner of the pool pretending to be asleep, and Lu Yong used rose petals to make a "Keep Out" pattern on her face.
The mink woman suddenly squeezed into the pool and deliberately sprayed Chanel No. 5 perfume all over the pool: "Some people can't even afford perfume, they deserve to be soaked like pickles!"
Hannah suddenly opened her eyes and smiled sweetly at the camera: "Family, now let's have a 'blind fragrance test' challenge!" She took out three bottles of essential oils from her waterproof bag, "The left one is rose essence, the middle one is Chanel No. 5, and the right one is--" She suddenly threw the third bottle at the mink woman, "Lu Yong's newly developed 'Nouveau Riche Killer'!"
The liquid in the bottle was actually an insect repellent that Lu Yong had mixed with mint and lemon overnight. The woman was choked and sneezed. The man with the gold watch jumped up to grab Hannah's wrist, but was hit on the knee by Lu Yong with an inflatable duck.
The ducks bounced on the surface of the pond, playing the melody of "Chicken Beep", which made the surrounding tourists laugh.
Xiao Lin hid behind a rockery and took a secret photo. In the camera, Hannah's swimsuit was faintly visible among the rose petals. Lu Yong held the duck in front of her to protect her, like a polar bear guarding his territory.
There is a photo that freezes the moment a woman sneezes - her carefully styled curly hair sticks to her face, and her gold watch reflects Lu Yong's smug smile.
The fish spa pool at noon was like a pot of boiling dumpling soup. Hannah was enjoying the little fish nibbling her feet with her eyes closed when she suddenly felt a pain in her calf - the boy was stabbing her foot with a toy harpoon! "Mom! This aunt's feet are so smelly!" The boy laughed while holding the harpoon, and the gold chain swayed in the sun into a mocking arc.
Lu Yong suddenly emerged from the bottom of the pool, holding a transparent fish tank in his hand: "Children, do you want to see the real 'hot spring monster'?" He quietly pointed the fish tank at the drain at the bottom of the pool and suddenly turned on a strong flashlight. Countless hot spring fish were attracted by the light and gathered in the fish tank into a glowing vortex, like a group of miniature galaxies.
The boy was so scared that he screamed and stepped back. Just as the man with the gold watch was about to curse, Hannah suddenly raised her phone and said, "Sir, your son's behavior just now is suspected of intentional injury~" She clicked on the hot spring public account, which clearly showed the prompt "24-hour surveillance video real-time upload", "Do you need me to help you @Shijiazhuang Cultural and Tourism Bureau?"
The mink woman suddenly snatched the phone and was about to smash it, but was scared away by the drone that Kobayashi dropped from the sky - the drone was hovering above her head, with a banner hanging on it that read "Civilization starts from childhood."
Tourists around raised their mobile phones to take pictures. The woman screamed and pulled down the banner, but her wig fell off, revealing the sparse hair on her head.
When everyone moved to the slate bathing area, Hannah was lying on the heated slate doing yoga, while Lu Yong was holding up a copy of "Analysis of Hot Spring Mineral Composition" and talking nonstop: "This slate is rich in silicates and can promote metabolism..." Before he finished speaking, the man with the gold watch suddenly kicked over his book: "Why are you pretending to be a cultured person! Do you know how much this belt of mine cost?"
Hannah suddenly stood up and picked up the hot spring test report between the pages of the book: "What a coincidence, I happen to be a master of mineralogy." She pointed to the data on the report, "The heavy metal content on your belt exceeds the standard. It is recommended that you do not soak for too long, otherwise you will get heavy metal poisoning~"
Lu Yong took the opportunity to stuff the test report into the hot spring brochure and broadcast it around the bathing area with a loud speaker: "Attention, tourists! It is forbidden to bring low-quality metal accessories into this hot spring area! Any harmful substances detected will be handed over to the Health Bureau!"
The couple who had been so arrogant just now suddenly became timid. The mink woman pulled the boy and tried to escape, but was stopped by Hannah.
She took out a set of children's picture books from her waterproof bag and handed them to the boy: "I'll give you 'Hot Spring Etiquette Classroom'. Learn to respect others before you come and take a bath~"
Xiao Lin hid behind a stone pillar and took a secret photo. In the camera, Hannah's swimsuit was faintly visible in the steam. Lu Yong was holding a loud speaker like a majestic judge, and the boy was crying with snot all over his face while holding a picture book.
There is a photo that freezes the backs of the couple fleeing in panic - behind them, the tourists in the entire bathing area are giving them the middle finger. (End of this chapter)
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