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Chapter 209 Objective: Cicada Control Expert!

Chapter 209 Objective: Cicada Control Expert!
Civil Affairs Bureau.

When Chen Xuan and Tu Chan came to the door in a tricycle, the security uncle poked his head out of the window of the small pavilion and asked:
"What are you doing?"

"Selling cicadas."

Tu Qian raised his thumb, and gave a virtual nod to the carriage behind him.

Uncle Security followed the direction he was pointing at and landed on the huge humming gourd that Chen Xuan was supporting, and raised his eyebrows in surprise.

Apparently, it was also the first time he saw someone who could catch so many startling cicadas.

"You guys came too late, it's past the time to harvest the cicadas."

Uncle Security shook his head regretfully for the two of them.

So many startled cicadas, you can exchange them for some money.
"Isn't the deadline every day at 18:18? It's only a few minutes past [-]:[-]"

Tu Chan looked at his phone in confusion, and suddenly realized that it might not be that the time in the objective world had expired, but that Uncle Security's subjective time had expired earlier.

So, he quickly turned over and got out of the car, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, and handed one with a smile on his face:
"Uncle, it's only a few minutes away, lift the railing!"

But this sophistication was politely rejected by Uncle Security:

"It's not that I stopped you on purpose, it's that the deadline has been advanced, from 18:18 to [-]:[-]."

"The time has changed?"

Tu Qian frowned, "When was it changed? Why didn't you notify me?"

"Recently, those responsible for collecting cicadas are protesting overtime, so this morning they decided to advance the deadline by half an hour, and notices were sent everywhere."

The security uncle raised his hand and pointed, "Here, there is a notice on the notice board at the door over there, and there are notices on the official account on the mobile phone."

"Who can see it pasted on the door?"

Tu Qian was speechless, picked up his phone and wanted to look for evidence, "And I put the official account at the top, and I didn't see any notification today?"

He found that the notification did exist.

However, it was distributed at 17:52. At that time, he and Chen Xuan were already on their way back, and there was no time to check their phones.

"No, what kind of work efficiency is this?"

Tu Qian was stunned, "I decided to revise the deadline in the morning, but it turned out that it was almost time in the afternoon, so I only notified you 8 minutes in advance?"

"Don't say that, the efficiency is not slow. I saw that the notice at the door was posted pretty fast."

As the security uncle spoke, he lifted the railing for a car that was about to leave the headquarters.

"What's the use of light, who hangs around this door all day long!"

The sullen Tu Qian immediately turned around and sprinted, intending to take advantage of the gap when the railing was raised, and quickly start the tricycle to rush in.

Braving the sun and catching Jing Chan exhaustively, if he can't be acquired today, unless he is released, he will be bored in the sack and wait until tomorrow morning, at least half of his farts will be hiccupped.

Was it Jing Chan's life that was lost?
It was his money that was lost!
The money of college students is also money, and justice must be sought!
However.
Before he turned over and got into the car, the car that was about to leave stopped beside the tricycle, and took the initiative to lower the window, revealing a pretty face with short hair that reached the ears, and said hello to Chen Xuan :
"Mr. Chen, are you here for business?"

"Yes, in response to the call today, I caught some frightening cicadas and sold them."

Chen Xuan smiled and shook the huge gourd in his arms.

The person who came was the person from the Ministry of Civil Affairs who had met the urban management at the night market to find faults and helped them out, the lady who deserved the surname Jiao.

"what?"

Ms. Jiao was taken aback, "But the time to buy Jingchan has expired."

"Is the staff off work?"

Chen Xuan asked.

"I haven't finished get off work yet. It's just that the number of Jingcicadas received has been increasing recently. I can only move the deadline a little bit forward. Otherwise, I will have to work overtime like a few days ago and go back until late."

Ms. Jiao took the initiative to invite, "It's only been a while since the deadline, why don't I take you there to talk?"

"convenient?"

Chen Xuan asked hesitantly.

Everyone else is working overtime, and now she has brought herself over to increase the workload, can others agree?
"This project just happened to be in charge of me."

Ms. Jiao smiled, "It should be convenient for the boss to speak, right?"

"That's really convenient."

Hearing this, Chen Xuan also confidently raised his hand and beckoned Tu Chan to follow him on his bike.

Seeing the two extremes of the situation reversed so quickly, Tu Chan, who was originally filled with righteous indignation and blushing, was instantly dumbfounded.

After riding a tricycle for a while, he finally couldn't help asking:

"No, buddy, you have connections in the Ministry of Civil Affairs, so why catch cicadas? Isn't it good to do some business casually?"

"Doing business is a bit too simple, there is no challenge, but catching cicadas is more interesting."

Chen Xuan told the truth.

After all, setting up a stall less than a month after the college entrance examination and raking in 3000 million yuan was indeed too easy, and there was no hardship.

but
It was more than 3000 million agreed with the owner of the pavilion at the beginning, why hasn't it been called yet?
As a well-known celebrity envoy in China, he wouldn't be cheating on signing a contract, right?
"What's the point of such physical work as catching cicadas?"

Tu Qian curled his lips, "But it's good if you don't do business, the management has become more and more strict in the past few years, and you will really suffer if you find out."

Isn't it a fool to make money but not make money?

Therefore, he did not believe this statement.

But Chen Xuan did not make any further excuses.

Although I only met Ms. Jiao a few times, this kind of thing will only get darker and darker, and the best choice is to keep silent.

'squeak--! ! ! '

As the vehicle drove into a warehouse, the noise-like sound immediately filled the eardrums.

I saw countless terrified cicadas flying all over the sky in a panic and rampaging in a layer of lavender film barrier. At the same time, streaks of yellow-green liquid were produced, which drenched the entire floor.

Most of these liquids are not the urine of the startling cicada, but just to lose weight for fast flight, so the tree sap that was previously sucked into the stomach is discharged.

In addition to the sap, the remaining small part is not all urine, but also the final carnival inspired by the reproductive instinct when the premonition of death is coming.

"Xiao Su, go talk to Mei Hua, and help the two of them count Jing Chan."

After getting out of the car door, Ms. Jiao raised her hand and beckoned a young girl to order.

"Okay, Director."

Xiao Su nodded again and again, turned around and trotted for a while.

The way to count the frightened cicadas is to first set up a layer of barriers to encircle them, then set up another layer of barriers, and remember the number to make them pass through the first layer of barriers.

There were also some workers arranged by the manufacturers waiting at the scene. After the Ministry of Civil Affairs finished collecting them, they were directly pulled to the factory for processing and production.

As for
Why don't you catch Jingchan and sell it directly to the manufacturer, skipping the middleman of the Ministry of Civil Affairs?
The main reason is that the profit is less.

Because the purchase price of the Ministry of Civil Affairs is based on the price given by the manufacturer, plus a part of financial subsidies, it will only be higher, not lower.

As for the manufacturers, the more Jingcicadas they collect, the more favorable the tax policy given by the Ministry of Civil Affairs will be.

Generally speaking, it is beneficial to both parties, so why not do it?

Hmm. The only suffering is the staff who are still working overtime.

Not only was he extremely busy, but as a public servant, he did not receive overtime pay for overtime work.

"Mr. Xiao Chen has such a fortune now, but I didn't expect to earn such a small amount of money by himself."

While Tu Chan went to personally supervise the counting, Ms. Jiao started talking with Chen Xuanpan.

"How can I have any wealth?"

Chen Xuan blinked, "And it's not a small amount of money, is it? It's more than 1."

"Come on, whether 1 yuan is a small amount of money depends on who you compare it with."

Ms. Jiao gave him a blank look, "For those of us who receive dead wages, it's definitely not a small amount, but your commercial bidding has already gone through the payment process, and now this little money is already a waste of water." ?”

"Huh? Have you already paid?"

Chen Xuan was surprised, "Then why didn't I receive it?"

"Didn't you get it?"

Ms. Jiao was taken aback, and she couldn't help guessing, "Maybe it's because the financial side is still doing the accounting? After all, there is a delay for such a large amount of transactions, not so fast."

"Is it like this?"

Chen Xuan nodded suspiciously.

If you haven't received the money after a while, you still have to ask the owner Ye personally, so as not to find any moths and let the cooked duck fly away again.

"If you haven't received it before August, you can tell me, and I'll help you ask what's going on. Generally, there will be no problem."

Ms. Jiao reassured her, and quickly changed the subject, "By the way, do you have any business ideas for catching these startling cicadas? If it's suitable, maybe we can cooperate again."

She was recently promoted because she contributed to the commercial IP bidding of mechs, and she just happened to have enough qualifications.

It can be said that Chen Xuan is her lucky star.

If there is any new business idea, as long as there is a possibility of cooperation, she is still willing to try it.

"I have a little idea, but the workload may be a bit heavy, and the overlap with your work content is not high."

Chen Xuan replied half-truthfully, "The number of startled cicadas is large, and they move fast. It is not easy to catch them, and the investment is huge. I just thought, if I can take advantage of their inconvenient larval stage, I can kill all of them directly. wave, then the number will drop sharply in the coming year."

Killing the shocking cicadas is naturally not his ultimate goal, planting cicadas is.

He was not only deeply impressed by the legendary story told by the uncle driver at that time, but also hoped to reproduce it.

However, so far, no concrete and feasible solutions have been conceived.

"Well, kill them at the larval stage?"

Ms. Jiao pondered, "Unless the precise positioning can be achieved, if we search the soil inch by inch, the manpower required will be quite large.

Moreover, this kind of action is not easy to conduct an inventory of completion, and it is likely that some people will be lazy, which will lead to money spent, but it is far from achieving the desired effect.

For such a high-risk plan, it is definitely impossible for the Ministry of Civil Affairs to approve it.

but
If you can cooperate with the Ministry of Civil Affairs in your own name and successfully achieve it, you will have all the special funds for cleaning up the shocking cicada next year. "

"How much can you take all in?"

Chen Xuan couldn't help asking.

"It's actually not that much to cover everything, and this year it's only about 600 million. And those projects like 'cleaning cat cats in sewers' and 'controlling the number of demon spirits in mountain forests' are tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of allocations,"

Ms. Jiao shook her head with a wry smile, "Next year, there will be a little more funding for the project to clean up the shocking cicadas, maybe more than ten million?
Because the number of frightened cicadas usually explodes periodically, next year will happen to be the year of the outbreak.

However, even if the financial support increases to tens of millions, it will be very difficult to manage. "

Compared with other cities, Furong City's special funds for cleaning up the shocking cicadas are in a situation of neither too much nor too little, which is the most embarrassing.

More funds can be effectively controlled.

Less funds, weak control is inevitable.

But after being criticized by the superiors, they can naturally declare more appropriations, and then solve it smoothly with money.

On the contrary, they are the ones who are caught in the middle with no more and no less, neither advancing nor retreating, it can be said that they are riding a tiger.

If you want to successfully complete the expected tasks with limited funds, you must squeeze your own energy and use more working hours to fill the shortage of funds.

And sometimes, even if you work overtime desperately, it's hard for a smart woman to cook without rice.

It is often necessary to put down one's body and go to the enterprise to lobby and solicit some investment in order to successfully complete the target.

However, if there is a little laxity, effective control cannot be achieved.

After being criticized for this situation, if you want to declare more funds to solve it, it is almost tantamount to whimsical.

Because the funds are indeed not much, but there are also a lot, it is naturally difficult to pass the customs smoothly in terms of approval.

so.
If the nerves are not tight enough, then basically the whole summer will be spent in name-calling and criticism.

"Ten million dollars?"

Chen Xuan nodded thoughtfully.

If you take it out alone, there must be a lot.

But compared with the actual workload, it seems a bit thin.

But if he can really fulfill his expectations, in addition to the tens of millions given by the Ministry of Civil Affairs, cicada flowers can also be sold for a lot of money.

Maybe it will directly exceed [-] million?

"Although we don't have much money here, if you can manage it smoothly, we can introduce you to other surrounding cities."

Ms. Jiao encouraged, "If you can successfully build a reputation and become an expert in controlling cicadas, let alone make money in China, it will be easier to make money abroad.

You know, the number of startling cicadas in Europe and America is quite overwhelming, and the annual investment is tens of billions, or US dollars! dollar!

How many well-known companies did not make so much profit in a year, but you made it all by yourself!How promising is this thing! "

".You know how to draw cakes."

Chen Xuan smiled helplessly, "I'll make a good plan when I go back. If there is a specific and feasible plan, I will contact you again."

After these words came down, I was really moved by myself.

In the past, the only dream was to win the lottery of 500 million yuan, and it was unimaginable to think of hundreds of billions.

Therefore, the task of this summer vacation has been decided. Except for the research of Mr. Zou, the rest of the goal is to
Become a cicada control expert!

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