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Chapter 220 Oral Cicada

A deserted street in the middle of the night.

The imperial spirits who sneaked out of the house with the imperial emissaries on their backs were either partying or gossiping:

[Hey, new guy, what’s the job of your ambassador? 】

【What kind of plant?Nepenthes]

[I don’t know if you have seen it before, but Lao Ma recently found a sheep girl. She is tall and looks very exciting! 】

[Fart sheep girl, that's a curly grass mud horse]

【Who are you scolding! ? 】

[I was so tired today, my royal envoy took me to go fishing in the wild, and it turned out that it was not safe for a girl to take a bath alone in the wild, so he took care of it for an hour, rounding it up, I can be regarded as a police dog with a sense of justice]

【Me too. I'm so tired. My family envoy always pulls me to have sex. Heart】

The above is roughly the daily life of the imperial spirits of ordinary people.

As for those imperial spirits of rich and noble families, when they come out to experience (love) life (show off) life (rich) occasionally, they will bring an expensive soft cushion or blanket with them.

Then, find a quiet street corner to sit down, while leisurely savoring the nutrient solution that was intentionally left unfinished for dinner, while admiring all the living beings rummaging through the trash can for leftovers.

For example:

At this moment, on a certain banyan tree bench, there was that white cat with crystal diamonds on its forehead and elegant clothes.

[Diamond cat, elemental demon spirit, race rating 2 stars]

The exquisite food bowl made of jade alone is worth over ten thousand yuan.

Not to mention the milk and shark's fin contained inside, you can guess the value just by smelling it gently.

[Xiao An'an, long time no see~ This is the ball my royal ambassador just bought for me. I haven't used it yet, so I gave it to you. 】

A short-legged puppy with bright yellow hair, showing obsequiousness, is holding a well-made, unopened tour ball, and gently puts it in front of the other party.

Since the three-tailed fox 'Yanzi' moved away, the mount dog 'Xiao Huang' has become the new licking dog of the diamond cat 'Annie'.

[Well, keep the things, take back your thoughts. 】

Diamond Cat responded indifferently.

【Okay~】

Manggou sticks out his tongue and squints his eyes in happiness, and his short tail even shakes afterimages.

What does it mean that you only accept gifts, not affection?
This shows that the other party regards the heart as more valuable than the gift!

After all, my own imperial emissary often told others, 'This gift is too valuable, take it back quickly.'

Therefore, things that will be rejected are often because they are particularly valuable in the heart of the other party.

My own thoughts are very precious in Annie's heart, round up, Annie has me in her heart~
also at this time
Xia Yu, the director of the gate, came here with Shen Jinqiang Demon.

Diamond Cat, who had eyes half-downcast and was indifferent to Manggou's answers, now saw it coming, but couldn't help but sit upright in a panic, trying to make his demeanor look more dignified and elegant.

after all
The tall and majestic figure, the fluffy and thick mane, the rich magnetic voice, and the strong male scent that can be vaguely smelled from a long distance are all fatal attractions that fascinate females.

【Boss, yesterday we only killed all the street thugs in the next street, not to the point of pissing off the shit, so are we going to do it again today?Ha, then I still need to apply to be a pioneer, first kill it seven in and seven out! 】

Seeing his boss brought him here, Manggou felt that this was a good opportunity to show his masculinity in front of Annie, so he hurriedly tensed up his muscles that seemed to be absent, and stepped forward to meet him with a serious face.

Between the lines, every effort was made to create the image of a bulldog licking blood to the other party.

[I don’t care about them today, there are other things to do]

Xia Yu answered vaguely, and then, under Diamond Cat's surprised eyes, spit out a startled cicada whose wings were pierced by a rope:

【Here, it’s for you, it’s free】

Xiao Huang: ? ? ?
Looking at the crystal saliva still stained with fishy smell, Manggou couldn't help but bewildered.

Just give this thing away, can Annie take a fancy to it?

[Did you do this yourself?It’s so thoughtful! 】

But who would have thought that the diamond cat put on this shocking cicada necklace with a happy face.

The rough workmanship, compared with the many jeweled ornaments around its neck, is quite out of place.

[Well, oral cicadas are popular in big cities recently, and they have massage effects when they are contained in the mouth. It is said that they can beautify the skin.]

Xia Yi followed the words Chen Xuan taught it and deceived it.

But when these words fell into the ears of the clever Mangou, his eyes suddenly widened.

No way, boss, you're drool-stained on this thing, can Annie be willing to do it?

Counterproductive
Under the debuff that triggers the love brain, Diamond Cat not only has a sharp drop in IQ, but also has a sentimental filter for this shocking cicada necklace.

The material is ordinary, but the ingenuity injected by the maker is the most precious!
It is reasonable for such luxury goods with cultural connotations to be popular in big cities!
"Meow~"

The diamond cat stretched out its pink and tender tongue and rolled it, and the startling cicada, which was a pendant, was held in its mouth, and because of the stimulation, it also made bursts of humming.

The essence of sound is vibration, and under such close contact, the original buzzing is transformed into vibration, which makes people feel a bit of itching from the nasal cavity to the scalp, which is quite comfortable.

!!!

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At the same time, the one-eyed Shenjin Spearman who hopped over from behind with difficulty immediately lit up with a golden light.

Under the influence of this golden light, the vision of Diamond Cat and Mount Dog also changed slightly:
The shocking cicada, which was originally gray, was directly coated with a layer of golden light. The two eyeballs were as clear as priceless and rare gems, and the pair of cicada wings were polished like excellent glass jadeite. become.

[Racial Skill: Brilliant Golden Brilliance! 】

[By influencing the other party's mind, make the things in sight become golden or sharp. 】

Seeing that the street stalls turned into luxury goods in an instant, Manggou was so surprised that his expression was dull, while Diamond Cat rolled his eyes and took the opportunity to invite:

[This gift is too expensive, I don't even know how to thank you, why don't you come to my house later? 】

???

Hearing this, Manggou's pupils widened.

No, wow, according to the dog's sophistication, expensive gifts should not be accepted!
This shiny golden thing doesn't look cheap, why did Annie accept it?

Obviously, only one explanation is possible.

That is in Annie's heart, its kindness is more precious than these luxuries!

Yes, it must be so!

【No, just help with the promotion of this necklace. This is also to improve the image of the street】

The door director Xia Yu politely declined.

Then, it didn't stay here too long, and raised its jaw to the manggou beside him, signaling to follow him to do business, then turned around and took a step forward.

Tonight's task is not light, in addition to Annie, but also need to sell the 'Shocking Cicada Necklace' to other popular pets in the street.

【Alas, it seems that tonight will be another bloodbath. Forget it, unless a dog like me meets true love, he is doomed to wander in the rivers and lakes for the rest of his life.

Manggou shook his head pretending to be melancholy, trying to make himself look like a cold and innocent handsome social dog.

But it's a pity
Diamond Cat's enamel-like eyes didn't even glance at it, but stared closely at Xia Li's back to see him off.

By the way, he was still sucking the saliva stained on Jing Chan's body in his mouth.

After being in a daze for a while like this, it finally came back to its senses when a gray kitten came by its side.

[Wa Meow, an earth-type demon spirit, with a race rating of 2 stars]

Wa meow 'Rong Rong' sniffed her nose, sniffing the faint fragrance of Diamond Cat, and asked intoxicatedly:
[Sister Anne, what brand is the perfume you are wearing?Is it still the 'egg soup' I mentioned before? 】

【Stancom】

Diamond Cat replied absently.

【Oh~ My royal envoy also bought me this brand of perfume, but I haven't used it yet】

As Wa Miao said it, she quietly leaned closer to it, trying to get some fragrance on herself.

And in order to prevent the other party from feeling disgusted by its approach, it also deliberately provoked new topics to distract attention:

[Sister Annie, is that a new necklace around your neck?How does it look um. So unique? 】

With Xia Yu's departure, without the blessing of Golden Spear Demon, the Shocking Cicada Necklace naturally lost its glittering appearance and returned to its original simplicity.

For this necklace that changes in appearance, even the diamond cat who came from a wealthy family can't understand what's going on, but he didn't show timidity in front of Wa Miao:
[That’s because you don’t understand aesthetics. This kind of necklace is the most popular in big cities now. In the eyes of people who know how to appreciate it, it will be beautiful; in the eyes of those who don’t know how to appreciate it, it is worthless]

Hearing this, Wa Miao opened her eyes wide and blinked, then said with a smile:

[Hey, it's too dark, I was blinded by it just now, but now that I take a closer look, it's really very beautiful!By the way, I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do, let's go first, Miss Anne~]

Wa Miao, who ran away in a hurry, naturally didn't really have something to do, but planned to keep up with the trend after getting first-hand information on the latest fashion.

Those glittering luxury brands of big brands, the envoy of the family who is burdened with a heavy car loan and housing loan must not have the money to buy them.

But this shocking cicada necklace, it can't afford it, can't it be imitated?

'Swish, swish~'

Randomly looking for a trash can that had been searched several times, Wa Miao looked around to confirm that no other imperial spirits were paying attention to him, then dexterously jumped in, pawed with two paws and started rummaging.

After a while, I found a rope that looked like that.

With the main body of the necklace, the rest is the pendant.

Wa Meow, with a rope hanging around his neck, pricked up his ears to catch the surrounding sounds carefully.

Strange to say, the chirping of cicadas, which could be heard everywhere a few days ago, has actually disappeared today!

【Sure enough, it’s a good thing, it’s all out of print.】

Wa Meow was a little disappointed and smashed his mouth.

I thought I could experience the life of a high-class cat at zero cost, but I still missed it.

But after being lost for a while, Wa Miao rekindled his confidence and didn't intend to give up. He jumped onto a roof in twos and started a long-distance attack.

Not here, doesn't mean not elsewhere.

For fashion items, why not suffer a little more?

My own imperial envoy said that if you suffer hardships, you will eat cats for cats!

Thinking of this, Wa Miao ran for nearly 20 kilometers in one breath, and the originally pink and tender meat pads were worn to black.

But the hard work paid off. In a small forest, it heard the sound of cicadas, and its eyes immediately glowed green.

'唰——' '唰——' '唰——'

Wa Meow, who was fully fired in an instant, was extremely agile, and between the claws and the claws fell, the startled cicadas were successfully captured.

If it is a necklace modeled on the diamond cat, then in fact, it is enough to catch a startled cicada.

But in the spirit of not being able to come here in vain, it still decided to catch a few more.

In this way, not only can you wear it differently every day, but you can also string it into a long string, and come with a supreme luxury version.

but
Not long after, Wa Miao found that it was unnecessary to catch it herself.

Because under a certain tree, there was a sack full of startled cicadas.

(=^ω^=) Sure enough, God prefers kittens~
Wa Miao bowed to the sky with her palms together, thanking the heaven for the reward, then took the sack in her mouth, and started the return journey without looking back.

about 10 minutes later
A foreign friend who returned with a newly captured cicada flickered around under the tree several times in bewilderment with a flashlight, but he still couldn't find the sack that had been stored before.

After guessing that the result of his busy night might have been stolen, he couldn't help but look up to the sky angrily and send a cordial greeting:
"WTF!!!"

When Wa Miao put on the shocking cicada necklace as she wished, and walked in front of many Yulings with her head held high, she immediately attracted a lot of attention:

【Rongrong, what are you carrying?It’s too earthy.]

[Even if you string a few tree leaves at will, it will look better, right? 】

【Haha, my imperial envoys use this kind of shaking thing between their legs, but it's actually worn around their necks!so funny! 】

To these ignorant bumpkins, Wa Miao couldn't help but hold his head high and replied condescendingly:

[Oh, wild boars can't eat fine chaff. As long as you know a little bit about fashion, you won't be able to say this. The most popular 'verbal cicada' in big cities now is like this! 】

A certain boar who was attacked by the pig's body immediately asked indignantly:

[Who said I can't eat fine bran?Anyone can taste good things. If your necklace is really good, tell me what brand it is called! 】

【Call.】

This question really stumped Wa Miao for a while, but soon a bluffing term popped up in his mind:

【Si Dankang!Sister Anne’s favorite is this brand. If you don’t believe me, go check it out for yourself! 】

That confident appearance really stunned all the demon spirits present, and they immediately felt a little unconfident in their own judgment.

But their retreat gave Wa Miao a boost of confidence:

[The magic of this thing is that if you have enough aesthetic ability, it will look like a flower; if you don't have enough aesthetic ability, it will look ugly.So, guys who think this necklace is ugly, you should reflect on your own aesthetics! 】

Having said this, some of the vain Yulings present immediately became Wa Miao's supporters in order to prevent themselves from falling into the ranks of poor taste:
【As I said just now, the golden necklace is so beautiful, it’s because you guys were too loud and overwhelmed my words】

[That’s right, I think it looks good too, I just didn’t say it]

[No way, no way?Is there really a guy with low aesthetic ability who thinks this necklace is not good-looking? 】

With Yu Ling in the lead, those grassroots centrists, seeing that the wind was unfavorable, also fell to the other side one after another.

And when those who firmly believe in lies become the mainstream, those who insist on the truth become an outlier.

Ever since, the fashion of the 'oral cicada' necklace has been widely recognized, and it has spread and promoted at the speed of viral transmission.

For a time, the ropes of street trash cans became a hot commodity, and demand exceeded supply.

The interaction of the royal spirits tonight is no longer a gathering, but a group to catch the startling cicadas in the wilderness.

The foreign students, who were quite leisurely about catching cicadas, had no choice but to roll in and try their best to maximize the efficiency of their sword skills in catching cicadas when the competition suddenly intensified.

of course
There are not a few people who fail in introversion, which also makes the outskirts of Furong City, the greetings of WTF, one after another, resounding through the entire night sky
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