Goku, it's up to you
Chapter 222
Chapter 222
East Zen Temple.
Originally, Chen Xuan and Bai Chuan were just going to leave after worshiping, but because they happened to catch up with the online answering activity of the monks in the temple, they joined the long queue.
The queue lasted from early morning to almost noon, and it was almost the brothers' turn.
"When it's time for you later, remember to invest in the incense money first, and then ask the master questions."
Bai Chuan stuffed Chen Xuan with 20 yuan in cash, and whispered.
Although it is free to solve puzzles, there is also a merit box next to the table for pilgrims to bring their money.
"But if you invest money first, will Master just chat with me at the price of 20 yuan?"
Regarding this sophistication, Chen Xuan has a different opinion, "Why don't you vote after talking first, so that Master doesn't know how much incense money I will invest, and I will definitely show my best state."
"Do you think we two look like people who spend a lot of money?"
Bai Chuan said helplessly, "If you don't invest the money first, the master is probably thinking that you might not pay any cents, so he just fooled around. If you still invest 20 yuan at that time, wouldn't it be a loss?"
"That's true."
Chen Xuan thought about it, and felt that this was the reason.
One of them is a high school student and the other is a college student. They really don't look like they have a lot of money in their pockets.
During the conversation, the questions and answers of other pilgrims and masters were faintly heard:
"Master, my surname is Liu. This is my daughter's horoscope. Please help me choose a name that is more poetic."
"A more poetic one? Since the surname is Liu and the Chinese character belongs to water, the poem 'A boat full of stars suppresses a clear dream' is actually very suitable, but too many people have used it. So let's use it, and take 'The sky is full of stars falling on the sea' ' means 'Liu Xingchui', let's call it 'Liu Xingchui'."
"Master, I heard that you took my pulse to see if I can be saved."
"Have you been to the hospital? What did the doctor say?"
"doctor."
".It's not a test of your English, it's a question about your specific condition."
"Hey, I'm seeing it now. People are going to die. It doesn't matter if they die sooner or later. Even the gray belt box is fourteen catties."
"It's different, you have at least fifteen catties."
"Why? Because I'm a 185 sports student?"
"No, because you have bone hyperplasia."
".I haven't bought a cemetery for myself yet. After I die, my wife will definitely take away all the property and remarry with the children. I'm afraid she won't carefully choose a suitable burial place for me."
"Be optimistic, think about the bright side, maybe the child is not yours."
"???"
"Master, I want to ask my little animal. Ah no, the little animal is not, the child of Xiao Shengchu, did the exam go well this time? Can he enter the best key elementary school in the city?"
Facing the question from the lady in front of him, the old monk who practiced silent meditation glanced at her, then picked up the calculator, and pressed a few times as an answer:
"Add! Subtract! Divide!"
Listening to this cold electronically synthesized female voice, the lady couldn't help but said in confusion:
"What do you mean? My child did well in the math test this time?"
The little novice at the side took the initiative to explain in a low voice:
"This thing will not succeed."
Finally, it was Chen Xuan.
After following his brother's instructions and investing 20 yuan in cash, he asked:
"Master, the results of the college entrance examination will be released this afternoon, and I'm a little nervous."
Hmm. It's my first time to be the top scorer in the college entrance examination, so I don't have much experience.
The master with a generous heart and a fat body, with a kind face, shook his head and said with a faint smile:
"It's just an exam, just relax. I got 723 points in the college entrance examination last year."
"Ah? You also took the college entrance examination last year? Didn't you go to college with such a high score?"
Chen Xuan was taken aback for a moment, apparently he did not expect that this middle-aged master would take the college entrance examination.
"Because the Education Bureau said that Sesame Credit points don't count."
"."
"Haha, just kidding, don't be nervous, just keep the mentality like now. Life is still long. There is no need to be emotionally affected by an exam."
The fat master patted his belly and laughed.
Just at this moment, a young novice ran over with a courier letter and congratulated with joy:
"Uncle Master! You have been admitted to the postgraduate program at Haha Maitreya Buddhist College! You can be promoted to host next year!"
Hearing this, the fat master who taught Chen Xuan to face the exam calmly just now, his eyeballs kicked, and his hands waved wildly excitedly:
"Hey! I won! Harvard YYDS!"
"."
Chen Xuan couldn't help but be stunned when he saw his face changing at such a speed of light.
From a certain point of view, the 20 yuan I spent was quite worth it, because I could watch the master's vivid interpretation of "Zhongju" at such a close distance.
Everyone knows that the exam is not that important, but everyone hopes that they can do well in the exam
As the Dongchan Temple is a tourist attraction, you need to pay a ticket to enter. After talking with the master, it is already lunch time.
Therefore, in order not to waste the ticket money, the two brothers did not go out to eat at the temple. Instead, they chose to have a light vegetarian meal in the temple.
Enjoy the cool water pavilion in the lake.
Looking at the ornamental fish in the lake, Bai Chuan couldn't help shaking his head with emotion:
"It's really unqualified. There is a sign of 'No Swimming' erected by the lake. These fish are still playing in the water. Isn't this a deliberate crime?"
"You can't say that either."
Chen Xuan pointed to a turtle that had its butt out of the water to bask in the sun, "Maybe there is another turtle butt in this lake."
"The homophonic stalk deducts money."
Bai Chuan couldn't help smiling, and then he didn't know how many times he urged him: "Refresh again to see if the score is out. I think it should be out ahead of time."
"You feel like you've made mistakes many times. You know the score sooner or later. Isn't it all that much? Can you still run away?"
Although he said so, Chen Xuan still did as he did and refreshed again and logged in to the scoring website.
Unexpectedly, this time, it really made a difference.
"Out? How much?"
Seeing the change in Chen Xuan's expression, Bai Chuan couldn't help asking.
"It's out, it's out, I haven't clicked in to see it, why don't you take a look for me first?"
Although he had always felt that there was no need to be nervous, when it came time to see the scores, Chen Xuan was still a little nervous.
"Wait a minute, let me wash my hands first."
Bai Chuan bent down to scoop up a handful of water, rubbed his hands, then wiped his body, and then took the phone to check.
Soon, his expression became a little strange, and he asked confusedly:
"Is the scoring mechanism of the college entrance examination changing so fast now? I just finished the exam for two years, and I can't understand it anymore."
"No? I remember it hasn't changed."
Chen Xuan moved his head closer.
Bai Chuan pointed to the 750 in the total score column, and speculated:
"Shouldn't the full score be shown first, and then every day that passes, one subject's score will be deducted?"
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(End of this chapter)
East Zen Temple.
Originally, Chen Xuan and Bai Chuan were just going to leave after worshiping, but because they happened to catch up with the online answering activity of the monks in the temple, they joined the long queue.
The queue lasted from early morning to almost noon, and it was almost the brothers' turn.
"When it's time for you later, remember to invest in the incense money first, and then ask the master questions."
Bai Chuan stuffed Chen Xuan with 20 yuan in cash, and whispered.
Although it is free to solve puzzles, there is also a merit box next to the table for pilgrims to bring their money.
"But if you invest money first, will Master just chat with me at the price of 20 yuan?"
Regarding this sophistication, Chen Xuan has a different opinion, "Why don't you vote after talking first, so that Master doesn't know how much incense money I will invest, and I will definitely show my best state."
"Do you think we two look like people who spend a lot of money?"
Bai Chuan said helplessly, "If you don't invest the money first, the master is probably thinking that you might not pay any cents, so he just fooled around. If you still invest 20 yuan at that time, wouldn't it be a loss?"
"That's true."
Chen Xuan thought about it, and felt that this was the reason.
One of them is a high school student and the other is a college student. They really don't look like they have a lot of money in their pockets.
During the conversation, the questions and answers of other pilgrims and masters were faintly heard:
"Master, my surname is Liu. This is my daughter's horoscope. Please help me choose a name that is more poetic."
"A more poetic one? Since the surname is Liu and the Chinese character belongs to water, the poem 'A boat full of stars suppresses a clear dream' is actually very suitable, but too many people have used it. So let's use it, and take 'The sky is full of stars falling on the sea' ' means 'Liu Xingchui', let's call it 'Liu Xingchui'."
"Master, I heard that you took my pulse to see if I can be saved."
"Have you been to the hospital? What did the doctor say?"
"doctor."
".It's not a test of your English, it's a question about your specific condition."
"Hey, I'm seeing it now. People are going to die. It doesn't matter if they die sooner or later. Even the gray belt box is fourteen catties."
"It's different, you have at least fifteen catties."
"Why? Because I'm a 185 sports student?"
"No, because you have bone hyperplasia."
".I haven't bought a cemetery for myself yet. After I die, my wife will definitely take away all the property and remarry with the children. I'm afraid she won't carefully choose a suitable burial place for me."
"Be optimistic, think about the bright side, maybe the child is not yours."
"???"
"Master, I want to ask my little animal. Ah no, the little animal is not, the child of Xiao Shengchu, did the exam go well this time? Can he enter the best key elementary school in the city?"
Facing the question from the lady in front of him, the old monk who practiced silent meditation glanced at her, then picked up the calculator, and pressed a few times as an answer:
"Add! Subtract! Divide!"
Listening to this cold electronically synthesized female voice, the lady couldn't help but said in confusion:
"What do you mean? My child did well in the math test this time?"
The little novice at the side took the initiative to explain in a low voice:
"This thing will not succeed."
Finally, it was Chen Xuan.
After following his brother's instructions and investing 20 yuan in cash, he asked:
"Master, the results of the college entrance examination will be released this afternoon, and I'm a little nervous."
Hmm. It's my first time to be the top scorer in the college entrance examination, so I don't have much experience.
The master with a generous heart and a fat body, with a kind face, shook his head and said with a faint smile:
"It's just an exam, just relax. I got 723 points in the college entrance examination last year."
"Ah? You also took the college entrance examination last year? Didn't you go to college with such a high score?"
Chen Xuan was taken aback for a moment, apparently he did not expect that this middle-aged master would take the college entrance examination.
"Because the Education Bureau said that Sesame Credit points don't count."
"."
"Haha, just kidding, don't be nervous, just keep the mentality like now. Life is still long. There is no need to be emotionally affected by an exam."
The fat master patted his belly and laughed.
Just at this moment, a young novice ran over with a courier letter and congratulated with joy:
"Uncle Master! You have been admitted to the postgraduate program at Haha Maitreya Buddhist College! You can be promoted to host next year!"
Hearing this, the fat master who taught Chen Xuan to face the exam calmly just now, his eyeballs kicked, and his hands waved wildly excitedly:
"Hey! I won! Harvard YYDS!"
"."
Chen Xuan couldn't help but be stunned when he saw his face changing at such a speed of light.
From a certain point of view, the 20 yuan I spent was quite worth it, because I could watch the master's vivid interpretation of "Zhongju" at such a close distance.
Everyone knows that the exam is not that important, but everyone hopes that they can do well in the exam
As the Dongchan Temple is a tourist attraction, you need to pay a ticket to enter. After talking with the master, it is already lunch time.
Therefore, in order not to waste the ticket money, the two brothers did not go out to eat at the temple. Instead, they chose to have a light vegetarian meal in the temple.
Enjoy the cool water pavilion in the lake.
Looking at the ornamental fish in the lake, Bai Chuan couldn't help shaking his head with emotion:
"It's really unqualified. There is a sign of 'No Swimming' erected by the lake. These fish are still playing in the water. Isn't this a deliberate crime?"
"You can't say that either."
Chen Xuan pointed to a turtle that had its butt out of the water to bask in the sun, "Maybe there is another turtle butt in this lake."
"The homophonic stalk deducts money."
Bai Chuan couldn't help smiling, and then he didn't know how many times he urged him: "Refresh again to see if the score is out. I think it should be out ahead of time."
"You feel like you've made mistakes many times. You know the score sooner or later. Isn't it all that much? Can you still run away?"
Although he said so, Chen Xuan still did as he did and refreshed again and logged in to the scoring website.
Unexpectedly, this time, it really made a difference.
"Out? How much?"
Seeing the change in Chen Xuan's expression, Bai Chuan couldn't help asking.
"It's out, it's out, I haven't clicked in to see it, why don't you take a look for me first?"
Although he had always felt that there was no need to be nervous, when it came time to see the scores, Chen Xuan was still a little nervous.
"Wait a minute, let me wash my hands first."
Bai Chuan bent down to scoop up a handful of water, rubbed his hands, then wiped his body, and then took the phone to check.
Soon, his expression became a little strange, and he asked confusedly:
"Is the scoring mechanism of the college entrance examination changing so fast now? I just finished the exam for two years, and I can't understand it anymore."
"No? I remember it hasn't changed."
Chen Xuan moved his head closer.
Bai Chuan pointed to the 750 in the total score column, and speculated:
"Shouldn't the full score be shown first, and then every day that passes, one subject's score will be deducted?"
(~ ̄▽ ̄)~Ask for collection~Ask for tickets~You can open automatic subscriptions for raising books~
(End of this chapter)
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